Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

The young player in the video has unparalleled ball control and agile dribbling skills, making him seem like a miniature Maradona.

Clarín: "This is one of the most talented young players in Argentina, two years younger than Duncan, but Duncan will never catch up to his ball control."

"Didn't Deng Kai say that he had received an offer from Barcelona's youth academy, La Masia? That's just what he said, who knows if it's true or not? But this Messi is currently being scouted by La Masia in Argentina."

"So, back to that question again, Deng Kai, who exactly is the Argentine player you're sponsoring? Could it be the brother of your second uncle's distant cousin who works in Argentina?"

The Bugle newspaper went berserk!

They must have consulted with Chinese people; they know the situation on the mainland all too well.

The phrase "migrant workers" perfectly encapsulates the current state of affairs in China.

The use of terms like "Second Uncle" further reflects the unique characteristics of mainland China.

This has once again brought Deng Kai into the spotlight.

Meanwhile, highlights of Messi playing football have spread throughout Europe.

Deng Kai is two years older than Messi, and his classic goals could even compete for the Puskás Award. But even if Deng Kai were to play for a few more years, it would indeed be difficult for him to reach Messi's level of play.

Even Cristiano Ronaldo, Deng Kai's good friend and a player whose talent surpasses that of young Portuguese players born in 1984, 1985, and 1986, is far inferior to Messi in terms of ball control.

In the end, even Cristiano Ronaldo was a little worried for Deng Kai.

"Kai, this Messi may not look impressive, and he's quite short, but his ball control is unparalleled, something you probably can't match." Cristiano Ronaldo subtly reminded Deng Kai that the foundation might be used for tax evasion, and he should start thinking about it soon.

Deng Kai was unimpressed: "What? You mean you can rival me?"

After rambling on for a while, Cristiano Ronaldo finally came up with the statement: "Ball control doesn't mean everything; he can't score as many goals as I can."

Deng Kai nodded: "That's true, you each have your own strengths."

Cristiano Ronaldo looked puzzled. Why do you seem to know us so well?

I was just saying, did you really compare him to me?

With the new season fast approaching.

For the first time in the history of football in both Portugal and Argentina, the focus has been on a youth academy player.

Even the major event of Simão's €20 million transfer—whether he can adapt and integrate smoothly into Barcelona—has temporarily gone unnoticed.

August 19th.

Two days before Sporting Lisbon U17's first match of the new season.

Deng Kai posted a video on his personal social media platform.

This refers to the Messi highlight reel published by the newspaper "Clarin".

The caption read: "Unbelievable, so this is Messi!"

"To say something Messi's father might not like to hear, isn't Messi really Maradona's son? He's so talented, I have no doubt that he will become one of the world's top players in the future."

"This is the most terrifying dribbling and ball control in the world!"

"Come on, Messi! Strive to become a better player."

"I only have one piece of advice for you, and that is to keep your humility, because it is a virtue that has almost disappeared from Argentinians."

"If one day you are unhappy playing football in this country, the Portuguese and Chinese national teams welcome you."

Many people found Deng Kaifa's actions rather baffling.

What gives you the right to give Messi these instructions?

Are you two very close?

The newspaper "Clarin" published Messi's video to prove Duncan's mediocrity, thereby demonstrating that the "fans" Duncan mentioned simply do not exist.

This further demonstrates that Deng Kai's foundation was merely a means to amass wealth and evade taxes.

Then nail Deng Kai to the cross of morality and law.

Finally, to generalize from a single instance and say that Deng Kai was nailed to the ground, then all his actions were wrong.

Therefore, the Argentinians who had previously clashed with Deng Kai are now considered to be in the right.

Reserving seats is justified!

Those whose seats were taken deserve it!

Is this outrageous or not?

With such reasoning and evidence, you have to admit that the Argentinians have a knack for it.

Even though this is robber logic, many people will fall for it, or have already fallen for it.

In China, while most Argentine fans view this issue rationally and support Deng Kai's efforts to protect his rights, a small minority of long-suffering Argentinians are still frantically defending the person who occupied the seats, lavishly praising Argentina, and angrily accusing Deng Kai of violating laws and regulations and damaging the image of Chinese people on the world stage.

Even in Europe, many people interpreted Deng Kai's comments about Messi as a sign of weakness.

He chickened out.

He is afraid!

Clarín then pressed its advantage: "You think you can distract us with a few nice words? Now, tell me, who exactly is your fan, this young Argentine player you're talking about?"

"Or does it simply not exist at all?"

……

The next morning, Deng Kai's social media accounts kept buzzing with activity.

Messi is looking for him.

Messi: I'm sorry, I've caused you trouble.

Deng Kai: It's okay, it's not your fault.

Messi: I don't want people to misunderstand you like that.

Deng Kai: I'm actually okay, but what they said about my hometown really hurt me. China is a beautiful place; you'll love it when you go there.

The people there are hardworking and kind. The Argentine media can slander me, but they shouldn't say that about them.

Hard work is never wrong, and migrant workers should not be ridiculed. Many places were built with our help, and Chinese people are a guarantee of quality... I'm going to put on some eye drops. I cried all night last night, and my vision is a little blurry today.

[A book-reading app recommended to me by a friend I've known for ten years, Yeguo Reading! It's incredibly useful; I use it to read aloud and listen to books while driving or before bed to pass the time. You can download it here: yeguoyuedu]

Messi: Kai? Are you alright? Kai! I'm going to find them. You wait here, I'm going to make things clear with them!

Half an hour later.

Deng Kai: I'm back. Messi? Are you still there? Don't go and tell them! It's not good for your career! They'll blame you!

After Deng Kai pressed the enter key, Cristiano Ronaldo shook his head repeatedly and said with disdain, "To be fair, you're being despicable."

Deng Kai looked at Cristiano Ronaldo, as if to say, "You elaborate."

"You were clearly in front of the computer the whole time, you saw what he said, but you waited half an hour before replying, acting like you didn't see what he typed." Ronaldo exclaimed, his eyes wide with amazement. "I know Maxi is a jerk, but compared to you, Maxi is just a puppy, and you're the real giant dog!"

"Also, you do need eye drops, but wasn't it because you stayed up late last night texting Hathaway?"

"Is this Messi's fault?"

"Look how you've fooled them! You're so despicable!"

Deng Kai shrugged: "Sorry, where I'm from, this isn't called despicable, it's called being a 'green tea' (a manipulative woman). Also, I'm really pleased to see how much you care about Messi, and I hope you'll continue to see him that way in the future."

Cristiano Ronaldo frowned: "Why not? He seems very friendly. I think we could be friends, provided that his football taste is a bit better and he becomes my fan, instead of liking someone like you who can't even ride a bicycle."

Deng Kai shook his head.

Luo, you probably don't know this, but for a long time to come, you'll be chasing after this little fan of mine.

If it weren't for the three consecutive Champions League titles, you would definitely be outshone by Cesare.

……

That noon, a young player approached a reporter from the Financial World Daily and broke the news to them.

The reporter from Financial World News initially didn't intend to pay attention to the other party until the other party revealed that he was the young player sponsored by Deng Kai.

The reporter looked at the little boy again, and then at the video footage of the Argentine football prodigy that he had downloaded to his phone, and was momentarily stunned.

He was trembling all over.

He knew he was lucky!

Big news!

This is the biggest bombshell news from Argentina recently!

I like playing football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him.