Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

"If I had to choose a Premier League team this year to break Manchester United's three-peat in the Premier League, I think it would be Arsenal."

The reporter was surprised by Deng Kai's high praise for Arsenal, and for a moment it was difficult to find a more pointed topic.

On the contrary, a reporter who was clearly Asian interviewed Deng Kai: "What is your assessment of Inamoto Junichi's performance in this match?"

Deng Kai was taken aback: "Huh? Does the opposing team have this player on the field?"

The Japanese reporter's face was a picture of utter astonishment.

In fact, Deng Kai certainly knew Inamoto Junichi; when Inamoto was substituted on at the last moment, he deliberately dragged out the game time.

Deng Kai is used to discussing matters objectively.

During the match, he rationally refrained from arguing with Arsenal.

But he could certainly use this opportunity to express his dissatisfaction with the other side after the match.

Similarly, he also allows opposing teams to criticize his team through the media when his team engages in time-wasting tactics.

He has never applied double standards.

However... he wouldn't allow the opponent to tie the score after using time-wasting tactics.

You were given a chance but didn't seize it, so you can't blame others for criticizing you after the game. You broke down mentally, right... Wenger?

Wenger walked quickly away from Deng Kai, repeatedly cursing under his breath!

He had originally planned to come and explain Arsenal's offer to Deng Kai.

He said, "Cristiano Ronaldo and Duncan, 20 million each, preferably brought over as a package, one plus one is greater than two." The boss misunderstood and insisted on a 20 million package deal, which reduced the key information by too much.

Sigh...maybe this is fate.

But it doesn't matter, the strongest person is already in the formation.

The midfield maestro of Barcelona's youth team is no less than Deng Kai in any aspect, and may even be stronger.

Since we're already prepared to bet on Deng Kai, this young prodigy born in 1985, let's give it a shot.

Why not go all the way and buy a lottery ticket that's younger, develops earlier, and has a brighter future?

1987 vs. 1985.

1.78 meters vs. 1.78 meters.

76kg vs 68kg.

Barcelona Youth Academy vs Sporting Lisbon Youth Academy.

Hispanic race vs. Mongoloid race.

Middle-class families vs. working-class families.

A family of football fans vs. a family of farmers.

Two or three million euros vs. twenty or thirty million euros!

François Soler vs. Duncan!

The former is a better choice in every way, isn't it?

This is Wenger's truly economical choice!

Of course, there's another reason why Wenger is in a bad mood, and that is...

For Arsenal, who are aiming for the Champions League quarterfinals, having only four points after three rounds and failing to establish a clear advantage is itself a failure.

The Japanese reporter, somewhat unwilling to accept Deng Kai's disregard for Inamoto Junichi, pressed further: "Deng Kai-san, you're joking. Why don't you think about it again?"

Deng Kai suddenly realized: "Oh, you mean Inamoto Junichi, the one..."

The Japanese reporter listened attentively with a broad smile.

Deng Kai: "Is that the Arsenal substitute midfielder who was beaten by Kaká in less than a second?"

Japanese journalist dies.

……

Record reports: "Juventus and Barcelona played to a 0-0 draw, making Group C the most contentious group for qualification! All four teams have four points, making it extremely difficult to determine a winner!"

Bora newspaper: "Sporting Lisbon are fourth in their group, and their Champions League exit is only a matter of time! Porto secured a narrow 1-0 victory, just a hair's breadth away from the UEFA Cup quarterfinals!"

Sky Sports: "Portugal's youthful storm refuses to lose, Sporting Lisbon snatches a draw against Arsenal, extending their unbeaten run to thirteen rounds!"

The Times: "Juventus, Arsenal, and Sporting Lisbon are all strong contenders for their domestic league titles and possess considerable strength, giving them a greater chance of qualifying for European competitions. Barcelona is highly likely to miss out on this season's La Liga title, proving their poor form and making them more vulnerable to elimination from European competitions!"

Kicker: "Henry tops the Champions League scoring charts with eight goals, Ronaldo and Van Nistelrooy tied for second place with seven goals each!"

The Sun: "Important information revealed behind the 'one star, six arrows' maneuver! Duncan is a master marksman, capable of controlling six targets simultaneously; Hathaway's selfishness is a waste! It's time for the English Roses to bring Duncan to the Premier League!"

Foreign media outlets are buzzing about it.

Domestic media and fans were also jubilant on Dongqiudi (a Chinese sports betting platform).

Fans are raving about Kyrie Irving.

Next was Ujis Khan.

Then came Kaka, who utterly thrashed the Japanese.

However, a newly registered account named "Kai Laoba" became one of the few Kai haters on Dongqiudi:

"Henry's hat-trick doesn't count as a win, so Keith's goal and assist should get the highest score, right? Then why didn't Keith win the Man of the Match award? Luckily, the Champions League ratings officers know their stuff!"

"Ronaldo's two assists were clearly too heavy! Kaka's dribble past Inamoto Junichi was too careless! Ronaldinho's world-class goal is nowhere near Bergkamp's level!"

"Yinbu is too arrogant. He does have some skills, but he dares to mock Wenger at such a young age. His professional career will not reach much heights."

"Wu Xudong's speed is undeniable, but Maicon could do the same thing if he were on the field. You guys are hyping up Wu Jisihan, but in the eyes of European fans, he's just a substitute's substitute—it's all just self-praise!"

"One star and six arrows? What kind of tactic is that? It's just random kicking. What did Deng Kai do besides kicking the ball up the pitch? It was clearly his teammates who scored to close the gap, but now it's all his doing as the commander. Hah!"

"Sporting Lisbon's equalizer had a huge element of luck! Arsenal had a third more threatening attacks than Sporting Lisbon, which truly reflects their superior strength!"

"That fancy backhand was just irresponsible showing off. If he had missed, let's see how Deng Kai would have shifted the blame! With that kind of attitude, he doesn't deserve to play professional football!"

This "Old Man Kai" is centered around Deng Kai and doesn't let go of any player who has a good relationship with Deng Kai.

After expressing their opinions, they would immediately log off without engaging in arguments with other netizens, seemingly ignoring the comments.

Many people online have said that if they manage to find out who this "Kai Laoba" is, they should definitely teach him a lesson.

There were even skilled hackers who tried to find "Kai Laoba's" IP address, and almost got themselves arrested.

Because the address shows it's the CCTV Broadcasting Building.

Who do you think this could be?

"Xiao He, the competition is about to start. Have you prepared the materials?" Zhang Weiping walked into the studio.

He Wei quickly closed his laptop, flustered, "Professor Zhang, I was all prepared. I still have a lot of questions to ask you, especially about the 'Princeton System'. What exactly does it mean? I feel it's a bit too profound..."

Zhang Weiping laughed and said, "Xiao He, you've hit the nail on the head. You interned in football commentary before, right? Well, let me tell you this. Princeton is actually similar to Sporting Lisbon's 'one star, six spearheads' strategy. You need an absolute core player, which is Deng Kai..."

I like playing football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him.