Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

As fierce rivals in the city, Manchester City has declined over the past few decades and is no longer considered a threat by Manchester United fans.

But the hostility that seemed to originate from deep within their DNA still put Manchester United fans on high alert.

Subsequently, English media outlets also reported on the incident.

Sky Sports: "Sporting Lisbon will train at Manchester City's training ground this morning for the first leg of the semi-final."

The Times: "Mansour has provided Sporting Lisbon with everything from food and lodging to transportation and training facilities! Is he trying to use Sporting Lisbon to cripple their city rivals?"

The Liverpool Echo: "Manchester City's return to the Premier League next season, and their support for Sporting Lisbon this season, could be part of a transfer plan?"

Manchester Evening News: "Manchester City trying to ride the coattails of an internal Manchester United first-and-second team rivalry?"

It has to be said that the English media now look down on Manchester City.

Perhaps before the 1970s, Manchester City was the stronger one.

But since the 1990s, Manchester United has become the dominant force in the Premier League.

Manchester City, on the other hand, has been forgotten.

Globally, Manchester City fans are probably...one percent of Manchester United fans?

Perhaps not even that.

But how else can we say that the dog is still the dog of The Sun?

Unlike other English media outlets that only pick up half the story and run away, The Sun conducted a very detailed review of the news related to Sporting Lisbon and Manchester City, Duncan and Mansour, and made some great discoveries!

The Sun: "Next stop for future superstar Duncan – Manchester City!"

This news caused a huge uproar in Manchester.

Even Deng Kai himself was startled when he saw it and quickly continued reading:

"Based on our long-term investigation, there is a high probability that Mansour is a fan of Dunkay. He watched the World Youth Championship final last year and invited Dunkay to the VIP box to celebrate afterwards."

"After the launch of the Dongqiudi football website, Manchester City and Sporting Lisbon were the first clubs to officially join the platform!"

Manchester City signed Chinese player Sun Jihai earlier this year.

"A month ago, Manchester City's youth academy announced the signing of Bruno Fernandes, an unremarkable eight-year-old boy from Portugal."

"All indications suggest that Mansour is paying close attention to elements related to Duncan."

"Of course, even so, Manchester City would not snatch Duncan away when Manchester United are interested in him. Any normal player would not hesitate between the two options."

"Unless...unless Deng Kai loses his mind!"

"Given Mansour's various overtures, we must warn Hathaway that your biggest challenger may not be Keira Knightley, but Mansour from the UAE royal family!"

Good guy!

The Sun is still focusing on the fact that Deng Kai had a close relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo, trying to prove that Deng Kai's sexual orientation is abnormal.

But English fans just love watching this.

In no time, reports such as "From King Alvalad to UAE Princess" spread throughout England.

Make people dumbfounded.

Keira Knightley, the English rose who is currently filming a movie, was interviewed.

In response, Kayla laughed and said, "I can't answer that question right now. I'll let everyone know once I figure out Deng Kai's specific preferences."

The reporter nodded, "Wait until you figure this out in the future... Wait, what does this mean?"

How are you going to figure it out?

Want to give it a try?

Does this count as a confession?

Similarly, reporters also interviewed Hathaway.

Hathaway was actually quite troubled by this, because Deng Kai was not yet of legal age, so they had always maintained a respectful and harmonious relationship.

But Hathaway obviously can't say that to the outside world.

So Hathaway stated, "Perhaps Kay's aloofness towards other women led to this misunderstanding in The Sun. But in any case, we were very happy together! A happiness you can't even imagine."

Wow!

Hathaway's move hasn't even broken the defenses of The Sun and Keira, but it has broken the defenses of Cristiano Ronaldo first.

"Excessive indulgence is one of the biggest enemies of professional athletes. No wonder you got injured by Enrique's tackle, that's the crux of the problem!" Ronaldo casually placed the newspaper next to Duncan.

Deng Kai was speechless: "It's only me. If it were you and that bastard tackled you like that, it wouldn't be surprising if you were out for the season!"

Cristiano Ronaldo scoffed: "Then how do you explain Hathaway's words? 'Unimaginable joy'...it's utterly indecent!"

Deng Kai was stunned: "What kind of moral damage would I cause by playing 2K all night with Hathaway?"

Cristiano Ronaldo was also stunned: "You guys...play 2K?"

Deng Kai nodded: "Yeah! What, can't professional soccer players play 2K? The Lakers are the champions!"

Cristiano Ronaldo immediately retorted: "Bullshit! The Bulls are the eternal gods!"

Kaka, standing to the side, was quite puzzled by the two's point of view: "Shouldn't you be arguing about why guys stay up all night playing 2K with their girlfriends?"

Deng Kai and Cristiano Ronaldo glanced at Kaká, a hint of pity in Ronaldo's eyes: "So that's why you're still single, Kaká! You're such a clueless straight man! You have no idea what girls like!"

Kaka's eyes lit up: "What do girls like? Do they like you when you're happy?"

Cristiano Ronaldo nodded: "Of course!"

Kaka frowned and said, "After tomorrow's match, I must call and ask Yi Lisha to see if it's as you say."

Cristiano Ronaldo's smile gradually froze: "Lisa Ilya?"

Deng Kai added, "Ilisabeth Petfer, Kaka's girlfriend, they dated for a while when they were in Brazil. Now Ilisabeth is developing her career in Europe; she's a model."

"Bijardel's sister Jordana...you know what I mean."

Cristiano Ronaldo walked away looking dejected.

He is no longer qualified to train with Deng Kai and Kaka.

Because without realizing it, he was the only one still single!

The crucial point is that he never even dated Jordana!

……

May 24th.

The whole world is looking forward to the match between Sporting Lisbon and Manchester United.

In yesterday's first leg of the semi-final between Real Madrid and Bayern Munich, Real Madrid defeated Bayern 2-0, taking the initiative.

The second leg is going to be quite difficult for Bayern.

"Dear viewers, I am very pleased to bring you the first leg of the Champions League semi-final between Manchester United and Sporting Lisbon. I am your old friend Huang Jianxiang."

"Sitting next to me is our special guest, Professor Han Qiaosheng."

"He Wei, who was previously an intern commentator, is now commentating on basketball and can't find the time."

"I hope that Mr. Han Qiaosheng and I can bring you a wonderful commentary."

"Hey, why does Ronaldo look so pale? Is he feeling unwell?"

"That shouldn't be the case. Cristiano Ronaldo is an extremely disciplined player who doesn't even have a girlfriend, yet he maintains an excellent physical condition!"

I like playing football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him.