Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Guardiola's plight evoked sympathy from many, but the phrase "peak national team player" in that news article was truly shameless.

Despite having a professional physical care team, the 31-year-old Guardiola played almost every game for Sporting Lisbon last season.

His body can hardly support him continuing to play high-intensity matches.

Guardiola played with an injury in the final stages of this World Cup.

Considering his age, his original physical condition, and his injury history in recent years, it will be difficult for any team to want him again.

Of course, Sporting Lisbon has publicly stated that they are willing to sign Guardiola for another year, and that the salary is not low, with no attempt to negotiate a lower price.

Compared to Manchester City, another small Premier League team that is unscrupulous, delusional, and like a toad trying to eat swan meat, they are much more generous.

Guardiola will definitely continue with Sporting Lisbon...

Drop drop!

Guardiola truly wished he hadn't seen Deng Kai's call.

His intuition told him that if he accepted the offer, he would be tricked by Deng Kai.

But he can't hang himself.

Because experience told him that if he died, he would definitely regret it.

"Hey, Kai, congratulations on leading Chinese football to the world stage!" Guardiola said in his usual friendly manner.

"Not at all, it can't compare to your courage in leading Spain to challenge the biased referees," Deng Kai said in a friendly tone.

"I'm signing with Sporting Lisbon, what about you? Where are you going?" Guardiola said. "But don't go to Manchester City, that club is too stingy. They actually told my agent they wanted to sign me on a veteran's minimum wage!"

"WTF! Do they think I'm some nobody?"

"Me! Barcelona's legendary captain! Sporting Lisbon's key defensive midfielder for three Champions League titles! The heart and soul of the Spanish national team's defense! Lothar Matthäus's close friend who slacks off! The man behind the King of Portugal!"

"Joining another team might be enough for a normal salary, but for a small, unknown club like Manchester City, I'd need the top salary in the Premier League!"

"Manchester City," Deng Kai began.

"Exactly, Manchester City! Manchester City is a pile of shit, Manchester City... Manchester City?" Guardiola was stunned for a long time. "You mean... Manchester City?"

Deng Kai nodded: "Yes, Manchester City."

Guardiola was dumbfounded: "Are you crazy, Ke?! You've been making incomprehensible choices all summer! Why Manchester City? Any other team in the Premier League is better than Manchester City!"

"Believe me, they'll be back in League One next season! Do you want to go play in the second division with them?"

"This will have a devastating impact on your career!"

After waiting for Guardiola to rant for five minutes, Deng Kai finally said, "Because Manchester City is my team."

Guardiola was speechless: "Sporting Lisbon is your team too! If you're willing to agree, which of the top teams in the five major leagues isn't your team? They'll all build their teams around you!"

"Of course, it's hard to say for top clubs. Unless there's a stroke of luck, it's unlikely you'll get a core commitment from a top club. Even players like Zidane, Ronaldo, Figo, and Beckham rarely received such a commitment."

Deng Kai explained, "What I mean is, Manchester City is, my, team!"

Guardiola understood the meaning behind that sharp grammar: "Yours?"

Deng Kai: "Hmm, mine. So, how about it? Interested in joining Manchester City and starting a splendid new chapter with me?"

Guardiola remained silent for a long time.

Deng Kai's... Manchester City.

How much does this cost?!

This... I'm going to report this to UEFA!

Deng Kai, an active player, actually owns a Premier League-level football team! Force him to sell! Seeing him make money makes me angrier than I am losing money!

Then look at yourself, being kicked out of the house by Barcelona like a dog.

Comparing yourself to others is truly infuriating!

Guardiola is out of options.

Since Guagua remained silent, it was Deng Kai who spoke: "Trust me, Guagua, I won't make you do anything pointless. I know your health isn't good, but this time I won't make you work like a slave."

"You came here this year, and while you'll be officially a substitute this season, you'll actually be working as an assistant coach to get used to the coaching role."

"I know you've always wanted to do this."

"Let me tell you, have you heard of the 'Wu Yue's Manual'? Possessing it can bring peace to the world! If you come, I can teach it to you!"

"Don't you want to be the player and coach who forces the Premier League to change its rules? I can make that happen for you, it'll be absolutely awesome!"

Guardiola was persuaded.

Deng Kai knew his preferences all too well.

Cool!

coach!

Unrivaled!

Each one was one that Guardiola could not refuse.

Guardiola: "Okay, I'll do it. But why can't we just take the plunge and be the manager of Manchester City?"

Deng Kai shook his head: "Sorry, Gua, you're too late. The head coach has already been chosen."

Guardiola frowned: "Deschamps? Isn't he an assistant coach? Besides, Deschamps' tactical level is far inferior to mine!"

Deng Kai continued to shake his head: "It's not Deschamps, he's just an assistant coach. He probably spent a few years at Manchester City before going to coach the French national team."

Guardiola suffered a major blow.

Coaching...the French national team?

This……

Barring any unforeseen circumstances, Guardiola will not have the opportunity to coach the Spanish national team for the next twenty years.

After all, as a Barcelona player, he couldn't possibly have the support of the Real Madrid faction.

But now that he has offended Barcelona so badly, he won't get the support of the Barcelona faction.

The selection of the Spanish national team's head coach is ultimately decided by these two factions.

and so……

Guagua burst into tears.

"It's Maxi, he's an excellent head coach and we have a great working relationship," Deng Kai said, revealing the starting lineup.

Guardiola was completely convinced.

So he was just trying to seduce the handsome guy!

There's really no other way.

At least, Guardiola genuinely couldn't be as obsequious as Maxija.

The way it was licked was so enticing!

If Trigra is a capable and tolerant older brother figure to Deng Kai, then Maxa is a dutiful and respectful son figure to Deng Kai.

As for Guardiola... a little flattery is certainly acceptable.

But licking?

Sorry, he's not that kind of person.

"So, Chairman Kai, how do you think we should proceed with our transfer activities? I still have some connections in Spain." Guardiola got into character, having joined Manchester City's management ahead of schedule.

"Just call me Director, the team president is Mansour." Deng Kai corrected, "Not that kind of 'melon' (referring to a player from Spain). "Spain? You know what, there are actually a few who want them. Can you get Xavi and Iniesta from your Barcelona team?"

Guardiola was speechless.

Not to mention that his relationship with Barcelona has already broken down.

Even if it doesn't break, this is still impossible to fix.

Xavi is already a key midfielder for Barcelona.

Iniesta is a higher priority than Xavi in ​​the team's plans.

I like playing football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him.