Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

As for?

Are Manchester City fans really that serious?

Is beating Wycombe really that exciting?

Then a window popped up on the phone.

Ding!

Manchester City's 8-0 victory sets a new club record for their biggest win ever!

This……

Does it bloom in multiple locations?

That's blown up!

No wonder...

Ding!

"Deng Kai scored five goals in his first EFL Cup match, leading his team to a remarkable comeback!"

What the hell!

Is the King of Manchester back?

A single person winning five top honors?

This is incredible!

Let alone playing in League One, it would be difficult to achieve such a scoreline even in League Two!

Ultimately, the score of the match was 8-0.

Manchester City advance proudly to the third round of the EFL Cup.

After the match, major media outlets rushed to the scene, making no mention of the previous pessimism surrounding Manchester City.

This is the Premier League! Manchester City thrashed Wycombe 8-0, their attacking prowess surpassing Arsenal's!

"King of Manchester! Duncan scores five goals, topping the EFL Cup top scorer charts in a single match!"

Legendary goalkeeper! Leman provides two assists, setting a new EFL Cup goalkeeper record!

Grosso's hat-trick of assists shows the English what true quality is!

"The Devil's Wings! Maicon and Grosso combined for five assists in this match!"

Worth celebrating! Ribery scores his first goal for Manchester City!

"A dominant striker! A dragon soaring into the sea! Adriano draws three yellow cards in a single match; his tactical role is immense, despite his lack of obsession with scoring!"

Looking at these news reports.

At this moment, Lai Manwu understood.

At Manchester City, this is the kind of game you have to play!

What a load of crap, the Premier League!

One word: Lie down!

But in the far-off interior.

The 8-0 scoreline shocked all the fans.

At the same time, even though Zhan Jun left himself an opening, he still didn't gain any advantage.

When it was time for him to close the net, he actually closed it too early.

He said he predicted a 6-0 score, thinking it would be a sell-off at the peak, but it turned out to be just halfway down the mountain.

Fortunately, his steady performance not only outshone He Wei but also put him on par with Huang Jianxiang.

After all, Huang Jianxiang's prediction was at most five.

And his six shots were even closer to the correct answer!

However, what Zhanli did not expect was...

Huang Jianxiang updated his comment on Dongqiudi: "3+5=8!"

Zhan Jun: ? ? ?

What the hell!

Nima!

Does this work too?

In an instant, the fans all knelt down in worship!

"I'm impressed! Huang Jianxiang is definitely the football commentator in China who understands Deng Kai the best!"

"That's incredible! He even guessed it correctly!"

"Those who cannot see my true face are simply those who are standing on the mountain themselves! Brilliant! Truly brilliant!"

"I would call him a god of football knowledge!"

"Yellow God? That doesn't sound good, does it?"

"Healthy spirit? That sounds bad."

"Then it can only be Shojin!"

That night, Huang Jianxiang was officially crowned a legend! He reached the pinnacle of football commentary in China!

The god's name is Xiang!

For some reason, seeing Huang Jianxiang's legendary status, Zhan Jun and He Wei suddenly stopped feeling jealous.

They always thought the name was strange.

Perhaps it's because the gap is too big that they can't even feel jealousy?

You should just focus on doing your job properly.

Since I can't be the number one Kai fan.

Then Zhan Jun decided to be the first rational and objective person.

He Wei decided to become the number one hater of Kai.

No one can remember the second place.

Even if it's a case of being infamous, we have to make it popular first!

……

Manchester City's 8-0 thrashing shook the Premier League.

Just when you think Manchester City is no good, they step up and tell you they are.

This state is called "slap in the face".

But behind the slap in the face, something is actually revealed.

The Six Meridian Divine Sword works sometimes and sometimes not. Is it because Duan Yu is incompetent?

wrong.

This precisely proves that Duan Yu is exceptionally capable.

Kumārajīva poked his fingers until they were worn out. Although he could reliably unleash the Formless Finger of Calamity, he couldn't release the Six Meridians Divine Sword even once.

Murong Fu used his magic to counterattack, but he couldn't replicate even a trace of the Six Meridians Divine Sword's essence.

If you were Wang Yuyan, who would you choose?

got it?

Manchester City's potential is extremely high.

Given enough time, under the leadership of a cohesive team, and with a good defensive coach or familiarity with the tactics, even if we don't expect to win every game 8-0, we can still score three or five goals frequently. What's wrong with that?

For a time, many teams hoped to face Manchester City as soon as possible.

Because even a fool knows that the later you encounter Manchester City, the harder it will be to beat them.

And... next season, or the season after that, could Manchester City suddenly become a Premier League powerhouse?

To become the next Arsenal?

The most knowledgeable Premier League managers have already written "poaching Manchester City" in their notebooks for next summer.

Manchester City needs time to transform, right?

can.

We'll give you time.

But... if you poach a few players every season, your tactics will never be fully developed, and you'll never be stable. You can become half of Arsenal, but you can't become the next Arsenal.

For teams this good, Manchester United and Arsenal are enough in the Premier League.

There can't be a third one!

Liverpool: ? ? ?

Liverpool: I feel you don't respect me!

As a result, in October, several players were added to the transfer lists of various clubs.

These are Manchester City's best and most consistent players so far.

Robbie Fowler is Manchester City's best striker!

Fabio Grosso is a versatile and talented defender for Manchester City, excelling in both attack and defense, and possessing exceptional physical attributes!

Jens Lehman is Manchester City's true first-choice goalkeeper!

Not a single one of them will escape!

We'll buy them even if it means paying a premium!

Strengthening oneself while weakening others—isn't that wonderful!

Especially the dominant teams, they will definitely try to buy these players when the time comes.

This is a struggle outside the football field.

It is the invisible smoke of battle.

But it is indeed part of a team's achievements and honors!

……

October 5th, the ninth round of the English Premier League.

Manchester City will play away against Southampton.

In this match, Adriano, who has transitioned into a target man, delivered a standout performance.

He first created a penalty with ruthless force inside the penalty area.

He assisted Deng Kai in scoring a penalty.

Then he delivered another brilliant pass, helping Ribery score his first Premier League goal.

He also recorded his first statistic since joining Manchester City: a Premier League assist.

It's really gratifying.

However, the team's huge defensive vulnerabilities made it difficult for them to take three points from Southampton.

Lahm, who had just recovered from injury, delivered an unexpected surprise.

Four to two!

Manchester City were defeated.

October 19th, the tenth round of the Premier League.

Manchester City will play away against West Bromwich Albion.

Deng Kai provided an assist.

Toure scored a spectacular long-range goal, but it wasn't enough to save the day.

Three to one!

Manchester City suffered their third consecutive away defeat.

Excluding the EFL Cup matches, they have gone six league games without a win.

Moreover, it was a situation of two draws and four losses, with more losses than draws.

Manchester City's ranking has plummeted to eighteenth place.

Officially relegated to the relegation zone!

They're no longer a relegation-threatened team; they're a proper relegation team!

The only thing that makes Manchester City fans feel better is that their away trip is over.

The next four games are all at Manchester City's home ground, are you scared yet!

Can the legend of the home-field advantage continue?

I like playing football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him.