Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Manchester City wins the Community Shield, becoming treble winners!

Manchester City beat Manchester United to become the most cost-effective treble winners, winning the FA Cup, EFL Cup, and Community Shield!

"Unable to turn the tide! Cristiano Ronaldo's hat-trick, near-game-winning goal, near-game-winning assist, and penalty goal weren't enough to save the day!"

"King of Manchester! Duncan's hat-trick leads Manchester City to their third title!"

"A legendary performance! Petr Cech saves three penalties against Manchester United, defeating Van Nistelrooy, Giggs, and Keane!"

"A Magical Goalkeeper, the Legacy of Peter! Cech is Schmeichel's Most Proud Disciple! He Made Manchester City Fans Forget About Leaving Manchester!"

Villa, the lone hero of the Spanish Second Division, missed a golden opportunity, squandering a penalty and failing to become the team's hero; his performance was unremarkable!

"Not exactly outstanding! Barcelona's midfield prodigy Cesc Fàbregas, who nearly cost Wenger and Maxi Márquez their Community Shield title, was the one who caused the rift between them!"

Although Manchester United have lost their signature free-kick, they've found the knuckleball! Cristiano Ronaldo replicates Duncan's knuckleball goal, proving he can fully take over the number seven jersey at Manchester United!

"Standing leg swing at the World Cup is a game-changer! Deng Kai has gotten even stronger! Manchester City this season may bring surprises to the world of football!"

A clash between Lisbon's two superstars! Cristiano Ronaldo has one more assist than Duncan, but Duncan has one more title than Ronaldo!

After the match, the media went on a spree of praise.

However, both Manchester United and Manchester City exercised great restraint.

Ferguson: "Congratulations to Manchester City, they have won another trophy, which is a reward for their past season."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Thank you for the compliments. I am honored to receive the Community Shield Player of the Year award. I broke Duncan's record of winning the award every time he won a trophy."

"But I don't think I did my best because I couldn't bring the team a championship. I will continue to work hard, and I hope that next time I can reap both personal and team rewards."

Keane: "Manchester City did better, so they won the title. Howard's performance was fine; penalty shootouts are mostly about luck, and Manchester City had more luck."

For Manchester City, Duncan was equally modest: "We are certainly very happy to win the Community Shield. It is an affirmation for all of us, and we need this trophy."

"But at the same time, we also know that the significance of this trophy is limited to this; it's not a major award. In fact, Manchester United has brought on quite a few new signings, so this match is more about getting them together and making adjustments."

"This will give them an advantage in the upcoming matches."

"Cristiano Ronaldo is always so great, he's a world-class striker. It's normal that he can learn the knuckleball, after all, I taught him for half a month during the Toulon Tournament."

"But I didn't expect that the first time he used it would be on me, which made me a little sad."

Cristiano Ronaldo: ? ? ?

Cristiano Ronaldo: Coach?

Cristiano Ronaldo: Teach your ass! I learned that myself!

Deng Kai: But the public doesn't know that; they'll only think I'm your mentor! You understand, a mentor and a friend?

Dongqiudi subsequently published a news article: "The selfless Deng Kai may usher in a period of technological explosion in the Premier League! He has successively released technical details of the 'vertical quick shot' and the 'kick-down'!"

"He's practically a football saint!"

I'd call him—a sucker!

Good guy.

What is this Tesla?

So, from now on, whenever there's a breakthrough on the wing, a steal of points, or a goal scored with a free kick, you, Kai, will get a share of the credit, right?

This is truly shameless!

……

This championship trophy has directly motivated Manchester City's new signings.

To win a championship right away—that's a truly exhilarating experience.

Everyone buried themselves in their work and put in even more effort on the training field.

The first round of the Premier League officially kicked off on August 16th.

However, captain Duncan Duncan was not included in Manchester City's 18-man squad.

Not just England, but the entire European football world has turned its attention to this.

How could Deng Kai possibly not play?

So far, apart from a few rotations in the youth team, Deng Kai has maintained an almost iron-man level attendance rate.

Moreover, as the team's core player, Manchester City probably can't do without him.

Soon, people learned the reason for Deng Kai's absence.

The Sun: "Hathaway flew to visit Deng Kai three days ago, and the two stayed at the villa for two days and two nights! On the morning of the third day, Fonte went to the hospital to buy cold medicine and delivered it to Deng Kai's house."

"It seems our invincible and unstoppable Celtics team is no match for Hathaway on the court!"

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The fans were stunned.

really?

Kai... did Hathaway make him catch a cold?

This……

Fans couldn't hold back any longer and left numerous comments.

"Holy crap! Seriously? The Celtics are... way too weak, aren't they?"

"The Celtics are the kind of player who can unleash a powerful shot from a standing position, how can they be so weak?"

"Looks like Captain Kai is still green; he got taught a lesson by Hathaway."

"I feel so sorry for Kai!"

"After all, even the most naive American sweetheart has some skills, she's been around them for a while. Deng Kai should really try Katie Knightley, our English rose would definitely be more capable!"

"I'm a Manchester City fan, and I don't object to Hathaway and Keita being together, but could you please ask Hathaway to avoid important matches in the future? Keita can't handle it!"

"I hope all the girls in the world will be kinder to my Kai!"

Cristiano Ronaldo frantically sent related news to Deng Kai.

This wave of sympathy has drawn almost all of Europe and the United States to Deng Kai.

After all, I caught a cold in just two days.

Kai's body is far less powerful than everyone imagines.

Kai is still too inexperienced.

Even Ashley Young, a junior member of the team, was planning to share some of his personal experience with Deng Kai, but Deng Kai punished him by making him practice dribbling past opponents.

One to one!

Manchester City and Aston Villa played a lackluster game without Duncan Duncan.

They were behind Aston Villa for most of the time.

Until the 80th minute, Toure played a through ball, and Adriano created a corner kick with a powerful shot.

Ribery took a corner kick, and former Chelsea and French captain Desailly headed the ball into the net, preventing Manchester City from suffering a defeat in their opening match.

After the match, the media launched a barrage of criticism against the Manchester City players.

Adriano still can't score! Manchester City should give other strikers a try.

Ribery holds onto the ball too long; while he seems very threatening, he lacks the ability to deliver a decisive pass and relies too much on individual play!

"Fabregas has come off the bench repeatedly, delivering disastrous performances! There's a reason he hasn't been promoted to the first team by Barcelona."

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"Lahm's defensive skills are far inferior to Grosso's; he can't be a true full-back. He should try playing as a winger."

Manchester City are suffering from Duncan dependency! Without Duncan as their absolute core player, most of Manchester City's players fail to reach the level of a Premier League starter!

They only lost one game.

Manchester City's world has collapsed.

Their chances of winning the Premier League title this season have dropped from fifth to eleventh.

I like playing football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him.