Live stream: Sion with Guardian Angel, you call it a suicide build?

[Target: Live stream viewers]

[Insurance Type: Workers' Compensation Insurance]

[Insurance Amount: 1000 Fish Coins per person (with a cashback of 100 RMB per person)]

Premium: 10 shark fins

[Special Clause: If the target continues to suffer work-related injuries before the end of the competition, the compensation amount will be doubled!]

Having secured insurance for the audience, Su Ye finally felt a little relieved.

No matter what kind of trouble the female streamer on the other end causes, he won't lose out.

"Beautiful lady, judging from your ancient costume, are you studying folk dance?" Su Ye asked.

Seeing that the female streamer on the other end was still smiling and silent, Su Ye prepared to get straight to the point: "It's okay, if you can't use sign language, I know a little bit. How about we have a dance competition?"

Su Ye resorted to her old tricks, preparing to use her dance moves to win over the viewers in the live stream who had taken out insurance.

Unexpectedly, the beautiful female anchor on the other end spoke up, "Hello, handsome~"

That voice, that tone, it was so captivating...

It felt like falling into an ice cellar!

No, why does this sound like that?

The screen was flooded with "??" comments.

Su Ye stared at the screen in shock and confusion, looking it over from top to bottom, unable to utter a single word.

That's right, she's a classic beauty in period dramas, but why is her voice so powerful?

"Um...did you eat something rough or hard recently and it upset your throat?" Su Ye was a little unsure of what to say. Was this person male or female?

The "beautiful" streamer on the other end of the line didn't keep him in suspense any longer and said with a smile, "Haha, bro, I'm a guy."

Su Ye's computer crashed on the spot.

This world is not normal!

Are cross-dressing men this awesome now?

The viewers in the live chat also came to their senses at this point.

"Wouldn't a man be better?"

"Happy Garden, huh? That's my kind of thing. Let me give you a big massage, no, I mean a big rocket."

"I'm emotionally traumatized and urgently need 2000 shark fins from the streamer to comfort me~"

Su Ye felt like she didn't need to dance anymore.

The female streamer on the other side was already shocking enough.

This workers' compensation claim is certain.

I just don't know if this counts as a work-related injury.

"Um, handsome... no, dashing, is it really that hard to be mute?"

The streamer on the other end was clearly used to Su Ye's reaction. "Aren't you trying to challenge me? I can't dance."

"Shall we chat then?"

"Let's chat."

Su Ye really doesn't know how to chat; how many gamers are good at talking?

"Dude, this track is something else. I don't even know what to say, I'm totally blown away!"

Across from her, Yuanyuan smiled broadly, "Haha, a lot of people say that."

"You've got some skills. By the way, bro, how about some insurance? It covers workers' compensation. Just send me 10 shark fins, and if you lose a PK, I'll at least send you a rocket!"

Although the cross-dressing master left Su Ye completely bewildered, Su Ye's actions also gave the cross-dressing master a bit of a shock, and he didn't recover for a long time.

Is this a popular way to play now?

"No, that's not it. It's a unique feature of my live stream. My viewers also purchase insurance through my live stream, and many of them successfully got compensation last time."

The girl on the other side, Kaixinyuan, was a little skeptical, but some viewers from Su Ye's live stream had already explained what happened with the big rabbit last time.

Kaixinyuan casually gave Su Ye 10 shark fins.

[Goal: Happy Garden]

[Insurance Type: Work Injury Insurance]

【Coverage Amount: Super Hot*1 (Cashback of RMB 200)】

Premium: 10 shark fins

[Special Clause: If the target continues to suffer work-related injuries before the end of the competition, the compensation amount will be doubled!]

Su Ye managed to turn the tide thanks to her hand injury insurance.

After a while of awkward small talk, Su Ye realized it was too awkward; 10 minutes had never felt so long.

"Bro, let's dance for the guys in the live stream."

Happy Garden: "Brother, I really don't know how."

Su Ye: "There's nothing you can't do. It's just twisting around a bit, what's so difficult about that? You're wearing such complicated ancient costumes, wouldn't it be a waste of your clothes if you didn't twist around a bit?"

The popularity of the two live streamers is somewhat deadlocked, and they are currently evenly matched in the PK battle.

Seeing this, Kaixinyuan also decided to go all out and, like Su Ye, pushed back her chair and stood up.

The two people's movements are not exactly the same, but they are quite similar.

These are all prime examples of poor physical coordination.

"Damn! Double the damage, my eyes!"

The live stream chat was filled with groans and lamentations.

"There's a beautiful woman across from me, it's a pity she only has a mouth and can also move her legs."

"What the person upstairs said is quite right, but their actions remind me of a bear rubbing against a tree."

"The bear rubbed against the tree spirit and created a cave!"

In the end, the fans who had previously compensated Su Ye with 2000 fish fins all rallied together and successfully stole the tower at the last moment, winning the PK.

"Sorry bro, it was a close call. Don't worry, your workers' compensation will be here soon."

Su Ye had just finished speaking.

[Ding! The insured person "Happy Garden" has filed an accident (work-related injury).]

[Claim successful! You have received 2 Happy Garden exclusive Super Hot Pots, and a cashback of 400 yuan (double the reward)]

He then went to the opposite live stream room and sent out two Super Fires.

"Brother Feng is so generous!"

"Standard workers' compensation claims~"

Those who had previously commented on the live stream considered themselves Su Ye's fans, and felt a strange sense of pride.

The compensation from the audience surprised him.

[Ding! Claim successful! Live stream viewers receive double workers' compensation, 4000 exclusive live stream coins per person, and a cashback of 400 * 100 yuan (four times the bonus)]

The visual feast that he and Yuanyuan brought to the audience also caused workplace injuries to the audience, triggering insurance claims.

"The connection went very smoothly today, I'm so happy!" Su Ye looked at the more than 40,000 yuan that had been deposited into her phone and was in a very good mood.

Comments in the live chat included: "I can tell, the streamer is from Chengdu, at the very least he's bisexual!"

"Look at that beaming face, did you add Happy Garden on WeChat?"

"You guys aren't going to start fencing offline, are you?"

"It's so offensive, it really hurts my eyes!"

Su Ye was dumbfounded. No, were the viewers in the live stream just too good at making connections, or was the world really going to the dogs?

"Enough said, brothers. Since the official LoL team is causing trouble today, if they don't unban me by tomorrow, I'll take legal action to protect my rights!"

"Brother Feng is awesome!"

"This is such a powerful cheat code, it reminds me of an old friend~"

"Would an old friend dare to stand up to the official authorities like this? This time, I'm on Feng's side! Feng didn't cheat!"

"Why don't you go see an ophthalmologist? It's so obvious, isn't it?"

Seeing that the comments were about to start arguing, Su Ye spoke up directly: "Brothers, did you see my background today? I moved to a new place today. I was disgusted by my previous landlord yesterday."

"Are you leaving early?"

The viewers were quite knowledgeable and immediately predicted what Su Ye would say next.

Su Ye was momentarily speechless, but still managed to say with a forced smile, "Well, I just moved, and there are still some things I haven't settled in, so I rushed to go live. That's all for today's live stream, but I promise I'll stream until midnight tomorrow!"

Su Ye added, "It's all the officials' fault, otherwise we'd still be happily dying like this~ So don't blame me, brothers, let's retreat!"

"FGNB!"

"What game is Feng playing tomorrow?"

Su Ye was also taken aback when he saw the question. What if LoL doesn't unban tomorrow? What game would he play then?

Want to parachute? Parachuting won't work; you have to restart after dying once, which is too inefficient.

How about CS:GO? His aim is excellent; he can aim precisely.

That's it!

"Suicide squad shooting! Tomorrow's match is all casualties! Join the group if you want to come, see the group number on the fish's profile."