What are you looking at? You're the female lead too!

Youth is a lie, a sin.

Those who celebrate youth are always deceiving themselves and those around them, actively affirming everything in their environment. As long as they bring up the word "youth," they can distort even the most ordinary explanations or common sense. To them, lies, secrets, crimes, and even failures are just seasonings for youth.

This is a famous quote from Hachiman, the male protagonist of "Your Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected." Ye Wen doesn't care whether this quote is right or wrong, biased or objective.

All he knew was that this famous quote was absolutely perfect for his school.

"Hello, Vice President!"

As Ye Wen yawned and stepped into the school gate in the morning, a student council member standing guard at the gate spoke to him in a loud and energetic voice.

Looking further ahead, you can see that the open space near the teaching building is filled with all sorts of strange and wonderful things, including costumes of ghosts and monsters, giant origami cranes, star trees, crosses, coffins, and so on.

Leaders from various clubs and organizations frequently came over to take inventory and register, creating quite a lively scene.

On the flags scattered on the boxes, these words can be vaguely seen:

The 11th Tianyu High School Festival Opens in Grand Style...

Yes, that's right. Recently, Ye Wen's school has been busy preparing for the school festival.

You heard right, Dongxia, high school, school festival, these three elements are combined together.

This is the school's annual carnival, the best opportunity for various clubs to showcase their achievements, a festival that lasts for two and a half days, and a paradise that once only existed in our imaginations.

Now, it has truly appeared before Ye Wen.

Obviously.

The school's common sense has been distorted.

When Ye Wen first enrolled, he realized that something seemed off about his school: endless corridors, deer that randomly spawned on the grass, a principal who fought with deer, a teacher with a mechanical clockwork on his back, classmates with brightly colored hair, and a mysterious bunny girl hunting in the wild...

In short, the originally dull academy was forcibly crammed with a bunch of non-normal elements, and apart from Ye Wen, no one realized that these things should not have appeared in the school.

Even when Ye Wen posted the situation online, those keyboard warriors who would question even the smallest thing like a pile of shit suddenly fell silent, exclaiming:

What's wrong with this? Isn't this just normal high school life?

What is normal? I'm asking you.

Would anyone ride a sheep to school at a normal school?

There is no doubt that there is a female protagonist in this school.

Moreover, its level is very high, and its influence is global; it is highly likely to be the Golden Heroine.

Because she believed that a "normal" high school life should be what she imagined, her high school became what she expected. Everything that should have been considered abnormal was transformed into normal, and everyone accepted and enjoyed this kind of life as a matter of course.

With such power, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call them gods, would it?

Ye Wen also had a clear idea of ​​who the female lead would be.

This was also the direct reason why he joined the student council and became the vice president.

Of course, there's no need to rush to deal with the female protagonist at school; firstly, he doesn't have the ability yet, and secondly...

Ye Wen had also thought about the school festival.

Who would refuse a holiday?

In his opinion, the ultimate stage of this world should be a seven-day weekend.

Of course, with such lofty ideals, the world seems a bit too barren. Overly grand ideals can make people ignore their own existence. Now, he should turn his attention back to the side quest he just took on yesterday.

Ye Wen turned his head and saw Shen Xuqiu, who looked visibly lost, at the school gate.

Today is the day she transferred to this school.

It was also my first day officially entering the storyline.

Ye Wen walked over; there was something he had always wanted to know the answer to.

That is, whether the female protagonist can resist the influence of other female protagonists.

Ye Wen had only recently acquired the cheat ability, just a few days ago. Therefore, he couldn't determine how many female protagonists were around him before, and could only analyze the situation and signs of contamination.

Ye Wen only had a vague understanding of many things about the female lead.

Knowing yourself and your enemy will ensure victory in every battle.

Today, Shen Xuqiu wasn't wearing the spy outfit she wore yesterday. Instead, she was wearing a very ordinary Tianyu High School girls' uniform: a shirt and a skirt that just went past her knees, revealing a section of her fair thighs, which were covered by black mid-calf socks.

"Hey, pervert..." Shen Xuqiu, who was about to call Ye Wen a pervert, realized that they were at school and that saying it casually might offend Ye Wen, so she quickly changed her words: "Ye Wen, I..."

"Yo." Ye Wen greeted Shen Xuqiu calmly, "Good morning, you pervert who showed me your panties yesterday."

Shen Xuqiu: "..."

She looked around frantically, and after confirming that no one had heard her, she gritted her teeth in anger: "You bastard..."

She shouldn't have treated Ye Wen like a normal person.

This guy is really acting strangely from head to toe.

"I'm relieved to see you so energetic." Ye Wen pointed to the school festival setup in the distance: "You're lucky, our school's festival is coming up soon."

"If you miss this opportunity, you'll have to wait another year. You've already made your fortune."

"Huh? The school festival!?"

Shen Xuqiu jumped up and down a few times with anticipation: "I've heard about Tianyu High School's school festival before, and I actually made it?"

"Lucky~"

Ye Wen: "..."

Seeing that Shen Xuqiu didn't seem to notice anything amiss, he narrowed his eyes. At least now, he was certain.

The lower-level heroine is unable to resist the corruption of the higher-level heroine.

Seeing how happy she was, Ye Wen was afraid that she would forget that she carried the blood of the Sun Chrysanthemum after a few days of playing.

Tsk, she's actually a low-class female lead.

There's no need to continue testing. Ye Wen gestured to Shen Xuqiu to follow: "You're new here. Before you report to your new class, you need to register at the student council."

"I'll take you there... um?"

Ye Wen, who had just reached the entrance of the teaching building, turned around and frowned at the shadow at Shen Xuqiu's feet: "Your shadow... seems a little strange?"

"Huh? Really?"

Shen Xuqiu looked down blankly: "No, this is perfectly normal... Oh! I see!"

She glared at Ye Wen fiercely: "You're trying to use my shadow to imply I've gained weight, aren't you?!"

"Who cares about that kind of thing?" Ye Wen yawned. "How much weight have you gained?"

"Two...no, I'm not going to tell you!"

Shen Xuqiu defensively hugged himself and took a few steps back: "You pervert, don't even think about what I'm going to do..."

"Hey? Don't go! Wait for me, you idiot! I don't know the way!"

Three minutes later, after some twists and turns, Ye Wen finally brought Shen Xuqiu to the student council office.

It is also Ye Wen's throne.

Ye Wen pulled out a chair and naturally sat in the main seat, which was the seat of the student council president.

"Damn it, they really didn't wait for me..."

After Ye Wen was seated, Shen Xuqiu pushed the door open and came in with a resentful look on his face: "Hey, you pervert, I'm telling you, your job at school is to protect me, right?"

"It's not responsible to just forget about the person you're protecting."

"and."

She confidently tossed her long hair aside: "With a beautiful girl like me, a random high school boy like you should cherish this opportunity, right?"

"Maybe there won't be another chance like this in the future."

"ha?"

Ye Wen listlessly raised his eyes: "You seem to have misunderstood something."

"I haven't fallen so low that I only have one beautiful girl by my side."

The next second, the student council door was pushed open.

"Hey there~ Good morning, Ye Wen! As expected, you're the first one here again today."

The girl who entered was a bright red-haired beauty with a side ponytail; she was the secretary of the student council.

"Ciallo～(∠・ω<)⌒★, wow, Ye Wen, why are you sitting in the president's seat again? She'll cry when she gets here."

The next person to enter after the secretary was a woman with heterochromatic eyes and long, straight blonde hair; she was the student council's accountant.

"Heh, making Xiaobai cry is Ye Wen's specialty, isn't it? You're as wicked as ever."

"But I like it~"

The last woman to enter was a tall, straight-haired woman with long black hair whose figure surpassed that of all the other women in the room. Her overwhelming presence and the black stockings on her legs were quite eye-catching.

She is another vice president of the student council, theoretically with the same authority as Ye Wen, but in reality...

Shen Xuqiu: "!"

She watched in shock as the student council was quickly filled with beautiful girls, all of whom seemed very close to Ye Wen, and a sense of crisis began to creep into her heart...

Wait, why would she feel threatened?

"Oh?"

The vice president with long, straight black hair glanced sideways: "We have a new face here today. You're not from our school, are you? At least not before."

"So, may I ask what brings you here?"

She approached Shen Xuqiu with an imposing air, and Shen Xuqiu, who had experienced the life of a secret agent since childhood, instinctively felt a sense of fear and was speechless for a long time.

So, Shen Xuqiu looked at Ye Wen with pleading eyes, and then...

"Huh?" Shen Xuqiu's eyes widened in surprise. "Ye Wen, why are you crying?"

Yes, Ye Wen is crying.

He actually shed something called tears.

Because, ever since the student council trio entered, the alarm bells of his "golden finger" had been ringing in his ears.

[Alert! Female protagonist detected at close range, level too high...]

[Alert! Female protagonist detected at close range, level too high...]

[Alert! Female protagonist detected at close range, level too high...]

Ye Wen looked up at the top of their heads.

The female lead, the female lead, the female lead.

Moreover, the color is entirely gold.

A triple kill, unparalleled in the world.

Three golden-clad female protagonists surrounded Ye Wen.

He had imagined that he might have multiple female protagonists around him, but he never expected that there would be so many of them, and that their quality would be so high.

Shen Xuqiu, dressed in blue, blended in so innocently that even Ye Wen's gaze towards her became more benevolent.

Most importantly, the most terrifying female protagonist who truly corrupts the school—the student council president—has not yet arrived.

God, hang yourself and fuck me to death!

Ye Wen smiled, a smile he himself didn't know why he was showing, as he answered Shen Xuqiu's question.

Why are my eyes always filled with tears?

"Because I love this world so deeply."