What are you looking at? You're the female lead too!
016 The Truth About Japanese Chrysanthemums
"How have you two been these past few days?"
The car sped along, and Shen Caichun, with his hands casually resting on the steering wheel, turned his head to tease his younger sister as usual:
"Have you been doing anything naughty behind your sister's back?"
"Sister," Shen Xuqiu sighed with a look of utter despair, "you always tease me like this, even I would get used to it."
"and……"
The girl glanced sideways at the calm and composed high school boy sitting next to her, and pouted.
Because it was Ye Wen, Shen Xuqiu no longer behaved like a typical young girl.
She didn't want to be stared at the whole way by Ye Wen with that kind of "Why are you blushing like a teapot?" kind of concerned, stupid look.
After spending these past few days together, Shen Xuqiu had completely understood what kind of person Ye Wen really was.
He was a rare insulator, a giant log that even Zeus's thunderbolts couldn't topple, a bastard whose biological sex might not be male.
If Shen Xuqiu were to be rumored to be having an affair with someone like that, he would definitely wonder if he had recently done something terrible that would warrant such slander.
However, Shen Xuqiu also knew that Ye Wen was extremely, extremely reliable.
He achieved almost the limits of an ordinary person's physical capabilities.
Although the assassins who have come over these past few days have been quite comical, it's no easy feat to detect their presence and counter them before they can make a move.
Shen Xuqiu, who has been protected by Ye Wen until now, understands this perfectly well.
"Hmm, it seems you two have a very healthy relationship. I'm so glad."
"Oh, right."
Shen Caichun calmly said something very bad.
"Ye Wen, have you ever experienced sex in a car?"
Shen Xuqiu: 「=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰●|||)」
"What are you saying, sis?!"
Ye Wen looked out the window: "I've never experienced this before, but it sounds very interesting. It seems like it would be nice to give it a try."
Shen Xuqiu covered her skirt.
"Ye Wen, what are you saying now, you bastard?!"
Why are these two driving so recklessly and calmly? Is there something wrong with them, or is there something wrong with them?!
Shen Xuqiu's brain gradually short-circuited, while the conversation between Shen Caichun and Ye Wen continued.
Ye Wen asked, "Now?"
Shen Caichun nodded.
"Yes, now."
boom!!!
The next second, the car body suddenly shook.
The feeling was like being punched by the Hulk while the car was in motion. The whole car shook violently, the tires made a screeching sound, and in the brief swaying, it even felt like the car was no longer driving on the road, but flying in the air.
"Ugh!"
Caught off guard, Shen Xuqiu was jolted by the sudden shock and bumped his head. He was clutching his head, opening his mouth and closing his eyes, while Ye Wen's eyes never left the window.
He looked at the vehicles that had been following them in the distance, with tubular objects protruding from their open windows, and muttered to himself:
"An RPG? Can weapons of this size really be used so casually on the streets?"
Without a doubt, they had been attacked. This time, the assassins were well-prepared, bringing a large number of firearms that Ye Wen had never seen before, and countless gun barrels were already pointed at them.
The car shaking just now was caused by the shockwave from a cannonball hitting the front of the vehicle.
It has to be said that Shen Caichun's car is really sturdy; it feels comparable to the trampoline at school.
Seeing that the RPG was useless, the pursuing assassins decisively switched to weapons that were more focused and had more terrifying penetrating power.
Blinding fire snakes erupted one after another.
Da da da da da da da da da da——!
"Yeah, so-called assassins are just a bunch of irrational guys like this."
Shen Caichun jerked the steering wheel, and the vehicle began to accelerate further, drifting like a Type 86 truck delivering tofu on a mountain, perfectly dodging all the gunfire. Before they knew it, the gunfire had faded into the distance, and behind them, three or four black cars were closely following.
The image of a hyena staring intently at its prey's rear end instantly came to Ye Wen's mind.
The next second, several large black guns, thicker and longer than Ye Wen himself, emerged from the roof of the car and began a new round of firing.
This caliber is 12.7... no, it's even more terrifying than that. It's no longer a conventional weapon, but in any case, if this bullet penetrates the vehicle and hits them, they'll probably be scattered in all directions.
"Sis! You could have dodged that shot just now, couldn't you?!"
After recovering, Shen Xuqiu looked at her sister with a resentful gaze. Golden rays of light kept flashing past the window next to her, like dazzling fireworks.
"Isn't this what Ye Wen wanted to experience—car sex?"
Shen Caichun chuckled as he spoke, then suddenly asked, "Which of you two can drive?"
"Eh?"
Shen Xuqiu blinked in bewilderment: "Sis, we're just high school students, how could we possibly be driving?"
Ye Wen: "I will."
"Huh? Eh?! ...
This guy can do everything!
"I studied in Hawaii for a while, which included driving."
Under Shen Xu's bewildered gaze, Ye Wen calmly explained, then shifted his gaze to Shen Caichun: "So, why are you asking this?"
"Hmph, of course I'll let you drive for a while so I can free up some hands."
No sooner had the words left his mouth than someone set off another firecracker, which hit the side of the car tires, kicking up clouds of dust.
Shen Caichun's tone gradually turned cold.
"After all, no matter how small a fly may be, it's still among the most disgusting, right?"
"Yes."
Ye Wen nodded and unbuckled his seatbelt: "Then, Sister Cai Chun, you go ahead."
"I'll drive."
"Okay~"
The moment she handed over the steering wheel, Shen Caichun disappeared from the car. She flashed to the roof, and countless bullets shot towards her.
Da da da da da da da da da da——!
But what's astonishing is that, despite the dense hail of bullets, not a single one hit Shen Caichun; she dodged all the bullets... no, Shen Caichun didn't move at all.
All the bullets deliberately avoided her!
"You bunch of annoying, pesky flies."
Shen Caichun spoke coldly, opening her arms in a forbidden zone where bullets could never reach. Instantly, the entire ground roared, twisted, and rolled up like a surging wave, responding to Shen Caichun's call.
This road is rarely used, so Shen Caichun drove here specifically.
That way, she wouldn't have to hold back.
The cement torrent enveloped all the pursuers, as if they had fallen into a bottomless swamp. No matter how much they struggled, it was all in vain. Their so-called invincible heavy firepower was meaningless in the face of the hundred-meter-long torrent controlled by Shen Caichun.
"Want to know what death feels like?"
"I'll give you a free trial."
She tilted her head and spoke with a smile.
No negative reviews.
Snapped!
Shen Caichun swung his arms, his two palms closing so quickly and precisely like a fly swatter, making a crisp sound.
The assassins, too, were swallowed up by the fly swatters of the road construction and disappeared without a trace.
Without any hesitation, they wiped them all out in one fell swoop.
This is the pinnacle of Japanese Chrysanthemum's combat power.
A street-smart powerhouse, terrifying indeed.
shuh~
In a flash, Shen Caichun was back in the car: "Alright, the annoying bugs are all gone."
"You can let me in now, little brother Ye Wen."
The assassin did not attack again.
And so, after a few twists and turns, the car finally stopped in front of a huge courtyard gate, where the slightly yellowed stone walls were covered with lush green ivy.
Taking out the key, they opened the heavy and solemn iron gate. The two Shen sisters led Ye Wen into the main hall. Shen Caichun patted her younger sister's head: "Honestly, don't you know how to entertain guests?"
"Quick, go to the refrigerator in the kitchen and get some food, take a lot."
"Oh..." Shen Xuqiu nodded obediently, changed into slippers, and ran to the kitchen.
Shen Caichun's smile faded slightly as she turned to look at Ye Wen: "I'm sorry, due to some special reasons, I don't have any servants at home. Please forgive me for any inadequacy in my hospitality."
"What are you looking at?"
Ye Wen looked away from a group photo of five people and shook his head: "I didn't see anything."
"You deliberately sent her away, so there must be something you can't tell me in front of her, right?"
Ye Wen gestured for him to proceed: "I'm all ready."
"Oh."
Shen Caichun smiled and said, "Ye Wen, you're as perceptive as ever."
"Okay, I do have something very important to tell you."
Her voice gradually became serious.
"That's a secret that even Xiao Qiu doesn't know, or rather, can't know for the time being, which is..."
"The truth about Japanese chrysanthemums".
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