What are you looking at? You're the female lead too!

031 I order you to divide your forces into 5 groups

Ye Wen took out two white shirts from the closet that looked exactly the same, and after looking them over, he decisively chose the one on the right.

After successfully disguising himself as an ordinary passerby using his perfect aesthetic sense, Ye Wen glanced at the time. Hmm, it was 8:37 AM, and there was still plenty of time before the agreed-upon meeting time of 9:00 AM.

however……

[Hey! You idiot Ye Wen, why aren't you at the school gate yet?]

[Damn it, how dare you make the world's greatest student council president wait for you? Ye Wen, you're finished! I'm telling you!]

Bai Qianyue was already urging him, and had issued the cruelest declaration to Ye Wen.

The next second, Ye Wen convulsed and collapsed on the spot, wrote a tally mark on the ground, and died instantly.

And so, Ye Wen's short and insignificant life came to an end.

"I wish it were that easy to end."

Ye Wen, who was lying on the ground, sighed and got up briskly. After confirming what he needed to bring, he originally wanted to remind his silly sister to remember to eat breakfast. But as soon as he opened the door, he saw her holding up her breasts and gesturing something in front of the mirror with a serious expression.

She wore her flying underwear on her head, cosplaying as Kagura.

Ye Wen: "..."

He silently closed the door.

Forget it, I'd better not bother her.

I feel like my IQ is going to drop.

As I went out and went downstairs, I happened to see my neighbor, Lin You, who was the white-clad female protagonist that Ye Wen had won over with 27,352 yuan at the beginning of the story.

She was standing in front of her own doorway, surrounded by stacks of cardboard-like objects and a covered notice board.

Although Lin You was no longer the female lead, she still owed him 27,352 yuan, so Ye Wen asked with concern, "Lin You, what are you doing?"

"Your current situation shouldn't be so dire that you need to collect scrap metal to sell for money, right?"

"There's no need to rush to pay back the 27,352 yuan, really no need."

"Hey? It's, it's Brother Ye Wen."

The moment Lin You heard Ye Wen speak, she instinctively blocked the sign with her body and guiltily looked away, saying, "These things aren't junk."

"It's very useful, Brother Ye Wen, you don't need to worry about it."

Ye Wen glanced suspiciously at Lin You and the notice board behind her, but ultimately decided to ignore it.

After all, he and Lin You weren't that close, so he wasn't qualified to interfere in her life.

Anyway, she's no longer the female lead, and no fake people will target her, so let her be.

It doesn't concern me.

"Although I don't know what you're going to do, I wish you all the best."

And so, Ye Wen left gracefully, and after he left, Lin You revealed a sly smile.

"Hehe, since you've encouraged me to keep going, Brother Ye, then I'm going to step on the gas and go for it with confidence."

"I can foresee that this will be an absolutely unprecedented and enormous business opportunity!"

After saying that, she lifted the cloth covering the notice board, and the words engraved on it were...

[The World's Number One Dead Fish Eyes Ye Wen's Fan Club]

……

After rushing, Ye Wen finally arrived at the school gate at 8:55.

Ji Tou Si had been standing there waiting for a long time.

"Ye! Wen!"

As soon as he got closer, he saw a short, pink-haired man, about 1.4 meters tall, angrily leaping over and glaring fiercely at Ye Wen with the air of "I'm going to jump up and smash your knees."

"Why are you so late?!"

"If you had been five minutes later, I could have charged you with disrespect and made you clean toilets for a week."

"I'm glad I survived, huh."

Seeing Bai Qian Yue humming softly, Ye Wen yawned and asked bluntly, "Then why did our dear student council president arrive so early?"

"You weren't so excited about going out with me today that you went to bed early and woke up right at six o'clock, were you?"

"Huh? How did you know... No, that's not right!"

Bai Qianyue quickly shook her head: "No, no, I wasn't really looking forward to it, it's just... meow?!"

She was startled because Ye Wen didn't care what she was saying at all. He just bent down and brought his face close to examine Bai Qian Yue's outfit up close.

Our lovely president is wearing a large white sun hat today, with a black ribbon wrapped around it and tied into a bow.

Her dress was a white dress similar to those worn by Kasugano Sora and Aisaka Taiga, but slightly shorter and more revealing, exposing her shoulders and calves. She wore a pair of strappy sandals with her pink toes exposed.

It has to be said that it's really convenient to observe other people's clothing and appearance from above.

In less than a second, Ye Wenlian could tell what kind of nail polish Bai Qianyue was wearing on her fingernails and toenails.

"Ugh..." Under Ye Wen's close and serious observation, Bai Qian Yue's face had turned as pink as her hair. Her pink little hands helplessly gripped the hem of her skirt, and her toes curled up slightly.

"Stop staring like that, you idiot Ye Wen..."

Her hair should be styled by now, right? And her clothes should be on, right? Her panties shouldn't be showing, right? Ugh, damn it! It's just that Cricket Ye Wen is watching, why am I thinking so much?!

Calm down, Bai Qianyue. You are the president of the student council. Don't back down. The time has come to show your character.

Thinking of this, Bai Qianyue proudly held up her little bear biscuit, intending to confront Ye Wen head-on and kill him until he was out of ammunition and supplies.

However, Ye Wen's next words were...

"It suits you very well."

Ye Wen stood up and said in a cold voice, "As expected, the president is super cute today."

"Oh dear..."

In an instant, our invincible guild leader was annihilated!

They were routed, losing their armor and weapons.

Her face changed from pink to bright red, and pale white steam rose from her head through her hat, transforming her into a steam princess.

After swaying a few times, Bai Qianyue fell backward, only to be caught by Fei Hezeng who appeared in a flash.

While greedily sucking on Bai Qianyue, she looked at Ye Wen with a accusing gaze: "Seriously, even if Xiao Bai is cute, Ye Wen, you can't praise her so directly."

"Xiaobai won't be able to handle it."

"At this moment, you should treat her like a shy flower bud, gently peeling away her defenses little by little, with light movements and soft postures, until you see the stamen wrapped in layers of petals, and then..."

"Enough." Ye Wen interrupted Fei Hezeng expressionlessly: "I think you're making inappropriate remarks, and I have ample evidence to back it up. To avoid the destruction of our world, you'd better shut up."

Behind them, Yanzhi and Ailiya gasped in unison, as if they had just entered a machine:

"As expected of the vice president, he's much more direct and effusive when it comes to praising others."

"As expected of the vice president, he's way ahead of everyone else when it comes to driving on site."

After having his face rubbed for two minutes under the guise of being rescued by Hisukaku-zo, the dignified president finally recovered, and it was exactly nine o'clock in the morning.

Not a penny more, not a penny less.

"alright."

Ignoring Bai Qianyue's resentful and ashamed gaze, Ye Wen turned around and, as if by magic, pulled a map out of his pocket from his henchmen.

"We should plan our course of action."

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