What are you looking at? You're the female lead too!
033 I am the Joker
"This, this..."
"That's so indecent!"
It was around 11:40 a.m. when Ye Wen, holding Bai Qianyue's hand, walked out of a maid cafe.
Judging from the president's flushed face, it was clear that his worldview had been greatly shaken.
"First of all, calling someone 'master' the moment they meet is just too embarrassing!"
Recalling the scene of being called "Dog Xiu Jin Sama" by four or five maids in unison as soon as she entered the door, Bai Qianyue wished she could turn into a groundhog and find a hole to burrow into.
"And also, aren't their skirts a little too short?"
She couldn't help but turn around and look at the short skirts of the maids in the store, which almost reached their thighs. The large expanse of white thighs really shocked her.
She spent ages choosing this dress from her wardrobe yesterday. Bai Qianyue already thought the hemline, which reached her knees, was incredibly bold and mature. She was sure she'd seduce Ye Wen to death if she wore it tomorrow.
As a result, reality dealt her a heavy blow.
So, it turns out that skirts that short really do exist in real life, and people actually wear them...
Won't this expose me? Won't I feel uncomfortable? Is this really okay?!
At this very moment.
Our president suddenly realized a very heavy truth.
She looked at Ye Wen with teary eyes and said, "Ye Wen, I, I..."
"I don't think I'm the mature, sophisticated type..."
Ye Wen: "?"
"Oh my god, why didn't you say so sooner?"
He retorted expressionlessly, "I really can't tell at all."
It's all those damn lolicon guys' fault at school. He'll wipe them all out one day.
Ye Wen secretly plotted his next plan to exterminate the lolicon at Tianyu High School.
"And you, Ye Wen!"
Dejected, Bai Qianyue snapped out of her daze and glared at Ye Wen, "Why are you so skilled at this?!"
I skillfully entered the maid café, skillfully greeted the maids, skillfully got the maids to perform their magic on my omelet rice, and finally skillfully took a photo with the maids...
Bai Qianyue was completely stunned by the entire process.
As for why they went into the maid café, it was naturally because it was already noon when they were strolling around. Bai Qianyue, who had eaten snacks all the way, said she wanted to have lunch, but she didn't want to find a very ordinary restaurant to eat at, as she felt it wouldn't be interesting.
Bai Qianyue: What are we having for lunch?
Ye Wen: Yeah, what do you want to eat?
Then she chose the maid café, which she had never been to before.
"Oh, you're asking about that."
Ye Wen glanced at the photos on his phone: "I used to work part-time at a maid café. Of course, I wasn't a maid, I was a chef."
"It was a good experience. The senior maids in the store were all very understanding and good-looking. The store manager, on the other hand, slept all day and did nothing. But for some reason, that security guard who was always slacking off and had a sister complex often looked at me with a displeased expression."
Ye Wen said regretfully, "If it weren't for the fact that the microwave of the former chef in the store was fixed, I would have liked to stay there forever."
Seeing Ye Wen's nostalgic expression, Bai Qianyue became wary.
She covered her barely visible chest with one hand, looking at Ye Wen warily: "You, you don't want our student council to open a maid café at the school festival, with everyone wearing...that kind of sexy clothes, do you?"
Oysters, oysters, absolutely oysters!
How could she possibly fit into such a short skirt?!
"What are you thinking, President?"
Ye Wen sighed and said, "A club has already applied for the maid café project for the school festival, how could our student council possibly use it again?"
"Honestly, she's supposed to be the student council president, she should at least be a little more responsible for the scope of her work."
Ye Wen reprimanded his boss without any politeness, while Bai Qianyue lowered her head in shame, listening to Ye Wen's lecture like a quail.
There was no way around it; Ye Wen was just too convenient to use, and she didn't need to worry about student council work at all.
Although her concern seems to only make things worse.
"I'm so sorry, I'm such a useless student council president..."
Glancing at Bai Qianyue, Ye Wen unusually offered a kind word of comfort: "No, actually, you're not that useless, President."
"Eh?"
Bai Qianyue perked up, excitedly standing on tiptoe to look at Ye Wen: "What use am I?"
"Um……"
Ye Wen pondered for a moment, then said earnestly, "President, you are very cute."
"Mmm! Anything else? Anything else?"
"President, you are very cute."
"Uh, I mean besides being cute..."
"President, you are absolutely, incredibly, and super cute."
Bai Qian Yue: "..."
"So, besides being cute, it's completely useless, huh?!"
She raised her hand in protest: "What's the use of being cute? Can you eat cuteness?"
"I……"
Before Bai Qian Yue could finish speaking, a blonde woman approached and said, "Hey? Did this cute little girl have a fight with her brother? Don't cry."
"Here, have some ice cream. Remember to get along well with your brother."
After saying that, she stuffed the three scoops of ice cream into Bai Qianyue's hand, gave Ye Wen a peace sign, and then strode away.
Ye Wen: "..."
Bai Qian Yue: "..."
They all stared at the three-piece deluxe ice cream in their hands. After a few seconds, Ye Wen spoke softly, "President."
"Being cute can really put food on the table."
Bai Qian Yue: "Waaah..."
"Shut up, I don't want to hear it..."
……
"Your kind?"
At this moment, the student council trio suffered a complete defeat in their battle against the claw machine, losing a sum of activity funds. They then went to an extremely spicy noodle shop to take on a timed challenge of hellish spiciness.
The prize for successfully completing the challenge is as high as 2000 Dongxia coins.
Higurashi-zō, who was slurping bright red noodles, frowned: "So, another girl has been chosen because of her own wishes to become a slave to so-called 'magic,' right?"
"What, are you going to go and do something about it?"
"Cough cough..." Yanzhi, who was turned into an angry bird by the spiciness, coughed a few times: "I can't help it. I'm almost dying myself, how can I have the ability to help others?"
"The moment you become a magical girl, you either keep dancing until you become twisted rubble, or... you save yourself."
She exclaimed, "These days, being a magical girl is a high-risk profession... Ugh, no, it's so spicy..."
Yanzhi hurriedly drank the ice water in one gulp.
"Don't worry, Yanzhi."
Swallowing the noodles in her mouth, Aria clenched her fist: "Once I defeat the Demon King who threatens the world, I'll come and help you solve your magical girl problem immediately."
"wait for me!"
"Haha..." Recalling the strength of the demon king that Aria had fought, Yanzhi gave an awkward yet polite smile: "Then I'll thank you in advance."
By the time Aria is able to help her, she'll probably have become a relic, taken by the newly appointed magical girl to be destroyed by demons...
"Hmm~"
Higurashi put down the empty bowl and elegantly wiped the red oil from her lips: "I've finished eating. Looks like I won this time."
"You cheated!"
Arya, who still had a little over half left, protested: "You sacrificed your sense of pain just to eat a bowl of noodles? Was it really worth it?"
"Can you still be considered an evil god?!"
"Hmph, the hero has no right to talk to me like that."
Scarlet Crane raised an eyebrow: "Why don't you try turning off your [Pain Adaptation] buff?"
"Why should I turn off the blessings I was born with?"
"Ha, well, I also have a heart that's naturally a nuisance. So what if I sacrifice pain?"
Hiiro and Aria began a war of words.
Although the two of them get along fairly well in the student council, that's only because Ye Wen and Bai Qianyue are there.
As an evil god and a hero, they are inherently incompatible and often quarrel. Usually, it is Yanzhi who acts as a mediator in these situations.
But...
"Eh?"
Yanzhi stared at the two arguing, then looked down at her own bright red face, stunned that she had only managed to eat a small portion of noodles despite her best efforts.
"Am I the only one who failed to utilize any of my abilities in a normal challenge?!"
"I was wondering why you two ate so fast. I thought you were really good at handling spicy food!"
"what?"
Aria and Hiiro-zō turned their heads at the same time, looking at Izumi in disbelief.
"I saw you were wriggling around eating without using any special skills, so I thought you liked spicy food. Turns out you just didn't realize it?"
"Hey, Yanzhi, I don't think a normal person would consider finishing this level of spiciness using normal methods, right?"
Aria looked at Yanzhi with sympathy and handed her a tissue.
"Hey, wipe your nose, Oya-ori, it's snotty, it's snotty."
Yanzhi: "..."
At that moment, a red spherical object seemed to appear on the tip of the girl's nose, and her hair turned multicolored.
Oh no, she's become the clown.
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