What are you looking at? You're the female lead too!

Good morning, Vice President!

"Good morning, you must be tired from standing guard."

In the morning, Ye Wen arrived at the school gate as usual, fifteen minutes before class. After greeting the external members of the student council who were on duty today, he looked at the teaching building standing in front of him and sighed.

The rest day is over.

Time flies.

Why does time always seem to fly by during holidays? I know!

Ye Wen nodded.

It must have been the female lead who did it.

There must exist such a female protagonist in this world, whose pollution is involution, manifested in extending study time and shortening rest time.

He absolutely has to find this female lead and then kill her.

After expressing his understanding of the female protagonist, Ye Wen yawned and walked into the teaching building. There were five strange crosses next to the vending machine on the first floor of the teaching building, and a person was tied to each cross.

Without exception, they were all electrocuted, their hair exploded like a bird's nest, and they looked terrible.

The students passing by seemed oblivious to this.

Because I've gotten used to it.

Without a doubt, these people are members of the World Lolita Protection Association, and they are the five leaders. They were captured by Ye Wen and Fei Hezeng before the rest day and are tied up here as a warning to others.

They each wore a sign around their necks, which was filled with their crimes.

Zhang Yong, male, Class 4, Grade 11, was caught by the student council for ranking girls under 1.5 meters tall according to their "loli value".

[Li Daoxian, male, Class 5, Grade 11, simultaneously placed love letters in the desks of 25 girls (all around 1.4 meters tall). After being discovered, he was escorted to the student council.]

[Char, male, Class 1, Grade 12, calls girls younger than himself "Mom," and is subsequently beaten up by a well-meaning duck catcher who wishes to remain anonymous, and then detained by the student council.]

Cheng Wei, male, Class 2, Grade 11, was arrested by the student council for distributing prohibited books related to "loli" (young girls).

[Yu Yuhe, male, Class 5, Grade 11, stormed the execution ground, single-handedly fought fifteen external members of the student council, and was taken into custody after holding out for two seconds.]

It's clear that each of the five people tied up here possesses extraordinary skills, each one is awe-inspiring, and each one...

They'd all be so badly electrocuted they'd be roast ducks.

Electricity, give them all a good shock!

Electrocute these damn lolicon!

"Hmph, did the student council vice president come here in person just to enjoy our pathetic state?"

The leader of the five brothers, Sha Fulin... no, I mean Li Daoxian, snorted coldly: "Well, that's exactly what you wanted."

"Enjoy to your heart's content this shameful posture of our defeat!"

Ye Wen: "No, I was just passing by. This is the only way to the classroom."

However, Li Daoxian completely ignored what Ye Wen was saying.

His eyes were wide with rage, and despite being bound by chains, he desperately tried to get closer to Ye Wen, shouting in a righteous voice:

"But there are countless lolicon lovers out there!"

"I was electrocuted, but countless others will step forward!"

Ye Wen: "Don't use such a righteous face to say such lewd things, hey!"

"Overthrowing the student council's tyranny is our inescapable duty!"

Ye Wen: "After it's overthrown, do you even understand the student council's work?"

"The world's number one sweet and cuddly little girl!!!"

Ye Wen: "Fine, fine, so you're not going to act anymore, huh?"

Seeing the hopeless state of these hopeless lolicon fans, Ye Wen sighed. He knew that he couldn't defeat these perverts physically; he had to start from their mental side.

Just like...

Ye Wen took out his phone.

Ye Wen opened QQ.

Ye Wen clicked into the chat he had with the president the previous night and started playing the audio.

Soon, the president's soft, sweet voice, which sounded like it was almost bedtime, drifted out.

"Meow~~ I'm so sleepy, hehe, before I knew it, we'd been chatting for so long."

"I'm going to sleep now. I had a really great day. I hope you'll always be my vice president and stay by my side!"

Goodnight, Ye Wen~

These die-hard lolicon fans are more familiar with the president's voice than the president herself.

That's something that can be treated as a sacred object and placed on a loli statue for daily worship.

Therefore, the blow they suffered was exceptionally severe.

"How could this be?!"

Li Daoxian's face contorted in disgust, his head jutting out like a turtle's: "Your Highness, how could Your Highness possibly say goodnight to you before going to sleep?!"

"And they even used such a cute and affectionate tone!!!"

"No, I won't accept it!"

"It must be you, you demon king, who used evil hypnotic software on Her Highness the princess! No!!"

"Send me a copy too!!"

Seeing the group of lolicon wailing and crying, Ye Wen nodded in satisfaction and put away his phone.

This is unbearable! He's just a nobody. He has even more explosive stuff to share.

Unable to obtain what they desire, they can only watch helplessly as the leader of the opposing force possesses what they most desire, while they themselves are bound to the cross, powerless to do anything.

That's the look in my eyes, that's the look in my eyes, haha!

So this is how you see the president? To me, it's a completely different story. If you can handle it, please continue playing the video I sent you.

Ye Wen's sadistic mood was greatly satisfied.

Amidst the mournful cries of the defeated and the perverted, Ye Wen left the execution ground.

Today's outcome is a victory for the student council.

……

Ye Wen walked into the classroom and went to his seat in the back row by the window.

Since the storyline of Shen Xuqiu, the female lead, has ended, no one will assassinate her anymore, so she came to school early alone and is now lying on her desk looking depressed.

Obvious red marks had appeared on her beautiful face.

"What's wrong with you?"

Ye Wen turned around, looked directly at Shen Xuqiu's face, and asked bluntly, "Is your endocrine system out of balance?"

Shen Xuqiu: "?"

"Who says someone has a hormonal imbalance? Don't talk nonsense, you jerk!"

Shen Xuqiu's clenched fist slumped open again, and he looked at Ye Wen with a lifeless expression: "Last night, I did the mock exam paper from our school last month."

Tianyu High School holds a major exam once a month, ranking students by grade. Shen Xuqiu had just transferred here and had not yet joined the "luxury family bucket" of students.

"Secretly doing practice tests on your day off? Is this some kind of cutthroat competition?"

Ye Wen deftly picked out several love letters from his drawer and set them aside, asking, "So, what was the result?"

"Waaah..."

The girl let out a mournful cry, numbly pulling a stack of exam papers from below and handing them to Ye Wen: "Take a look for yourself..."

Ye Wen took the test paper, quickly glanced at it, and his expression changed slightly.

He looked at Shen Xuqiu with a deep sense of respect:

"When I eliminated Riju, I hope I didn't also erase your brain, right?"

What is this? Is this an exam paper that a human could create? No, is this really an exam paper that an intelligent being could create?

"Forget about the science subjects, you just can't do them if you don't know them. But how did you get such low scores in Chinese and English? Aren't you a former special agent?"

Ye Wen complained, "You might as well just write 'The Tragedy of Ending War' in your Chinese composition. That way, I'll think you're deliberately being pretentious and playing on my abstract ideas."

"Waaah, stop yelling, stop yelling! You're really going to drive the child crazy..." Shen Xuqiu shrank even lower: "I... I had no choice..."

After all, Shen Xuqiu's family was very wealthy, and there was such a large estate waiting for her to inherit, so she didn't have to worry about the future at all.

The extraordinary characteristics of the Japanese chrysanthemum also destined Shen Xuqiu to be unable to live a normal life, so he simply stopped studying these things and spent his days following Shen Caichun outside to shoot guns, enjoying the thrill of combat.

However, accidents always happen so quickly.

The Japanese chrysanthemum was destroyed by the leaf.

The entire espionage industry is almost finished.

The predetermined path is broken, and for the first time, the girl will have the freedom to choose her own life. She begins to face herself and then makes a painful discovery.

He's so bad at cooking.

Ye Wen sighed and glanced at the exam paper a few more times: "I'm very curious, how did you get into your previous school?"

Shen Xuqiu said weakly, "My sister donated several buildings to the school..."

"Alright, alright, you don't need to say anymore. You've tasted enough. Hurry up and take it away."

Ye Wen returned the exam paper he couldn't bear to look at: "There's about two weeks left until the next monthly exam."

"Try to use this time to wash your head and tidy it up, otherwise..."

He said expressionlessly, "I'm afraid you won't be able to stay in this school."

After losing the influence of the female lead and the pressure of her financial resources, if the school administrators, having finally come to their senses, discover that the transfer student is like this, well…

Ye Wen felt that he might have to increase his workload by one or two items.

She can't even pass the president's exam!

"I understand, I'll do my best..."

Shen Xuqiu spoke with extreme insecurity, then suddenly looked up sharply: "Wait a minute, Ye Wen, aren't you first in the grade? Why don't you tutor me..."

Ye Wen: "I refuse."

"Eh, wait, wait, wait, wait?!"

"You just rejected me without even thinking?!" Shen Xuqiu jumped up. "Didn't you say you'd protect me? Then why don't you protect my precarious grades too?!"

"Your life is peaceful now, what is there for me to protect?"

Ye Wen yawned: "Stop messing around, I've been busy lately."

"What are you busy doing?"

"Win over the female lead."

Shen Xuqiu: "..."

"You actually said it so bluntly? You pervert!"

"What are you looking at? You were a leading lady (you used to be) too." Ye Wen turned around, leaving Shen Xuqiu with a lazy back view: "Anyway, I don't have time to deal with your affairs for now. You'd better work hard on yourself."

"Oh, by the way, maybe you could try contacting my henchmen in the student council; they'd probably be happy to teach you."

"Provided they have time."

With the school festival approaching, everyone in the student council has been quite busy lately.

Including that short, pink-haired guy.

"Waaaaaaah X﹏X, fine, I'll learn by myself, I'll fight them myself!"

Shen Xuqiu began to bury herself in her studies, preparing to conquer the demon king known as exams, just like countless other ordinary girls.

Speaking of ordinary girls, Ye Wen thought of Gu Jiangyi again.

Although he had asked someone to check on Gu Jiangyi's recent situation, that person was lazy and he would have to wait a while.

I guess I should go check on her class later.

Thinking this, Ye Wen quietly spent the first class. After class, he walked straight toward the lower grade classrooms, but before he even reached the classrooms, he saw Gu Jiangyi.

She was pulled into a grove of trees by a group of girls, and judging from their demeanor, they didn't seem very friendly.

"Wow."

Ye Wen narrowed his eyes.

Playing the dark side of the student council in front of him, huh? That's interesting.

His brass-tipped leather belt was already parched.