Water Margin: From a White-Robed Scholar to Donning the Yellow Robe

Today, a banquet is being held in the Hall of Righteousness to welcome Wu Song to the mountain. We will get very drunk!

Wu Song truly had a great capacity for alcohol; I couldn't compare to him.

Zhishen also had a good capacity for alcohol, on par with Wusong; I am no match for him.

This couple, brought together by me, have now become sworn brothers.

In my drunken state, I even said, "After Zhishen passes away, only Wusong will be by his side."

One sentence made everyone look at me strangely, so I quickly pretended to be drunk and talking nonsense.

Sigh, when you drink too much, you're more likely to say the wrong thing.

Zhishen asked me, "Brother, what is nirvana?"

He really didn't know what Nirvana was. I was afraid that if I said Nirvana was death, he would immediately pass away.

After all, Zhishen was a Buddhist disciple and possessed wisdom.

If I have the chance, I should go back to Mount Wutai with Zhishen and personally pay my respects to Elder Zhizhen. I suspected he was a living Buddha when I was a student.

I need to ask him if I can never go back.

I drank a lot of alcohol today, and I'm thirsty. Drinking can lead to mistakes.

Starting tomorrow, I will abstain from alcohol.

Lin Chong cried. I knew long ago that his wife would die because of Gao Yanei's coercion, but I didn't know the exact time.

He sent someone to Tokyo to fetch his wife, but they were too late.

Lin Chong hugged me and cried, his tears and snot soaking my white clothes.

The leaders and I all swore an oath: "We will kill Gao Yanei!"

In my drunken state, I had this sentence carved on the pillars of the Hall of Righteousness, to constantly remind everyone!

After Lin Chong finished crying, Chao Gai cried.

No one knew why he was crying, and he wouldn't say.

But I know.

He originally intended to kill me and seize Liangshan. And all of this was instigated by Wu Yong.

As a result, he failed to use Lin Chong to kill me; instead, I gained the upper hand.

They and I had a grudge against each other, but I saved him despite past grievances and even asked Yang Zhi to lead a group to rescue him.

He felt guilty towards me and offered me several large bowls of wine.

He is unrighteous, so I cannot be unjust.

When I was little, my mother said, "Having more friends means having more options."

Especially in the world of Water Margin, when my martial arts skills are not yet perfected and my power is not great enough, I cannot easily offend people.

We should try our best to win them over.

Of course, if someone is truly impossible to win over, or even wants to be my enemy, then I'll just eliminate them!

After all, I have four loyal men: Wu Song, Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi, and Lin Chong.

Yes, Du Qian, Song Wan, and Zhu Gui are loyal, but they can't be attacked.

Wu Song, Wu Song, the more I look at him, the more pleasing he becomes.

He was handsome, tall and imposing, especially his fists, which looked very powerful.

Liu Bei had Zhao Yun, the best bodyguard in the Three Kingdoms period, by his side.

From then on, Wu Song became my number one bodyguard.

Unfortunately, he's straight. Tonight, I asked him again if he had feelings for Hu Sanniang.

He said that Hu Sanniang was a good brother.

Screw you, he doesn't understand what I mean at all.

However, Hu Sanniang's long legs were a perfect match for Wu Song.

Writing this, I'm starting to hate that bastard Song Jiang again. He actually married Hu Sanniang to that short, stocky Wang Ying. It's disgusting!

Poor Third Sister.

In this life, I will give you happiness.

Oh no, I'll make Wu Song bring you happiness.

I'll make this straight guy see the light.

When I was drunk, I praised Wu Song's glorious feat of punching the tiger.

Wu Song, drunk, stood up and insisted on showing me how to beat a tiger.

I said there were no tigers in Liangshan Marsh.

Wu Song chased after a dog, scaring the rascal black dog so much that it ran and barked.

The leaders quickly pulled him back, saving the poor little black dog.

Lu Zhishen quit!

He said Wu Song could fight tigers, but he couldn't uproot willow trees.

I saw that Wu Song was clearly bewildered.

I patiently explained to everyone the story of Lu Zhishen uprooting the willow tree.

Everyone was drunk and noisily expressed their disbelief.

Then, the fat monk Zhishen uprooted a tree at the entrance of the Hall of Righteousness, carried the tree into the hall, and made everyone praise him.

I also gave him a thumbs up: "Zhishen is truly a tree-uprooting maniac!"

Although everyone praised it, they were still somewhat unconvinced and all wanted to go out and pull up a tree.

I tried to dissuade them, saying that there weren't many trees on Liangshan Mountain, and what would happen if they were all uprooted?

Everyone was sitting on the tree, drunk and staggering.

Yang Zhi performed a set of Yang Family Spear techniques to add to the merriment. Everyone was already drunk, and his spear skills were so fast that it made their eyes even more blurry.

Judging from his movements while brandishing the spear, he wasn't drunk.

Everyone else was drunk, but he wasn't.

Drinking without sincerity!

I had Yang Zhi arrested and personally forced him to drink half a jar of wine.

Yang Zhi was a pitiful man. As a descendant of the Yang family's valiant generals, he suffered from having no opportunity to use his talents.

I want to give him a proper birth, and I want him to fight on the battlefield.

I will make him recreate the glory of the Yang family generals!

Gongsun Sheng also performed a show, using his magic to create a strong wind in front of the Hall of Gathering Righteousness.

The wind blew sand and stones everywhere, and even the meat got sand inside.

The three Ruan brothers then captured Gongsun Sheng and gave him a severe beating.

Of course, it wasn't a real fight.

I like this feeling of playing around. I came from another world, with no relatives or friends, but now I have a large group of friends.

There will be many more friends in the future.

Let's build a great enterprise together.

Lin Chong and Yang Zhi began to perform together, one wielding a spear and the other a long spear, fighting fiercely and evenly matched.

We sat in the tree and cheered loudly.

My maid, Zheng Ke'er, came to remind me that I was drunk and it was time to rest.

Zheng Ke'er is a good girl, hardworking and down-to-earth.

With her around, my room is always neat and spotless, and my clothes are always clean. The clothes she washes even have a pleasant fragrance. I don't know how she does it.

Zhao Yupan's idea of ​​having her serve me is truly excellent.

Jade plate, jade plate, where are you now?

Although I am a bandit and you are a princess of the Song Dynasty, we may seem like an unequal match, but I will try my best.

One day, I will have your old man, who can only draw and write, send you to my side.

The plot of a time traveler marrying a princess is so cliché.

They were already quite drunk, and the conversation started to turn to women.

Zhao Si, that little devil, started by talking about my princess, saying that Zhao Yupan was extremely beautiful.

Wu Song then declared, "I will definitely marry Zhao Yupan!"

Foolish!

I shouted loudly to Wu Song, "That's your sister-in-law!"

Wu Song looked at Wu Dalang, who was already passed out drunk beside him.

I shouted again, "Look at me!"

Wu Song then realized that the "brother" corresponding to "sister-in-law" was me, not Wu Da.

They started talking about Li Shishi again.

Only Lin Chong and Yang Zhi had seen Li Shishi before, but they had only seen her from afar and had never had any contact with her.

One person said that Li Shishi was very beautiful, with beauty that could shame the moon and flowers, and make fish sink and geese fall from the sky.

One person said that Li Shishi was of average appearance, but had some talent.

I have a different opinion. Li Shishi once gave away all her wealth to organize a righteous army. When the Jin army was at the gates of the city, she chose to fight back instead of surrendering.

She was a strong-willed woman.

You say she's ugly?

Hmph, I'm going to support Li Shishi.

Even though she was a courtesan, it was still quite exciting to compete with the emperor for a woman.

I got really drunk that night. I can't drink like that again. Drinking leads to trouble.

I vow once again: to abstain from alcohol!

What respectable person keeps a diary?

That's enough, I'll stop writing now. I'll write a letter to Yupan another day.

From this day forward, I, Wang Lun, will set my mind on doing great things and becoming famous throughout the world!

……

He hadn't managed to quit drinking, and today Wu Song dragged him into drinking again.

He was very drunk.

Songdi ruined me!

Quit drinking!