I was rebellious by nature, but I ended up becoming a top influencer.
Chapter 061 I'm a coward, so I'll hire two female bodyguards.
It's common for some shops not to issue invoices. Usually, the owner will say they've used up all the invoices and ask you to come back next month. People usually don't make a fuss about it, since the time cost is significant.
When I remember to ask for an invoice next month, I either don't have time, or I've lost the receipt, and I'm too lazy to go back to the store to ask for one.
Some shop owners use this method to evade taxes, and everyone knows it, but few people care.
However, this does not mean that ignoring it makes you reasonable and legal.
People just don't want to waste their time getting entangled with such people, so they think it's best to just put up with it.
Unfortunately, today this boss encountered a rebellious young man.
The young woman in red had a feeling that this would definitely become a hit.
……
Qi Tian still held his phone up to the shop owner, then pulled out a receipt from his pocket.
"Isn't this a coincidence? This is from the month before last; you haven't had an invoice for three consecutive months?"
The shop owner blushed instantly, while Song Miaomiao and Chen You burst into laughter.
This Qi Tian actually kept all three of the other party's receipts.
The young woman in red laughed out loud; she hadn't expected her hunch to be right.
Keeping receipts for three consecutive months—who would have thought? Even if there's no follow-up, this story will definitely go viral.
The shop owner was speechless. He used to be able to get rid of people with the same words, but who would have thought that this kid would act like a lunatic and pull out three receipts, for three consecutive months, making it difficult for him to argue.
However, once a promise is made, it's like spilled water; he couldn't go back on his word, so he still insisted that he had used up all the tickets for the month.
"Great, could you please hold my phone for me, Brother Miao? I need to call the 12366 tax hotline. Also, I need to check your health permit, business license, and health certificate, as these are legally required to be displayed. I need to see if they have expired."
Seeing that Qi Tian was really about to call the complaint hotline, the shop owner couldn't hold back any longer: "Don't rush, let me look, I should be able to find one or two tickets."
Seeing the flustered shop owner, Qi Tian laughed.
He didn't mock the shop owner; he just kept filming with his phone.
He knew perfectly well that the other party definitely had an invoice, but was just unwilling to give it to him. He didn't want to argue with them; the other party's shameless behavior showed they were a seasoned swindler. If he didn't use some tricks, he wouldn't be able to get an invoice at all.
The shop owner, noticing the other person staring at him, had no choice but to open a drawer and pretend to have been searching for a while. He pulled out two invoices from a purchase order book: "Here, these two invoices, for 200 yuan."
Qi Tian took the invoice, glanced at the stamp, took a picture in front of the camera, and then threw it back: "This isn't from your store. What's the point of giving me two supermarket invoices? Besides, the total amount I spent on these three meals is 321 yuan."
"As long as it's an invoice, isn't that enough? Why are you so stubborn? It's all for reimbursement anyway, so what difference does it make where it's from? I'll give you an invoice if you want one, what more do you want?"
The shop owner was truly furious this time. The proprietress, who was making mala tang in the back room, came out when she heard the noise, and several tables of diners eating nearby also looked over.
"What's going on? Who's causing trouble here?"
As soon as the proprietress came out of the back room, she started shouting. Before the shop owner could say anything, she had already rushed up to Qi Tian and reached out to grab his phone: "What are you filming? Do you know it's illegal to film me?"
Qi Tian leaned back tactically, dodging the opponent's Nine Yin White Bone Claw.
"First, I recorded evidence of your illegal activities in a public place and clearly informed the boss, so it does not constitute an illegal act."
Second, you maliciously snatched my phone, which constitutes the crime of robbery under criminal law.
Third, if your fingernails scratch me, it constitutes intentional injury.
Fourth, failing to issue invoices after using them all constitutes tax evasion. Similarly, failing to issue invoices when they are available also constitutes tax evasion.
Fifth, your use of someone else's invoice to impersonate your own store's invoice constitutes the crime of issuing false invoices.
Are you sure you want to keep trying to take my phone?
Qi Tian's mouth moved like a machine gun, succinctly and quickly listing the accusations the other party was about to face.
This time, everyone in the store burst out laughing.
The young woman in red tried her best to keep her phone steady while covering her mouth and giggling.
That's amazing, bro! I declare you my mouth double.
The proprietress immediately became docile. She had only grabbed Qi Tian's phone instinctively to scare him, but she hadn't expected him to be completely unafraid.
"We're just a small business, how much money can we make? Aren't you bullying us? Why don't you go to a big store and ask for an invoice?"
Seeing that physical force wouldn't work, the proprietress immediately tried to play the victim.
Upon hearing this, Qi Tian couldn't help but laugh: "Do you dare to disclose your monthly accounts and tax payments? Or should I have 12366 investigate how much tax you've evaded each month?"
The proprietress, who was about to squeeze out tears, stopped abruptly, her expression changing again: "Why should I show them to you?"
Several diners who were eating and watching the commotion cheered.
"Well said, a small business? A bowl of spicy hot pot costs thirty or forty yuan, and there's not even a piece of real meat in it. Who are you trying to fool?"
"Some things are better left unsaid. All they wanted was an invoice. If they actually filed a complaint, do you think you'd feel good about it?"
"One minute they're trying to steal my phone, the next they're playing the victim. I'm never coming to this store again!"
……
The shop owner realized that this young man was not someone to be trifled with, and that further delay would only affect his business.
He said irritably, "Alright, alright, I have a few more invoices from the store here. Hurry up and take them and leave."
Qi Tian turned his phone around and saw the other person take out a whole book of invoices from another drawer.
"Isn't this a coincidence? Turns out we didn't use all the tickets, haha!"
Qi Tian didn't bother to say anything more. The shop owner, looking annoyed, took out his company seal, stamped six fifty-yuan invoices, and tore them up for Qi Tian.
"Thanks!"
Qi Tian will still show the proper manners.
After taking the invoice and checking that it was correct, Qi Tian turned around and saw Song Miaomiao looking at him strangely. He explained, "I already said I can get this meal reimbursed!"
Chen You, the tattooed woman who had been silent all along, suddenly blurted out, "So, asking for a receipt is your reason for treating us to dinner at this restaurant?"
Qi Tian smiled awkwardly but politely: "I'm a timid person, and I didn't dare to ask for one before. But now that Brother Miao and Sister You are backing me up, I dare to ask for a receipt. I was just thinking that it would be appropriate to treat this young lady to spicy hot pot, so, you tell me, isn't this a coincidence?"
Song Miaomiao and Chen You were completely speechless.
To be honest, this guy has a really nice way of speaking.
Even if it makes you want to hit him.
The diners who were watching the commotion were also laughing hysterically. This handsome guy was 1.85 meters tall, but he needed two female bodyguards before he dared to ask for a receipt. It was hilarious.
The girl in red thought the matter was over and was about to put her phone away when the young man said something so suggestive. She couldn't help but keep taking pictures; she had a feeling he would do something else.
As expected, Qi Tian did not leave immediately. Instead, he gave two invoices to each of Song Miaomiao and Chen You.
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