I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Li Xin and Duan Fei got very drunk.

From the moment Ye Xian pulled them into singing, the two of them got really drunk.

Duan Fei, who was drunk and singing, and Li Xin, who loved excitement, drank a bottle of "Haizhou Laojiu" together.

The two of them put their arms around Ye Xian's arm and sang the chorus of "Dang" more than a dozen times in a row.

Ye Xian didn't even notice when the two of them finished the bottle of wine.

After the two women calmed down a bit, Ye Xian brewed them another cup of Lao Ban Zhang tea, which cost "188,000 yuan".

"I added honey to it, it can help with...that."

Ye Xian almost let it slip, but thankfully the two drunkards didn't let him down: "Brother Xian, you're so thoughtful!"

"You've been talking about us all night, but you haven't told us about your own experiences yet! You're so young, why did you go bankrupt? Where did all this alcohol come from?"

After holding it in all night, Li Xin, emboldened by alcohol, finally asked the question that both of them most wanted answered.

"This is not something I can talk about in the live broadcast."

Ye Xian shook his head: "If I tell everyone, they'll say I'm playing the victim."

"You haven't played the victim yet? Everyone on short videos is saying you're pitiful and only have 1800 yuan." Li Xin doesn't believe that, and it's also something many fans don't believe.

Duan Fei reached out and pulled Li Xin, saying, "Since it's inconvenient to talk about it, let's not discuss it in the live stream. We can talk about it privately later."

"Alright then! I'll let you off the hook!"

Li Xin smacked her lips and looked at the live stream screen on her phone: "Hey guys, it's not that I failed the mission, it's just that the enemy was too tight-lipped!"

[Cute Machine: If your mouth is tight, just pry it open!]

[Lift your butt and let's fight: Yeah, if you can't pry it open, let me do it. I've trained my tongue.]

[The beer-bellied fairy: What the heck? It's like saying everyone's tongue has been practiced, but the problem is my tongue isn't 800 kilometers long! It can't reach Brother Xian's mouth!]

[Peeing Three Feet Away in the Wind: Hehe, what's inconvenient to say? If you don't say it, it's not playing the victim? The story just hasn't been made up yet, right?]

[I wake up every day feeling so handsome: Oh, it's you again, you crazy dog!]

……

"Hey Xian, are you dating anyone?"

Fueled by alcohol, Li Xin was bold enough to ask any question today. After all, none of them were idol stars, and people are very accepting of internet celebrities dating these days. CP fans are the mainstream now.

"No, what's wrong?"

Ye Xian was also taken aback when he heard this. Why did they suddenly ask about this?

"Haha, that's great!"

Li Xin's lips curled up in a wide smile. This was wonderful! Did that mean I had a chance?

"Who is Qiu Qing?"

Duan Fei, who was standing to the side, was still quite clear-headed and asked a question that many fans were concerned about.

"Akiharu!"

Ye Xian touched his nose, hesitated for a moment, and then generously introduced: "Qiu Qing is my childhood sweetheart who grew up with me. She and I studied music and dance together since elementary school, so I recorded a separate version of my first two songs for her."

Wow! Green plum!

Li Xin and Duan Fei were stunned. What era is this? Childhood sweethearts still exist?

These days, everyone lives in apartment buildings, and even neighbors living right next to each other might not know each other's last name. Now, they've encountered a real-life example, which has ignited their gossip-loving spirits.

"Aunt Qiu is Qiu Qing's mother!"

Ye Xian understood that there would be no end to the matter if the two didn't shut up, so he gave them a timely nudge.

"Aunt Autumn is... Ah, Aunt Autumn!"

Li Xin and Duan Fei were suddenly jolted awake. At that moment, Qiu's mother was sitting in front of the computer downstairs, staring at the backstage and watching the live broadcast screen. Their gossip fire was immediately extinguished.

"So, you should have some of Qiu's lovingly made seafood porridge to warm your stomach."

Ye Xian checked the time; it was already past 11 p.m., which was considered overtime compared to his usual live stream, so he turned to look at his phone screen.

"You want to see Aunt Qiu? She's helping me pop up a window for you, and we'll let you see her more often when there's a chance."

"Want to see more of Li Xin? Then follow her account; it's full of her short videos."

"Want to hear 'Dang' again? We sang it so many times already, still not enough? This song only has the instrumental version recorded yet, the full recording hasn't been done. I'll update it in the short video the day after tomorrow, then everyone can download it."

"If Fei Ge is fast enough, their accounts should release today's live version short video tomorrow."

Upon hearing that the studio version of "Dang" wouldn't be available until the day after tomorrow, the live stream audience erupted in groans. The atmosphere just now, combined with the chorus of "Dang," evoked a sense of heroic grandeur, like "Life is short, let's drink and sing! Let's ride horses and gallop, making the most of our youth!"

This is so much better than those sentimental love songs these days.

However, it's okay, I can listen to it on Xin Ge and Fei Ge's accounts tomorrow, which is also great.

Alright, it's getting late, everyone get some rest. Goodnight!

After saying that, Ye Xian ignored the wailing of his fans in the comments section and the 1800 people still watching the live stream, and ended the broadcast immediately.

"You're so decisive!"

Seeing Ye Xian end the broadcast so decisively, Li Xin gave him a thumbs-up in admiration.

"In our live stream, we usually only have about a thousand viewers. We wouldn't dare to end the stream when there are 1800 viewers unless we lose too many people. We have to cater to these fans."

Duan Fei nodded and said, "You've only been broadcasting for three days, and your live stream has already surpassed 2000 viewers. It's truly enviable!"

"That's all thanks to you two big internet celebrity beauties! Okay, I'll take you back to your hotel."

When Ye Xian saw Qiu's mother on the roof, he quickly went to greet her: "Auntie, you should go home early too. I accidentally went over time today. You can rest at home tomorrow morning. I'll take care of these things later, so you don't need to worry about them."

"I can't bear to leave these two children!"

Mrs. Qiu rolled her eyes at Ye Xian: "You too, didn't you know to stop them? They drank such strong liquor."

"Auntie, please don't blame Brother Xian. We drank it secretly ourselves, and he didn't even notice at first."

Li Xin quickly stepped forward and took Qiu's mother's arm: "Auntie, how do you take such good care of yourself? Your skin is even better than mine! You look so young. If we stood together, people would definitely say we were sisters!"

Autumn's mother patted Li Xin's arm and said with a smile, "Child, although you all have to call me Auntie, Auntie is only 42 years old this year!"

"What? 42 years old?"

Li Xin and Duan Fei were stunned. Before, they only thought that Qiu's mother knew how to take care of herself. Now that they knew her age, they realized that it wasn't that she took care of herself, but that Qiu's mother simply didn't look old.

"Yes, I gave birth to Qiu Qing quite early back then, when I was 22 years old."

Autumn's mother said with considerable pride, "Luckily, I gave birth early, otherwise I would have suffered too much over the years! That's why I advise you all to get married and have children early; it's good for a woman's health!"

"Ah—haha, definitely, definitely!"

Li Xin and Duan Fei never expected that they would be pressured to get married after coming to Ye Xian's place.

Mothers are really all the same.

……

P.S.: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 8297 bottles.