I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 053 Please begin your performance!

Three pretty girls were chattering away in the live stream, which immediately boosted the viewing experience, and the peak number of concurrent viewers quickly exceeded 1200.

Wang Feifei, Wang Yin, and Sun Li are all frequent karaoke enthusiasts. With Brother Xian personally accompanying them, they were naturally overjoyed, enjoying the delicious food while singing their hearts out in three of Brother Xian's songs.

They also dare not sing other people's songs because it involves copyright issues.

They also don't sing other people's songs because they are all die-hard fans of Ye Xian.

Although one is a music fan, one is a fan of appearance, and one is a fan of food.

Ye Xian's father had already bought the houses around his home, and the nearest family lived only a few dozen meters away. So Ye Xian never worried about disturbing his neighbors when he broadcast live from the roof of his flat-roofed house.

After singing three songs back and forth, the three karaoke enthusiasts were getting a little tired. Suddenly, Wang Feifei suggested, "Brother Xian, how about we do a live stream with our fans?"

"Connect via live stream?"

"Yeah, it gets boring when it's just the few of us singing all the time. How about we connect with our fans, let them sing, and then everyone can score them? You can choose one of the best singers and send them a lucky bag or a small gift or something."

Ye Xian was also somewhat tempted by Wang Feifei's suggestion. Talking to thin air every day was indeed a bit tiring, and live streaming with friends could be more interesting at times.

"What are everyone's opinions? Will we have an awkward silence later?"

Ye Xian decided to ask the viewers in the live stream, and soon saw a group of people spamming the chat.

[Connect via live stream!]

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"Look, it's what everyone wanted!" Wang Feifei said with a smile.

Ye Xian nodded, then began to speak to the camera: "Alright, everyone stop spamming. If you want to connect, start typing '1'. But let's get this straight: if you connect but don't sing, show your face, or perform any talents, don't blame me for hanging up immediately."

Seeing the live stream chat flooded with "1"s again, Ye Xian randomly selected a viewer who had spoken and clicked to request a live chat connection.

"Hey, Brother Xian? Wow, Brother Xian, can you hear me? Can you see me? I'm so lucky!"

The call was quickly connected, and on the other end was a young lady wearing a pink nightgown.

[Time Takes Time: Wow, wow, wow, that skin! It's so white!]

[Farewell My Chicken: Is it filtered? My god, so white, I'm getting a nosebleed!]

[The Great Tang Dynasty's Number One Chief: A friend of mine wants to ask, did you grow up drinking milk or eating papaya?]

[My super long answer: Making up a friend out of thin air, matching A!]

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"Hello, your signal is excellent. May I introduce myself?"

Ye Xian didn't expect that randomly selecting an audience member would result in choosing a beautiful young lady.

"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Xi. I'm a fan of Brother Xian, and I love your song 'Dang' so much."

"Thank you. Would you like to sing this song?"

"Yes!"

"Alright, please begin your performance!" Ye Xian smiled and gestured for the other party to start showcasing their talent.

"I...I'm a little nervous. Everyone, wait a minute, I'm taking a deep breath! Inhale...exhale...inhale..."

[Lift your butt and fight: Oh my god, it's going to explode!]

[Top Scorer: I can't take it anymore, this girl is deadly!]

[Love is so deep, legs naturally part: I'm a basketball master, let me show you how to dribble past someone!]

[Passing By: Can you please stop doing this? Your livestream will get banned!]

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After taking a deep breath, Ms. Wang Xi revealed a charming smile.

"Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah..."

When the first "ah" was uttered, everyone inside and outside the live stream was stunned.

[Having learned my lesson in the cornfield: Sis, can you please shut up? You're actually quite beautiful when you're silent!]

[Nationally Designated Unprotected Waste: Did God block your chimney?]

[Fat Fox: I thought I was already pretty bad, but it turns out there are even more outrageous things!]

[You're stepping on my leg hair: Oh my god, that's ear-piercing noise!]

……

Ye Xian hadn't expected his first live stream partner to be so unreliable, but he had to force a smile. Many fans were amused and took screenshots to turn Ye Xian's expression into memes.

Miss Wang Xi was still singing with deep emotion. Coupled with her stunning face and enviable figure, she truly captivated everyone, leaving them wondering whether they were in heaven or on earth.

Finally, Ye Xian couldn't hold back any longer. He could only put his hands together and sincerely say after Miss Wang Xi finished singing the first chorus, "Miss, you sang so beautifully, but we only have time today, so shall we stop here for now?"

"All right!"

Miss Wang Xi seemed a little reluctant to leave, so Ye Xian quickly asked, "Is there anything you'd like as a small gift?"

Miss Wang Xi immediately became excited: "Brother Xian, give me a flying kiss, I'll take a screenshot!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Wang Feifei and Wang Yin immediately burst into laughter. Sun Li, who was staring intently at the roasted sweet potato, also looked up, bewildered, at the two of them.

[Chest cracker biscuit: I love this request! I want to take a screenshot too!]

[The fairy with a beer belly: Quick, Xian-ge, blow a kiss and take a screenshot!]

[Flesh over steel: Flying kiss, screenshot!]

[Lift your butt and let's fight: Fly a kiss, take a screenshot!]

……

The viewers in the live stream no longer cared about the torment Ms. Wang Xi had just caused, and instead gave her thumbs up.

That's a very high standard of request.

"Can we choose another one? My livestream will get banned!"

Ye Xian was also a little embarrassed. Wasn't this request a bit too much?

"No, I've seen it in other live streams!"

Ms. Wang Xi said very firmly.

[Half of the Tang Dynasty's beauties: Wow, this girl is so perceptive! Do you often make this request in other livestreams?]

[Even when you're covered in poop, you still want to stir it up: So what? I have the looks to do it!]

[Squatting in front of the grave, teasing her ghost husband: Indeed, who could bear to refuse a young lady with such a magnanimous heart?]

……

Ye Xian was in a dilemma. Even though he had worked in live streaming operations for so long in his previous life, he was still somewhat helpless in the face of this unexpected situation.

But once I agreed, there was no going back. I had to painfully sell my body... what a load of rubbish.

Ye Xian took a roundabout approach—making a heart shape with his hands.

"Miss, this is the only way, okay? There can't be any overly intimate actions in the live stream!"

"Waaaaaah!"

The three women, not wanting to miss out on trouble, screamed loudly in the live stream.

[Screenshot taken!]

……

Ye Xian awkwardly ended the live stream and then randomly connected with the next viewer.

"Hello!"

"Hey, Brother Xian? Guys, stop messing around, Brother Xian is on voice chat with me, keep your voices down!"

The person on the other end seemed to be a man in his thirties wearing a black sweater and a large gold chain around his neck. He was holding a bottle of liquor and was excitedly waving his arms and legs when he saw that the live stream connection had been successfully established.

"Brother, please put the bottle down. Drinking is not allowed in the live stream! The moderators should immediately issue a warning and ban you!"

Seeing that the other person was drinking, Ye Xian was so frightened that he quickly shooed the other person away from the bottle.

This generation of fans does all sorts of things.

The one who was wearing pajamas earlier was just touching the edge of the shirt, while this one is drinking.

"Oh, wait a minute, Brother Xian!"

The man with the big gold chain casually tossed the bottle behind him, and with a "crack," it shattered. "Brothers," he yelled, "I'm Li Dagang. I'm having barbecue with my buddies and drinking... 9-degree warm water!"

[Missing one element in the Five Elements theory: 9-degree warm water! Haha, ever since 52-degree boiled water became popular, 9-degree water has also appeared!]

[My future girlfriend isn't my sister: I drink 0-degree boiled water, how do I heat it up?]

[The ultimate comfort drink of '82: I bring my own 36.5-degree boiled water, want some?]

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Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 8084 bottles.

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