I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 069 The Fragment Dog, is he going to be gone today?

February 10th, live broadcast room.

Ye Xian greeted everyone as usual, and this time, the number of viewers in the live stream reached 1000 faster than usual.

At this point, Ye Xian's Kuaiyin account already has 15.95 followers, and it is believed that after the live stream ends tonight, it will steadily reach 16.

With 16 followers, and 1000 people joining the live stream within 20 minutes of it starting, it's clear that Ye Xian's fans are incredibly loyal.

"Hi everyone, what are we going to talk about tonight?"

"Have you all bought Haizhou Laojiu? If no one has, I'll ask again later."

[There are always women who want to sleep with me: You incomplete storyteller, stop pretending to be innocent and get to the second episode.]

[Lady, please wait: Last time we talked about Lin Daiyu entering that mansion, what happened next? Tell me quickly!]

[Understanding Clothes: Where's the male lead? Who exactly is he?]

[This humble Taoist only touches chrysanthemums: If the male lead doesn't appear today, I'm certain this book is going to be a flop!]

……

[Straight to the dry road: Why listen to audiobooks? Isn't listening to music better?]

[Selling pigs for profit: What are they talking about, ribbonfish? Is it even fish? Is it tasty?]

[Reading: Isn't Brother Xian a singer? Why is he telling stories now?]

[Chrysanthemum's Third Anger: Bullshit! Brother Xian sells alcohol, can't you do something serious?]

……

The live stream audience included both newcomers and longtime fans. Ye Xian treated everyone equally, greeting them one by one and answering their questions. After a few minutes of this, he finally composed himself and asked, "Are you sure you want to talk about the second episode of 'Dream of the Red Chamber' now? Or should we sing a song to warm things up first?"

Seeing how annoying Ye Xian was, some fans shouted that they would unfollow him, and Ye Xian didn't dare to go too far.

"Let's pick up where we left off last time. Last time we talked about Lin Daiyu entering the Jia family mansion..."

"Lin Daiyu heard that her cousin Baoyu was born with a jade in his mouth and was exceptionally mischievous... When Baoyu and Daiyu met, they both felt that the two looked familiar, as if they had seen each other somewhere before. They fell in love at first sight."

[Chestnut Cookie: Wait a minute, aren't these two close relatives?]

[Understanding Others' Clothes: Brother Xian, are you going to go this far? Aren't you afraid of breaking the law?]

[Half of the Tang Dynasty's most handsome men: Yes, incest could lead to serious trouble!]

[Shanqing Haohan: Will my live stream get banned?]

……

Ye Xian glanced at the public chat and noticed that everyone was making a fuss, immediately realizing that something was wrong.

He quickly interjected, "Everyone, please remember that this book is set in ancient times. According to historical records of the Tang Dynasty, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty only issued an edict in 1980 prohibiting marriage between close relatives, which is only a little over forty years ago."

Seeing that no one was stirring up trouble in the comments section, Ye Xian continued his story.

When the comment section was filled with insults about Jia Yucun's corruption and miscarriage of justice for his own career advancement, which led to Yinglian falling into Xue Pan's hands, it was immediately filled with criticism.

Seeing the crowd's agitation, Ye Xian stopped, slowly took a sip of tea, and just when everyone thought he was going to continue speaking, they saw him pick up the Haizhou Laojiu (a type of Chinese liquor) on the tea table.

[If you can't tolerate small things, you'll end up being incredibly cute: I knew this sixth brother was going to be a jerk!]

[I have spicy strips, follow me: Are all influencers this cunning now? They're even resorting to storytelling to sell a bottle of wine!]

[A pretty girl picking her toes: Storytelling? Brother Xian even wrote four original songs! How are others supposed to survive?]

[Du Nong: Please, give us a break, Brother Xian. I'm a big influencer with 50 followers. I only come to your livestream to learn from you when I'm not streaming myself. Now you're singing and telling stories, how are we supposed to survive?]

……

Ye Xian wasn't about to indulge them. He grinned and said, "My fellow late-night snackers, I'm a full-time seller, a part-time cook, occasionally sing, and sometimes tell stories. I'm probably tired of telling stories now, and I think you're all tired of listening too. I feel this bottle of wine is perfect for you all. I have a story, and you're all missing a drink, otherwise, when I tell the third installment next time, wouldn't it be quite boring?"

Fans flooded the comments section with insults.

This penis is so hard it's driving them crazy.

After saying "GG," Ye Xian took another sip of tea, and then slowly picked up a durian cake in front of him.

[The Casual Ghost: What does that mean? Have you taken a bite?]

[Please wait, female benefactor: You, the chapter-breaking dog, aren't you done for today?]

[Missing a screw in his belt: I'm saying, is it possible that this guy's game isn't over yet?]

[Going shopping with a baby bottle in his mouth: Holy crap, that's possible! What wouldn't this guy do?]

……

A sense of foreboding suddenly arose in the hearts of the fans.

"Hey everyone, late-night snack lovers, you guessed it! I've got a new dish!"

Ye Xian bent down and pulled out a yellow and white cardboard box from under the table.

"Ta-da! This is a new product that Qiu's mom and I just finalized: Hai Ma Durian Pastry! How about that? Surprised? Unexpected?"

[Peeing Three Feet Away in the Wind: This is disgusting! They used to only sell alcohol, now they're even offering durian pastries!]

[Let's Fight with a Lifted Butt: What's wrong with launching new products? Brother Xian is a salesman; his singing and storytelling are all for selling products!]

[My future girlfriend isn't my sister: Yeah, being a talented livestreamer doesn't mean you can't sell products! Otherwise, how would they survive? Which livestreamer on Kuaishou isn't selling products these days?]

[The name is too long to fit here, could you please wrap it in a newline: Harvesting leeks is harvesting leeks, why make it sound so high-sounding?]

……

The comments section was filled with insults. Everyone thought he was just selling alcohol as usual, but now he's starting to promote new products.

Some people immediately left the live stream, while others kept complaining that the MCN had intervened, and still others defended Ye Xian.

"That's right. Some of my friends may have already noticed that my shop has been changed. From now on, my company name is 'Qiuye Yanxuan'. I will gradually expand my product categories in the future."

Ye Xian doesn't care if people say he's shameless for starting to fleece people as soon as he gains some fame, because it's an inevitable process and the path Ye Xian has chosen.

Ye Xian has always been very clear that he should pursue a career in sales.

Whether it's singing or storytelling, it's all for the purpose of selling goods.

He never puts the cart before the horse.

Those who like me will stay.

Those who left can't be said to lack true love; it's just that some people don't understand.

This process is essentially a process of selecting fans.

"All products sold by Qiuye Select have undergone blind testing. Here is our own quality inspection report, which was not provided by the manufacturer but was handled personally by Qiuye's mother. So, you can rest assured."

"I hereby promise that if any quality issues arise with the products, Qiuye Yanxuan will provide compensation first, no matter the amount, three times the purchase price. Furthermore, if counterfeit products are found, we will compensate ten times the purchase price!"

[The fairy with a beer belly: Is Brother Xian serious? Advance compensation? How are the other experts supposed to survive?]

[Purely natural and green underachiever: Autumn's mom personally took it for testing, so it's definitely worth buying!]

[You're stepping on my leg hair: Be careful, nobody knew beforehand if this was just a persona!]

[All the good names have been chosen by dogs: What's there to be afraid of with a quality inspection report? Besides, Brother Xian has already promised to compensate first!]

……

After announcing the establishment of Qiuye Select, Ye Xian continued to introduce "Hai Ma Durian Pastry" and "Hai Ma Durian Cake". After explaining all the selling points, Ye Xian coughed and said, "Alright, that's the end of the time-waster. Now let's continue with the second episode of 'Dream of the Red Chamber,' featuring Xue Baochai."

[Chrysanthemum's Wrath: This is truly a series of interconnected events! I hereby declare the love triangle officially underway!]

[Foodies fear nothing more than having hungry dreams: Sure enough, this is a story about a man and over a hundred women. And this is only the second episode; how many women have appeared already?]

[Sun Li: I've ordered the durian pastries and durian cakes. If they're not good, Xian Ge, could you pack up the potstickers you made today and send them over?]

[Wang Feifei: I knew it! Wherever there's food, there you'll be, Sun Li, you foodie!]

[Even when shit is poured over his head, he still wants to stir things up: Scumbag, I'm telling you this now, if this Jia Baoyu isn't a scumbag, I'll eat shit upside down!]

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P.S.: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 7907 bottles.

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