I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 94 It's really rude of me not to call you "brother" when I see you.

This pace!

Dafei suddenly stood up from his seat. He had thought that Ye Xian, as a professionally trained singer, would not know how to rap, but he did not expect that the other party's flow was much better than his own.

"The children are getting restless and resorting to clichés."

It's really impolite of me not to call you "brother" when I see you.

It's okay, so-and-so waved for people.

... "

Upon hearing this, Huo Shao couldn't sit still either. This older brother's diss was even fiercer than Da Fei's!

The problem is, I've always called him Brother Xian!

Even though I'm older than you!

It's one thing to not allow people to eat meat, but to attack them indiscriminately is a bit too cruel.

Rockets felt like they were being targeted.

Shivering.

……

[Haha, Brother Xian is dissing Dafei!]

[Rocket Boys' expression looks like they're a bit constipated!]

[If you had teammates like that, you'd get constipated too!]

[What a piece of trash! So rude to Brother Xian, coming as a guest and then making dissing remarks. He deserves to be roasted.]

The lyrics and flow of this song are so-so, but the problem is, the insults are incredibly satisfying!

[Come on, Brother Xian, this was created on the spot! Why don't you give it a try?]

……

[Xian Ge is so handsome! I love him to death!]

[That voice, my ears are pregnant!]

[This subwoofer, I'm in!!!!]

I suddenly feel sorry for Dafei. Does he feel like he's shooting himself in the foot?

[This song is pretentious to the left, greasy to the right, a complete mess to the bottom, and reeks of being an electric eel to the top. How can Brother Xian so perfectly avoid all these pitfalls, standing firmly in a clean and refreshing area, exuding a dark, refined, and roguish charm? ???]

To be honest, this is the first time I haven't found this annoying. I used to think this kind of thing was so pretentious. Is this the charm of Brother Xian?

……

Dafei's face flushed slightly upon hearing this phrase.

It's normal for rappers and MCs to diss each other, but to do so in person when someone is a guest is indeed a bit impolite.

Being called "a kid, playing tricks, rude, a clown" to Ye Xian's face is a very harsh slap in the face.

Who's laughing at the clown behind the scenes?

Take the fastest route, and feel free to take the detours.

I'll climb straight to the top and make them remember who I am.

boom boom boom boom

Give up if you want, yeah.

Don't mess with me, got it? WoW

... "

As soon as the last line was sung, the live stream went wild, with gifts pouring in like crazy.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

……

Several carnivals exploded across the entire screen.

[Please Call Me Goddess: Dafei, you did a great job! Without you, I wouldn't be able to hear such an explosive live performance!]

[Please call me Goddess: Ye Xian, you're mine! No one can take you from me!]

[Sister Bai: Brother Xian, I was wrong!]

[Lily: Brother Xian, let's get him! 69 midnight snacks are supporting you!]

……

What's going on? How did Sister Bai offend Brother Xian?

[So many beautiful and wealthy women! Which lady would like to grace my live stream with her presence?]

[Team Leader, don't be impulsive! Your hobby is eating, not fighting!]

[Brother Xian's move has blown us away! I bet Dafei is getting restless!]

……

The number of viewers in the live stream exceeded 4000 as soon as Ye Xian started singing "Flying in the Sky," and now it has surged to 5000 and is heading straight for the 6000 mark.

"Thank you, my goddess sister! Thank you, Sister Bai! Thank you, my fan club leader! As usual, Haizhou Laojiu will be served to you!"

Brother Xian breathed a sigh of relief and quickly thanked everyone. The donation just now was really too fierce. Even though he was singing, he was shocked by the fierce donation and almost couldn't keep up.

"That's incredible! Brother Xian, you're amazing!"

This time, Huo Shao didn't give Da Fei a chance to speak, launching a barrage of compliments like there was no tomorrow: "Brother Xian, did you make up those lines on the spot? With your skill level, you'd be absolutely top-notch even in a professional competition!"

"I'm not going to say anything more. When you go to Huacheng, I'll treat you. I guarantee I can get you anything you want to eat, whether it flies in the sky, runs on the ground, or swims in the water."

"When the time comes, Aunt Qiu and Uncle Ding will both be there. Although my favorite dish is fried rice, I'm definitely good at cooking other dishes too!"

"Oh, and this pretty girl, you've got lots of money, right? I'll cover your round-trip airfare later!"

……

Faced with Huo Shao's eagerness to survive, even Ye Xian, who was furious, calmed down a bit.

Moreover, what's the point of lashing out? The song just now already said everything that needed to be said.

A small-time rapper only needs one song, "Flying in the Sky," and there's no need for him to pull out all the stops!

Dafei blushed, wanting to say something but afraid of saying the wrong thing, so he simply cupped his hands in a gesture of respect and said, "Brother Xian, I admit defeat!"

Ye Xian remained expressionless and ignored him, gesturing for Qian Duoduo to take the camera back to the tea table.

"Hey everyone, time for a late-night snack! I just showed you a little talent. How about a bottle of Haizhou Laojiu for all the effort I put in?"

With the number of viewers in the live stream about to reach 6000, Ye Xian didn't hesitate to start doing GG (a type of online game), not even waiting for the second half of the "Dream of the Red Chamber" lecture to begin.

[Brother Xian, do it one more time! If you do it just one more time, I'll buy 10 cases of Haizhou Laojiu!]

[Exactly! I'll buy your content if the streamer shows off their talent!]

[I won't buy anything without a talent show! Damn, I've noticed, the moment Xian Ge shows his talent, I get hooked and buy everything!]

The duck necks I ordered last time have arrived. They taste great, so I'll order again!

……

The live stream shifted back to the sales segment, and the number of viewers began to drop rapidly, quickly dwindling to just over 3000.

This is a very normal phenomenon. Given Ye Xian's current popularity, maintaining 3000+ concurrent online users is already an impressive figure.

However, Ye Xian's rap performance tonight also attracted many new fans.

It's clear to the naked eye that his total number of fans has surpassed 70!

……

After selling goods for a while, Ye Xian saw that the pace was about right and started lecturing on the seventh episode of "Dream of the Red Chamber".

Dafei and Huoshao sat to the side, like wronged little wives, not daring to utter a single word.

Huo Shao diligently brewed, steeped, and served tea, while the fire tongs constantly turned over the peanuts and sweet potatoes, quickly handing a portion to Xian Ge whenever one was cooked.

Peel the sweet potato.

Peel the peanuts.

Peel the orange.

Unfortunately, there were no grapes.

Otherwise, Huo Shao would have peeled the grapes and personally fed them to Xian Ge.

The shy uncle was no longer shy at this moment, and became as enthusiastic as a waiter from another world.

As the story unfolded, Ye Xian's anger gradually subsided, and he occasionally exchanged a few words with Huo Shao, finally easing the awkward atmosphere.

Dafei secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Ye Xian's attitude soften.

As the seventh episode drew to a close, Ye Xian picked up his teacup.

Fans thought Ye Xian was going to sell products again and were all ready to complain, but then they heard Ye Xian suddenly say, "By the way, I was just about to tell you about the benefits for having an account for a month, but I forgot."

Upon hearing this, everyone unconsciously glanced at Dafei, who awkwardly touched his nose and dared not say another word.

"The copyright negotiations for the simplified version of Dream of the Red Chamber are almost complete."

Ye Xian's words once again caused a stir among the crowd.

What?! Dream of the Red Chamber is going to be published? So soon?!

[This is only the seventh episode, and you've already secured the rights? Brother Xian, are you in Versailles?]

What does this mean? Does it mean we won't be talking about it anymore?

[Isn't publishing a good thing? Then we can just read the book directly, instead of waiting for Brother Qian to update once every two days!]

[Yeah, one update every two days. If this were a novel, it would have flopped long ago!]

……

Ye Xian looked at everyone's comments and smiled mysteriously: "So, everyone, guess whether I'll still be talking about 'Dream of the Red Chamber' in my live streams in the future?"

……

Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 7701 bottles.

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Ps2:

This chapter has a lot of comments due to plot requirements, so I won't add usernames or nicknames anymore, to avoid people accusing me of padding the content.

The playlist for this book has been created. You can listen to it on Tencent Music by searching for the book title.

(End of this chapter)