Peninsula: These female celebrities are all so neurotic.

Seoul, police station, interrogation room.

"Name."

"Liu Zimu".

"Country of Citizenship."

"China".

"Profession."

"The coffee shop owner... right?"

The police officer gave him a speechless look, his pen pausing in his hand: "What the hell? You're not even sure about your own profession?"

"Tell me, why did you pat Choi Sulli's butt? You're committing indecent assault against her."

Liu Zimu really wanted to say that just a few hours ago, I, an old man, was in my rented room on Earth eating instant noodles and rewatching the "Running Man" girls' high school special, watching a few young girls sharpen pencils.

He's handcuffed now; who would believe that?

But he didn't say.

Because he has already said too much.

But with each sentence he spoke, the policeman's gaze became more like that of someone looking at a mental patient.

Damn it, this is really hard to explain!

He must have indeed traveled through time.

He arrived in Seoul in October 2018 and immediately patted Choi Sulli's butt while she was filming the show "Jinri Market," and also hugged her.

The cause of the matter is this.

An hour ago, Liu Zimu woke up on a street in Sinsa-dong, Gangnam-gu, Seoul.

He was lying on the table, his nose filled with the smell of coffee.

My memories are a jumbled mess; some are my own, and some are those of a young Chinese man also named Liu Zimu.

This Liu Zimu opened a small coffee shop in Seoul, in a good location, right next to the store of the "Jinri Market" program.

The two shops are separated by only a small alley.

He stood at the entrance of the coffee shop, looking at the shop next door surrounded by cameras, and his memory told him: Choi Sulli was recording a program inside.

Of course he knew who Choi Sulli was.

Before he time-traveled, wasn't he still rewatching her old variety shows?

He also knew that this woman would leave this world a year later, in a way that no one expected.

Because his memories hadn't fully integrated, his mind was foggy, and he felt like he was dreaming.

It must be a dream.

Since it's a dream, there's no need to reason with it.

He pushed open the door of the coffee shop and walked to the cordon line set up by the program crew next door.

Staff stopped him: "Sir, this is a recording studio, please do not approach."

Liu Zimu ignored him.

He only has eyes for Choi Sulli.

She stood in the shop, wearing a red dress and with her hair down.

He appears relaxed and laughing on the surface, but there's not much of a smile in the depths of his eyes.

He often laughed like that, when his boss told unfunny jokes, and when relatives asked him how much his salary was.

That's how they all laugh.

If you see a celebrity you like in your dream, should you do something about it?

hehehehe...

He went inside, and the staff didn't stop him.

Sulli turned away from him, still chatting and laughing with the shop staff.

Because "Jinri Market" had no script or dialogue, the PD thought that the goal was to capture the most authentic Choi Sulli.

He had also met Liu Zimu a few times; he was quite good at making coffee.

It's only natural that he would come to congratulate Choi Sulli on the opening of her shop.

This was also very realistic, so they didn't stop filming.

Standing in front of her, Liu Zimu felt a little uncomfortable.

He recalled the news and comments from his past life, the "what a pity" and "I will love you forever" that only surfaced after she left.

He smiled, somewhat excited.

He stepped forward and casually patted Choi Sulli's butt, acting as if they knew each other well: "Hey! It really is you, Choi Jin-ri. This dream felt pretty real!"

However, because he was in a daze, he seemed to have used too much force.

It was a solid, crisp sound.

Everyone was petrified.

Including Choi Sulli.

She turned around and screamed in terror.

But Liu Zimu didn't stop.

He stepped forward, cupped Choi Sulli's face in his hands, and smiled smugly: "Choi Jin-ri, it's nice to meet you. You look great!"

Choi Sulli's eyes widened in terror as she tried to back away, her eyes brimming with tears.

But Liu Zimu's hand was very strong.

And his eyes looked so strange.

He's so sincere, so sincere that he doesn't seem like a psychopath.

It's like seeing a long-lost acquaintance, with a feeling of heartache and pity.

Choi Sulli saw the man sniffle, his eyes suddenly welled up with tears, and his voice trembled slightly.

Is he about to cry?

"Don't cry! Don't worry, in my dream, I'll reluctantly protect you and stand by your side."

Choi Sulli's screams stopped, and her tears lessened. She just looked at him, opened her mouth, and said, "Liu Zimu? You..."

The others realized what was happening.

Liu Zimu was pinned to the ground, still muttering, "Cui Zhenli, in your dreams, you should live freely. There's nothing you can't figure out."

Choi Sulli watched as his head was pressed to the ground, yet he was still laughing unrestrainedly.

She has met many fans.

Some screamed, some cried, and some rushed up to ask for autographs.

But no one had ever looked at her like that.

It was all overflowing sadness and tenderness.

Is he feeling sorry for himself?

As Liu Zimu was being taken away, he was still waving at her with a smile on his face: "The dream is over, so I'm leaving. Don't be afraid, there are still many, many people who love you."

Choi Sulli's expression suddenly became somewhat complicated.

Her agent and assistant rushed over and surrounded her, asking if she was alright.

She just shook her head, her eyes still fixed on the direction Liu Zimu was being dragged away.

"Is he... insane?" she asked in a low voice.

Liu Zimu fainted again on the way to being taken away by the police.

When I woke up, I was in the interrogation room.

But when the dream ended and the memories were fully integrated, he realized that he had really traveled through time.

The first thing he did after time-traveling was to pat Choi Sulli's butt on the set, in front of the cameras and staff.

How should Peninsula judge a case of sexual harassment of a female celebrity?

The original owner didn't know, and neither did he!

He tried to activate his cheat ability, because that's how it's written in time-travel novels.

As time travelers, they all have cheat codes.

He glanced at the police officer who was looking at him with disdain, and silently wondered: System? Panel? Old man?

Unfortunately, nothing happened.

He tried it many more times.

System! System Bro?

There was still no reaction.

I broke out in a cold sweat instantly.

If no one saves him, he'll really be seen as a psychopath.

This will become a typical case of "losing face abroad" on the Chinese internet.

His life as a corporate slave finally got a miraculous start with time travel, but he ruined it with his own hands.

"Liu Zimu, you've really become a disgrace..." he muttered.

"You're definitely a scumbag!" The police officer was speechless after hearing this. "If this gets out of hand, we'll contact the Chinese Embassy!"

Liu Zimu covered his face and let out a muffled wail: "It's really over."

The police officer wrote something in his notebook and asked again, "I still want to know, why did you pat Sulli's butt? You anti-fans are really crazy. Although Sulli isn't doing well online, that's not a reason for you to attack her."

Liu Zimu opened his mouth.

Saying I'm not an anti? Do you think I'm dreaming? Are you getting a little cocky?

Or am I a time traveler? Am I getting agitated because I know she's going to die?

"I..." He took a deep breath, "I'm mentally ill."

The police officer's gaze shifted from "suspicion that he's a pervert" to "confirmation that he's mentally ill."

Are you out of your mind?

"Yes! It's intermittent," Liu Zimu said, somewhat resignedly making up a story. "Sometimes I suddenly feel like I'm dreaming, and then I do some... unusual things. The doctor said I need to take my medication on time, but I forgot to take it today."

The police officer paused for five seconds, then wrote another line in his notebook: [Suspected mental illness...]

At that moment, there was a knock on the interrogation room door.

A young policeman walked in: "Senior, and Mr. Liu Zimu, Ms. Choi Sulli's lawyer has arrived. They say SM Entertainment has decided to sue you."

Liu Zimu panicked immediately: "Speaking of civility (I) and promoting new customs (grass)! Are you serious?"

His body stiffened; he was terrified.

A voice came to mind:

【bite--!】

[Host's emotional fluctuations have reached a threshold; random reward system activated.]

[First-time activation reward: Choi Sulli (real name Choi Jin-ri) activates her past life memories.]