Peninsula: These female celebrities are all so neurotic.

Liu Zimu had cursed the system a hundred times over in his mind about being a personal assistant!

The feeling of happiness that Choi Sulli left him last night still lingered on his arm, but that woman left in the nanny van at seven o'clock this morning.

He thought Choi Sulli was a crazy woman, a cute crazy woman.

But now he finds Choi Sulli pleasing to the eye no matter what.

He came to SM Entertainment hoping to see Bae Joo-hyun.

Life slapped him hard in the face, and then the nightmare began.

Brother Tongzi, you bastard!

Do you know the pain of a white moonlight turning into a black moon?

Is Bae Joo-hyun human?

The Creator put a lot of effort into creating her, but was she replaced by a demon king when he was enlightening her?

That's terrifying!

When he got back, Bae Joo-hyun and the others had already changed their clothes and started dancing.

Everything looks perfectly normal.

He carefully placed the coffee down.

"Liu Zimu-xi." Bae Joo-hyun and the others ignored her and, after finishing the dance, asked in an official tone, "Have you looked at the afternoon's schedule?"

"I saw it." Liu Zimu nodded blankly.

"Then you go and get ready. We need to leave an hour early."

"I see."

He wisely left the practice room.

I walked to the end of the corridor, leaned against the wall, and took out my phone.

The screen displayed a message just sent by Sulli: "Oppa, shall I bite you again tonight?"

This news finally eased his tense nerves a little.

Sulli is a truly insane woman, but real madness is easier to deal with than feigned madness.

You never know what a person pretending to be crazy will do next.

He was lost in thought when the practice room door opened.

Bae Joo-hyun came out first.

They were the only two people left in the corridor.

She glanced at him and started walking towards him.

Liu Zimu's back began to sweat.

It feels like when you were a kid and you were passing a love letter to your teacher, who caught you and then came charging at you in her high heels.

You know she's going to yell at you, but you don't know where she's going to start. That feeling of unease is the worst.

Anyway, I'm not going to yell in anger, I'll never yell in my life.

Seeing Bae Joo-hyun approach, he decided to strike first.

I have to teach her a lesson! I can't let myself look so cowardly!

He slid in and nearly fell to his knees: "Noona."

Bae Joo-hyun's lips slowly curled up: "Didn't you say you wouldn't call me that? It sounds pretty natural now."

"Isn't that what you requested?"

"You'll call her that just because I tell you to?" She tilted her head and glanced at him, a chilling smile in her eyes. "Then I'll tell you to break up with Choi Sulli, will you listen?"

He wanted to protest: "This is impossible..."

"Did you bring everything?" she scoffed, then changed the subject.

"I brought everything."

"Let me check," she said, starting to rummage through his backpack as naturally as if she were looking through her own bag.

Liu Zimu tried to stop her, but Bae Joo-hyun had already unzipped her pants with practiced ease, showing no sign of offense.

She certainly didn't feel offended, because she was the one who was offended.

"Alright, that's fine." Bae Joo-hyun zipped up her jacket and then casually straightened Liu Zimu's collar. "Remember to bring me a jacket this afternoon, I might get cold."

"Yes, Nuna." He seemed to have been tamed.

It's as if whatever the master says goes, leaving no room for resistance.

Bae Joo-hyun was very satisfied and began to tidy her hair, taking it out of her collar with slow and elegant movements.

After she finished, she glanced at him, her smile widening.

"You seem afraid of me?"

"I didn't." You're crazy, how could I not be afraid? I've started using a strategy of retreating to advance.

Your hands are shaking.

Liu Zimu looked down at his hands, and they were indeed trembling.

Bae Joo-hyun approached, tiptoed, and whispered in his ear.

Her breath was hot, carrying a faint scent of mouthwash: "Liu Zimu, the more you act like this, the more I want to tease you."

The sound was so soft that only the two of them could hear it.

Then she stepped back, smiling, and left.

Before returning to the practice room, she glanced back at him and said, "By the way, the game has only just begun."

Liu Zimu leaned against the wall, his legs feeling a little weak.

This woman is really abnormal, a million times more so than her yandere persona suggests.

It's such a pity about my beloved Pei Baicai!

Bae Joo-hyun was perfectly normal for the rest of the morning.

She practiced with her teammates in the practice room. The five of them lined up in front of the mirror and danced to the new album.

The music was loud, the movements were synchronized, and the dance was very cool.

When Bae Joo-hyun makes a small mistake, she smiles shyly, and she looks quite pretty when she does.

Kang Seulgi helped her correct her movements. The two looked at each other in the mirror, and Bae Joo-hyun nodded obediently before continuing to practice.

This is just a typical day in the life of a popular girl group.

Liu Zimu waited outside the practice room, feeling as if what had happened was a dream.

He convinced himself: it must be an illusion.

Bae Joo-hyun is a normal person.

I am the one with the problem.

definitely is.

"Zi Mu Oppa." Son Seungwan pushed open the door to get water during practice and greeted him casually.

"Sun Chengwan-xi," Liu Zimu replied politely.

"Are you really Sulli's boyfriend?" she asked, tilting her head to look at him as she drank her water.

"Yes, you could say that." Liu Zimu nodded.

Then he saw Bae Joo-hyun appear at the door, smile at him, and then shrink back inside.

Oh shit!

She's not a normal person at all!

I'm going to die! I'm going to die!

Seeing that he was no longer needed, he decided to stay away from this crazy woman.

There is a rest area next to the practice room at SM Entertainment.

He sat down in a chair and watched the movie, the Chinese voice coming from his phone, though it sounded a bit distant.

This is what normal life for cattle and horses should be like!

You can't slack off when it's time to relax!

"Ah ni a sai yo." A Korean phrase with a Northeastern accent.

Liu Zimu turned around.

A little girl stood in front of him.

She was without makeup, wearing a pink baseball jacket, her hair tied in a ponytail, and holding a lunchbox in her hand.

She was about fifteen or sixteen years old, and the baby fat on her face hadn't completely disappeared.

"Hello, are you Chinese?" This time she used Mandarin.

"Yes, I am." Liu Zimu was taken aback. "You are too?"

"Yes! I'm Ningning, from Heilongjiang." The little girl smiled, revealing two small tiger teeth.

Ningning? I don't remember her much, but at least I've met a normal person.

Everyone back home is fine.

"Are you a trainee?" Liu Zimu asked.

Ningning nodded vigorously: "Yes! Are you waiting for a friend?"

"At work." Liu Zimu pointed to his temporary employee badge. "What manager assistant? I'm clearly Red Velvet's babysitter."

Ningning's eyes widened even more: "Wow, you're actually Bae Joo-hyun's manager and assistant? That's amazing! I'm always too intimidated to speak when I run into them at the company; they have such a strong presence."

"Don't even mention it, it's all tears when I think about it," Liu Zimu waved his hand.

Ningning switched the lunchbox to her other hand, still a little curious: "How long have you been with the company? I've never seen you before?"

"Today is the first day."

"No wonder." Ningning nodded. "You're so lucky to see your seniors every day."

"Great my foot!" he complained at first, then, finding it pointless to complain to a little girl, he casually asked, "Is your practice tough?"

Ningning handed over a chocolate and frankly said, "I'm so tired! I'm exhausted like a dog every day. When I get scolded by the teacher in dance class, I feel like I'm a complete waste."

Just then, another pretty little girl arrived: "Ningning? Who are you chatting with? I asked you to get a lunchbox, but you haven't come back yet."

Ningning paused for a moment, then turned around and smiled, "Jimin unnie, this is Liu Zimu oppa, he's from my hometown, and he's currently working as a personal assistant for Bae Joo-hyun and the others."

Liu Zhimin paused for a moment, looked at Liu Zimu, and greeted him.