Douluo Dragon King: The Twin Dragons of Time and Space, Mistaken for Dragon God
Chapter 1: I've succeeded, Daoist Master! The broken system really didn't lie to me.
Douluo Continent, Shrek City Spirit Tower Headquarters.
Chu Nan, with a lollipop in his mouth, stood in the awakening line, his heart filled with mixed feelings.
Time travel sounds wonderful, but being reborn as an orphan is a bit of a loss. Being reborn as an orphan and then transmigrating into the script of "Legend of the Dragon King"—that's not just a loss, it's a huge loss.
This is the most chaotic era in the entire Douluo Continent! The Spirit Pagoda and Shrek Academy are locked in a fierce struggle, the Federal Government is trying to smooth things over, and there are also Soul Beasts, the Abyss, the Holy Spirit Cult... Any one of them could make this little slut die in countless ways.
He took a sip of his lollipop, his eyes squinting from the sweetness. Oh well, what's done is done. Let's see if this Martial Soul Awakening brings us a Smoke King prize.
"Next."
Chu Nan took a step forward, candy dangling from his mouth, and heard the little boy in front of him, who had just awakened his martial spirit, excitedly shout, "My martial spirit is an electric baton!"
Old Zhou, the spirit master in charge of the awakening, nodded expressionlessly: "Not bad. You can work for the Federal Power Grid in the future. You'll have five social insurances and one housing fund, and meals and accommodation will be provided."
The little boy: "..."
Chu Nan: "..."
Chu Nan nearly crushed the lollipop in his mouth. Seriously, this career guidance is way too advanced! If it goes like this, does awakening a hammer mean you have to work on a construction site? Does awakening a kitchen knife mean you have to go to New Oriental?
He was getting into his rant when suddenly a "ding" sounded in his head.
"Host detected, mail service system loading..."
"Holy crap, here it comes! As expected, the cheat code may be late, but it will never be absent."
"Loading complete. Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Time Dragon Martial Soul (Playable Version) and Space Dragon Martial Soul (Playable Version)."
Friendly reminder: Due to the limited functionality of this system, this system is a one-time distribution. Please explore any subsequent issues on your own; no after-sales support will be provided. Have a pleasant experience! Bye!
Chu Nan waited for three seconds, his mind completely blank. He waited another five seconds, but still nothing happened.
With a candy in his mouth, he roared inwardly, "That's it?! Where are the instructions? Where's customer service? What do you mean by 'figure it out yourself'? Did you sell this on Pinduoduo? Huh! Answer me!"
There was no response. That broken system is just like a developer who runs away with the goods and then closes down the company.
Chu Nan took a big swig of his lollipop and mentally gave the system a negative score.
…………
Finally, it was Chu Nan's turn.
Old Zhou was looking down at the moment, his soul-guided communicator hidden under the table, the screen lit up, displaying a post from the Spirit Pagoda's internal forum: "On how the new policies of the Eternal East Wind Tower Master made my hair turn white in a year."
Without even looking up, Zhou Chuanling continued swiping his fingers across the screen, saying dismissively, "Put your hand on the instrument, close your eyes, hurry up, I'm rushing to a meeting."
"What do you mean?" Chu Nan asked vaguely, shifting the lollipop to the left corner of his mouth and pressing the awakening device with his right hand.
"It's fine to tell you, it's just that ineffective meeting on 'How to Improve the Quality of Awakened Ones to Cope with Shrek Academy's Enrollment Competition'," Old Zhou sighed. "They hold it three times a month, four hours each time, and it's all just nonsense—"
Before he could finish speaking, the awakening device suddenly emitted a piercing electrical noise.
Old Zhou finally looked up and saw that the light in the instrument hadn't appeared—it wasn't dimmed, it was completely black. A line of red error code popped up on the screen:
"Em: Spatiotemporal parameter overflow, core module overload."
Old Zhou was stunned: "It crashed?"
He reached out and patted the device's casing. The pat caused the screen to flash wildly—like a disco strobe light. Then, the screen rapidly reversed its display: "The Big Bang and collapse, the extinction of soul beasts, skyscrapers reduced to reinforced concrete..."
Old Zhou was completely dumbfounded. He turned to check the main unit of the instrument, and in his frantic efforts, the soul-guided communicator fell to the ground with a "thud," its screen facing upwards. The last post was still lit up—"Shocking! Tower Master Qian Gu Dong Feng Suspected of Hair Transplant!"
Old Zhou's face turned green, and he hurriedly bent down to pick up the soul communication device on the ground—if the tower master saw this, he would have to pack his things and get out of here tomorrow.
In the midst of this chaos, Chu Nan's consciousness seemed to be suddenly pulled by something, and he "fell" into the mental world.
He "saw" two illusory figures. One on the left, flowing endlessly like a silver river. The other on the right, layered like a kaleidoscope, each scale reflecting distorted space.
Dragon of Time. Dragon of Space.
Although it's blurry and only a "playable version," its incredibly high-class design is undeniable.
Chu Nan's heart skipped a beat, and he almost choked on the lollipop in his mouth.
"Holy crap! That damn system that ran away... actually didn't lie to me? Haha! I've succeeded! Twin Martial Souls, and the Space-Time Twin Dragons at that! At this starting point, if Tang Wulin came, wouldn't he first offer him a cigarette and call him 'brother'? The Silver Dragon would kneel down and sing 'Conquer' upon seeing this."
Just as he was lost in his daydreams, chaos erupted outside.
…………
In the office of the Tower Master of the Spirit Pagoda, Qian Gu Dong Feng was holding a teacup and reading documents.
The next second, a vast and terrifying spatial fluctuation exploded from the direction of the awakening room, and the teacup in his hand shattered.
He suddenly stood up, his eyes blazing with a sharp light: "Such pure power! Heaven blesses my Spirit Pagoda! This child must belong to my Spirit Pagoda!"
Leng Yaozhu, inside the office, also sensed the fluctuation. Standing by the window, she looked towards the awakening room, a complex emotion flashing in her eyes: "Such powerful bloodline power... I wonder if it's a blessing or a curse."
…………
Shrek Academy, Sea God Pavilion.
Yun Ming was meditating when he suddenly frowned, opened his eyes, and looked in the direction of the Spirit Pagoda: "The spacetime fluctuations over there from the Spirit Pagoda are so domineering... How could such pure primordial power appear in an awakened child?"
Holy Spirit Douluo Ya Li walked in carrying tea. Upon hearing Yun Ming's words, she paused, "Brother Ming, you sensed it too?"
Yun Ming nodded, stood up, and said with a sharp look in his eyes, "Ya Li, let's go take a look. If he is of good character, Shrek Academy cannot afford to miss him."
…………
Awakening Room of the Spirit Pagoda.
Qian Gu Dong Feng and Leng Yao Zhu arrived almost one after the other.
The moment Qian Gu Dongfeng entered, his eyes locked onto Chu Nan—the little boy standing next to the wrecked equipment, a lollipop dangling from his mouth. He plastered a smile on his face, his enthusiasm bordering on a sales pitch: "Kid, what's your name? Don't be afraid, I'm the master of the Spirit Pagoda."
Leng Yaozhu stood aside, not in a hurry to speak, but quietly observed Chu Nan's reaction.
On the other side, Old Zhou huddled in a corner, trembling.
Chu Nan was being stared at by two powerful figures at the Title Douluo level, and he was incredibly flustered. He took a bite of his lollipop, his inner monologue already flooding the screen:
"Qian Gu Dong Feng personally came to poach people? Oh no, this is going to be child labor! This old man looks enthusiastic, but he's not a kind guy in the original story. Working for him will probably mean starting at 996..."
He subconsciously took half a step back, the lollipop stick sticking up high at the corner of his mouth.
Meanwhile, in the core area of the Star Dou Great Forest.
As Xiong Jun sensed the aura emanating from afar, he muttered, "This aura is so strong, even stronger than the Lord's."
"Shut up, Xiong Jun." Di Tian's voice fell coldly.
Xiong Jun shrank his neck and immediately turned his head away from Di Tian.
Di Tian looked toward Shrek City, his brows furrowing slightly. "This aura is unprecedented. I must report to the Lord... But how should I put it? 'Lord, there is a wild dragon descendant outside.'"
He took a deep breath, turned and disappeared into the forest.
At the bottom of the Lake of Life, Gu Yuena lay in a deep sleep, unconsciously whispering:
"Such a powerful bloodline aura... Could it be the Dragon God...?"
After saying that, the lake bottom returned to silence.
…………
In the Awakening Room, Chu Nan was sandwiched between two big shots. To his left was Qian Gu Dongfeng's passionate gaze, and to his right was Leng Yaozhu's scrutinizing look.
He switched the lollipop from his left hand to his right, weakly raised his finger towards the smoking machine, and asked indistinctly:
"Um... the instrument is broken... do I need to pay for it?"
The Eternal East Wind: "..."
Leng Yaozhu...
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