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Chapter 88 Donas's Diversionary Tactic
Chapter 88 Donas's Diversionary Tactic
Most animals simply couldn't understand what Donas was saying.
Because of insufficient intelligence.
They thought Marshal Donas was just spouting her usual random chatter again...
Only the mountain donkey, wild horse, and fancy rat roughly grasped the essence of the speech. The mountain donkey was too large to leave the nature reserve; the wild horse was in a similar situation and couldn't climb over the several-meter-high fence; the fancy rat was timid and dared not go to the school where humans gathered.
You should know:
Fancy mice can be any brightly colored.
Only those with raw hides or pure white fur can survive!
The original skin is a big black rat, which everyone hates.
White-skinned laboratory mice are used as experimental subjects in medical schools.
Seeing that her group of animals was as cowardly as ever, Donas sighed helplessly, thinking to herself, "They're all hopeless." In the end, she decided to continue to lead from the front as before.
Sit on the back of the steppe eagle.
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
Two whistles blew, and Donas set off alone. Alone, she resembled a general galloping across the battlefield, leaving everyone else in the dust.
At the same time
Huang Musong and Duoluo walked from the school cafeteria to the fruit shop.
Having learned yesterday that Donas can control birds, there's no longer any need to study its routes in and out of the school. However, the "waiting for a rabbit to run into a tree stump" strategy still works; simply replace the "tree stump" with a fruit shop instead of the gap in the fence.
Donas's act of stealing fruit was not just to fill her stomach.
and so!
"It will definitely come again."
Huang Musong muttered to himself, trying to guess what Donas was thinking.
Doro raised her little paws and scooped up the cooled soy milk.
It's meant to make you want to take a sip and soothe your throat.
Qingcheng is located in the western part of the country, and its geographical environment is too dry.
After receiving care from Duoluo, Huang Musong finished his soy milk and went into the fruit shop, only to find that there was only one part-time college student on duty.
Shift work mode
The employee currently on duty is someone I didn't see yesterday.
The shop assistant looked dejected as he got up early to work his shift, wishing he could just lie down on the floor and catch up on sleep.
Doraemon is very good at taking care of others.
Seeing that the young man on duty looked particularly sleepy, Doro took long strides and eagerly went over to pick up an oh-runji and peel it open.
The white line was gently scraped off with the tip of the claw.
With a bright smile, she presented a whole Oh Runji.
"Here you go~"
"Hurry up and eat one..."
Doraemon wanted to continue, "Eat one of these Orunji pills, and you shouldn't feel sleepy anymore."
The other party's somewhat fierce and disdainful gaze frightened it into silence.
I didn't dare say the second half of the sentence.
Turning around and hiding next to someone (Huang Musong), Duoluo looked like a child who had made a mistake, unable to face the unfriendly-looking young man on duty.
It felt wronged.
Why did she get glared at for giving the peeled-off jerk a gift, even though it was a good intention?
so scary~
Hey bro, you can't hit me, can you...?
Noticing that Duoluo was trembling beside his legs, Huang Musong picked it up, rubbed and comforted it before putting it down.
Simultaneously
Huang Musong saw that the male on duty was dozing off like a chick pecking at rice.
So he suggested, "Go back to your dorm and sleep. I'm the Doro hunter Wang Yun hired; I'll cover your morning shift, and you'll still get paid."
Upon hearing these words,
The boy on duty suddenly had a glint in his eyes.
The speed at which I ran towards the dormitory was comparable to the 100-meter dash during a physical fitness test.
Only Huang Musong and Duoluo remained alone in the fruit shop.
Doro peeled an orange for him and brought it to his lips, his slightly furrowed brows showing he wasn't very happy.
"What's wrong?" Huang Musong asked with concern.
Doro shook his head, not wanting to speak, but couldn't help saying, "The {Doro Hunter} class is bad! Warrior, mage, support... those classes are all great. Can't people just not be {Doro Hunters}?"
It is a doro itself.
Doro's profession as a {Doro Hunter} makes him feel like he's being treated as prey.
Huang Musong suppressed a laugh, gently patted its little head, and explained, "{Doro Hunter} is a term I just came up with on the spot; there's no such profession in the world. What I mean is, we're going to catch Donas today, and she's a Doro just like you. So, for today, we'll only be {Doro Hunters}."
Yeah!
So that's how it is?
Doro scratched his head awkwardly, silently indicating that he had misunderstood, and turned around to begin patrolling the store entrance.
"Catch~, ah catch~, catch Donas..."
Walking in the bright sunshine, Doro hummed a little tune, using lyrics that came to mind on the spot to match ethnic nursery rhymes.
The base of the wall near the fruit shop
Donas stood in the shadows.
The clever angle is neither easily seen from the direction of the fruit shop, nor obstructs a clear view of a large area outside the fruit shop.
They are often targeted by college students who want to support them.
Donas is experienced and has learned to detect ambushes.
Wildcats and Border Collies ensure a safe retreat route at forks in the road.
The pure black mongrel it was feeding was the vanguard general of this battle.
"An appetizing radish!"
"Fried rice with egg!" "Half a grilled sausage!" "Green chicken leg (cucumber root)!"
"A refreshing and palate-cleansing cabbage!"
"Is the food okay, Blackie?"
While waiting for the black dog to finish its food, Donas tugged at the dog's tail, indicating which path to take to distract Doroe outside the fruit shop.
The black-haired mongrel swallowed the food in large gulps, grunted to indicate it understood, and then ran towards its target.
Today, Doraemon is as big as a husky.
Its height when standing upright completely towers over the black-haired mongrel.
The black-haired dog dared not attack Doraemon.
In order to complete the task, the black dog deliberately barked loudly, then rushed into the store and stole a box of fruit from the half-price section.
The goal is clear!
The black dog had been wanting to eat this for a long time.
After grabbing its loot, it ran off, deliberately bumping into Doraemon as it left. It continued its mad dash, while the black-haired dog glanced back a few times, casting a mocking look at Doraemon.
"If you're so capable, come and chase me!"
Doraemon understood that the black-haired dog seemed to be barking at him in a mocking tone.
When I was a homeless person, I was small and thin and afraid of dogs.
The situation is different now!
Faced with the provocation of a black dog that was thinner than himself, and witnessing the fruit in the store being stolen, Doro immediately summoned his hammer and gave chase.
"Stinky dog!"
"Give the fruit back..."
With its two short legs constantly tumbling around, Doraemon chased after it impatiently, not forgetting to turn on the location function of its smartwatch to prevent itself from getting lost.
Inside the store
As Huang Musong watched Duo Luo chase further and further away, he vaguely felt that the situation was definitely not that simple.
Even the most audacious stray dogs on campus wouldn't dare to openly steal fruit, would they?
Besides, dogs' favorite food isn't fruit.
The current scene is quite similar to the strategy of "luring the tiger away from the mountain".
as predicted!
Just as Huang Musong was pondering this,
Donas's question came from the shop entrance...
"Hey, do you still want that basket of rotten-looking O-Runji by the door?"
Following the sound, Huang Musong spotted Donas again, who resembled a smaller version of Doraemon.
"No, thank you. What's wrong? Is something the matter?"
To keep a distance of a few meters and avoid alerting the enemy, Huang Musong first struck up a conversation.
"If you don't want it, can I take it?"
As she spoke, Donas pointed to a basket of rather fresh oranges, making a gesture as if she was about to move them away.
It deliberately portrayed the good oranges as being about to rot.
First try diplomacy, then resort to force!
I learned this trick when I was caught by college students and kept as a pet in their dorm rooms.
Furthermore, by deliberately playing the victim,
"I haven't eaten anything in ages."
Donas uses her acting skills to gain sympathy...
Humans, as advanced animals, have a basic intelligence far higher than that of doro.
Moreover, someone like Huang Musong, who already possesses exceptionally rich experience in raising Doro and Dorothy and is well-versed in Doro's habits!
He didn't believe Donas hadn't eaten in a long time.
The so-called long time,
Does that mean 5 minutes ago?
After only a brief internal joke, Huang Musong maintained his smile and deliberately refused, saying, "You're not allowed to take that basket of oranges."
"Can you sell it to me for a lower price? I..." Donas narrowed her eyes, and after asking the first half of the question, her expression suddenly became full of scheming.
Not selling cheap? Don't blame me for stealing it!
This is the latter half of it, hidden at the back of the throat.
But it didn't expect...
Huang Musong casually interjected, saying, "The refrigerated display case has the freshest O-Runji. These are free for you; take them home and eat them. Spoiled O-Runji will easily rot, and eating rotten O-Runji will make you sick. Poor little thing..."
Donas: "???"
A sudden, inexplicable stirring.
It softens the lungs and internal organs like aged vinegar.
Suddenly, Donas felt her eyes sting, not understanding why!
When it was caught, it was put into a college student dormitory, where it taught itself a book called "The Thirty-Six Stratagems".
The book's military strategies and tactics captivated Donas.
He learned the basics of strategy and gradually learned how to use them, but he didn't understand the art of winning hearts and minds.
sincere!
Donas was completely defenseless against Huang Musong's unintentional display of seduction, leaving her unable to recover for several seconds.
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Donas staring blankly.
Huang Musong inwardly exclaimed, "What a great opportunity!"
He immediately pounced on it.
Unfortunately, Donas regained consciousness at the last moment before she was about to be captured.
"Whoosh"
Skillfully evade.
Donas's heart pounded, a mixture of nervousness and awe. She sighed inwardly, "Truly a succubus among humans! Even I, the Marshal, was momentarily captivated by her? The world is full of heroes, truly as numerous as the fish in the river..."
(End of this chapter)
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