My girlfriend is actually myself.

The identity theft plan failed before it even began.

In the past few days, they have been chatting enthusiastically with Airi Asakura on LINE and successfully extracted a lot of information about Ruri Tsukimiya, including the girl's blood type, which is A.

After purchasing simple testing equipment online, Shiraishi Saku checked the blood type of the girl's body. Like his boyish body, the girl's blood type was O. After all, it was a split body, so it would be strange if their blood types were different.

"We're doomed." Yukimiya Natsune lay on top of Shiraishi Saku, looking at the blood type test strip in front of her, and sighed.

"There's nothing to be ashamed of. If it were really like Tsukimiya Ruri, that would be too scary." Shiraishi Saku put away the test strip and threw it into the wastebasket.

The girl's split body, with the same DNA as a missing girl, is exactly the kind of element found in horror movies.

The replacement plan was just a product of wild imagination, and Shiraishi Saku never had any expectations for it from the beginning.

"But if I don't take his place, it'll be too much trouble to get an identity." Yukimiya Natsune leaned her entire weight on Shiraishi Saku's back, swaying unsteadily due to her unstable center of gravity.

The bra I bought a few days ago, along with its soft and bouncy inner lining, is pressing against Shiraishi Saku's back.

"Look on the bright side, not having a legal status now actually gives you more freedom." Shiraishi Saku let the girl cling to him affectionately.

This feeling of being close to yourself has a strange comfort, like when you curl up on the sofa hugging your own legs, a sense of peace and tranquility arises within you.

"That's true. If we get an identity, we'll need a guardian." Yukimiya Natsumi wrapped her arms around Shiraishi Saku's shoulders. "We don't have any guardians we can trust."

Despite her outstanding figure, she is still a typical young girl and cannot pretend to be an adult.

Even with this self-consolation, Shiraishi Saku still felt some regret; the substitution plan was the best way to give the girl's body an identity.

But the first step, blood type, is where we get stuck, because it's something that's recorded in the medical system.

No matter how you look at it, an O-type blood type cannot replace a girl with an A-type blood type. Moreover, Tsukimiya Ruri's mother is still alive. She can fool the government, but she can't fool her family.

After reviewing the plan one last time and confirming that there were no oversights, they sealed it away together.

Shiraishi Saku stood up; the girl had finished being considerate, and it was his turn to do it.

Yukimiya Natsune sat on the edge of the bed, while Shiraishi Saku lay down and rested his head on her lap.

The phone on the bedside table beeped. Yukimiya Natsune picked it up; it was a message from Asakura Airi.

In their efforts to gather information, their relationship with Airi Asakura progressed rapidly. This most beautiful girl in the class had already taken Yukimiya Natsune as a friend and frequently sent messages to the girl's body.

This time, the other person was showing off their newly learned makeup skills.

Yukimiya Natsune was replying to messages on her phone for a while when she heard her younger sister, Sakuraba Nene, calling from downstairs. She put down her phone and looked at Shiraishi Saku on her lap.

Shiraishi Saku took out the dice he was carrying with him.

Two bodies are ultimately different from left and right limbs; the biggest difference is that a body can act independently. Therefore, when faced with work, deciding which body to use becomes a difficult choice.

Dice became their method of judgment.

"I'll bet on the smaller one," said Yukimiya Natsune.

"I'm betting big," Shiraishi Saku said.

The die rolled twice on the bed sheet and rolled a 4.

Yukimiya Natsune put down her phone, got up and went downstairs to see what her sister wanted them to do.

Shiraishi Saku picked up his phone and continued chatting with Asakura Airi.

Shiraishi Saku only has one cell phone, and he's been chatting with Asakura Airi for almost half the time these days.

[LiLi: Doesn't Yukimiya wear makeup?]

[Snow: Too much trouble, too lazy to draw]

[LiLi: I can draw it for you!]

Shiraishi Saku paused, indicating that he wanted to meet in person.

With the replacement plan terminated, Airi Asakura was no longer of value, and Saku Shiraishi had no intention of advancing their relationship.

[Snow: Never mind]

[Riri: It's a bit of a shame. If Yukimiya's pretty face were to have some makeup on, it would definitely amaze all the boys.]

[Snow: I have no interest in that.]

There hadn't been any messages from the other end for a while, and Shiraishi Saku thought the conversation was over when the notification sound rang again.

[Lili: When I first met Yukimiya, she seemed like a friend I knew before. Now, she seems more like a classmate, in terms of personality.]

Because it's just one person.

[Riri: Does Yukimiya have a crush on a boy?]

Suddenly it switched to a relationship advice program?

[Riri: I really envy your kind of personality. He's like Yukimiya, so self-centered. Ah, that's a compliment. I can't do that at all. I only did makeup because my middle school classmates dragged me into it.]

Is this your reason for bothering me in class?

Saku Shiraishi is considering whether to stage a character's persona collapsing.

[LiLi: I feel like you guys are all people who can go to the movies alone]

You're right, but now you don't have to be alone anymore; it's dual self.

[LiLi: I invited him to karaoke last time, and looking back, it was a complete disaster. What kind of invitations does Yukimiya like to receive? Can I get some suggestions? Please!]

Looking at his phone screen, Shiraishi Saku rubbed his forehead.

This guy actually asked me how to win over myself?

You're just copying the answer key, right?

Shiraishi Saku thought for a moment and typed a reply.

[Snow: I don't like receiving invitations from strangers]

[LiLi: Are classmates strangers?!]

[Snow: I don't like receiving invitations from people I'm not interested in]

[LiLi: My heart is aching, there's no need to explain this!]

Yukimiya Natsune carried a plate of strawberries back to the bedroom from downstairs. Shiraishi Saku looked up, and the girl naturally sat in front of him, placing her thighs behind the boy's head.

Picking up a strawberry, Yukimiya Natsune took a bite of the front half and fed the back half to Shiraishi Saku.

She likes sweets, while Shiraishi Saku doesn't, so they can divide the food perfectly.

Saku Shiraishi is focused on dealing with Airi Asakura on LINE.

[Riri: Does Yukimiya care about rumors? I think there are some bad rumors about me in class, and I'm wondering if that's why he doesn't want to talk to me.]

[Snow: I don't care, I'm just not interested in you]

[LiLi: I already said there's no need to explain! T^T]

The class's number one beauty is quite fun.

[LiLi: Is there really no way at all?]

[Snow: If you just want to get him to go out, you can lure him in with someone he's interested in.]

[Lili: Oh, I see]

After another period of silence, Airi Asakura sent a message.

[LiLi: Is Yukimiya free lately?]

What are you trying to do?! Are you using me to seduce yourself?!

After careful consideration, Shiraishi Shuo realized that he really couldn't resist this temptation.

[LiLi: Ah, it's a date we made just for each other. We can go shopping.]

It turns out it wasn't a tragic story of introducing a friend to a guy she liked.

[Snow: I don't want to go out]

After feeding the last half of the strawberry to Yukimiya Natsune, she wiped the juice off her fingers on Shiraishi Saku's lips and carried the empty plate downstairs.

……

Inside the villa, Asakura Airi, wearing a housework apron, looked at the message "Don't want to go out" on her phone, then scrolled up the chat history, staring at the message "Don't like receiving invitations from people who aren't interested" for a while, before letting out a sob.

Not only are their personalities similar, but they also refuse each other's invitations with the same decisiveness!

She cheered herself up, the more similar Yukimiya and Shiraishi were, the better, so that if she could win over Yukimiya, she could win over Shiraishi!

She recalled how she met Yukimiya Natsune and felt it was somewhat dramatic.

At first, she just wanted to get to know the girl who had helped her and looked exactly like Miss Tsukimiya. Now, after discovering that Yukimiya and Shiraishi Saku were very similar, she became interested not only in Yukimiya but also in exploring Shiraishi Saku through Yukimiya.

"Airi, don't be lazy! Madam will be back soon!"

The mother patted Airi Asakura on the back.

"Okay." Airi Asakura put away her phone, picked up a rag, and continued wiping the table.

A picture frame sat on the corner of the table. Airi Asakura picked up the wooden frame, took out a small duster from the pocket of her housekeeping apron, and carefully wiped the dust off the frame.

Beneath the glass of the photo frame was a picture of Tsukimiya Ruri, a girl with black hair and black eyes, standing expressionless in a light blue sailor uniform in front of the school gate.

This is a school entrance photo, a very popular type of photo in Japan.

After looking at the photo for a while, Airi Asakura exclaimed, "It really looks like him."