Douluo Continent: Little Huo Niang Taken Away by Di Tian

As soon as the Sea God's Fate Blind Date Event ended, Bei Bei and Tang Ya were instantly surrounded by Shrek Academy's famous "attraction".

The two held hands tightly, their smiles as bright as blooming flowers, silently enduring the barrage of well wishes from their friends.

"The gift has to be substantial! I'll get you a set of Soul Guide Fireworks, and the designs will be based on your images!" He Caitou patted his chest and guaranteed.

"It has to be super big! Ideally, the whole of Shrek City should be able to see it!" Wu Feng waved his fist.

"The colors should be vibrant and colorful, a riot of hues!" Ning Tian added.

"Just watching fireworks isn't enough! I suggest giving each guest a high-definition copy of your wedding photos," Xiao Xiao added.

"We could use a Soul Guide Light Screen! That's popular in the Sun Moon Empire. You can play it on a loop!" Huo Yutong suggested professionally.

"Yay! Everyone come and help out!" Tang Ya exclaimed happily.

"Groomsmen and bridesmaids, don't run away!" Beibei smiled happily.

Just then, Tang Ya's gossip radar suddenly went off: "Speaking of which, when are Teacher Bi Ling and Teacher Zi Yan having their wedding banquet?"

Huo Yutong smiled mysteriously: "Actually... they married Uncle a long time ago."

"When did this happen? How come I didn't know!" Everyone was so shocked that their jaws dropped to the floor.

"A long time ago, you'll find out later~" Huo Yutong skillfully killed the conversation.

In the sea of ​​ideas, the onlookers are already in position.

Tianmeng: "Is it my fault? I should have noted 'married' when I assigned them their identities."

Hyotei: "You have the nerve to say that? If only you had increased your age by a few years back then..."

Crescent Moon: "Um, Lady Biji and Lady Ziji are portrayed as elite Soul Masters, currently in their golden cultivation period. Who would get married at this crucial juncture?"

Xie Lin: "After all, getting pregnant will delay your cultivation, we soul beasts all understand that."

Electrolux: "Speaking of which, I need to have Yu Tong borrow a few more books from the Sea God Pavilion's library..."

Tianmeng: "By the way, isn't Di Qiu still a minor?"

Hyotei: "She's 15,000 years old, okay?!"

Crescent Moon: "She's the only heir of the Emperor Beast Clan, there's no benchmark for comparison."

Xie Lin: "Senior Di Tian said it himself: 'Qiu'er is still young, only fifteen thousand years old, she's still a child.'"

Electrox: "Beasts have long lifespans that cannot be measured by human standards."

Tianmeng (smugly): "In short, although I'm not a million years old, I'm definitely the oldest person here!"

Ice Emperor: "Get lost. Cultivation level is not the same as age. Di Tian and Xue'er are special cases."

Xie Lin: "Although I am my father's youngest daughter, my cultivation level is not the lowest."

Electrolux: "Human geniuses are even more monstrous; it's not uncommon for them to be awarded titles before the age of thirty."

After a period of academic discussion.

Tianmeng suddenly changed her tone: "Alright, alright, discussion is fine, but which book are we going to discuss tonight?"

Everyone: "...This turn of events was too fast!"

Hyotei ruthlessly retorted, "Your brain circuits are as flexible as your waist—completely inflexible."

Tianmeng leaned closer: "Bingbing, do you want to touch it?"

Hyotei slapped her face away: "Get away from me!"

Crescent Moon raised her hand: "Don't choose the detective story! Last time Tianmeng was the detective, she led us all astray."

Xie Lin added, "Anything you guess is definitely wrong. The process of elimination works quite well, though."

Electrox laughed and said, "As the culprit last time, I am quite satisfied. If it weren't for the rules, you would have been wiped out."

Ever since Meng Hongchen invited Huo Yutong and the others to play a murder mystery game, Tianmeng from the Sea of ​​Spirit expressed that she wanted to play too, so Huo Yutong bought them several scripts.

That was a few days ago, during a murder mystery game:

Huo Yutong had just sent the manuscript of "Mystery of a Wealthy Family" into the Sea of ​​Spirituality when Tianmeng snatched the "detective" identity.

During the evidence collection process, Tianmeng stared at the clue card with a furrowed brow, then suddenly slammed her hand on the table and stood up: "I know! The murderer must be the steamed bun vendor by the door!"

Hyotei sneered: "The clue card says 'The deceased was clutching half a theater ticket.'"

"Yeah, the movie ticket has the guy from the steamed bun shop on it!" Tianmeng said confidently.

During the post-mortem analysis, the real culprit, Electrolux, smiled like a mastermind, while Tianmeng successfully imprisoned Hyotei, Crescent Moon, and Evil Forest.

If the script hadn't stipulated that the murderer couldn't commit serial crimes, the scene would probably be littered with corpses by now.

While they were still joking around, Tang Ya caught Huo Yutong.

"Yutong, what about you? Who's your crush?"

Huo Yutong blushed and whispered, "It's Uncle... I've always wanted to marry him, my sisters all know that."

The air suddenly became quiet.

The smiles on Tang Ya, Wu Feng, and Bei Bei's faces froze instantly, as if they had heard some incredible secret.

"Cough cough cough! Yu, Yu Tong, what did you just say?" Bei Bei stared wide-eyed in disbelief.

Tang Ya froze, her mouth agape, wide enough to fit a duck egg. Her grip on Bei Bei tightened instantly, her nails digging almost into Bei Bei's flesh. "Wait… who did you say you wanted to marry? Uncle? Which uncle? Do we know each other?"

Wu Feng reacted the fastest, though she also looked utterly shocked, muttering, "Oh no, oh no, what if this turns into a dramatic ethical drama..."

Seeing the three men's petrified expressions, Huo Yutong blinked innocently, a blush spreading from her cheeks to her ears, but she still nodded firmly: "It's the uncle you're thinking of..."

Before she could finish speaking, Beibei finally found her voice, looking as if her worldview had collapsed: "Yutong! Isn't the age gap between you two a bit too big?!"

Tang Ya suddenly covered Bei Bei's mouth and said to Huo Yutong, "Um... Yutong, although... but, we still need to be careful about these things."

Huo Yutong said firmly, "I don't mind the age gap at all! Besides, Uncle is quite different from Sister Biling and Sister Ziyan, and they're doing just fine."

Tianmeng complained, "Hey, what's so strange about that? That guy Di Tian just likes young girls. Biji, Ziji, and Yutong combined aren't even half his age."

Xie Linyou added, "My dad does the same. He still sneaks peeks at the young and pretty girls in the clan, calling it 'observing the potential of the new generation.'"

Ning Tian sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation: "We tried to persuade her back in the Sun Moon Empire, but Yu Tong... oh no, once she gets stubborn, not even ten oxen could pull her back."

Xiao Xiao said helplessly, "This is Yu Tong's first love, she's had a crush on him for so many years! She said her heart has long been occupied by him..."

He Caitou analyzed in a serious tone: "From the perspective of the lifespan theory of Soul Masters, with that senior's cultivation level, he could definitely enable Yu Tong to achieve the goal of 'growing old together'."

Later, when everyone finally learned the true identity of that "uncle," the entire place fell into a deathly silence.

After a moment, everyone felt relieved:

"Ugh, you should have said so earlier! A difference of several decades is indeed problematic, but a difference of millions of years... how does that suddenly make sense?"