Konoha: I, Naruto, will eat the Forest-Forest Fruit!

"Literal meaning."

Naruto rested his chin on his hand, watching the 'busy' tornado with its cheeks bulging.

Seeing her suddenly stop and almost choke, I couldn't help but laugh.

However, the laughter took on a different meaning when it reached Tornado's ears.

She swallowed the food in her mouth forcefully.

He glared at Naruto.

Damn it... can't tell right from wrong... too bad it can talk!

Tornado felt that she was angrier today than she had been in all her previous days combined.

"You're the one who knows how to talk!"

"You're the one who can't tell front from back!"

"Stinky...uh?"

The tornado was just about to unleash its power.

But Naruto intended to cast a spell on it.

Tornado stared blankly as he looked down.

Naruto was pinching her chubby cheeks.

Instantly, a strange feeling arose.

Tornado was surprised to find that she didn't seem to dislike it...

It's an illusion, it must be an illusion!

This despicable man in front of me must be setting a trap for me, leading me step by step into it, and then mocking me mercilessly in the end!

hiss--

Tornado took a deep breath.

Close your eyes, calm yourself down, and then try to make yourself angry.

But when she opened her eyes, she saw Naruto holding a tissue, wiping the grease from the corner of her mouth.

hum-

The tornado's brain went blank.

After a while, Tornado looked at Naruto warily.

He really is a lecherous scoundrel!

He's just after my good looks!

"Don't get me wrong, I just really like cute little gadgets."

Tornado: "..."

It seems that this fateful battle is inevitable.

Die!

The tornado thought it was baring its fangs and brandishing its claws.

In Naruto's eyes, it was just like a young girl being coquettish.

It has zero lethality and an extremely high cuteness index.

clatter--

"Ouch~"

Tornado covered her forehead, her eyes instantly turning red.

Naruto couldn't resist flicking her forehead.

So cute, if I punched her, she'd probably cry for a long time, right?

"I'm so angry!"

Dragon Tornado let out a sharp shout.

He immediately pounced on it.

A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!

I'm a fearsome tornado!

The second-ranked S-class hero in the Hero Association!

However, it is clear that the tornado did not use telekinesis.

Without the aid of superpowers.

She's actually just like any other girl.

Moreover, Naruto's body at this moment.

Even when the furious tornado used its mouth, it couldn't make Naruto feel any pain.

Of course, if you concentrate, you can still feel it.

But that was pain.

Other senses remain sharp.

For example, after the tornado loosened, Naruto grabbed the back of the tornado's clothes and lifted it up.

Then, deliberately showing a disgusted expression, he wiped away the drool that the tornado had dripped down.

"Actually, a normal adult secretes about one liter of saliva every day."

"As for you, you probably won't even reach one liter, since you're a 'minor'."

Tornado: "..."

I really wanted to give him another bite, what a nasty guy!

However, seeing Naruto's serious expression after he stopped joking, she decided to listen to what Naruto had to say first.

"The functions of saliva are twofold. First, it protects our oral cavity. Second, the main component of saliva is salivary amylase, a digestive enzyme."

"It can break down bacteria in the mouth, keeping your mouth healthy."

"Digestive enzymes are colorless and odorless when they are not exposed to air, but once they are exposed to air and dry..."

As he spoke, Naruto raised his arm, where the tornado's teeth marks were still visible.

Under the bewildered and curious gaze of the tornado.

Naruto's lips curled slightly. "It will emit a smell, the smell of hunger after bacteria have decomposed it."

"It smells bad."

Finally, the tornado realized what was happening.

He was so angry that his whole body trembled.

However, after being angered so many times, she has become somewhat immune to it.

I simply pretended I hadn't heard anything and focused on eating.

Seeing this, Naruto stopped teasing the other person.

Feeling that it was about time, Naruto stood up.

The tornado looked up.

Just then, Naruto reached out his hand.

She didn't move away, she just closed her eyes.

Then I felt a familiar sensation in my head.

Naruto patted her head and chuckled, "Alright, little one, you stay home and wait for your parents to come back. I'm going home now."

Having said that, without giving the tornado time to react, it flew straight out of the window.

creak-

The door was pushed open.

Fubuki only saw a figure go out of the window from behind.

Then, my attention was drawn to the tornado.

She quickly jogged over.

Looking at the table full of food, still steaming hot.

Clearly, this isn't takeout or anything like that.

Fubuki was naturally happy to see that her older sister was finally eating properly.

But then I thought about the back view I saw when I pushed the door open and came in.

That man... could he be the new S-class hero... and Naruto Uzumaki, who played a crucial role in the Super Dragon-level disaster in City A?!

Wait... about my sister's behavior... and this whole table of food.

wrong!!!

Fubuki's pupils suddenly contracted.

Looking at her from the side, she could see that Long Juan's face was getting hotter at a visible speed.

If you look closely, you can even see the water droplets remaining on the tornado hair.

ha? !

What...when...how could this be...?

In an instant, a... twisted and complicated love story unfolded in Fubuki's little head.

Something's wrong! Sister, something's really wrong with you!

"hateful..."

Hearing the tornado's teeth-gritting voice.

Fubuki shuddered and quickly got up to say goodbye.

She wasn't afraid of her angry older sister.

I'm just worried that if I suddenly come back... Yes, I just got back and the other person left, they must have noticed my presence.

"No! We can't just pretend we don't know. Things have gotten this far; we should be even more vigilant for our sister!"

Thinking of this, Fubuki quickly walked towards the door.

However, it's clear that she was overthinking it.

Naruto was completely oblivious to what was happening outside.

They only sensed a faint divine power in the sky above the Earth.

After teasing the arrogant little tornado, he planned to go up and take a look.

If he can find and absorb it, the limitations imposed on him by this universe will only become smaller and smaller.

Now let's talk about tornadoes.

After realizing that Fubuki had left, he nervously patted his chest.

"Hmph~"

"Next time we meet... you're in big trouble!"

As she said this, Tornado couldn't suppress the corners of her mouth, but she still put on an angry look on her face.

Immediately afterwards, he turned his grief and anger into a hunger.

......

The next day.

"Saitama-sensei's ranking has risen to seventh in Class B."

"I've also risen to 14th place... but, teacher, even though we've explained to headquarters, they're still keeping you at Rank B..."

Genos was washing the dishes when he couldn't help but turn around and say something.

Saitama replied nonchalantly, "Whatever."

Saitama was holding the video game he borrowed from King and didn't care about these things for the time being.

Swah——

Just then.

"A reaction at such a high speed...this isn't human...a monster?!"

"The teacher seems busy. Perfect, I can test the fine-tuned energy source."

"Come out."

Genos stared at the tightly closed door.

boom--

The next second, the door was pushed open.

"Get out of the way, don't block the way."

"I am Sonic the Hedgehog."

"Bring Saitama out. I have intelligence indicating he lives here."

The Egg-Crushing Ninja makes its dazzling debut!