Konoha: I, Naruto, will eat the Forest-Forest Fruit!

"Brother Jail!"

"You dare to participate in the Chunin Exams with your abilities?"

"That's truly a delightful sight!"

"Maybe we should just forget about it, pack up and go home for some braised chicken wings!"

The two Konoha True Gods, Kotetsu and Izumo, who appeared as young boys, worked together seamlessly.

Although their acting was somewhat exaggerated, it still seemed somewhat reasonable in front of this group of greenhorns.

How can this be considered reasonable?

Arrogant!

Li, covered in wounds and trembling dramatically, said, enunciating each word clearly:

"I...I...I will absolutely not give up!"

"I will protect the glory of Class 3!"

He didn't know what others thought, but in short, to sum it up.

Erzhuzi's fist hardened.

Why does this sound so familiar?

Of course, the fists of Kotetsu and Izumo Shinzuki also hardened.

The two exchanged a glance.

mmp!

The force I used to hit you wasn't even as strong as the force I used to wipe your butt!

However, everyone's attention was on them.

The two knew that this meant they had completed their mission.

Fine, I'll just play along with this pretentious kid.

"Brother Lao, you're too green."

"Glory and protection are still too early for you."

The two of them took turns mocking Xiao Li.

Xiao Li got really into the role.

A glimpse of a pink hair out of the corner of his eye made his blood boil.

He rushed forward and grabbed Gangzi Tie's leg.

"You're not allowed...you're not allowed to say things like that!"

"Listen up... Today, either I'll be carried out of here on a stretcher! Or... you'll all be carried out of here on a stretcher!"

He covered his face every day and quickly withdrew from the front lines.

Neji was originally leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.

Seeing that Tian Tian had run away, he blushed, which was rare for him, and prepared to run away as well.

"Neji!"

"For the glory of our Third Class, let's go!"

Neji: "..."

The conversation between Kakashi and Might Guy flashed through his mind.

"Kai, it would be best to have Tian Tian and the other two pretend they're not very familiar with the other nine."

"Many ANBU ninjas are hidden among the Chunin Exams."

"Come in batches, and perform a little more to buy me some time."

Might Guy touched the watermelon rind. "Kakashi, why?"

"You don't need to ask, just listen to me."

"Okay... by the way, is Icha Paradise really that good?"

Kaka Xu: "..."

After Kakashi left, Might Guy held a very serious meeting with the three of them.

One of the points mentioned was, "Since we're going to pretend we don't know them... let's put that plan into action!"

Neither Tenten nor Neji understood it at the time.

Xiao Li, however, was immediately excited, his eyes practically sparkling.

Snapped--

A crisp sound interrupted Neji's "death replay".

Xiao Li was slapped down again by Gang Zitie.

Gangzi Tie's eyes widened. He... he had only just touched it!

"Damn it... the Chunin Exams are really like this..."

"Yeah, those two guys were really ruthless!"

"Sigh, poor kid, he went to such lengths to protect his class's honor."

"..."

He listened to the people around him pointing fingers at his "atrocities".

Gangzi's mind went completely blank.

Fortunately, Izumo Kamizuko had a strong mental fortitude.

"Hmph, listen up, you bunch of cowards! This is for your own good!"

After comforting Tenten for a while, Sakura rolled her eyes when she heard Izumo's words.

"Naruto-kun, why does this feel so much like a bell-stealing test?"

"And...aren't those two's workstations at the Konoha gates?"

"Now you're going to start intimidating us, aren't you?"

No sooner had Sakura finished speaking than Gangzi Tie said, feeling both frustrated and angry:

"Do you even know what a Chunin is?"

"That's the position of squad leader! If the mission fails or teammates are injured or killed, he can't escape responsibility!"

"You bunch of weaklings, not one of you could pass the test. Letting you go is for your own good!"

"Get out of the way."

Erzhuzi couldn't resist being tempted.

It would be a waste for him not to take the stage at such a brilliant opportunity!

"What did you say?!"

Shingetsu Izumo's face was full of anger.

"I said, you're blocking the way, get out!"

???

Is this guy out of his mind?

The genin, who were still unaware that they had been trapped in a genjutsu, were all filled with questions.

"Young people who are too arrogant will suffer the consequences."

When Gangzi Tie finally saw someone who seemed somewhat normal, he immediately gave a cold rebuke.

"The door you're guarding isn't here."

Erzhuzi's words completely shattered Gangzi Tie's composure.

"snort!"

He snorted coldly and kicked Erzhuzi.

It was supposed to be a perfect opportunity to show off, but unexpectedly...

Someone else snatched it away.

whoosh-

A green figure flashed by.

When he reappeared, he was already standing between Erzhuzi and Gangzitie.

Because both of them were holding back, Xiao Li caught it without putting in any effort.

"Gentlemen, please don't be angry, let's talk this out."

"Good lad!"

Gangzi Tie's eyes twitched slightly. He hadn't expected that not only had he finished acting, but he had also finished pretending.

Erzhuzi frowned, withdrew his foot, and snorted coldly.

"We're all Konoha ninjas, let's get along well before the Chunin Exams."

"I'm very interested in you. What's your name?"

Erzhuzi didn't even glance at him. Was he addicted to acting?

He lifted his foot and walked away.

However, calling him Gangzitetsu and Shenyue Izumo is not wrong either.

After the Chunin Exams, Rock Lee went to jail.

A skilled player encounters a group of cheaters; how can he possibly win?

"Tian Tian, ​​we're leaving now."

"Alright, Neji and I will sneak in later."

After Class 7 went in.

Neji and Tenten seized the opportunity and quickly bypassed Lee, entering the actual doorway.

"Are these Kakashi and Might Guy's subordinates?"

"That's right, all of these children have passed the assessment for submitting their applications."

"Then, our mission is complete."

"This year's test takers are really something to look forward to, let's go, bro."

After hesitating for a while, Xiao Li decided to catch up with Class 7.

"Xiao Li, where are you going?"

"I can only encounter one person in the Chunin Exams, I'm going to challenge him!"

boom--

"Looking for a beating?"

"Hmph, boring."

Seeing that the two had misunderstood him, Lee quickly explained, "My strength just now successfully attracted Sasuke's attention, and I believe Sasuke will accept my challenge."

"No...it's not about challenging Naruto."

Tian Tian sighed helplessly and said:

"Stop fooling around. We'll have plenty of opportunities to train together in the future. Don't forget we still have a mission."

"Well... alright, I'll challenge Sasuke again next time!"

"Let's go, don't delay any longer, the registration deadline is fast approaching."

Neji's expression darkened slightly.

Tian Tian patted him on the shoulder.

"Naruto said that it's not impossible to make Konoha and Hyuga laugh at everyone, provided that you can defeat Hinata."

Neji paused in his steps.

"Is Orochimaru really as perverse as Naruto says?"

"Not only Orochimaru, but the old man himself can also control the subsequent draw matches."

......

"Very good, you can now officially apply to participate in the Chunin Exams."

Kakashi was already waiting at the registration point.

Kakashi definitely looks much more energetic without the Icha Icha Paradise.

"Leave the rest to me. As for the Anbu ninjas, I have the Sharingan, so the mission won't be too difficult."

Kakashi glanced indifferently into the distance. The ANBU ninja who was under the influence of the genjutsu nodded blankly, then continued to act as if nothing had happened.

Those sent to do hard labor were among the highest-ranking members of the Anbu ninja.

Kakashi wasn't just bragging when he said that.

"Okay, Kakashi-sensei, just don't peek at Icha Icha Paradise and mess up the mission."

Sakura made a joke and quickly pulled Naruto inside.

Erzhuzi glanced at Kakashi's waist, gave a slightly mocking sneer, and followed the two.

Kakashi stood frozen in place, unable to get past... he really couldn't get past...

"Yo~ Kakashi."

Might Guy suddenly appeared next to Kakashi.

Kakashi frowned, sensing that something was off about Might Guy's tone.

He glanced back at Matt Kai.

He's still that hot-blooded idiot type.

Am I being too sensitive?

This is probably what's known as withdrawal symptoms.

"Teacher Kai!!"

"plum."

"Teacher Kai!!!"

"Hey, Li!"

Little Li threw himself into Matt Ke's arms.

"Huh...is something missing?"

"Alright, all three of you did a good job. Li, your acting was excellent!"

At that moment, Matt Kai gave a thumbs-up, flashing his pearly white teeth.

Tian Tian glanced at Might Guy suspiciously. "Mr. Guy, what's wrong?"

"Hahaha, youth is beckoning me! Was that you just speaking, Tiantian?"

Neji said somewhat impatiently:

"Let's go, or we might really be late."

Just entered the door.

The three of them then experienced the same feelings that Naruto and his two companions had just gone through.

More than a hundred people all turned to look.

His eyes were fierce and cold.

This group of people was clearly not on the same level as the group of genin on the periphery who were unaware that they had fallen under a low-level genjutsu.

"So many people!"

Xiao Li also felt a little pressure.

The young man was shy, and with so many people watching, he immediately stood at attention.

"snort."

Neji gave a disdainful snort.

Like Erzhuzi, he looked down on everyone equally.

"What an annoying look, Naruto-kun, let's go."

Sakura glanced around and noticed that many female ninjas were focusing their attention on Naruto, which immediately annoyed her.

Sasuke naturally drew a lot of fire away from Naruto.

"The target has been spotted."

The Sound Ninja trio exchanged a silent glance.

At that moment, a figure lunged at Naruto.

Sakura breathed a slight sigh of relief after sensing the chakra behind her, and quickly moved a few steps to make way.

Then, a delicate blonde girl with short hair clung to Naruto.

"Darling~"

Why are you so slow?

I miss you so much~

Ino's sweet, cloying voice rang out.

"Didn't we just have breakfast together?"

"Shh~ Honey, let's keep it low-key."

Sasuke glanced at Naruto with a mixture of sympathy and relief.

"Hmph, women? What a nuisance."

"Well... this is troublesome, Ino. Watch your image."

Shikamaru and Choji also came over.

Shikamaru felt somewhat helpless, having to remind Ino every time.

If this gets back to Yamanaka Inoichi's ears...

He was about to be glared at by Yamanaka Inoichi again.

Little did anyone know that not long ago, Eitai had taken Kushina to the Yamanaka clan.

Since then, Yamanaka Inoichi has smiled more often.

However, the Nine-Tails' eyes became much more mournful.

"You're finally here! Haha~ I was getting sleepy waiting for you."

"Woof~"

Both the tooth and the red pill on his head cried out.

Shino still had his hands in his pockets, with a "keep away" expression on his face.

"Naruto-kun~"

"Hinata, you get shy easily when there are many people around."

He walked over every day, holding Hinata's little hand.

"Hey little brat, when is that guy you were talking about coming?"

Seeing that Tenten had brought Hinata, Ino stopped clinging to Naruto and went over to hug Tenten's arm with a smile.

"I sensed a gaze fixed on us, right behind us."

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.

Here it comes, the sixth-ranked ninja in the ninja world has arrived.

It's top-tier, not number one.

"Hey, you guys! You'd better keep quiet."

Everyone turned around and saw a young man with blue and white hair walking towards them.

His eyes held a knowing glint, and his face was filled with arrogance.

"You guys just graduated from the Ninja Academy, right?"

"Don't you realize you're being a bit loud?"

Dou acted like he'd been there all along, which annoyed Ya.

Lately, I keep getting punched in the head for no reason.

And here it is, someone has come knocking on our door.

Who do you think you are?

"I'm not an onion, my name is Dou."

tooth:"......"

Okay, you're impressive, you can tolerate that.

"That's not the point. The point is... take a look back."

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look.

All the genin from various ninja villages present focused their attention on them.

The resentment and ferocity were so palpable that the murderous intent almost materialized.

"hehe."

Erzhuzi lowered his head and sneered.

Shila-

Chidori!

A powerful burst of lightning-attribute chakra.

The countless genin present all showed expressions of astonishment.

The look in his eyes towards Erzhuzi also carried a hint of apprehension.

"Those present..."

"Sasuke, calm down."

Erzhuzi's fist hardened.

It's you again!

This was the first time Erzhuzi had ever really wanted to beat up Xiao Li.

Now was clearly not the time, so Erzhuzi had no choice but to suppress his anger and recall Chidori.

As a result, many genin looked at Lee with more apprehension.

Lee didn't know these things, but he did know that Sasuke and Neji had very similar personalities.

Therefore, all you need to do is do things that would normally make Neji angry.

Sasuke will definitely accept his challenge of youth next time.

"There are several genin from Amegakure behind you. They don't have that much patience. If you anger them, you'll be asking for trouble."

Dou seized the opportunity to say something, once again attracting the attention of the cockroaches.

Naruto glanced back and noticed that one of the Genin from Amegakure who should have appeared in the original story was missing from the group that had come to visit.

But he ended up with an unexpected role.

One-eyed Hanzo (Yumehi), two-eyed Hanzo (Oboro).

They lost the eyeless Hanzo (Karashi), but gained a cute little loli.

"As expected of a loli."

"This is probably how he became Konan's disciple."

"Unfortunately, during the second Chunin Exams, because she acted close to Konoha, she was immediately sent on an S-rank mission by Konan upon her return, and then came the 'Loli Way'."

"Hydrangea has a good talent for space-time ninjutsu; she might even learn the Flying Thunder God Technique."

Naruto shook his head. Under the narrative of war, many pitiful classes were created.

The Akatsuki organization represents that class.

When Yahiko was around, things were fine; he wouldn't make people carry rice all the time.

Then comes the stinky sixth brother, who only needs a little trickery to make his appearance.

Well, Nagato claims to represent this pitiful class and wants to end the oppression of the five great ninja villages.

As a result, he still did not regard the poor class as human beings.

They make people carry rice all the time!

All I want to say to him is, no! Go to hell!

Hydrangea naturally noticed the way Naruto was looking at her.

So handsome...that look in his eyes...

Is it pity?

I wanted to take a few more glances, but Naruto had already looked away.

"Don't think I'm exaggerating; I've participated in the Chunin Exams six times."

"This is the seventh time."

Dou was about to continue talking.

Sakura sneered, "No wonder you haven't passed the test yet."

"This time will be no exception."

Dou frowned. Why isn't he playing by the rules?

"Haha, actually I'm not confident myself."

A qualified spy will not easily get into conflict with others when carrying out a mission.

"You said we spoke loudly, but you spoke even louder."

"Especially when we said we were ninjas who had just graduated from the ninja academy, we emphasized our voices a bit more."

"What seemed like a well-intentioned reminder to us was actually a reminder to everyone present that we were newcomers."

"I think you should be the one with two scales."

The girls silently gave Sakura a thumbs up.

However, Dou's reaction was unexpected.

"I didn't expect to be seen through...that's really impressive."

"Alright, as compensation, I have a lot of information about ninja villages here, you can choose one."

Without blushing or skipping a beat, he touched his head and apologized, then took out several ninja cards.

At that moment, the way the cockroaches looked at him changed.

Wow... Such a person is truly terrifying!

At times like these, it all comes down to Erzhuzi's performance.

"I told you, everyone here is trash. Is this what you call compensation?"

"If those scumbags see this, they'll think we're afraid of them."

"You? You've already chosen your own death!"