Peninsula: 72 Hours of Blind Dates

Chapter 195 Han Xijun's Corny Pickup Lines

Han Xijun was worried that Wu Haiyuan wouldn't eat because of his weight management.

Wu Haiyuan ate without any affectation, enjoying his food immensely, truly embodying the kind of blessed person the elders described.

Moreover, Han Xijun genuinely felt that Wu Haiyuan wouldn't be cute if he got any thinner.

Men and women may have different aesthetic standards.

In a man's eyes, a woman with a bit of baby fat on her face is cute.

In a woman's eyes, if she doesn't have an S-shaped figure, even a little bit of extra fat on her cheeks is considered unattractive.

Are there more female fans among nmixx's fan base?

Otherwise, JYP Entertainment wouldn't demand idol singers to conform to the aesthetic standards of female fans.

It's possible that almost all those who are truly willing to spend money to support celebrities are female fans.

Just like Han Hee-joon.

He's not short of money.

He willingly supported nmixx by buying ten albums, something that would have been unthinkable for Han Xijun in the past. Even now, Han Xijun has already planned how to allocate the ten albums he bought.

I kept one for myself at home. Of the remaining nine, I sent one to my friend in Silicon Valley, one to my mentor at Kaist, one to Chairman Kim Bum-soo of the Kakao Group, and six to Busan to give to my mother and her friends.

Anyway, we can't waste it.

As for Yoon Ji-hoon's contributions, Han Hee-joon felt no jealousy or regret. Like the other members of nmixx, he was genuinely grateful to Yoon Ji-hoon.

"I still have to shoot a GG magazine feature."

Wu Haiyuan put down his chopsticks.

Han Xijun said slowly, "Orion is a company that makes baby food and snack products. If you are too thin, endorsing them wouldn't fit their product positioning."

Wu Haiyuan asked, "Why?"

Han Xijun analyzed earnestly, "Think about it, as a spokesperson, you definitely need to make customers think the snacks or other by-products taste good after seeing GG before they'll spend money to buy them, right?"

"yes"

"So, to make customers think the food is delicious, the spokesperson first needs to convey that the food is really delicious. How do you convey that? Take a bite, raise your hand like a pig to the camera, and say it's delicious? Nionono, anyone can do that, so why spend money to hire a spokesperson?"

"If the spokesperson isn't the kind of person who's so thin that customers think they're on a diet and don't eat, will customers believe the product is delicious? No." "In short, the spokesperson first needs to make customers think, 'Wow, this spokesperson looks like she likes snacks and by-products. She must eat a lot of Orion products. She likes them all. Buying them without hesitation is definitely a good idea.'"


Wu Haiyuan knew he couldn't win an argument with Han Xijun.

Normally, his brief one or two sentences are very persuasive, but today he gave an unprecedentedly long speech, and Wu Haiyuan was completely convinced by Han Xijun's words.

Pick up the spoon and chopsticks again.

Han Xijun continued, "Spine broth is a dish with little oil, and it's meant to be refreshing to help you sober up. If eating pork spine broth could make you fat, then 90% of the people on the streets of H country would be fat."

A decisive goal.

No problem.

Pork rib soup rice, along with stir-fried rice cakes, fish cakes, fried chicken, jajangmyeon (noodles with soybean paste), and seaweed rice rolls, are among the most common foods people eat regularly.

They really do gain weight; I wonder how many fat people are around me.

But the reality is that everyone around me is very thin.

This isn't thanks to the iced Americano. As Han Xijun said, pork rib soup rice is low in oil, and low-oil foods don't cause weight gain. The key is that pork rib soup rice is a non-fried food derivative. A big mouthful of rice.

Wu Haiyuan was taken aback for a moment and said, "But rice is carbohydrates."

Han Xijun shook his head and said, "Do you think the energy you expend each day is enough to offset a bowl of rice?"

That's absolutely right.

Wu Haiyuan ate another big mouthful of rice.

Rice soaked in soup is really delicious.

Han Xijun was also eating, one bite after another.

They didn't peel meat for Wu Haiyuan afterwards; instead, they were "fighting" with Wu Haiyuan for the food.

The methods must be adjusted in a timely manner according to the actual situation.

One person might not have much of an appetite, but if two people are eating and fighting over the food, both of them will eat more and faster.

Leaning back in the seat.

Wu Haiyuan touched his bulging belly.

Both the mouth and the stomach were satisfied.

Han Xijun took the initiative to pack his things and sort the garbage.

Wu Haiyuan muttered, "You never eat at home, so why are you so good at things like garbage sorting?"

kitchen

Han Xijun, who had just washed and packed the boxes, said, "Five hundred yuan. You really don't remember me saying that I was self-sufficient in college?"

"I remember, I thought I would eat at the school cafeteria or nearby every day and then take a taxi back to continue studying."

"There isn't that much time."

"It probably takes longer to cook, right?"

"So I almost always buy boxed meals from convenience stores, and I just need to heat them up on Weibo, but I have to sort the garbage and take it out on time every week."

Wu Haiyuan muttered, "This is really troublesome."

It was indeed very troublesome. Before starting dormitory life, Wu Haiyuan lived at home every day, where she didn't need to worry about anything; she would eat, wash up, and go to bed.

The dormitories are similar; most people eat in the cafeteria. If they eat in the dormitory, a cleaning lady will come to clean up every week, so the members don't need to worry about it.

Coming out of the kitchen, Han Xijun sat back down in his previous spot and said, "I think it's necessary to put some fruits and other things that can be stored for a longer period of time in the refrigerator."

Do you eat fruit?

"I don't want to eat it, but you have to."

"I?"

"Hmm, there wasn't even any fruit when you came to my house."

Wu Haiyuan said, "I don't usually come here."

"You can come more often in the future."

"More?"

"This is your home too."

Wu Haiyuan frowned and asked, "What have you learned online this time?" Han Xijun smiled and replied, "Is it obvious?"

Wu Haiyuan nodded confidently and said, "It's obvious that you're not the type of person who would normally say these things."

Han Xijun asked Wu Haiyuan, "Have you ever heard cheesy pickup lines?"

Wu Haiyuan is a surfing athlete.

However, she had never actually come across any cheesy pickup lines on YouTube or other social media platforms.

He glanced at Han Xijun.

His calm expression suggested he wasn't lying; he had genuinely seen it online and was waiting for me to ask before sharing it with me unhurriedly.

Wu Haiyuan was curious about what corny pickup lines were.

Even though she had a vague feeling that she might flinch, she still asked Han Xijun, "What cheesy pickup lines?"

Cough

Han Xijun cleared his throat.

Everything was under his control. He had prepared before Wu Haiyuan even asked, looking Wu Haiyuan in the eye and saying, "Five hundred yuan? You must have been a carbonated drink in your past life, right?"

Wu Haiyuan was completely bewildered.

What is this?

All Wu Haiyuan knew about his past life was that he had saved the country.

Han Xijun smiled and said, "Otherwise, why would I be so happy to see you?"

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