The Little Life of a Big Landlord
Chapter 156 Matchmaking
Chapter 153 Matchmaking
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"Panpan, who lives in your family?" Wei Qingqing asked gently.
"Mom and Dad..." Gu Pan whispered.
"Do you have any siblings?" Wei Qingqing asked again.
"I'm an only child..." Gu Pan replied.
"Are you still in school?" Wei Qingqing asked.
"I'm a senior at the engineering university..."
"Oh, so it's the University of Science and Technology. Your brother Yang is from the University of Science and Technology. Come to think of it, he's your senior..." Wei Qingqing said with surprise.
Wei Qingqing relentlessly tried to get close to him.
"So, Brother Yang is also from the University of Science and Technology?" Gu Pan was also pleasantly surprised.
"Have you heard of Zhu Yunyao? That girl with pretty strong fists..."
"A female tyrant???" Gu Pan's eyes lit up. "She's my idol..."
"Hehe, your brother Yang was in the same year as her. In their year, this female tyrant was domineering, but she couldn't do anything to your brother Yang..." Wei Qingqing said smugly.
"So Brother Yang is just a stinky farmer..." Gu Pan was extremely surprised, and accidentally blurted it out, feeling extremely embarrassed.
"Hehe, your brother Yang is just a rock in a latrine, smelly and hard..." Wei Qingqing smiled lightly, not caring at all.
"Sister, I'm sorry..." Gu Pan whispered.
"It's okay, everyone has a nickname. Didn't you hear what your sister Fang called me just now? Ugly Sister. I used to be really ugly, my face was covered in pimples..." Wei Qingqing laughed.
"That doesn't count, acne will disappear eventually..."
"Hehe, you really know how to talk. Panpan, do you have a boyfriend yet?" Wei Qingqing asked.
"Not...not yet..." Gu Pan's face turned red, and her voice was barely audible.
"Hehe, you're already a senior in college, how come you still don't have a boyfriend? Do any guys pursue you?" Wei Qingqing asked with a smile.
"Yes, but no one seems interested..." Gu Pan's face was flushed and alluring.
"Hehe, what do you think of your brother Yang?" Wei Qingqing said mysteriously.
"It's very good..." Gu Pan was in someone else's house, how could she dare to say it was bad?
"Your brother Yang was such an ordinary person back in school. I married him with a 'what the heck' attitude, but who would have thought I'd find such a treasure..." Wei Qingqing said with a sigh.
The current Wei Qingqing can lie without even opening her mouth...
"What does my sister mean...?" Gu Pan asked, somewhat confused.
"Find an ordinary woman, settle for her, and live a life free from illness and disaster—that's a blessing, isn't it? No matter how beautiful she is, decades later, she'll just be an old lady with a face full of wrinkles..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Yes!" Gu Pan nodded repeatedly, "Sister is right..."
"I have a cousin who goes to police academy. He's really tall and big. Shall I tell you about him?" Wei Qingqing said.
"Well... I'm still young, and I'm planning to take the postgraduate entrance exam..." Gu Pan didn't know how to refuse, so she could only bring up her age and studies.
"What's wrong with taking the postgraduate entrance exam? There are plenty of people who take it while getting married and having children..." Wei Qingqing said, "I'll play matchmaker for you two. You can contact each other and talk to each other. If you don't click, we won't force you..."
"Then...then..." Gu Pan's big eyes darted around, but she just couldn't think of any reason or excuse to refuse.
"Okay, it's settled then. Give me your QQ number, and I'll have my cousin add you..." Wei Qingqing said.
Gu Pan had no choice but to give Wei Qingqing her QQ number. She felt incredibly wronged. How could this be? She had practically made it clear that she was rejecting him, so why was Wei Qingqing still pressing him?
Wei Qingqing took out her laptop from the cabinet, went online and sent an offline file to her cousin, then closed the laptop and put it back into the cabinet.
"Here she comes, Panpan is here to eat fruit..." At this moment, Sun Fangfang walked in from the outer room carrying a large plate of washed fruit.
Sun Fangfang handed Gu Pan a large peach directly.
"Thank you, Sister Fang..." Gu Pan quickly thanked her.
"What were you talking about just now?" Sun Fangfang put the fruit on the kang table, sat cross-legged on the kang, and asked.
"He didn't say anything, just introduced Panpan to a potential boyfriend..." Wei Qingqing picked up a bunch of grapes and ate them with relish.
"Really? Which family?" Sun Fangfang asked, intrigued.
"That's my cousin, the one who went to police academy..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Tong Yu?? The tall and handsome one??" Sun Fangfang had some impression of Wei Qingqing's cousin.
"Yes, all my cousins are alright looking, but he's the tallest, 1.84 meters..." Wei Qingqing said proudly.
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?" Sun Fangfang asked.
"They're gone now, they just broke up a couple of days ago..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Hehe, your little cousins, if they knew you introduced Panpan to Tong Yu, they'd be furious with you..." Sun Fangfang laughed.
"Hehe, what can I do? Our Panpan is so beautiful, of course I have to find her the best one..." Wei Qingqing said with a smile.
"That's true, being tall is an advantage too..." Sun Fangfang nodded with a smile.
Listening to her two older sisters' conversation, Gu Pan's face turned red, and she could only silently eat her peach without saying a word.
Ring ring ring...
Wei Qingqing was eating grapes when her phone suddenly rang. She picked it up and saw it was Tong Yu calling. She couldn't help but roll her eyes. This guy was too fast! She pressed the green button to answer: "Xiao Yu?"
"Sis, it's me! You really introduced me to someone?" Tong Yu's voice was filled with excitement.
"Nonsense, would I lie to you?" Wei Qingqing said with a smile.
"What does it look like?" Tong Yu asked.
"Compared to your sister, she's a little less beautiful, but slightly better than your sister Fang. She's still a great beauty..." Wei Qingqing said with a smile.
Actually, Gu Pan is slightly inferior to Sun Fangfang. Sun Fangfang rolled her eyes when she heard this.
"Okay, she's prettier than my sister Fang, I'll take her. I'm graduating soon, I'll come to your house right now... By the way, does she live at your house?" Tong Yu said.
"You little pervert, hurry up and come here..." Wei Qingqing said irritably, but then she giggled.
"Yay... Sister, I knew you were the best..." Tong Yu cheered and quickly hung up the phone.
"That brat..." Wei Qingqing shook her head and chuckled.
"Don't use me as a reference point anymore..." Sun Fangfang glared fiercely at Wei Qingqing.
"Sister, I...I have something to do, I have to go..." As soon as Wei Qingqing put down her phone, Gu Pan immediately stood up and was about to leave.
"Hey, hey, hey..." Wei Qingqing quickly grabbed Gu Pan, "Panpan, don't go! That guy's in the city too, he'll be here soon. You two can meet, and if you like each other, you can be together. If you don't, no one's forcing you, right?"
Hearing Wei Qingqing say this, Gu Pan immediately felt embarrassed to leave, but inwardly she was groaning. What did this mean? It was like a forced marriage, a complete mismatch.
Gu Pan was pulled to the edge of the kang by Wei Qingqing and sat down next to her. She started knitting a sweater and chatted with Sun Fangfang: "That Wang Zhengzhi came just now and said he wanted to buy our family's fresh milk, but Yang Ming sent him to Aunt Zhang's place..." At some point, Wei Qingqing had turned on the TV and was watching CCTV news.
"It seems your fresh milk is quite popular..." Sun Fangfang said.
"Of course! It replenishes brainpower and physical strength. What does that mean? In high school, time is the most important thing. Our fresh milk is practically like squeezing study time out of rest time. You can see how effective it is..." Wei Qingqing said proudly.
"Wow, that's amazing!" Gu Pan's mouth dropped open. "Could it be one of those elixirs from novels???"
"Hehe, silly little sister..." Wei Qingqing patted Gu Pan's little head and laughed, "The reason why our fresh milk can replenish brainpower and physical strength is because we add some Chinese herbal medicines to the feed we give to the livestock. That's why the milk produced by these livestock has such a strong effect."
"Oh! I see..." Gu Pan nodded and didn't say anything more.
"To be honest, fresh milk isn't anything special. It's just for replenishing physical and mental energy, and it's a one-time thing. If you want to fundamentally improve your condition, it's not something that can be done in a day or two..." Sun Fangfang said.
"Want to improve the situation from the root? Then you can't drink fresh milk anymore. We have a kind of egg at home that can develop brain regions and accelerate brain cell division after you eat it..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Hiss..." Sun Fangfang couldn't help but gasp. Developing brain domains? Accelerating brain cell division? What kind of concept is that? It's definitely not comparable to supplementing brain power. It fundamentally changes the brain's capacity, which can not only make people exceptionally smart, but also has a high probability of developing the "forbidden zone of God," giving people some strange abilities, which are the legendary special abilities.
In Gu Pan's eyes, there was already a look of greed.
"Ugly girl, I want to eat..." Sun Fangfang approached, shaking Wei Qingqing's arm and smiling ingratiatingly.
"Okay, okay, I'll cook you a plate of it in a bit..." Wei Qingqing quickly said.
"Thank you, Ugly Sister..." Sun Fangfang's eyes narrowed with joy.
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing hummed twice, got off the kang (heated brick bed), put on her shoes, and went to fry eggs for Sun Fangfang.
A hissing sound rang out, and a strange fragrance wafted in from the outer room, causing the two women inside to secretly swallow. The fragrance was truly bizarre; it entered their nostrils and gave them a feeling of mental clarity and alertness.
"Ugly Sister, what did you put in these eggs?" Sun Fangfang knelt on the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed) and peered into the outer room.
"Unlike the beauty and health supplements we used to take, this doesn't contain anything added. We just add some Chinese herbs to the chicken feed when we feed them..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Oh..." Sun Fangfang understood that the beauty and skin care powder that Wei Qingqing mentioned was the anti-aging medicine.
Before long, Wei Qingqing came in carrying a plate of scrambled eggs. She placed the scrambled eggs on the kang table and said, "These eggs contain 81 kinds of Chinese herbal medicine ingredients, including 18 kinds that replenish vital energy, 27 kinds that stimulate growth, and 36 kinds that nourish the spirit. After being nurtured by the hen, these 81 kinds of Chinese herbal medicines have been perfectly combined together..."
Wei Qingqing was making things up, but she spoke with such conviction that it seemed very plausible.
"I'm going to savor this and see if I can become smarter..." Sun Fangfang was overjoyed, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and started eating the egg.
"Panpan, have some too..." Wei Qingqing said to Gu Pan with a smile.
"Thank you, sister..." Gu Pan said without ceremony. After thanking her, she went to the table and ate eggs with Sun Fangfang.
Perhaps due to the influence of their subjective consciousness, both women felt much smarter after eating the eggs. Their minds were clear, and their memory and logical thinking abilities were greatly enhanced.
"Really? I feel like I've become so much smarter! I've remembered memories from so long ago..." Sun Fangfang said, somewhat exaggeratedly.
"Me too, me too..." Gu Pan excitedly replied.
"Isn't this too bizarre? According to our calculations, it will take at least a month for these eggs to take effect. The brain is the most vulnerable organ in the human body. If the drug is too strong, it can turn a person into an idiot..." Wei Qingqing said.
Sun Fangfang and Gu Pan blushed at the same time.
"Sister, I'm here..." At this moment, a loud and magnetic male voice rang out. The voice was very pleasant and felt like being bathed in sunlight.
"Huh? Xiaoyu? How come you got here so fast???" Wei Qingqing was quite surprised to hear this voice, and quickly went out. She saw a tall and handsome young man walking leisurely into the courtyard.
Big Black and the others just glanced at each other, then continued to sunbathe in the woodpile in the corner. Clearly, this person was someone they knew.
This handsome young man is none other than Wei Qingqing's cousin, Tong Yu.
"Hehe, when I called you, I was on my way to Zhengjia Village..." Tong Yu scratched his head, smiled shyly, and there was a hint of embarrassment in his smile.
"You little rascal, you didn't even tell your sister! I just finished cooking a special meal for your sister Fangfang, and you missed out..." Wei Qingqing stepped forward, stood on tiptoe, and tapped Tong Yu on the forehead, laughing.
"Hehe, sister, I'm a content person. Tell me quickly, where is that girl?" Tong Yu asked shyly and eagerly.
"Hehe, she's right inside. Let me tell you, that girl is incredibly beautiful. If you're so capable, go and have her tonight. I'll clear out the west room for you two..." Wei Qingqing chuckled mischievously as she whispered in Tong Yu's ear.
"Getting her is easy, right? But I need to see what she looks like. If she's too ugly, I'll tell my mom you introduced me to an ugly duckling..." The young man was quite the braggart...
Wei Qingqing's face darkened, and she raised her hand to hit Tong Yu's head hard: "You brat, you've always been good at tattling since you were little. I'm just being protective of my own. If you don't trust my judgment, I'll introduce that girl to your older cousin..." As she spoke, she had already taken out her phone.
"No, no..." Tong Yu quickly grabbed Wei Qingqing's arm to stop her from making the call, and pleaded with a grin, "Sister, my cousin is only 1.75 meters tall, he's too short, he's not good enough for him. I will remember your kindness to me for the rest of my life, and I will never forget it..." The key point is that he saw a graceful young girl standing at the door.
"Hmph, that's more like it..." Wei Qingqing's expression improved slightly, and she was about to give him a few words of reprimand when she realized that the boy had walked directly behind her. When Wei Qingqing turned around, her face darkened again. No wonder he was saying nice things to her; it turned out that the boy had seen the girl in person.
The moment Gu Pan saw Tong Yu, she couldn't help but be attracted to this handsome young man. He was simply too eye-catching; his handsome appearance, robust physique, and the unique dignity of a people's police officer were all perfectly embodied in him... After all, he was still a police academy student, untouched by the corruption of the other side of society...
Gu Pan felt that this tall figure had instantly penetrated her heart, and her heartbeat suddenly accelerated...
"Hi, my name is Tong Yu. What's your name?" Tong Yu's magnetic voice rang in her ear. She was surprised to find that this handsome young man had already walked up to her and was less than a foot away.
"Ah..." Gu Pan blushed, exclaimed in surprise, and subconsciously took a step back.
This step back had a surprising effect; her heel unexpectedly tripped on the threshold, causing her to fall backward. Her adorable face was now filled with terror.
"Careful..." In a very dramatic turn of events, Tong Yu stepped forward, stretched out his long arm, and directly wrapped his arm around Gu Pan's slender waist. Their eyes met, and both of them blushed.
"Oh my, you two are moving fast! You're already hugging and cuddling?" Sun Fangfang poked her head out of the house, grinning like a mischievous little fox who had just caught a chicken.
"Ah..." Gu Pan's face turned as red as a big red cloth. She cried out in embarrassment, quickly pushed Tong Yu away, and turned to go into the west room.
"Ah...I..." Tong Yu was somewhat distraught.
"Huh? What do you mean, 'what do you mean, 'what do you mean, 'what do you mean, '?'" Wei Qingqing pushed him on the shoulder. "It's your first time meeting, go inside and talk it out, don't rush out..."
"Oh..." Tong Yu blushed and responded, then slipped into the west room and slammed the door shut.
After the west room door was closed tightly, Wei Qingqing and Sun Fangfang tiptoed to the outside of the west room and listened intently...
"Hehe..." Tong Yu's simple and honest laughter.
"What a fool..." Wei Qingqing, who had been eavesdropping, gave her cousin a fair assessment.
"Hehe..." Gu Pan's simple and honest laughter.
"A perfect match..." Sun Fangfang's assessment of Gu Pan was quite apt.
"What's your name?" Tong Yu asked shyly.
"Gu Pan, what about you?" Gu Pan asked shyly.
"My name is Tong Yu. You can call me Brother Tong, Brother Yu, or Brother Tong Yu, whatever you like..." Tong Yu's tone was very gentle.
"This is disgusting..." Wei Qingqing and Sun Fangfang both shuddered in unison.
"Why should I? Maybe she's even older than you..." Gu Pan said sweetly.
"So what's your zodiac sign?" Tong Yu asked.
"I was born in the Year of the Dragon, what about you???" Gu Pan was unaware of someone's trap and revealed information related to her age.
"This kid is shrewd enough..." Gu Pan didn't realize that her age had been exposed, but the two people eavesdropping outside understood perfectly and couldn't help but secretly admire her.
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