The Little Life of a Big Landlord
Chapter 160 Poisoning
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"Wei Qingqing, I'll fight you to the death..." Liu Sao was furious and embarrassed. She threw aside the book about fruit tree planting in her hand, pounced on Wei Qingqing on the kang, and put her hands under her armpits.
"Oh, good Aunt Liu, hehehehe, please forgive me, I won't do it again..." Wei Qingqing twisted her body desperately, laughing until tears streamed down her face.
"You wouldn't dare? Is there anything you, Wei Qingqing, wouldn't dare to do?" Aunt Liu didn't believe it at all.
"I really won't do it again, please stop right now, or I'll hit your stomach..." Wei Qingqing's words sounded like both a plea for mercy and a threat.
"You dare threaten me?" Aunt Liu got even more excited. For some people with a perverse sense of humor, the tougher the enemy, the better.
"Hehehe... Hahaha..." Wei Qingqing laughed desperately.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? You're making us laugh. I could hear you from far away. Are you slaughtering pigs and chickens??" Yang Ming walked into the house carrying a large basin of fragrant wild boar meat and frowned at the two unserious beauties.
"Hmph, Yang Ming, keep your wife in check. If she dares to mess with me again, I'll strip her naked and throw her outside to cool off..." Aunt Liu released Wei Qingqing and sat back down.
"Yes, yes, who are you? How mighty are you?" Yang Ming chuckled and nodded repeatedly. "I brought you wild boar meat. Eat it while it's hot..."
As Yang Ming spoke, he placed the wild boar meat on the kang table.
"How is it???" Yang Ming brought chopsticks, steamed buns, and fresh milk to the two women, serving them their meal while asking them.
"Done! This lady personally took charge, what can't I handle?" Thinking of Gu Pan's disheveled appearance, Wei Qingqing's eyes narrowed with laughter.
"Hmph, it seems like I'm seeing you dragging your cousin into this mess?" Yang Ming glanced at Wei Qingqing with a smile. Clearly, Yang Ming knew everything that had happened at home.
"You're talking nonsense, my cousin is incredibly handsome..." Wei Qingqing's face immediately turned red, and she waved her little fists in protest.
"Really? I saw it with my own eyes. Someone gave Tong Yu a bank card with ten million as compensation..." Yang Ming naturally guessed the reason why Wei Qingqing gave Tong Yu a huge sum of money directly. It was to shut him up. After all, the plot he had orchestrated had backfired.
"What do you mean by 'making amends'? I was helping my cousin win over his girlfriend. It was purely an older sister helping her younger brother. Besides, that ten million was his own private savings..." Wei Qingqing puffed out her cheeks and glared at Yang Ming angrily.
"Heh heh, now you're penniless, aren't you?" Yang Ming grinned mischievously.
"Who said that? I have nine more..." Wei Qingqing pulled out nine ICBC bank cards from under the quilt and proudly showed them to Yang Ming.
"Good heavens, your bank card was hidden under the quilt on the kang (heated brick bed)?" Aunt Liu exclaimed in surprise.
"Where else would we put it?" Wei Qingqing blinked.
"Lock it up..." said Aunt Liu.
"That's too much trouble! Besides, what's the point of locking it up? If a thief comes along, they'll still steal it..." Wei Qingqing said, glancing at Yang Ming: "How about it? This grandma's got money, huh???"
"Hmph, maybe there's only a few dollars in there..." Yang Ming said.
"You're talking nonsense. I save up ten million and then deposit it into one bank card. I have nine bank cards, and each one has no less than ten million in it," Wei Qingqing said.
"No way?? Without me even realizing it, you're already a multi-millionaire..." Yang Ming was somewhat surprised. Although he had known for a long time that his wife had saved a lot of money, he hadn't expected it to be this much.
"What's so special about this?... " Wei Qingqing said proudly, her eyebrows dancing with delight.
"Hmph... Hurry up and eat, or I'll confiscate your bank card..." Yang Ming said somewhat sourly.
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing hummed twice, picked up her chopsticks, and began to eat with relish.
"The wild boar meat stewed today is really tender, and it's all the best meat that Mom picked out for you..." Yang Ming picked up his chopsticks and put the best meat into Wei Qingqing's bowl.
"Hey, aren't you being too biased? You're giving all the good stuff to your wife???" Aunt Liu said sourly.
"Of course it's for my wife, otherwise why would I give it to you?" Yang Ming glanced at Aunt Liu and said with a smile.
"Hehehe..." Wei Qingqing smiled smugly at Aunt Liu.
"Looks like I shouldn't have been so polite..." Aunt Liu pouted, her chopsticks moving quickly to pick up the best meat from the bowl and put it into her own. It should be said that Aunt Liu's fingers were exceptionally nimble; those chopsticks in her hands were more agile and versatile than a bird's beak.
"Husband, husband, I want that piece, I want that piece..." Seeing Aunt Liu doing it herself, Wei Qingqing became anxious and hurriedly instructed Yang Ming to pick out the pieces of meat she wanted.
It seemed like Aunt Liu was deliberately going against Wei Qingqing. Wherever Wei Qingqing pointed, she would grab the item. And Yang Ming couldn't keep up with Aunt Liu's speed, so tragedy struck...
Looking at Liu Sao's large bowl overflowing with meat chunks, Wei Qingqing pouted, her gaze towards Yang Ming filled with dissatisfaction: He's such a useless piece of trash, he can't even compete with a woman.
"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled awkwardly, "They're all the same; the ugliest-looking one is actually the most delicious..."
"Yes, the ugliest thing is often the tastiest..." Aunt Liu smugly picked up a piece of meat with her chopsticks and waved it in front of Wei Qingqing. "I guarantee this piece of meat is absolutely the ugliest... hehehehehehe..."
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing turned her face away angrily, her gaze towards Yang Ming filled with grievance. This piece of meat was the first piece she had her eye on.
"Isn't it all about making it look nice? I'll go cut it for you..." Yang Ming said, carrying the basin, and went to the outer room. On the cutting board, he sliced the meat into thin slices.
Yang Ming poured in some more sesame paste, added a little mustard oil and fermented bean curd, then mixed it into a sauce, sprinkled some coriander on top, and served it to Wei Qingqing with great enthusiasm.
"Hmph, once this meat is cut out, you really can't tell if it's good or bad..." Wei Qingqing was delighted. She slowly picked up a slice of meat, dipped it in the sauce, and then ate it. The flavor of the wild boar meat itself, combined with the flavor of the sauce, spread on her taste buds, and a look of intoxication immediately appeared on Wei Qingqing's face.
"Hmph..." Aunt Liu snorted twice, glaring fiercely at Yang Ming.
"Hehe, how about I get you some too?" Yang Ming felt a little guilty under Liu Sao's gaze.
"You stinky Yang Ming, if you dare to make her some sauce, I'll tell Mom you're bullying me..." Wei Qingqing quickly pulled Yang Ming away.
"Yang Ming, you're not a real man, you're so afraid of your wife..." Aunt Liu's words were quite provocative.
"What do you mean by being afraid of your wife? My husband is just being considerate of his wife, isn't that what a husband is like?" Wei Qingqing looked at Yang Ming and said with a smile.
"Then let him feel sorry for her one more time..." Aunt Liu said, quickly snatching Wei Qingqing's sauce bowl and happily dipping the meat in it.
Wei Qingqing's face fell again, and she pointed angrily at Liu Sao with her index finger: "You're shameless, stealing other people's things..."
"Yes, my face isn't as big as yours..." Aunt Liu stretched out her hand and slapped Wei Qingqing's buttocks.
"Honey, she's being a pervert..." Wei Qingqing quickly pleaded with Yang Ming, "You go and be a pervert with her too, spank her..."
"Uh! You two, hurry up and eat, I'm going to check on Gu Pan..." Yang Ming quickly made an excuse to leave, but the excuse he made...
"You're not allowed to go..." Wei Qingqing and Aunt Liu said almost in unison.
Gu Pan was only wearing underwear, and because of the electric shock, her underwear was brittle and could easily fall naked. What are you doing looking at her like that, you big man?
"Hey, I'm calling for my husband, what's it to you?" Wei Qingqing glared at Aunt Liu with dissatisfaction.
"I'm trying to help you..." Aunt Liu showed a hint of indignation at Yang Ming's ungrateful attitude, and waved her hand. "Go on, go on, hurry up and go see Gu Pan. If all else fails, just have her be your mistress..."
"Sixth Sister? Aunt Liu, so you've always called yourself Fifth Sister all along. You're so shameless..." Wei Qingqing's face turned red with anger.
"So what? You have teeth, so bite me then..." Aunt Liu rolled her eyes dismissively.
"Two crazy women..." Yang Ming muttered to himself as he slowly left the house and went to the front yard to look at the pigeons.
There are now 20 pairs of somersaulting pigeons, a result of Yang Ming cheating using the farm space. As long as you raise a pair of somersaulting pigeons in the farm space, a brood will be born every three days. They fly in the sky, occasionally doing somersaults, which is truly a spectacular sight. There are also 20 pairs of somersaulting pigeons. These pigeons have big tails and are rather clumsy when flying. Yang Ming has put pigeon whistles on the large feathers of their tails. As soon as they take off, the wind blows into the pigeon whistles, and a buzzing whistling sound will be heard. The speed of somersaulting pigeons is not fast or slow. The whistling sound has a kind of light music feel to it, which makes people feel calm.
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck..." A bunch of chicks saw their owner strolling in the yard and immediately ran over, clucking at their owner, tilting their heads, and staring at their owner curiously.
Looking at their pitiful appearance, Yang Ming knew they were hungry. These little free-range chickens lay eggs very frequently, with each chicken laying an average of two eggs a day. Therefore, they have a large appetite and need to be fed four or five times a day. Even so, they still have to go to the woodpile to find food every day.
Yang Ming scattered some grain for them, and the chicks immediately flapped their wings and started pecking at it. However, soon the ducks and geese that had been lazily sunbathing nearby also came over, pushing the chicks aside and munching away.
"That's too domineering..." Yang Ming looked at the domineering behavior of the ducks and geese, and then at the pitiful little chickens on the side, anxiously circling around but not daring to rush up to snatch the food. So, he took another handful of food and scattered it down. This time, he scattered it over a larger area to prevent the little chickens from being pushed away by the domineering behavior. The owner scattered another handful of food, and the little chickens immediately chirped happily and quickly began to peck at it.
Thud...
The pigeons that were circling in the sky saw their fellow poultry enthusiasts enjoying a special meal in their yard, and immediately flew down to join the army scrambling for food.
Squeak squeak squeak...
Suddenly, a squeaking sound came from the doorway of the east wing. Wangcai stood there anxiously, jumping up and down, gesturing wildly with one of its little paws towards the east wing.
Yang Ming understood; Wangcai was inviting him in. "What's going on???" Filled with curiosity, Yang Ming entered the east wing.
In the little nest of Wangcai and his wife, there was a bloody mess. Of course, this was not a bloody disaster, but rather a great thing. In this little nest, there were now four pink little fleshy balls. These four little fleshy balls were now nestled in their mother's arms, trembling.
She gave birth???
Seeing the four little chubby babies in the nest, Yang Ming was immediately overjoyed and called into the house, "Qingqing, come out and see! Wangcai is a father now..."
"What? What?" Wei Qingqing's excited voice came, and then Wei Qingqing and Aunt Liu ran out of the house.
"You two slow down, be careful not to fall..." Yang Ming was so frightened by the two old ladies' hurried manner that his face turned pale.
The two great-aunts completely ignored him, pushed him aside, and squatted down in front of Wangcai and his wife's nest, excitedly watching them. They would occasionally stick out their fingers and tap and press on the little ones, making the little ones' mother scratch her head and wish she could bite off those two fingers.
"So cute..." Wei Qingqing finally felt satisfied after teasing the little ones for so long.
"Yes, so cute..." Aunt Liu nodded repeatedly.
"They do look a lot like beef balls, but it's not worth stewing a whole pot of them..." Yang Ming said with some regret.
Yang Ming's words immediately caused the two women to glare at him angrily, while the Gray Spirit Rat, which was naturally sensitive to danger, immediately bristled and glared at Yang Ming.
"Meow..." A meow came from the west wing. Mimi strolled leisurely over and looked at the four little ones with a deep longing and fervor in her eyes.
"Squeak squeak squeak..." Wangcai naturally sensed the ill intent in Mimi's eyes, and with a squeak, he jumped up and down and pounced on Mimi.
A cat-and-mouse battle is about to begin...
"Get out of here..." Yang Ming stretched out his foot, flicked it across Mimi's body, and sent the cat flying. He then stuck his foot under Wangcai's belly and flicked it lightly, sending Wangcai flying far away as well. "Don't you understand what a harmonious society is? You two bastards, if there's a next time, I'll stew you both."
"Husband, you are so awesome..." Wei Qingqing looked at Yang Ming with admiration.
"Yes, how majestic, the boss of the animal kingdom..." Aunt Liu said with a pout.
"Ignore her, she's just jealous..." Wei Qingqing glanced at Aunt Liu and said.
"Hehe, let's hurry up and move these gray spirit rats to the back garden, it's warm there..." Yang Ming said.
"Great...we'll put them under our cabin, so I can see them every time I take a shower..." Wei Qingqing said happily.
So Yang Ming carried the litter of gray spirit rats to the hot spring valley and placed them under the small wooden house. Soon, the little rats quieted down and their bodies stopped trembling.
Just as Yang Ming was moving the gray spirit rats, Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua got into a dispute.
"You heartless bastard surnamed Wei, if anything really happens to my daughter, I'll never forgive you. I'll make sure you go to jail, I'll make sure you get shot..."
In the large square in front of the teaching building of Chengxi No.1 Middle School, a woman sat on the ground, crying and cursing Wei Jianguo.
A group of school leaders and teachers had already fled far away, and only a group of classmates who were close to the victim were trying to persuade the woman who was throwing a tantrum.
This woman's name is Wang Na. She is the mother of Feng Yanyan, the class monitor of Class 3 in the third year of high school. Wang Na herself has a fiery personality. She was both happy and worried about her daughter drinking goat milk. When she was really worried, she would call Wei Jianguo and give him a good scolding on the phone, which made her feel much better.
Wang Na lives not far from the school, in the southwest community of the Chengbei District, just three streets away from Chengxi No.1 Middle School. Her daughter, Feng Yanyan, eats all three meals at home every day. So, when Feng Yanyan returned home at noon today, she angrily told her about what happened at school that morning. She also repeatedly told her that if she harassed Teacher Wei again, she would go on strike and go on a hunger strike. This made Wang Na blush, feel embarrassed, and worried.
Unexpectedly, after lunch, Feng Yanyan suddenly started having severe stomach pain. After being taken to the nearest hospital, the doctor's examination results showed that she had food poisoning.
Such test results ignited a fire in Wang Na's heart. Food poisoning—wasn't it caused by drinking that goat milk? So, Wang Na called her husband, who was at work. The couple waited outside the emergency room for a long time until their daughter was rescued. Then, Wang Na left her husband and daughter behind and rushed off to the No. 1 Middle School in the west of the city.
Upon arriving at the No. 1 Middle School in the west of the city, Wang Na stormed into the principal's office, scratching Principal Hu's face until it was covered in bruises. She then proceeded to act crazy, crying and wailing as she recounted the whole incident. Afterward, she sat on the ground, throwing a tantrum and rolling around on the floor, viciously cursing Wei Jianguo and his wife.
When Principal Hu heard that a student had food poisoning, he was immediately stunned. So much so that he didn't even react when Wang Na tickled him. By the time he felt the burning pain on his face, Wang Na's fingernails were already full of bits of flesh.
Although Lao Hu suffered a great loss, he couldn't possibly stoop to the level of a woman. In addition, feeling guilty, he naturally fled in disarray.
After dealing with Principal Hu, Wang Na went to find Wei Jianguo and his wife. However, Wei Jianguo and Xue Hua had already been tipped off by the students and had gone into hiding. In fact, the couple was also terrified. They never expected that a student would actually get into trouble after drinking milk.
So, after searching the entire school without finding Wei Jianguo and his wife, Wang Na sat down in the square in front of the school's teaching building, crying and cursing Wei Jianguo, the culprit.
More and more students gathered, and many of the parents who had come to apologize to Wei Jianguo and his wife for the milk incident suddenly felt emboldened and rushed into the principal's office.
Only Wang Na cried loudly in the square, causing every student's parent who came to the school to apologize to Teacher Wei to spontaneously join her ranks.
"Auntie, please don't cry. Yan Yan will definitely be fine. We all drink fresh milk and don't feel anything wrong. There must be another reason why Yan Yan is sick. Please don't wrong Teacher Wei..." A female student with short hair said, her voice trembling with tears.
"Auntie, let's go to the hospital to see Yan Yan..." A girl with long hair grabbed Wang Na's arm and tried to pull her away.
"You silly girls, what kind of drug did that guy Wei give you? Why are you taking his side like this? Why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup? Maybe you'll be the next ones to get sick..." Wang Na wouldn't listen to these two girls' advice. If these two girls weren't so close to her daughter, she would have already gotten physical with them.
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