The Little Life of a Big Landlord

Chapter 205 Teasing

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"What does this have to do with me??? You're the one who said it??? I was just guessing, I didn't say it for sure. You're the one who's sure that Aunt Liu is an old monster..." Wei Qingqing said innocently, but there was a sly glint in her eyes.

"Okay...you're waiting for me here???" Yang Ming rolled his eyes. "No problem, who told me to be your husband??? Whatever the wind or rain, just hide behind me..."

"You..." Wei Qingqing was speechless with anger. When a couple teases each other, it's always more interesting for one to be firm and stubborn, allowing the other to enjoy the pleasure of being threatened. Unlike Yang Ming, who directly blocked all escape routes.

"What's wrong???" Yang Ming asked with a mischievous smile when he saw Wei Qingqing's depressed look.

"You're bullying me..." Wei Qingqing pouted and said in a coquettish voice.

"I bullied you??? When did I bully you??? I was protecting you..." Yang Ming said with a mischievous smile.

"You're so annoying..." Wei Qingqing pouted and rolled her eyes at Yang Ming.

"How annoying is it???" Yang Ming smiled and moved closer to Wei Qingqing, his face only an inch away from hers, their breaths mingling.

"I hate you as much as you want..." Wei Qingqing's beautiful eyes were already filled with flirtatious glances.

"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled softly, his lips about to kiss Wei Qingqing's cherry lips...

cough cough...

An untimely cough rang out, and the two of them, like startled mandarin ducks, immediately leaned back, their flushed faces turning slightly to the side.

"I really didn't expect you two to be cheating on each other here..." Aunt Liu's voice was filled with displeasure. "Who just called me a monster???"

"Hey, the wind's blowing, it's time to put you to the test..." Wei Qingqing blushed, glanced at Yang Ming, and got up to flee in panic.

"I..." Wei Qingqing ran away at a frightening speed. Yang Ming had only managed to utter one word when Wei Qingqing's figure had already disappeared.

"Hmph, backstabbing someone is not the behavior of a gentleman..." Aunt Liu sat down angrily in the spot where Wei Qingqing had just been sitting.

"I'm not a gentleman??? I'm a peasant, I'm a landlord, but I've never said I'm a gentleman..." Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Yang Ming, are you really asking for it???" Aunt Liu leaned forward, her pretty face almost touching Yang Ming's, and said in a soft, fragrant breath.

"No, I didn't..." Yang Ming quickly shook his head. "I didn't say anything, really, I swear to the light..."

"Tch, swearing to the lamp??? How did you even come up with that idea..." Aunt Liu scoffed, but little did she know, it was this very action that caused their lips to lightly touch.

"You assaulted me! I'm going to tell my wife..." Yang Ming was terrified, like a virtuous woman who had been wronged, with her arms crossed over her chest, looking like she had been ravaged.

"Stop trying to disgust me..." Aunt Liu rolled her eyes. "I haven't even said anything yet, and you're already showing off..."

"Hey, you're the one who flirted with me, okay???" Yang Ming looked aggrieved. "You...you hurt my young heart..."

"Pah, I'll spit all over your face..." Aunt Liu said, but instead kissed Yang Ming on both cheeks. "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll punish you right here and now..."

"My God, you're too fierce!" Yang Ming's forehead was now covered in cold sweat.

"You've become the victim, and you won't even let your sister-in-law be a little fierce?" Aunt Liu pouted and said.

"Yes, yes, yes..." Yang Ming nodded hurriedly, "Sister-in-law is right, I was wrong, terribly wrong..."

"Hmph..." Aunt Liu snorted smugly, her gaze drifting to the scholar's robe Yang Ming was holding. "It looks quite nice, doesn't it? Why don't I help you try it on?"

"Okay..." Yang Ming quickly handed the scholar's robe he was carrying to Aunt Liu, "If you want to change, go outside the living room..."

Before Yang Ming could finish speaking, Aunt Liu had already taken action. Right in front of Yang Ming, she took off her clothes.

"Uh, you're deliberately getting revenge on me..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes and slowly turned around. Actually, it was all an instinctive reaction. Even if Yang Ming just looked at her like that, it wouldn't matter. After all, he had already seen Liu Sao's body. Even if Wei Qingqing knew, she wouldn't say anything.

"I'll get my revenge on you, you coward with guts but no heart..." Speaking of this, Aunt Liu was really annoyed. Admittedly, Yang Ming was very bold, but he didn't have the intention. In fact, she didn't have the intention either. However, if Yang Ming really wanted to, she wouldn't refuse him, because Yang Ming had already passed her test. But she was a beautiful woman after all, and Yang Ming's disregard still drove her crazy.

"Hehe..." Yang Ming shook his head and smiled, without saying anything more, and continued to add cotton to the spinning machine.

"Look, look how pretty this grandma is..." Yang Ming, who was adding cotton to the spinning machine, was suddenly kicked in the buttocks, and then heard Liu Sao's smug voice.

"Beautiful..." Yang Ming turned around and his eyes immediately widened. The beauty in front of him was dressed in all white, with black boots and a black hat, a wide belt, and a wide-sleeved robe. In particular, her black hair was hidden in the hat, making her look like a rich young lady from ancient times who was disguised as a man and secretly sneaked out of her home to play.

"Hmph..." Aunt Liu chuckled smugly, "If I were to carry a folding fan, wouldn't it make your wife completely infatuated?"

"Impossible. My Qingqing, no one but me can bewitch her..." Yang Ming said confidently and rather arrogantly.

"How about we give it a try?" Aunt Liu raised her eyebrows and said provocatively.

"Let's give it a try. I have more confidence in Qingqing than I do in myself..." Yang Ming said.

"Alright, if Qingqing is really drugged by me, you're mine tonight. If not, I'm yours tonight. Do whatever you want with me. This lady, no, this young master, will absolutely not resist..." Aunt Liu said triumphantly.

"It sounds like I'm the one who's at a disadvantage..." Yang Ming said, sweating profusely.

"You're at a disadvantage..." Aunt Liu immediately put on a furious and angry look, puffing out her cheeks and rolling her eyes so wide that you couldn't even see the black pupils.

"Alright, alright, I don't have time to waste with your nonsense. What do you think of this Confucian robe? Is the quality up to standard?" Yang Ming paid no attention to Aunt Liu's dissatisfaction and continued to stuff cotton into the spinning machine without stopping.

Being completely ignored, Aunt Liu stared at Yang Ming's retreating figure, gritting her teeth, and sullenly checked the quality of her Confucian robes.

"Huh??? There are no gaps at all???" Aunt Liu touched her Confucian robe and was finally surprised. She then examined the other Confucian robes and found that each one seemed to be made of the same material, without any gaps at all. It was as if the cloth was born in the shape of a Confucian robe.

"Of course there are no gaps. The entire Confucian robe came directly from the spinning machine. Well... how should I put it, it's fabric shaped like a Confucian robe..." Yang Ming said while stuffing cotton into the spinning machine.

"Your textile machine is truly a marvel! If you opened a textile factory with a machine like this, you could become the world's largest textile industry leader..." Mrs. Liu clicked her tongue in amazement, her bright eyes shining as she gazed at the rows of textile machines in the living room.

"Do you even need to tell me???" Yang Ming turned his head, rolled his eyes at Liu Sao, "My current identity is that of a major landowner, a person of status even in the universe. Would I bother fighting for supremacy on this mere Earth??? How beneath me???"

"Tch..." Aunt Liu curled her lip in disdain. "You don't even have an agricultural planet yet, do you? You're just a small landowner at best..."

"An agricultural planet will come; it's just a matter of time..." Yang Ming chuckled.

"Time issue??? You're not going to tell us that you've already lived to a ripe old age and are enjoying eternal bliss, are you???" Aunt Liu raised an eyebrow in surprise.

"Uh..." Yang Ming paused, then shook his head, "No, but living past a hundred shouldn't be a problem..."

"A hundred years old sounds like a long time, but it passes in the blink of an eye..." For some reason, Aunt Liu became a little sentimental.

"What's the point of living to such an old age??? By then, your wife, children, and even grandchildren will all be buried, and you'll still be stubbornly clinging to life. What's the point???" Yang Ming curled his lip in disdain.

"That's right, what you said makes sense, but you're already being shameless enough..." Aunt Liu covered her mouth and smiled as she listened to Yang Ming's words.

"You really wish I were dead...?" Yang Ming turned around resentfully, glancing at Liu Sao. "People say the most poisonous heart is a woman's. You wouldn't be thinking of taking my Qingqing for yourself after I'm gone, would you???"

"Pah..." Aunt Liu's face flushed red as she glared at Yang Ming. "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth off. From now on, don't say such unlucky things; they're very effective..."

"It seems like you were the one who said it first..." Yang Ming said, feeling frustrated.

"I'm a woman, so I can break my word, but you men are different. Men are supposed to keep their word..." Aunt Liu said with a serious expression.

"Women can have their word count as law too??? Wasn't Emperor Wu a man of his word???" Yang Ming retorted, unconvinced.

Speaking of Wu Zetian, she is undoubtedly an idol for all Chinese women. Just think, in a patriarchal society, how could a woman rise above everyone else? What kind of methods did she use?

"Alright, from now on, Qingqing and I will be empresses at home. Our words are imperial edicts, and you can't disobey us. Otherwise, this grandma will grant you castration. Anyway, it's Wei Qingqing's private property, so I won't feel bad about cutting it off..." Aunt Liu looked Yang Ming up and down with ill intent.

"Uh... well, never mind what I said..." Under Aunt Liu's piercing gaze, Yang Ming almost wet himself, fearing that her sharp eyes would really turn into a knife and castrate him.

"Hmph," Aunt Liu withdrew her gaze and hummed twice, seemingly unconcerned, "I'll go for a stroll and let you try out the comfort of this Confucian robe..."

"You'd better hurry up..." Yang Ming couldn't wait for her to leave.

"Hmph, you just wait until tonight..." Aunt Liu snorted twice, said a few polite words, and swaggered out.

"Oh dear... no, you can't wear that outfit out. It's for the students. I'll make you a new one that fits..." Yang Ming suddenly noticed the name on Liu Sao's chest and quickly called out.

"Then hurry up..." Aunt Liu said impatiently, "If you want to see me change clothes, just say so. I'll let you see, I don't mind anything, why are you beating around the bush like this???"

"What's so interesting about it??? Your belly's all sticking out, you look like a bloated penguin..." Yang Ming's face darkened. "Hurry up and tell me your height and measurements..."

"Oh...so that's where you were waiting for me??? If you want to know, just say so. I've already touched it, how can I keep your size a secret from you???" Aunt Liu rolled her eyes at Yang Ming, covering her mouth and giggling.

"My God, Aunt Liu, you're getting more and more indecent. Looks like I should record a photo album of you and show it to Bao'er..." Yang Ming pulled out his trump card.

Sure enough, Aunt Liu's expression immediately turned sour, and she glared at Yang Ming with a desperate look: "If you dare to show it to Bao'er, you'd better watch out. Maybe that night, while you're sleeping, I'll clean you up..."

"Um...no, no, I was just joking, don't take it seriously..." Yang Ming was sweating profusely, forcing a smile. Aunt Liu slept with him day and night, occupying half of his arm. Sometimes, she would even take advantage of Wei Qingqing while she was asleep to have Yang Ming all to herself. Given their relationship, if Aunt Liu really did something while he was asleep, it would be impossible to guard against.

"Good to know..." Aunt Liu glared at Yang Ming, snorted through her nose, and then told Yang Ming her height and measurements.

Yang Ming dared not delay, and immediately instructed Ya Ya to make a set of clothes for Aunt Liu and send this shrew away.

Urged on by Yang Ming, Ya Ya hurriedly directed the spinning machine to make a set of Confucian robes, the style of which was exactly the same as the one worn by Aunt Liu, but without any insignia on the chest.

Aunt Liu took off her old Confucian robe and put on this one, made to her own specifications. The moment she put it on, she felt the difference; the robe fit her exceptionally well. She couldn't help but turn around in surprise twice, saying, "I'll go out and try it on, and see how this Confucian robe really is..."

With that, he swayed and swaggered away, exuding an air of elegance...

"My god, this lady is terrifying..." Yang Ming wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, pulled up his pants, and felt the tightness of his manhood. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. It was still there. It seemed that from now on, he would have to touch it every morning when he woke up to make sure it was still there...

Aunt Liu swayed and swaggered into the cabin with an air of elegance. There was no one in the cabin at the moment, but there were people in the hot spring pool outside. Judging from the soft sounds, Aunt Liu knew that the people in the hot spring pool were Zhang Yingning, Aunt Pang, Little Sweetie, Zhu Yun, Policewoman Zhu, Wei Qingqing, and her precious daughter, Little Bao'er.

"Hmph...you guys really know how to enjoy yourselves..." Aunt Liu smiled wickedly to herself, straightened her clothes, opened the door, shook her sleeves, put her hands behind her back, and swaggered out of the wooden house.

"Ladies, may I bathe with you?" Aunt Liu bowed slightly, clasped her hands in a fist, and asked in a rough voice.

"what……"

Suddenly, a scream that could shatter eardrums rang out. Through the misty air, no one could tell that the man in front of them was actually Aunt Liu in disguise.

"Hahahaha...hehehehehehe..." Aunt Liu immediately burst into laughter, unable to catch her breath.

When Aunt Liu smiled, everyone recognized her voice and was momentarily stunned.

"You little brat, you even dare to tease me..." Zhang Yingning was the first to lose her temper, but she respected herself as an elder, so she could only stay in the pool, angrily slapping the water and glaring at Aunt Liu.

"Hehe, this young man is quite pretty, with red lips and white teeth. Let's have him today, ladies..." Officer Zhu was incredibly fierce. Apart from facing Yang Ming, this woman had never suffered a loss and launched the first counterattack.

"Although I don't like you, I agree to your suggestion..." Zhu Yun grinned at Liu Sao, her eyes scanning Liu Sao with ill intent. Just now, she had also been startled.

"No, please don't???" Wei Qingqing's words made Aunt Liu look at her gratefully. "She's already married, it wouldn't be good if my husband found out..."

"Don't worry, if you don't tell, I don't tell, and they don't tell either, Yang Ming won't know..." Auntie Pang was practically an instigator. Luckily, Aunt Liu was a woman, otherwise...

"Alright, I'll go first. If she's still alive after I'm done, then you can go..." Wei Qingqing's gaze was even more aggressive than Er Zhu's, instantly extinguishing Liu Sao's gratitude...

"No, no, that's someone else's mother, you can't eat her..." At the crucial moment, Xiao Bao bravely stood up.

"Look, my daughter is still the best..." Aunt Liu felt incredibly satisfied, thinking that even if they caused her a lot of trouble today, it was all worth it, but...

"Bao'er's mom, only Bao'er can eat this, none of you can..."

The women were stunned by Xiao Bao'er's words, then burst into laughter.

"And there are also those who are possessive of their food..." Wei Qingqing smiled and pinched Xiao Bao'er's little nose.

"Baby, have you finished your homework yet???" Aunt Liu's face turned black with anger, feeling like she had raised an ungrateful wretch.

"Hehe, Teacher Wang went home, Teacher Zhang and Sister Ting are playing, we have a three-day holiday, there's not much homework, I plan to do it tomorrow..." Xiao Bao'er said with a grin as she lay by the pool.

"No, the homework has to be done today, and I'm going to have to do it ten times..." Aunt Liu glared fiercely at her daughter.

"Ah???" Xiao Bao'er screamed.

"What do you mean, 'huh'?! Get dressed right now, come home and do your homework..." Aunt Liu was bossy and domineering. Of course, it was her own daughter; she could discipline her however she wanted. There's a saying... "Disciplining a child on a rainy day, you're just wasting your time anyway..."

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