The Little Life of a Big Landlord

Chapter 226 Accident

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Ji Xiangruyi's beauty is something that makes everyone jealous, and Wei Qingqing is no exception. Liu Sao was so jealous that she gave Yang Ming a dirty look on the spot. Her overly direct attitude even made Xue Hua feel threatened for her daughter.

"Ya Ya never lies..." Ya Ya patted her chest and assured them.

"Then, hurry up, hurry up and send it to us..." Wei Qingqing said anxiously.

"No problem..." Ya Ya smiled triumphantly, waving her little hand, "You guys catch it..."

Two beautifully packaged bags of fresh milk appeared in front of Wei Qingqing with a whoosh. Ya Ya said, "This is Ya Ya's secret recipe fresh milk. After drinking it, not only will it make you smarter, but it will also make your skin smoother and more lustrous, and your hair black..."

"Really???" Wei Qingqing was somewhat doubtful, picking up a bag of milk and looking at it suspiciously. "What kind of milk is this???"

"This is called gene repair nutrient solution. It's a low-end gene potion that Ya Ya made in secret. With Sister Qingqing's constitution, she can't use more advanced nutrient solutions right now," Ya Ya said proudly.

"Gene repair nutrient solution???" Aunt Liu turned her head sharply, a string of glistening tears still clinging to her pretty face, and looked at the two of them suspiciously. "What secret do you two have???"

So, because she was facing away, Aunt Liu didn't see the fresh milk appear out of thin air.

"Hmph, it's nothing, come and take a look..." Yang Ming chuckled and said.

Now that he is a level 9 landowner and also the Jedi Grand Elder of the Interstellar Agricultural Alliance, his status is quite illustrious. If he continues to hide it, he will be too low-key.

"What is this???" Aunt Liu curiously climbed onto the kang (a heated brick bed), snuggled into Yang Ming's arms, and looked at the laptop screen.

"Hi...hello there, it's Aunt Liu who loves to be jealous..." Ya Ya greeted Aunt Liu with a smile.

"Who??? Who's jealous???" Aunt Liu blushed upon hearing Ya Ya's words. "Those who should be jealous aren't, so why should I be jealous??? They're not even anyone to me..."

"Hehe, of course Sister Qingqing isn't jealous. Who would be jealous of two cyborgs???" Ya Ya chuckled and said.

"That's right..." Aunt Liu was so busy trying to cover up her embarrassment that it took her a while to react. "You... what did you say??? A cyborg???"

"Of course, Ji Xiang and Ru Yi are two cyborgs. Otherwise, how could there be such beautiful women in this world? However, although they have sexual characteristics, they are infertile..." Ya Ya said.

"This is such a pity..." Upon hearing that the two beautiful young women were unable to have children, Aunt Liu couldn't help but feel regretful.

"According to interstellar law, cyborgs are not allowed to have reproductive capabilities, which is for moral and ethical reasons..." Ya Ya said.

"Interstellar law???" Aunt Liu raised her eyebrows slightly. This habit was something she learned from Yang Ming.

"Yes, the laws established by the Interstellar Alliance must be obeyed by all intelligent life in the universe..." Ya Ya said.

"Interstellar Alliance???" Aunt Liu felt her brain couldn't keep up; new terms kept bombarding her.

"It's an organization composed of countless cosmic empires that maintains interstellar order..." Ya Ya said.

"A cosmic empire???" Aunt Liu felt like a complete country bumpkin.

"Hehe, there are countless star systems in the universe, and in each star system there are many planets with life. Some countries that have entered the interstellar age are constantly searching for these planets with life, and then immigrating their people to these planets. As these countries' territories grow larger and larger, they will gradually become cosmic empires..." Ya Ya explained.

"So that's how it is..." Aunt Liu still seemed to understand but not quite.

"Alright, alright, let's not talk about this anymore..." Wei Qingqing interrupted Ya Ya, holding up the fresh milk in her hand. "You're saying this is low-end gene repair nutrient solution???"

"Of course..." Ya Ya nodded her little head repeatedly, "This is the most stable gene-repairing agent that Ya Ya has made. It has undergone no less than a million clinical trials, with test subjects ranging from humans to animals and then to plants, and it has shown good gene-repairing effects..."

"Humans??? Animals??? Plants???" Wei Qingqing was extremely surprised.

"Of course..." Ya Ya nodded proudly.

"Did I hear that right??? You just said that plants, animals and plants are a system???" Wei Qingqing's eyes were full of disbelief.

"Of course not, but because the gene repair medicine I make is made entirely from nutrients extracted from plants, it has excellent compatibility, so it works on plants too..." Ya Ya said proudly.

"..." Aunt Liu realized she couldn't get a word in edgewise. Turning her head, she saw Yang Ming, who was also unable to get a word in edgewise. She leaned against him and gently rested her head on his shoulder.

"This is my biggest secret, I'll tell you in a bit..." Yang Ming whispered into Liu Sao's ear.

"No, tell me now..." Aunt Liu said sweetly.

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing glanced at Aunt Liu, "I didn't realize Aunt Liu was so good at being charming."

"Ignore you..." Aunt Liu snorted, rolled her eyes, and provocatively kissed Yang Ming's chin.

"Shameless..." Wei Qingqing glared at Aunt Liu angrily, then continued chatting with Ya Ya.

"Aren't you ashamed...?" Seeing Wei Qingqing angry, Aunt Liu felt a little smug.

"Alright, alright..." Yang Ming put his arms around the two women's waists. "You two stop bickering. You're always arguing over the smallest things, but you're fine again in no time. I almost thought you two were lesbians..."

"You're the lesbian..." Aunt Liu opened her small mouth and gently bit Yang Ming's chin, humming in dissatisfaction.

"Nonsense, women are lesbians, men are called 'back-to-back'..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Oh right, Yang Beibei, who is your 'back'? Would it be convenient to tell us?" Aunt Liu said with a gentle smile.

"Isn't that you, my lap?" Yang Ming lightly slapped Liu Sao's buttocks with his big hand and said irritably.

"How annoying..." Aunt Liu's pretty face turned red, and she glared at Yang Ming. "You knocked my child out, I'll get mad at you..." She snuggled closer to Yang Ming's arms.

"You two are quite united in dealing with outsiders..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes and said.

"Hehe..." Both girls laughed shyly.

"What a blessing to have two wives, sir! You are so lucky to be able to enjoy the blessing of having two wives in this era of monogamy. Ya Ya's admiration for you is like a surging river, endless and unstoppable, like the Yellow River overflowing its banks..." Ya Ya said with a mischievous smile, exaggeratedly cupping her hands towards Yang Ming.

"Ahem, let's get down to business..." Yang Ming glared at Ya Ya, coughed lightly, "Are you really sure these medicines have no side effects???"

"Of course I can, Master, are you doubting Ya Ya???" Ya Ya pouted, looking unhappy.

"Of course, this is for my wife. She's pregnant, and if she gets sick from eating this, I could strangle you and it wouldn't help..." Yang Ming said.

Yang Ming's words filled Wei Qingqing and Aunt Liu with sweet joy. Wei Qingqing was naturally delighted because Yang Ming cared about her, and Aunt Liu was equally pleased because she was entitled to a share of the gene repair serum. Yang Ming's statement, "This is for my wife," subtly included her in the package. Furthermore, Yang Ming added, "My wife is pregnant," which, considering Liu's own pregnancy, clearly implied that he was referring to her…

The two girls were secretly delighted, but Ya Ya was unhappy. She pouted and said angrily, "If you don't trust Ya Ya, then don't take it..."

"It's not that I don't trust you, but I can't risk my wife, can I? I have to drink the first sip..." Yang Ming said, picking up the fresh milk, biting a hole in one corner of the bag, and then drinking the whole bag of milk.

"Ah..." Seeing Yang Ming gulping down the milk, Ya Ya couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, her little mouth wide open, looking quite uneasy. However, she didn't say anything, because it was too late to say anything after Yang Ming had drunk the milk.

"What's wrong???" Wei Qingqing's heart skipped a beat, and she couldn't help but have a bad feeling.

"No way, it wasn't something you drank, was it???" Yang Ming had heard Ya Ya's scream, but he had already drunk the whole bag of fresh milk.

"Um..." Ya Ya lowered her head and stammered, "Um, right..."

"What the heck??? What happened??? Tell me quickly..." Aunt Liu said anxiously.

"That's too much..." Ya Ya swallowed hard. "She drank too much. That's enough for a hundred people..."

"Uh..." All three of them were taken aback.

"That...that's too much???" Wei Qingqing's face turned pale. "What will the consequences be???"

"Tell me quickly..." Aunt Liu urged anxiously.

"Well, it's just that there might be a slight mutation, but it's not Ya Ya's fault. Ya Ya didn't even explain how to take it, and Master drank it all by himself. It's not my fault..." Ya Ya said timidly.

"Heh...hehe..." Yang Ming was stunned. He felt a burning sensation in his abdomen, as if there was a small sun constantly scorching his internal organs and blood, as if it wanted to burn him to ashes. He couldn't help but chuckle twice and then fell backward.

"Husband, husband, what's wrong with you???" Wei Qingqing burst into tears immediately, clinging to Yang Ming and shaking him as she cried.

"Yang Ming, you can't be hurt??? Waaah..." Aunt Liu started crying too, shaking Yang Ming repeatedly. "It's all my fault, it's all my fault. I'm a jinx to my husbands, I shouldn't have gotten involved with you..."

The two women were crying their eyes out, but Ya Ya remained lucid. Seeing them only focused on crying, she said, "Don't cry. At most, Master will mutate; he'll definitely not be in any danger..."

"What will happen then???" Wei Qingqing said, choking back tears.

"Will I turn into a monkey???" Aunt Liu cried and sobbed.

"What will he turn into??? I really don't know. Maybe he'll really turn into a monkey. You two, don't press him down. Stay away from him so as not to affect the master and cause him to undergo some bad mutations..." Ya Ya said hurriedly.

Upon hearing this, the two women immediately left Yang Ming and sat at the end of the kang (a heated brick bed), wiping away their tears while anxiously watching Yang Ming's changes.

Yang Ming's body had become extremely hot, his skin was red like a roasting shrimp, and he looked extremely frightening. His whole body was like a giant furnace, and his body temperature kept rising, making the room feel hot.

"It's so hot, it must be over 100 degrees Celsius, right? Won't it burn people out?" Wei Qingqing wiped the sweat from her forehead and said worriedly.

"No, definitely not. At this temperature, the meat would be cooked. Look at him, there's no change at all. He'll definitely be fine..." Aunt Liu was also very worried, but she didn't forget to comfort Wei Qingqing.

"It's good that you're alright, it's good that you're alright..." Wei Qingqing said repeatedly.

"Wow, Master's genes are truly superior. He took a gene repair drug for a hundred people and there was no gene mutation. His stability is unparalleled..." Ya Ya exclaimed.

"Nothing changed???" Upon hearing Ya Ya's voice, the two women were overjoyed and exclaimed in unison.

"It's changed, of course it's changed, but it's because the medicine is working, rearranging all the genes in the body in the most perfect way..." Ya Ya said excitedly, her eyes shining.

"call……"

The two women breathed a sigh of relief. Now, they didn't care about the potion's magical effects; as long as Yang Ming was alright, they were content.

After an unknown amount of time, it gradually got dark outside. The changes in Yang Ming's body finally subsided, his body temperature returned to normal, and his skin returned to its normal color.

"Phew... I'm so tired..." Yang Ming exhaled a long breath, murmured, and slowly opened his eyes.

"Husband, husband, you're awake..." Wei Qingqing choked back tears as she crawled to Yang Ming's side, lifted his head, and placed it on her lap, tears streaming down her face.

"Why are you crying??? I'm perfectly fine, I just feel a little tired and want to take a nap..." Yang Ming reached out with difficulty and wiped away the tears from the corners of Wei Qingqing's eyes, and said with a smile.

"Are you really alright???" Aunt Liu crawled over, choking back tears, and held his hand tightly, unwilling to let go.

"It's alright, of course it's alright..." Before Yang Ming could say anything, Ya Ya spoke first, "Master's physique has completely changed. The way his genes are arranged has reached perfection. This state of perfection is extremely stable. Now, even an atomic bomb cannot harm Master in the slightest..."

"Really???" Yang Ming's eyes lit up. "Even an atomic bomb can't hurt me???"

"What's an atomic bomb??? First of all, there's the explosive force, and then there's the nuclear radiation. My body is now exceptionally strong. Unless it's an explosion of planetary magnitude, it's impossible for it to harm a single hair on my head. Moreover, my genetic arrangement is at its peak, so nuclear radiation can't damage my genes at all. Therefore, an atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction on Earth, poses absolutely no threat to me..." Ya Ya said.

"Then I've truly turned misfortune into blessing..." Yang Ming thought to himself, quite pleased with himself.

"Hmph... Master, although you benefited greatly from this accident, you still need to learn a lesson: when taking medicine, you must follow the doctor's orders or the dosage and usage instructions on the medicine label, and take it scientifically, so as not to make everyone worry about you..." Ya Ya said angrily, hands on her hips.

"Yes, yes, yes..." Knowing he was in the wrong, Yang Ming readily agreed. He picked up the remaining bag of fresh milk and, sure enough, saw the usage instructions and dosage on it, clearly marked with the words "100 servings".

"Ya Ya, you're blaming us? Who told you to bring out two bags of fresh milk? I thought we'd each drink one bag..." Wei Qingqing glared at Ya Ya and said.

"You..." Ya Ya pouted, "I meant well, I was worried you'd think it was unhygienic for two people to share a packet, so..."

Before Ya Ya could finish speaking, Wei Qingqing lifted Liu Sao's chin and gently sucked on her lips with her rosy lips. Her delicate tongue then slipped into Liu Sao's mouth. Liu Sao did not resist Wei Qingqing's lips and tongue at all, opening her bright red mouth and eagerly responding. Her delicate tongue and Wei Qingqing's tongue intertwined intensely.

The two women's lips and tongues intertwined, their kiss truly inseparable...

Ya Ya was stunned, her mouth agape, unable to close. Yang Ming was also stunned. Looking at the two women's oblivious expressions, he couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy. Indeed, anyone would feel uncomfortable seeing their wife being intimate with another person in front of them, even if that "other person" was a woman.

After a while, the two women separated, panting, a glistening strand of saliva stretching from the corners of their mouths.

"You're overthinking it..." Wei Qingqing glanced at Ya Ya and said breathlessly.

"How annoying..." Aunt Liu blushed, glared at Wei Qingqing, and snuggled into Yang Ming's arms, hiding her beautiful head in Yang Ming's armpit and refusing to come out again.

"You two are such lesbians..." Ya Ya smacked her lips. "I truly feel sorry for the master..."

"You're the lesbian here???" Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes at Ya Ya, gently stroking Yang Ming's face. "We're best friends, what's wrong with kissing???"

"..." Ya Ya was speechless. No one has the desire to reason with a thug.

"Ya Ya, you need to know that this time, you were wrong. You deliberately misled us..." Wei Qingqing stared intently at Ya Ya and said seriously.

"Yes, yes, beautiful mistress, my dearest Qingqing sister, I was wrong, I was so wrong..." Ya Ya said, looking utterly dejected. "I shouldn't have tried to reason with you, with hooligans. It's like trying to make a cat convert to Buddhism while holding a mouse..."

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