The Little Life of a Big Landlord

Chapter 235 Promotion

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"Of course it's true..." Wei Qingqing nodded, looking at Yang Ming with a questioning gaze, "Maybe you'll feel a little uncomfortable afterwards???"

"It's not just a little uncomfortable, it's extremely uncomfortable..." Seeing Wei Qingqing's questioning gaze, Yang Ming laughed, "I've experienced it firsthand. Qingqing and Aunt Liu have also used it, but they didn't dare to take an excessive dose, so they didn't feel any pain at all..."

"call……"

Zheng Dongfang and Xiaotian both breathed a sigh of relief. Xiaotian felt completely exhausted, her body limp, and she kept saying, "It's good that you're alright, it's good that you're alright..."

"From now on, watch your mouth and stop saying whatever comes to mind..." Zheng Dongfang glared at Xiaotian with a manly air and scolded her.

"Okay..." Little Sweetie knew she was in the wrong, so how could she dare to argue? Naturally, she obediently agreed.

"And you, I've noticed that you've become like a charlatan, only saying half of what you mean and half of what you mean. Are you trying to scare us?" Zheng Dongfang glared at Yang Ming and said with dissatisfaction.

"Hehe, I really didn't mean to..." Yang Ming smiled faintly, "This kind of medicine, although it's quite effective and its properties are stable, is still a new drug, so I can't guarantee its effectiveness 100%..."

"There's no need to scare us like that. Just say it directly, right?" Zheng Dongfang was still somewhat dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, alright?" Yang Ming nodded repeatedly in admission of his mistake.

"Hmph..." Although Yang Ming's attitude of admitting his mistake was very sincere, Zheng Dongfang was still a little unhappy. He had already made up his mind that once Zhang Jianhui woke up, the two brothers would definitely settle accounts with Yang Ming.

"Master, dinner is ready. Shall we eat?" At this moment, Jixiang lifted the curtain and poked her head in.

"Wait, we'll start eating once everyone arrives..." Yang Ming said casually.

"Yes..." Jixiang responded, then shrank back and lowered the curtain.

"Waiting for someone?? Waiting for whom???" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Yang Ming and said.

"My dad, my mom, my father-in-law and mother-in-law, Zhang Yangfangfang, Zhang Yang's mom, my little nephew, and Aunt Zhang, Aunt Pang, my godfather..." Yang Ming said calmly.

"Ah??? They're all coming back???" Wei Qingqing's eyes lit up. She had really missed her good friend Sun Fangfang these past two days.

"I'm back, I'll be home soon..." Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Oh, I'll go pick them up..." Wei Qingqing happily put on her shoes, got off the kang (a heated brick bed), took her coat from the clothesline, and ran out quickly.

"I'll go take a look too..." Aunt Liu put on her shoes, got off the kang (a heated brick bed), grabbed her coat, and followed her out.

"Um, I'll go take a look too..." Little Sweetie's cheeks twitched slightly. She glanced cautiously at Zheng Dongfang, and seeing that Zheng Dongfang didn't react, she gave an awkward smile and followed him out.

"That's impressive! The serfs have been liberated and are now singing songs of triumph. Look at how timid that sweet girl was just now..." Yang Ming gave Zheng Dongfang a thumbs up.

"Bullshit..." Zheng Dongfang curled his lip, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, tossed one to Yang Ming, then lit his own and took a deep drag. "You shouldn't spoil this woman, otherwise she'll become more and more outrageous..."

"Put out the cigarette, smoking isn't allowed in our house..." Yang Ming threw the cigarette that Zheng Dongfang had tossed to him back.

"Why didn't you say so earlier???" Zheng Dongfang glared at him and said with dissatisfaction.

"Hehe, since you're my buddy, I'll let you have a puff to enjoy..." Yang Ming chuckled.

"Hahaha..." Zheng Dongfang laughed. "I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out..." He put out the cigarette and put the remaining part into his pocket. He carefully put the cigarette that Yang Ming threw back to him back into the cigarette box.

"Is it really that big of a deal??? It's just a cigarette???" Yang Ming said disdainfully.

"You know nothing, this is a deluxe edition of the Yellow Crane Tower..." Zheng Dongfang said with a smile.

"Yellow Crane Tower???" Yang Ming's eyes lit up, and he lunged at Zheng Dongfang. "Then give me back the one you were using..."

"I offered you a cigarette, and you threw it back untouched, making me lose face. Now you want it again? No way..." Zheng Dongfang grinned slyly, clutching his pocket.

"Are you going to give it to me or not??? If you don't, and I manage to snatch it, you'll lose this whole box..." Yang Ming said, glaring at Zheng Dongfang like a thug collecting protection money.

"Sure, if you're not worried that your two younger siblings will complain about your breath smelling of smoke and won't eat with you anymore, then I'll give you..." Zheng Dongfang laughed.

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't have that kind of relationship with Aunt Liu..." Yang Ming glared at Zheng Dongfang and sat back down.

"Come on, you've been sleeping in the same room, and you still haven't... that kind of relationship??? Who would believe that???" Zheng Dongfang looked at Yang Ming with disdain. "When did you become such a daring fool who doesn't dare to admit what he's done???"

"Nonsense, there's really no such relationship..." Yang Ming argued weakly, "It's just that Aunt Liu is pregnant with my child..."

"Your words are contradictory..." Zheng Dongfang rolled her eyes at Yang Ming, disdainfully saying, "Didn't you just deny it??? Now how come the child is out???" But after thinking about it carefully, she immediately exclaimed in shock, "What did you say??? You got Aunt Liu pregnant???"

"Please note, I said that Aunt Liu is pregnant with my child, not that I got her pregnant..." Yang Ming said with a conflicted expression.

"What do you mean by this???" Zheng Dongfang asked, puzzled.

"In ancient times, if a woman got pregnant, it meant that they had sex. But what about in modern times? A woman getting pregnant doesn't necessarily mean that she had sex..." Yang Ming said.

"Artificial insemination??? In vitro fertilization???" Zheng Dongfang was surprised.

"That's right..." Yang Ming nodded. "Sister Liu's in-laws only had one son, but he passed away before leaving them a grandson. The two old people wanted Sister Liu to conceive so they could have a grandson. The person they wanted to conceive with was Zheng Dahan. Think about it, what kind of person is Sister Liu??? Her in-laws treated her like this, how could she let them have their way??? And the result..."

Yang Ming didn't say what the result was, but Zheng Dongfang understood what the result meant: it was definitely that Liu Sao had used Yang Ming's seed...

"I never imagined there were such feudal things..." Zheng Dongfang shook his head and sighed.

"Indeed..." Yang Ming nodded and sighed.

"However, you have no relation to the Zheng family whatsoever. If Aunt Liu uses your child, do you think those two old guys will agree to it?" Zheng Dongfang said.

"They had no idea that it was Aunt Liu who secretly switched them..." Yang Ming said.

"This Mrs. Liu is truly a heroine among women..." Zheng Dongfang immediately gave her a thumbs up in high esteem.

"Yes, I admire her too..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly.

"But the child will have to take Zheng's surname after it's born. You don't mind?" Zheng Dongfang said.

"You think Aunt Liu would hand the child over to her in-laws???" Yang Ming shook his head. "You don't know, do you? Aunt Liu's family line has ended..."

"Oh..." Zheng Dongfang immediately realized, "So you're going to give the child to her maternal family to continue the family line???"

"She originally had this plan, but I gave her parents some dragon eggs, which made them young again. As a result, the old couple were able to have children again..." Yang Ming said.

"To put it another way, it's like a factory seeing a customer urgently needing a batch of goods, so they work overtime to produce them, but after finishing, they find the customer doesn't need them anymore, and then the goods are stuck with them..." Zheng Dongfang stroked his chin, "Wouldn't Aunt Liu suffer a huge loss???"

"That's quite crude..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes at Zheng Dongfang, then chuckled and said, "But the analogy is quite apt..."

"That's..." Zheng Dongfang smiled smugly, then a hint of ambiguity appeared in his eyes as he said, "Tell me, how did Aunt Liu get the raccoon cat from you?"

"Huh???" Yang Ming was taken aback.

"The substitution of the prince by a cat, Aunt Liu's trick is quite clever..." Zheng Dongfang laughed.

"Get lost! Did you switch the prince for a raccoon dog?" Yang Ming glared at Zheng Dongfang, his face flushed with anger.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's the Crown Prince who swapped the cat. Tell me, how did Sister Liu get your Crown Prince?" Zheng Dongfang grinned mischievously.

"It wasn't from me. As for how I got it, that involves privacy, so I can't tell you..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes and said helplessly.

"I feel like a cat is scratching at my heart..." Zheng Dongfang said pitifully, with a pleading look on his face.

"Are you being a pervert, you second brother-in-law???" Yang Ming said.

"Huh??? Oh oh oh..."

Upon hearing the words "Second Brother-in-law," Zheng Dongfang basically understood what was going on. This matter was definitely related to Wei Qingqing. Since it was related to Wei Qingqing, he couldn't continue to ask. He simply nodded repeatedly, giving a vague response, and changed the subject, asking, "What happened just now?"

"What's going on???" Yang Ming asked, puzzled.

"It's about your parents coming over, right? You know about it, but your sister-in-law doesn't?" Zheng Dongfang looked at Yang Ming with a strange expression.

"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled, then said seriously, "It's nothing. If I wanted to, I could know what's happening in any corner of the world..."

"Hmm???" Zheng Dongfang raised an eyebrow, looking doubtful. "You're not running a fever, are you...?"

He was familiar with Yang Ming's personality and knew when Yang Ming was talking about serious matters and when he was joking.

"What do you think??? If I can get my hands on gene-editing agents, why can't I monitor the entire world???" Yang Ming laughed.

"hiss……"

Zheng Dongfang gasped, "You're not going to end up like the protagonist in a fantasy novel, getting a supercomputer with alien technology and then hiding in this little mountain village to slowly develop it, are you???"

"Well, that's about right..." Yang Ming nodded and said with a smile.

"hiss……"

Zheng Dongfang gasped again, his voice trembling as he lowered his voice and asked, "Really???"

"Have you ever read a novel with a portable reader?" Yang Ming asked with a smile.

"You mean..." Zheng Dongfang suddenly realized, and based on the exceptionally high-quality vegetables and fruits that had appeared at Yang Ming's house, he had basically guessed the gist of it, "You have a strange space for growing vegetables, filled with abundant spiritual energy..."

"Not only that..." Yang Ming smiled slightly, "there's also time acceleration..."

"Gulp..." Zheng Dongfang swallowed hard, his face filled with disbelief.

"How about that??? Surprised, aren't you???" Yang Ming glanced at Zheng Dongfang and laughed.

"You're really bold to tell me such a secret. Even fathers and sons would probably turn against each other over something like this..." Zheng Dongfang smiled bitterly, but there was a deep sense of gratitude in his smile. The fact that Yang Ming was willing to tell him this secret meant that he regarded him as his most trustworthy brother.

"Do you think I'm stupid???" Yang Ming glared at Zheng Dongfang. "If I could tell you this, wouldn't I have told you already? Why would I have waited until now???"

"What do you mean???" Zheng Dongfang asked.

"It's simple. I've already upgraded my space to the highest level, and I've also become the Jedi Elder of the Interstellar Agricultural Alliance. Now, I'm a person of status throughout the entire universe, so naturally I'm not afraid to tell you little natives..." Yang Ming said proudly.

"You bastard, can't you even move me a little???" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes and gritted his teeth.

"You know my temper. I hate it when a grown man looks at me with such affection. It gives me goosebumps..." Yang Ming laughed.

"Get lost..." Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes at Yang Ming. "I've noticed that you're getting more and more infuriating, not cute at all..."

"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled, "If I said I wanted you to work for me, would you do it???"

"Work for you??? What do you do???" Zheng Dongfang asked curiously.

"Planet administrator..." Yang Ming said.

"Cough cough cough..." Zheng Dongfang choked on his own saliva and coughed violently. "What did you say??? What administrator???"

His tone was full of disbelief.

"Planet administrator..." Yang Ming gave him a 'you're out of touch' look. "So what if you're a planet administrator??? If you hadn't drunk a hundred doses of gene serum and your genetic makeup wasn't already at its most perfect state, I wouldn't even bother using you..."

"You're asking me to manage the Earth, right???" Zheng Dongfang rushed to Yang Ming's side and excitedly grabbed Yang Ming's hand.

"Ugh..." Yang Ming, annoyed, quickly pulled his hand away from his, and said disdainfully, "You wish! You think you can control the Earth? Do you even have that ability?"

"Then what do you mean???" Zheng Dongfang asked, his eyes wide.

"I'll give you an ecological planet so you can help me grow crops and raise livestock..." Yang Ming said.

"You..." Zheng Dongfang trembled all over, his face filled with disbelief. "You said, give me an ecological planet... what do you mean??? Explain it clearly..."

"Um..." Yang Ming hesitated, noticing Zheng Dongfang's strange behavior, and asked, "You...can your heart handle it?"

"Don't worry..." Zheng Dongfang took a deep breath, "My heart is very strong, I can definitely handle it..."

"If we're talking about ecological planets, we have to start with the World Tree. What is the World Tree? You can think of it as a space gate. Through the World Tree, we can open space gates and enter planets where the World Tree grows. In that case, wouldn't it be possible to travel from Earth to other planets?" Yang Ming said.

"Hehehehe..." Zheng Dongfang's throat seemed to be covered with phlegm, making a series of hehe sounds, his eyes wide open.

"Some planets without civilized races belong to the discoverer according to the Alliance's rules. So, I will definitely own many planets in the future. In that case, I will need a lot of administrators to manage the planets. And since you are my buddy, I will promote you and make you a planet administrator..." Yang Ming said with a smile.

"I...can I do it???" Zheng Dongfang felt like he had been hit by a huge pie, his soul floating up to the clouds, but when he saw that he had flown too high, he became terrified.

"You're so young, and you're already past your prime???" Yang Ming's scrutinizing gaze slid down Zheng Dongfang's face until it reached a certain spot between his legs.

"You...you're talking nonsense! How could I not be good enough? I don't know how good I am. If you don't believe me, ask your sister-in-law..." Zheng Dongfang, who was originally terrified, was furious when Yang Ming insulted his dignity as a man. He pointed at Yang Ming's nose and shouted.

"Whether it works or not is none of my business???" Yang Ming said somewhat timidly, but a mischievous smile was on his face.

"You..." Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but laugh and cry when he saw Yang Ming's expression. "I was just afraid you'd mess it up, weren't I? Although I'm a manager, my jurisdiction is only for this one hotel. This planet isn't a hotel..."

"I've realized you've hit a dead end. You need to understand, I'm talking about discovering planets without any civilized races, only then can they belong to me. What does 'without civilized races' mean??? It means that it's a barbaric planet, and the creatures on it are all without intelligence..." Yang Ming said.

"Then what should I do???" Being a planet administrator is a wonderful thing. Only a fool wouldn't do it. In this era where people can't afford houses, being able to manage a planet means that at least you won't have to worry about where to live when you get married... even though Zheng Dongfang's family owns quite a few properties.

"You don't need to do any physical labor. I will arrange for dedicated cyborgs. You just need to manage these cyborgs..." Yang Ming said.

"A cyborg???" Zheng Dongfang raised an eyebrow again.

"Yes, cyborgs..." Yang Ming nodded. "See Jixiang and Ruyi? They are the cyborgs I created. They are exactly the same as humans in every way, but they cannot reproduce..."

"..." Zheng Dongfang's mouth moved, but he didn't know what to say.

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