The Little Life of a Big Landlord

Chapter 258 Luxury

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"Okay..." Yang Ming's words were immediately met with Wei Qingqing's support. Although they had only been here for less than two days, Wei Qingqing was indeed homesick. "Shall we go back now???"

"No rush, just like a teacher assigning homework, let me give our cyborg girls some tasks first..." Yang Ming said, clapping his hands lightly.

"Master, what are your orders?" A cyborg girl appeared silently in front of Yang Ming.

"We can continue to cultivate bio-engineered humans, but don't build too many houses. Apart from here, no other human-made building complex is allowed on this planet. In the future, your development of this planet should focus on tourism..." Yang Ming gave a brief explanation.

"Yes..." the cyborg girl replied respectfully.

"Pass the word down that if anyone asks about us, just tell them we've returned to Earth. If anyone wants to go back to Earth, just put your hand on the tree trunk and silently say '0' in your mind." After saying this, Yang Ming pulled Wei Qingqing through the portal and went straight back to Earth.

The sudden return from night to midday creates a sense of temporal disorientation. Ignoring Yang Yi and the others' greetings, Wei Qingqing began to complain: "We should transplant the World Tree to the other side of Wei Family Star in the future. Otherwise, we'll eventually get confused by the time difference. Suddenly going from day to night is fine, but going from night to day is bad for our eyes..."

"Yes..." Yang Ming also felt that Wei Qingqing's words made a lot of sense, and nodded, saying, "In a couple of days, let's collectively adjust the positions of the World Trees, and adjust them all to the same latitude and longitude..."

"I'm hungry..." Wei Qingqing said sweetly, clinging to Yang Ming's arm.

"Come on, let's go eat now..." Yang Ming grasped Wei Qingqing's small hand, smiled gently, and led Wei Qingqing out of the valley.

"Let me tell you, hurry up and get Jixiang to cook. I want to eat chicken, duck, pork, beef, abalone, sea cucumber, shark fin..." Wei Qingqing rattled off a whole bunch of food names in one breath.

"My God, you want to eat both raw and cooked food???" Yang Ming feigned surprise.

"If there's raw food, we'll eat it raw; if there's cooked food, we'll eat it cooked. I haven't been getting enough nutrition these past few days, and my son has gotten so thin from hunger. I need to give him some extra nutrition..." Wei Qingqing said with a smile, her beautiful face looking at Yang Ming, her little hand tightly gripping Yang Ming's hand.

"Hehehe..." Yang Ming laughed, "Alright, alright, as a level 9 landlord, I absolutely can't skimp on my wife's food..."

"Hehehe..." Wei Qingqing giggled.

The two walked out of the back garden, chatting and laughing tenderly, and went straight to the back gate to enter the house.

"Grandpa and Grandma are back???" Jixiang, who was cooking in the outer room, greeted Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing with great joy.

"Hmm...you're back..." Yang Ming nodded with a smile, and with a wave of his hand, a huge pile of fresh ingredients appeared in front of him, immediately filling the entire outer room. "Grandma's picky about food today, so you'd better watch out..."

"No problem..." Jixiang looked at the room full of ingredients, his eyes shining.

It is said that what chefs love most is always having some fresh ingredients at hand, just like how writers love books.

"You stinking farmer, you're finally back..." Zhao Dongge lifted the curtain and peeked out, but he was stunned by the food in the outer room before he could finish his sentence. He then tumbled off the kang (a heated brick bed), quickly scrambled to his feet, and, with the curtain still on his head and his hands gripping the doorframe, stared wide-eyed at the food. "Chicken, duck, pork, beef, abalone, sea cucumber, and... and a great white shark..."

"What nonsense are you spouting??? Although Fourth Brother is not fair, you can't rip him off like this. Abalone and sea cucumber are fine, but this great white shark..." Zhang Jianhui muttered as he peeked out from under Zhao Dongge's arm. The scene in front of him made the rest of his words get stuck in his throat.

"Jixiang, hurry up and get it ready..." Yang Ming said, leading Wei Qingqing through the various ingredients and moving towards the east room.

"Grandpa and Grandma are resting in their room. Jixiang is very fast..." Jixiang said excitedly.

"Hmm..." Yang Ming nodded, then squeezed into Zhao Dongge's arms. "What are you two doing blocking the door?" Ignoring his two best friends who were completely shocked and staring blankly at the ingredients, Yang Ming took Wei Qingqing's hand and went into the inner room.

The couple entered the house and saw four beautiful women lying on the kang (a heated brick bed). The four women were drowsy and almost asleep.

"Huh???" Zhang Yue heard the noise, looked up, and saw Wei Qingqing and Yang Ming walking into the room. She couldn't help but sit up. "You're back???" Then she quickly pushed the other three girls, waking them up.

"What's wrong with you guys??? Aren't you going to soak in the hot spring???" Wei Qingqing said, taking off her shoes and climbing onto the kang (heated brick bed).

"Where have you two gone??? I can't find a trace of you??? I asked your maid, but she didn't give me a single answer..." Zhu Yun rolled her eyes at the couple and said with some dissatisfaction.

"Yang Ming, tell me honestly, where did you go??? Did you sell out our Phoenix???" Zhang Yue glared at him, questioning him righteously.

"Phoenix..." Just mentioning the phoenix made Yang Ming break out in a cold sweat. He had taken Zhang Fenghuang, Li Xuefei, and Zhuo Mengfei to Weijia Star. Although the two little girls were clever, they were still young and were stunned by the magical journey through space. However, Zhang Fenghuang felt no pressure at all about this magical journey. As soon as she came out of the space gate and confirmed that this was indeed an alien planet, she jumped and shouted excitedly, asking all sorts of questions like, "Is there civilization on this planet? Is there magic? Is there martial arts? Are there magical beasts or monsters?" She bombarded Yang Ming with questions, almost blasting him to smithereens. In the end, Wei Qingqing appeared in time and rescued Yang Ming.

In the end, Zhang Fenghuang successfully obtained the management rights of three planets from Yang Ming. Then, together with Xu Haixia, Li Xuefei, and Zhuo Mengfei, and several cyborg girls, she embarked on a fantastical alien journey to find her ideal alien planet.

Actually, the three planets were just something Yang Ming used to shut Zhang Fenghuang up.

"Phoenix really got a great deal..." Even Wei Qingqing broke out in a cold sweat when she thought of Zhang Fenghuang. She had never seen a woman put her husband in such a sorry state before. Her rapid-fire questions made her almost think that Zhang Fenghuang had a machine gun in her mouth...

"Ahem..." Officer Zhu coughed twice. "You two are now suspected of a criminal case involving the trafficking of women. Quickly confess honestly and try to get lenient treatment..."

"Why do I feel like the phoenix has bitten a piece of flesh off you guys???" Liu Lili said, looking at the couple's pained expressions.

"Lily has such high standards..." Yang Ming gave Liu Lili a thumbs up. "We let Phoenix take a big bite out of us. From now on, Phoenix will truly be the richest woman on Earth..."

"What exactly happened???" Zhu Yun asked curiously.

"That's a long story..." Yang Ming said with a bitter expression, "I finally understand that in this world, whether it's a male or female fly, they're equally annoying when they're flying..."

"Hehehe..." Wei Qingqing chuckled at Yang Ming's miserable expression. "You, you never know when to speak! Don't you know the relationship between the three beauties in front of you and Phoenix???"

"Hehehe..." Yang Ming chuckled. "It's alright. From today onwards, the phoenix has truly flown up the parasol tree and become a real phoenix. It's no longer in the same league as these three chickens..."

"You damn Yang Ming, who are you calling a chicken???" Zhang Yue was furious. She bared her teeth and claws and pounced on Yang Ming, looking like she was determined to scratch his face until it was covered in bruises.

"You deserve a beating..." Zhu Yun glared and leaped from the kang (a heated brick bed) towards Yang Ming, her two jade-like legs stretching and bending as she kicked at him.

"There's no one worse than Yang Ming in this world..." Liu Lili muttered, while one of her small hands reached for her waist, wanting to loosen Yang Ming's soft flesh.

Yang Ming didn't launch any earth-shattering counterattack. He simply used a very simple move to make all three women's attacks miss their mark... Faced with the three women's attacks, Yang Ming decisively crouched down and hid under the kang (a heated brick bed).

"Shameless..." Zhu Yun blinked, her foot missing its mark. "It's almost as bad as a lazy donkey rolling around..."

"Honestly, so useless..." Zhang Yue knelt on the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed), looking down at Yang Ming, who was curled up.

"Hmph... If there's nothing under your kang (heated brick bed), I bet you'd be burying your head in the sand like an ostrich..." Liu Lili leaned over the edge of the kang and pinched Yang Ming's butt, "You only care about your head, not your backside..."

"Hey... Liu Lili, how dare you molest me..." Yang Ming straightened up, glaring at Liu Lili, "You've got some nerve! You dare to lay a hand on me in front of my wife???"

"You dare? What can you do to me???" Liu Lili pouted, glared at him, and jumped off the kang (a heated brick bed) to chase after Yang Ming.

"I'm a good man, I don't fight with women..." Yang Ming jumped onto the kang (a heated brick bed) and hid behind Wei Qingqing.

"Hmph, I'll let you off this time because your wife is pregnant..." Liu Lili saw Yang Ming hiding behind Wei Qingqing and could only reluctantly give up the idea of ​​punishing him. After all, it wouldn't be good to run into Wei Qingqing while they were playing around.

"Hey... what are you two doing???" Zhang Yue glared at Yang Ming, but when she saw the two brothers standing at the door like wax figures, not moving at all, she couldn't help but frown and call out.

"Feed..." Zhang Yue climbed up behind Zhang Jianhui and patted him on the back. "Are you two crazy??? What are you doing???" Her little hands pulled open the curtain a crack, and her eyes peered out through the gap...

"Yueyue..." Zhu Yun looked at Zhang Yue, who was still motionless in one position, with some surprise. "Yueyue, what's wrong with you???" she said, jumping off the kang (a heated brick bed), putting on her shoes, walking to Zhao Dongge's side, and lifting the curtain to take a look...

"What kind of curse is this???" Liu Lili was horrified to see Zhu Yun frozen in place, as if under a spell. She wanted to go check on her, but couldn't muster the courage. She looked to Yang Ming for help, "Go check on her, see what's wrong..."

"What's so interesting about that???" Yang Ming rolled his eyes. "These country bumpkins got intimidated by some good food... They've never seen anything like it..."

"Delicious???" Liu Lili's expression changed. She climbed behind Zhang Yue and looked outside. However, because the gap was too small and she was too far back, she couldn't see the whole thing, only a section of a huge fish body. She couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow... what a big fish! Could it be a Chinese sturgeon???"

"Chinese sturgeon??? Wow, you dare to eat a nationally protected animal, you're really too bold..." Officer Zhu jumped off the kang (a heated brick bed) and moved next to Zhu Yun. Looking outside, Officer Zhu was also shocked, as expected.

"Hehe..." Wei Qingqing giggled, leaned back, and snuggled into Yang Ming's arms. "Looks like you really scared them..."

"It's not that we were scared, it's that we stunned them..." Yang Ming put his arm around Wei Qingqing's waist. "Just imagine, two large, lively sharks suddenly appeared here. Anyone would be stunned if they saw that!"

"Sigh..." Wei Qingqing turned her head to look at Yang Ming, "They're all alive, why aren't they making any noise???"

"Of course I won't bark. Do you think your husband is some pushover?" Yang Ming smiled calmly. "The genetic arrangement in my body has reached its most perfect state. I'm already considered a high-level creature. Ordinary livestock wouldn't dare to bark in my presence..."

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing pouted, "I want to drink enough for a hundred people too..."

"If you want to drink it, you should wait until after you give birth to our son. Otherwise, who knows if those medicines will have any effect on our son?" Yang Ming said.

"Hehe..." Wei Qingqing knew, of course, that she couldn't just take any medicine in her current state. She chuckled and gestured towards the group of people standing dumbfounded at the door, "Let's get them back to their senses. They're probably all daydreaming right now..."

"Not including me... I still haven't seen what happened..." Liu Lili turned around, her little mouth pouting, looking very depressed.

"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled softly, moved out from behind Wei Qingqing, jumped off the kang (a heated brick bed), and gently patted the five people on the back.

"Fourth brother, where did you get this??? It's a shark..." Zhao Dongge stared at Yang Ming with his mouth agape and his eyes wide open, as if he wanted to melt him with his gaze.

"You stinking farmer, I'm going to eat as much of these abalone as I want, don't you dare stop me..." Zhang Jianhui's eyes were red. The abalone that Yang Ming brought were much larger than ordinary abalone. If they appeared in some big hotels, they would definitely sell for a sky-high price.

"Farmer brother..." Zhang Yue's face was flushed, "I want to eat shark fin to rinse my mouth..."

"Yang Ming..." Zhu Yun didn't like seafood. Her eyes were always fixed on the livestock and poultry. Their bodies, which were two or three sizes larger than ordinary livestock and poultry, made her secretly swallow her saliva. She had already made up her mind that she would be the first to eat when it was served.

"That's too extravagant..." Officer Zhu blinked and murmured, "They're killing two sharks for one meal, that's just too extravagant..."

"Are you all crazy???" Yang Ming glanced at the others, lifted the curtain and saw that Ji Xiang had already started to work. The kitchen knife in her hand was not a sharp weapon that could cut hair in one blow, but she wielded it very nimbly. With flashes of light, all the livestock and seafood were slaughtered by her. Strangely, after the livestock and seafood died, the gushing blood shot up very high, then gathered together in mid-air, and finally fell into the open pot on the stove on the west side.

Skinning, removing tendons, and cleaning internal organs were all a piece of cake for Jixiang. Jixiang's movements were quick and decisive. In no time, all the livestock and seafood were processed. The ribs, offal, and limbs were all neatly piled together. The whole process was like an artist performing live.

"The butcher skillfully dissected the ox..." Wang Yufang's surprised voice came from the doorway of the west room.

"Such precise control..." Zhu Yun had a different opinion on Ji Xiang's movements.

"A master..." Officer Zhu stared at the knife in Ji Xiang's hand, her eyes shining, and said sincerely.

"Erfang, bring us a bunch of bananas..." Yang Ming said to Wang Yufang.

"Oh..." Wang Yufang quickly responded, turned around and went into the west room, and brought back a bunch of bananas.

"Erfang, your sister is gone???" Yang Ming took the banana, handed it to Wei Qingqing, sat down on the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed), and asked Wang Yufang.

"Hmm..." Wang Yufang nodded. "After dinner, my sister left. Brother Wang took her to the station..."

"That's good..." Yang Ming nodded.

"Brother Yang, have you seen Xuefei and Mengfei?" Wang Yufang asked in a low voice.

"I see them. They're with your Sister Phoenix. You don't need to worry about them..." Yang Ming said.

"Oh..." Wang Yufang nodded, sat down next to Yang Ming, and said hesitantly, "Brother Yang, can you... can you get them back??? We skipped class to come out, and if we miss too much time, we won't be able to keep up with our studies..."

"It's alright, let them have a couple more days..." Yang Ming smiled, taking the banana Wei Qingqing handed him from behind. "You should stay a few more days too. Later, I'll have someone take you somewhere fun..."

"Well..." Wang Yufang blushed, "Alright then..."

"Fourth brother, tell me, what exactly happened???" Zhao Dongge sat down in the chair in front of the cabinet, his expression serious. "Chickens, ducks, pigs, cows, and even more outrageous, two great white sharks! How did you get all that???"

"Hehe, it's very simple, I raised them all..." Yang Ming smiled slightly, took out his phone, edited a short message, and sent it out.

"Don't try to fool us, what exactly happened???" Zhang Jianhui frowned and stood next to Zhao Dongge.

"Someone will come in a little while. She will take you to a place, and once you get there, you will know everything..." Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Where?" Zhu Yun asked.

"It's a great place, the air is really fresh. The only thing you need to be careful about is not to damage the environment..." Yang Ming said.

"What kind of mysterious place is it???" Zhang Yue blinked her big eyes and asked curiously.

"Yeah, why are you trying to fool us? Explain yourself clearly..." Liu Lili said.

"Master..." Just then, a girl who looked exactly like Jixiang walked up and bowed to Yang Ming.

"Take them to Weijia Star..." Yang Ming said calmly.

"Yes..." the girl replied, gesturing to the people in the room, "Everyone, please follow me..." With that, she turned and walked out, leading the way.

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