The Little Life of a Big Landlord

Chapter 262 Drunkenness

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"Qingqing, listen to this yourself. Even our Bao'er knows that children shouldn't drink alcohol. You're trying to get my son drunk. If he becomes an alcoholic, see how I deal with you..." Yang Ming said, patting Bao'er's head.

"What does she know, little brat??? Drinking alcohol warms the body and improves blood circulation..." Wei Qingqing glared at Xiao Bao'er and said.

"I'm not a little kid..." Little Bao'er pouted and protested, waving her little fists.

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing glanced at Xiao Bao'er sideways, a slight twitch at the corner of her mouth, "Little brat..."

"Godmother is bad, godmother is the worst..." Xiao Bao pouted and glared angrily at Wei Qingqing.

"You dare say your godmother is bad???" Wei Qingqing narrowed her big eyes, quickly climbed onto the kang (a heated brick bed), grabbed Xiao Bao'er in a few quick movements, and put her hand under Xiao Bao'er's armpit to tickle her.

"Hahahaha..." Little Bao struggled, waving his little hands and kicking his little legs, laughing until tears streamed down his face.

"Is godmother nice?" Wei Qingqing asked.

"Godmother is the best, godmother is the best, hahaha...hehehehe..." Xiao Bao laughed so hard he couldn't catch his breath.

"Seeing as you little brat, you're quite sensible. I'll let you off this time..." Wei Qingqing said smugly as she pulled her hand away.

Having escaped the clutches of evil, Xiao Bao'er scrambled to her feet and hid behind Yang Ming, pouting as she looked at Wei Qingqing: "Godmother is the worst, she bullied Bao'er..."

"Oh ho???" Wei Qingqing raised an eyebrow, put one hand on her hip and pointed at Xiao Bao'er with the other, "You little brat, you've really gotten bold. You think I won't punish you just because you're hiding behind your godfather???" As she spoke, she was about to teach the little guy a lesson.

"Alright, alright..." Yang Ming pulled Wei Qingqing into his arms. "Why are you bullying her? Bao'er wasn't wrong, good kids shouldn't drink..."

"She's almost a mother, and she's still a child???" Wei Qingqing pouted, looking at Yang Ming, but her eyes caught sight of Xiao Bao'er making a face at her. She couldn't help but say angrily, "Look at her, she's making faces to annoy me..."

"Huh???" Yang Ming turned his head, and Xiao Bao'er's expression immediately changed, looking pitiful, terrified, and as if she had been abused. "What??? Look how scared you've made the child. Mind your image..."

"I noticed her transformation just now. This little brat is incredibly cunning..." Wei Qingqing gritted her teeth in anger.

"Sister Liu, did Bao'er make a funny face just now?" Yang Ming asked.

"Our precious daughter would never make funny faces!" Of course, Aunt Liu sided with her beloved daughter.

"Oh dear, you're making me so angry! Look at the person you asked..." Wei Qingqing buried her head in Yang Ming's arms, playfully waving her little fists and lightly punching his chest.

"What's wrong??? I'm just telling the truth..." Aunt Liu smiled and climbed onto the kang (a heated brick bed), crawled behind Yang Ming, and hugged her precious daughter into her arms.

"No more fussing, especially little Bao'er. Don't make a fuss with Mommy. Mommy is carrying your little brother. It wouldn't be good if you hurt him..." Yang Ming said.

"Daddy, where is the little brother? Is he in Mommy's tummy?" Little Bao blinked and looked at Wei Qingqing's slightly bulging belly as he asked.

"Yes, in Mom's tummy..." Yang Ming nodded.

"How did the little brother end up in Mommy's tummy? Did Mommy eat him?" Xiao Bao asked.

"Pfft..." Aunt Liu was amused by her precious daughter's words. "That's right, you were born after your mother ate you..."

"Ah???" Little Bao'er's mouth gaped open, her eyes filled with terror. "Mommy eats people..."

"Nonsense..." Aunt Liu's face hardened as she looked at her precious daughter, "You weren't even human back then..."

"What is Bao'er???" Little Bao'er blinked her big eyes, poked her right index finger at the corner of her mouth, and asked curiously.

"Back then, you were just an egg. Your mother boiled you, dipped you in soy sauce, and ate you. As soon as she finished eating, her stomach started to hurt, and that's how she gave birth to you..." Aunt Liu said with a smile.

"So, Bao'er used to be an egg..." Little Bao'er blinked her eyes and said innocently.

"Yes..." Aunt Liu hugged the little baby, kissed her on the cheek, and said.

"Then Bao'er won't eat eggs anymore..." Bao'er said.

"Why? Because they are your kind?" Aunt Liu asked with a smile.

"No, that's not true. Eating eggs will make you have a baby..." Xiao Bao'er said.

Aunt Liu was stunned by Xiao Bao'er's answer.

"Hehehe..." Wei Qingqing laughed, glancing at Liu Sao, "You're just trying to fool your girl. Just wait and see how she makes a fool of herself..."

It's said that little kids all have a desire to show off in front of their friends. Once someone learns something new, they'll definitely show it off to their friends to demonstrate how much they know.

"Hehe..." Aunt Liu laughed too, blushing as she glanced at Wei Qingqing. "Who lied? I didn't lie..."

"Master, ladies, young lady, dinner is ready..." Ruyi carried the kang table in and gently placed it on the kang.

"Pretty sister, are you talking about us when you say 'master,' 'grandmother,' and 'young lady'?" Little Bao'er's eyes darted around, and she said sweetly.

"Yes..." Ruyi smiled.

"Grandpa is my father, and Grandma is my two mothers, so you should call me Auntie..." Little Bao'er said in a clear voice, counting on her fingers.

"Uh..." Ruyi was speechless.

"Ruyi, don't worry about this little girl, go and do your work..." Aunt Liu said.

"Yes, Second Madam..." Ruyi replied respectfully, then turned and left.

"Mommy, why does that pretty lady call you Second Grandma?" Little Bao asked, looking up at his mother.

"Uh..." Aunt Liu's face twitched slightly. "She told your godmother..." She couldn't lose face in front of her daughter.

"So my godmother is actually my second grandmother..." Xiao Bao'er suddenly realized.

"Liu Fen, are you rebelling???" Wei Qingqing glared and said.

When it came to matters of status and legitimacy, Wei Qingqing was more than willing to step forward.

"How did I rebel???" Aunt Liu glared back defiantly.

"My godmother is younger than my mother, so of course she's my second grandmother..." Xiao Bao'er said.

"Get out of here, you little brat..." Wei Qingqing glared at the little guy and said.

"Come on, let them pinch each other, let's eat, you and your son..." Yang Ming said, picking up Xiao Bao'er and then the two of them sat down at the kang table.

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing and Aunt Liu stared at each other, sparks flying in their eyes.

Ruyi brought out the dishes one after another. Generally speaking, meat is better eaten cold. Meat cooked at noon tastes best when eaten in the evening.

Faced with a table full of delicious-looking dishes, Yang Ming and his daughter Xiao Bao'er completely forgot about the two women who were facing off and immediately began to eat.

"Master, would you like some wine?" Ruyi whispered to Yang Ming.

"Give me some, you can dilute it..." Yang Ming said, handing a huge chicken leg to Xiao Bao'er.

"Yes..." Ruyi responded and went to the outer room with the wine jar in her arms.

Before long, Ruyi came in carrying a wine pot, took a wine cup, placed it in front of Yang Ming, tilted the wine pot, and a stream of clear wine flowed out from the spout.

"It's hot???" Yang Ming picked up the wine glass and felt that the glass was scalding hot.

"Winter is cold, and Ruyi took it upon herself to make the decision..." Ruyi said, bowing her head.

"He's quite understanding..." Yang Ming laughed, downing the entire glass of wine in one gulp.

After the liquor was diluted, the rich aroma became much weaker, but it had a refreshing taste. It was sweet and smooth on the palate, and although it was a little hot, it wouldn't hurt your mouth.

"Does Master think the taste is alright?" Ruyi smiled, picked up the wine pot, and poured Yang Ming another cup.

"Not bad, not bad..." Yang Ming nodded with a smile.

"Hehe..." Ruyi giggled, "Thank you for the compliment, sir..."

"Ruyi..." Yang Ming picked up a piece of sliced ​​pig's head meat, "We'll have guests coming to our house tomorrow, so why don't you take her to Weijiaxing then..."

"Weijia Star???" Ruyi was a little confused. After all, she had never been to Weijia Star.

"Oh, you didn't know that???" Yang Ming suddenly realized. Ji Xiang Ruyi only knew that he could go to other planets through the World Tree, but she didn't know about Weijia Star. "Put your hand on the World Tree and think of 'one' in your mind, and you can get to Weijia Star..."

"Yes..." Ruyi nodded.

"Alright, you don't need to wait on me anymore, go eat outside..." Yang Ming said.

"Yes..." Ruyi responded, placed the wine pot on the table, and turned to leave.

"Daddy, why can't the pretty lady eat with us???" Little Bao'er's mouth was covered in oil, and she was holding a chicken leg in one little hand and a pig's trotter in the other.

"My sister has a big appetite. If she eats with us, there won't be any left for you..." Yang Ming said.

"Wow..." Xiao Bao'er stared in surprise at the huge table of food. "How much does this pretty lady eat? Hmm, maybe she should eat out..."

"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled slightly, picked up a piece of pig's tongue, and stuffed it into Xiao Bao'er's mouth. "You eat yours..."

"Hehe..." Little Bao'er chuckled as she chewed.

"Hey, are you two going to eat or not???" Yang Ming said, looking at the two women facing off.

"I'm the eldest mistress, you're the second mistress..." Wei Qingqing glared at Liu Sao and said.

"For the sake of the delicious food, Second Grandma will be Second Grandma..." Aunt Liu glanced at the table full of dishes, swallowed hard, "You can stare at me yourself, Second Grandma is not going to keep you company..." With that, she climbed over to Xiao Bao'er's side, picked up her chopsticks and started eating.

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing, victorious, climbed to Yang Ming's side, grabbed Yang Ming's wine cup, and slurped down the entire cup of wine.

"Drink slowly, drink slowly..." Yang Ming was terrified and quickly snatched the wine glass, but it was already empty.

"Hehe, it's delicious..." Wei Qingqing leaned her head on Yang Ming's shoulder, "It tastes much better than the strong kind..."

"Hehe..." Aunt Liu glanced at Wei Qingqing, "You're just like a little kid, drinking so much. Be careful not to get drunk and lose your composure..." As she spoke, she pinched Xiao Bao'er's cheek.

"Oh my god..." Yang Ming wrapped his arm around Wei Qingqing's neck and pinched her cheek. "Don't drink so fast, drink less..."

"I just want to drink..." Wei Qingqing was indeed a little drunk, her charming voice tinged with intoxication.

"You can't drink so fast..." Yang Ming picked up a piece of food with his chopsticks and put it into Wei Qingqing's mouth, saying.

"Hehehe..." Wei Qingqing giggled, nuzzling her head against Yang Ming's shoulder.

"See, she's really drunk..." Aunt Liu said, pointing at Wei Qingqing with the end of her chopsticks.

"Godmother looks so beautiful when she's drunk..." Xiao Bao'er said, looking at Wei Qingqing's flushed face.

"Bao'er, you are truly Mommy's good daughter..." Wei Qingqing, her eyes glazed with intoxication, chuckled and gave little Bao'er a thumbs up.

"What a drunkard..." Yang Ming's forehead was covered in black lines.

The next morning, Wei Qingqing woke up from her hangover and found herself lying naked in Yang Ming's arms. She rubbed her eyes and sat up.

"Where's Aunt Liu???" Wei Qingqing didn't find Aunt Liu in the bed, and felt a little uneasy.

"Sister Liu went home to sleep..." Yang Ming had already woken up when Wei Qingqing sat up. He stretched his arms and sat up as well.

"Ah, that feels so good..." Wei Qingqing twisted her neck. "Sleeping after drinking alcohol is just so comfortable..."

"You have the nerve to say that? Last night, you even flirted with Xiao Bao'er. Do you think that mother and son went home to stay? They were scared of you..." Yang Ming said irritably.

"Then..." Wei Qingqing's eyes flickered slightly, "What did I do last night???"

"Wouldn't it be too much to wiggle your hips and take off your pants in front of Xiaobao'er??? Wouldn't it be too much to rip off Aunt Liu's clothes in front of Xiaobao'er??? You, I didn't expect you to be so bad when you're drunk, acting crazy after getting drunk..."

"Really???" Wei Qingqing blushed. "How's Xiaobao???"

"What else can he do??? Cry, of course..." Yang Ming glanced at Wei Qingqing, "When has the little guy ever seen anything like this??? He's crying his eyes out in fear..."

"Ah??? My image, my image in Xiao Bao'er's eyes, isn't it all ruined???" Wei Qingqing screamed.

"It wasn't completely destroyed; at least you didn't take off my clothes..." Yang Ming said.

"Oh dear..." Wei Qingqing lay back down, pulled the blanket over herself, and muttered, "I'm too ashamed to face anyone..."

"Then show your backside to everyone..." Yang Ming said, pulling the blanket up to reveal Wei Qingqing's two round buttocks. He patted her buttocks and said with a smile.

"You're so mean! I'm almost crying my eyes out, and you're still bullying me..." Wei Qingqing twisted her body, her buttocks trembling.

"Hehe, just kidding..." Yang Ming slapped Wei Qingqing's butt again.

"You're so annoying..." Wei Qingqing suddenly sat up, pouting and glaring at Yang Ming.

"You didn't take off Aunt Liu's clothes, but you did take off Xiao Bao'er's clothes..." Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Huh???" Wei Qingqing was startled at first, but then she didn't care at all. "He's just a little kid, it's fine to strip him..."

"But she cried and said she would never play with you again..." Yang Ming said.

"Who wants to play with a little kid???" Wei Qingqing pouted. "If she won't play with me, I won't play with her either..."

"Hehe..." Yang Ming chuckled and put his arm around Wei Qingqing's shoulder. "Yes, yes, yes... How can you, Wei Qingqing, play with such a little kid like Bao'er? You should play with three- or four-year-olds..."

"Are you making fun of me???" Wei Qingqing reached out her small hand to Yang Ming's waist and gently pinched his soft flesh.

"No, no, I wouldn't dare do that!" Yang Ming quickly said with a smile.

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing smiled smugly, releasing Yang Ming's grip on her waist. "I knew you wouldn't dare..."

"Yes, yes, who are you???" Yang Ming flattered, but pulled Wei Qingqing down, and the two hugged tightly and lay down in bed.

"Honey, I promise you, I will never get drunk again..." Wei Qingqing said sweetly.

"It's not your fault, it's mine..." Yang Ming sighed.

"Why???" Wei Qingqing raised her head and looked at Yang Ming.

"If I hadn't mentioned drinking yesterday, and hadn't shown off, this wouldn't have happened..." Yang Ming sighed. "It's such a pity that my unborn son became deformed because of my momentary negligence. I've truly committed a sin..."

"You're so annoying! Are you talking about me indirectly?" Wei Qingqing pouted, her little fist punching Yang Ming's shoulder.

"I'm blaming myself, when did I say anything to you???" Yang Ming said with a look of pain mixed with a hint of surprise.

"You rascal..." Wei Qingqing punched Yang Ming's shoulder with her little fist, and said in a coquettish voice, "If you want me to quit drinking, just say so! Why say such annoying things???"

"Really quit???" Yang Ming asked with a smile.

"I quit for my son's sake, but my alcohol addiction is too short-lived. It lasted less than a day in total..." Wei Qingqing shook her head and sighed.

"Stop pretending..." Yang Ming chuckled and pinched Wei Qingqing's nose. "Tell me the truth, aren't you feeling unwell??? Doesn't your head hurt???"

"It doesn't hurt at all, it's like I put some Tiger Balm on my temples, it feels so good, I feel energetic all over..." Wei Qingqing said.

"No matter how good this wine is, it's still wine. And you can't drink too much wine. I'll let you have one cup a day, no more than that. I'm afraid it will affect the child if you drink too much..." Yang Ming said.

"Husband, you're so good to me..." Wei Qingqing laughed, hugged Yang Ming's neck, and kissed him passionately on the face.

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