F1: I was born to be useful, and you are all destined for greatness.

The two skating free practice sessions at the Miami Grand Prix have become a hot topic among F1 fans. Let's take a look at the comments of two-time world champion Fernando Alonso on the Miami circuit. The outspoken Alonso bluntly stated: "With the surface conditions of the Miami circuit, I'm afraid there won't be a single overtaking opportunity in the race."

Brother Tou: "You mean the other drivers? How many times have they gone off the track in practice? Have they improved in practice? They're still just as slippery!"

"Valtellelli (who caused serious damage to Bottas's car by running off the track) also has a reason to say, 'What kind of track do I usually drive on? I usually drive on proper F1 tracks! What kind of track is this? You expect me to drive on it?'"

"What level are the Miami Grand Prix organizers at now? You dare to use unfamiliar asphalt formula on your first F1 race? Can it provide enough grip? No! They don't have that capability, you know?"

"If this continues, Charles might crash into something, then Max will crash into something, then Tom will crash into something, and then we won't be able to crash into anything else!"

Reporter: "From another perspective, the Miami Circuit might be the most dramatic track of the season..."

The driver quickly interrupted, "Oh my god! I already said that asphalt with this kind of formula can't provide racing grip. Can you guarantee that in qualifying and the race, the drivers won't become unusually conservative for fear of accidents?"

Be practical!

"I advise you to first understand the asphalt formula and the concept of F1 racing! Isn't the asphalt formula of the Austin circuit pretty good? Why don't you learn from them?"

"With the track like this, how are we supposed to compete? We probably won't even get a single overtake in the main race!"

The above is a Chinese translation of a version of Boss's actual English speech. (doge)

In a post-race interview, the coach did indeed state that the Miami circuit was unsuitable for hosting F1 races, that the track conditions were terrible, and that there probably wouldn't be a single overtake in the race.

That's just how outspoken Brother Tou is; no wonder he's the inventor of the GP2 Engine. (doge)

It wasn't just Alan; many drivers made similar comments in interviews after the second practice session, showing that the new track was indeed a very unpleasant experience for the drivers.

While Americans may not be the best at organizing events, they are excellent at business acumen.

Not to mention the parties that started on Thursday, the big names the Americans invited to the paddock included Oscar winner Jamie Foxx, NBA executive vice president and GOAT LeBron James, globally popular soccer star David Beckham, tennis legend Venus Williams, tennis legend Serena Williams...

These are just the people who arrived on Thursday and Friday; more will arrive on Saturday and Sunday, including former First Lady Michelle Obama, NBA Executive Director GOAT Michael Jordan, NBA Vice President GOAT LeBron James' brother Dwyane Wade, and Hollywood actor Matt Damon...

Human joys and sorrows are not shared, and Tang Che only found it noisy.

Last night, Gasly dragged me to the Carbone Beach party. I only had a moment of amusement when I saw that player. The rest of the time, Tang Che was refusing the inappropriate invitations from the hordes of women at the party.

Tang Che was extremely annoyed and refused to go again today.

Fortunately, these big-name stars either watch the race in the VIP area or go to the pit garages of the four major teams after entering the paddock; they basically don't come to the Alfa Romeo team's pit garage. Tontatta should reduce his social engagements, otherwise it will be even more troublesome.

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Saturday was filled with the sounds of gongs and drums (actually not, but it was certainly lively), firecrackers (Europeans and Americans still don't set off firecrackers), red flags waving (how could that be? Capitalist countries are allergic to red flags!), and huge crowds (there were indeed many more spectators than yesterday).

The on-track grip was much better today than at the start of yesterday's first practice session, but the off-track grip was still just as bad.

The first signs of a gripping fault are emerging.

A new danger has appeared! How can we stand still? Go off the track! Give it your all! I don't want to crash into the wall!

Kevin Magnussen went off the track! He almost crashed into the wall!

Estaban O'Connor spins! He slams into the wall! The G-force reaches an astonishing 51G at the moment of impact!

Max Verstappen went off the track! Would he crash into the wall? He braked! Unbelievable! He almost crashed into the wall!

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Miami Circuit: Strong flavor, no need for extra salt!

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The intense and exciting third round of celebrity ice skating practice has concluded. Let's take a look at the short track speed skating results of each team.

Sergio Perez set the fastest lap of the day in three practice sessions, Charles Leclerc ranked second on the lap time leaderboard, and Max Verstappen ranked third.

Guess who p4 is?

Fernando! Alonso!

The double champion's skating skills are truly impressive!

Tang Che ranked P5 on the lap time leaderboard, which is fairly average.

In contrast, Mercedes, who have been direct competitors of Tangcher many times, had Russell's P15 and Hamilton's P17 lap times, with Russell being slightly faster, but his lap times were more than a second slower than Tangcher's.

Although it's often said that practice lap times aren't very useful, Mercedes' performance in the third practice session was truly astounding.

Mercedes performed exceptionally well in the first and second practice sessions. In the first session, Russell was ranked P2 on the lap time leaderboard and Hamilton was ranked P8. In the second session, Russell even set the fastest lap of the entire race, and Hamilton was ranked P4. However, they suddenly collapsed in the third practice session.

What happened at Mercedes?

The reason behind it is ______.

Mercedes underwent a major upgrade to their car at this race, and the upgraded car performed exceptionally well in PB1 and PB2, dominating the competition. In PB3, Dolphin Jump suddenly announced that he had brought his talent back to Mercedes, delivering a Thanos-like performance that directly caused Mercedes to collapse.

Hopefully, Mercedes can beat the Dolphin Jump before qualifying.

During the time between practice session 3 and qualifying, each team is making final adjustments to their skatingbox.

The big-name spectators who come today usually go into the team's pit garage at this time, because the drivers are not very busy then and have time to take photos and chat.

This has nothing to do with Tang Che... but it actually has to do with it!

Tang Che, who was reviewing telemetry data with the engineers, felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and... lo and behold! Christian Horner!

Horner smiled and said, "Tang, I've brought you a special guest. You should get along very well with her."

Then Tang Che noticed a girl wearing a red bull hat behind Horner. She was dressed like a typical American hot girl.

Tang Che: Why does this person look so familiar?

The girl laughed and said, "Hello, Tang Che..."

Tang Che was shocked but couldn't believe it: How come this foreigner speaks with such a strong Beijing accent?

The girl continued, "I am Gu Ailing."

Tang Che: That's not surprising, that's not surprising.