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Chapter 129 The Battle of Wits with Flander
Chapter 129 The Battle of Wits with Flander
"Brothers! We've found out! The dean prepared a set of... an incredibly ugly team uniform for us! And he's even planning to put it up for tender and make money off it! He's even prepared the GG language!"
The Shrek Academy members, including Tyrion and his three companions, were hiding in a secluded classroom. Ma Hongjun spoke in a low voice with a grim expression.
Ma Hongjun's words caused everyone's faces to darken!
With only a dozen days left until the opening of the Continental Advanced Soul Master Tournament, everyone has been diligently cultivating, practicing combat tactics, and honing their teamwork under the supervision of their teachers for the past month, living a life almost completely isolated from the world.
But a few days ago, Flander, known for his stinginess, surprisingly offered to have team uniforms made for everyone, and even found a professional tailor to take everyone's measurements—Talon and the other three were indeed very excited, thinking that Flander was indeed a reliable dean who had even considered the team uniforms. However, for Han Feng and the others who knew Flander well, they subconsciously sensed something unusual.
Given Flanders' stingy nature, how could he possibly offer to pay for team uniforms for everyone?
With these questions in mind, and after a series of maneuvers including diverting attention, secretly crossing the Chencang pass, and relieving the siege of Wei by attacking Zhao, the group finally managed to send Ma Hongjun out of the academy, find the tailor shop, and inquire about the reason.
As expected, Flanders did not disappoint!
Han Feng's face was grim, and he said with some difficulty, "Did you bring back any samples?"
"Of course! Look! This is it!" Ma Hongjun nodded and took out an ugly dark green robe from his pocket. On the back of the robe, the words "Seeking males, limited spots, price negotiable" were sewn on.
Especially that dark green color, it always reminds one of some filthy things!
Upon seeing this so-called "team uniform," everyone fell silent.
"I would rather die than wear this to the competition!" Zhu Zhuqing looked at the dark green robe in front of her. Even she, who was usually aloof, couldn't hold back anymore. Her eyebrows almost stood up as she said, word by word.
"I don't want to either..." Ning Rongrong whispered in agreement.
"Is this the team uniform the dean was talking about?" Jiangzhu muttered to herself, her face stiff, clearly finding it hard to believe.
"Brother~ you have to think of something!" Xiao Wu grabbed Tang San's arm and pleaded.
Tang San gave a wry smile, feeling somewhat helpless, and could only offer a few words of comfort in a gentle voice.
Han Feng glanced at the four women. Let alone them, even Han Feng himself wouldn't want to go out wearing this thing!
Han Feng knew he had to do something, otherwise Dai Mubai and the others would definitely not be able to defeat Flander. In the original work, Han Feng forgot whether there was a "GG" word, but the team uniform was definitely this color!
"We must resist! As long as we unite, we will surely be able to defeat the evil capitalists!" Han Feng suddenly shouted in a deep voice.
"Speak properly! Hurry up and give me your ideas!" Dai Mubai rolled his eyes and said irritably.
Han Feng didn't mind and said directly, "We must stop the Dean's evil plan! Here's what we'll do: tomorrow, Tailong and the other three, go find Teacher Zhao and make sure to stall him. Rongrong and the other three, go find Teacher Erlong and whatever you say, just keep him occupied! Third Brother, Master has been giving you special training these past few weeks; you just need to continue seeking his guidance as usual!"
"Finally, it's the Dean's turn! Fatty, Oscar! I'm leaving the Dean's duties to you two! Make up any excuse, but absolutely do not let the teachers near our training area!"
"What about you and Boss Dai?" Xiao Wu frowned and asked in confusion.
Han Feng's eyes flashed: "Old Bai and I will sneak out and return all the team uniforms ordered by the dean, and then order a new set of uniforms that we want!"
"I'll design the team uniforms! I guarantee everyone will be satisfied!" Hearing Han Feng's words, Ning Rongrong's eyes lit up, and she volunteered.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
They had a lot of confidence in Ning Rongrong's taste!
Only Xiao Wu pouted and said unhappily, "No! Why can only you and Boss Dai go out? I want to go out too!"
For more than a month, apart from training, there have been almost no other activities. It's incredibly boring, and the energetic Xiao Wu couldn't stand it anymore!
Han Feng glanced at her and said calmly, "No way! Third Brother definitely can't get out. Rongrong and the others are going to stop Teacher Erlong. If you're neither with Third Brother nor with Rongrong and the others, the teachers will definitely get suspicious!"
"Then...then why can't you two stop Teacher Erlong!?" Xiaowu gritted her teeth and retorted unwillingly.
Upon hearing this, Han Feng's expression froze—asking him and Dai Mubai to go find Liu Erlong? That would likely result in a severe beating!
"Alright, alright! Xiao Wu, it's only a few days anyway. Right now, the most important thing is the team uniform. Han Feng and the others have higher cultivation levels, so they'll definitely be easier to talk to!" Ning Rongrong noticed Han Feng's expression and knew exactly what he was thinking, so she quickly stepped forward to give him a way out.
Xiao Wu glanced at Han Feng, then at Ning Rongrong, and finally said dejectedly, "Alright then! But if you mess this up, I won't allow it!"
After saying that, Xiao Wu bared her teeth at Han Feng and Dai Mubai, as if to warn them that rabbits can bite!
The next day, everything proceeded as planned. Tang San was taken away by Grandmaster for special training. Tai Long and his three companions approached Zhao Wuji under the pretext of seeking his advice. Ning Rongrong and her three friends approached Liu Erlong. It's unclear what they talked about, but they successfully stalled Liu Erlong. Oscar and Ma Hongjun also went to Flander's office, and things seemed to go smoothly as well.
Han Feng and Dai Mubai found a corner of the academy—going through the main gate was definitely out of the question. Given their current reputation at Shrek Academy, Flander would find out the moment they stepped out!
"Fengzi! You go first, I'll keep watch for you!" Dai Mubai said to Han Feng in a low voice, looking like a guilty thief.
Han Feng nodded, and without being polite, he leaped onto the railing with a light touch of his toes.
But at this moment, Han Feng froze—just as he was about to jump down, he saw Flander staring at him with a gloomy expression, followed by Ma Hongjun and Oscar with awkward smiles on their faces.
Han Feng glanced at Flander, stiffly turned around, and wanted to jump back, but was frozen in place by a look from Flander.
Left with no other choice, Han Feng resigned himself to jumping down and obediently stood behind Flander, looking like he knew he was wrong and could correct his mistake.
"Fengzi? What's wrong?" Dai Mubai's voice came from inside the railing.
Upon hearing Dai Mubai's voice, Flander's brow twitched, and he glared at Han Feng.
Han Feng swallowed hard, coughed, and said nonchalantly, "It's nothing! Everything's normal! Come on out!"
Hearing Han Feng's words, Dai Mubai breathed a sigh of relief and, with a light tap of his toes, jumped onto the railing.
Then he saw Flander's dark face, Oscar's awkwardness, Ma Hongjun's, and Han Feng's indifferent expression, who had turned his head away.
"Get down!" Flander shouted. Dai Mubai had no choice but to jump down from the railing and stand next to Han Feng.
It's clear that Han Feng and his friends lost the duel between Shrek Academy and Flander!
Who would have thought that when Ma Hongjun and Oscar approached Flander, unable to come up with a reason, they casually said that their lustful desires had resurfaced. After saying that, it was hard for Flander not to be suspicious!
In the afternoon, the twelve members of the resistance group gathered again, and Xiao Wu directly questioned Han Feng: "Didn't you say it was foolproof?"
"I never said that..." Han Feng said weakly.
After being caught red-handed by Flander, Han Feng and the other three were also subjected to intense training. Not only were they exhausted, but Flander also nagged in their ears for two whole hours, leaving them physically and mentally drained!
The key point is that after Flander realized that everyone was rebelling against him, he completely cut off their connection with the outside world—until the team uniforms were successfully made, they really couldn't leave!
"So what do we do now?" Jiangzhu was at a loss. Even the strongest Dai Mubai and Han Feng had failed. Did they really have to wear that thing to the competition?
Han Feng rolled his eyes, unable to think of a solution for the moment. Dai Mubai and the others also looked distressed, clearly having no good ideas either.
"Are we really going to compete wearing this?" Jiangzhu felt desperate upon seeing this, and even considered giving up on the competition!
"Actually..." At this moment, Ning Rongrong, who had been silent all along, raised her hand. After everyone looked at her, she chuckled, stuck out her tongue, and said playfully, "Actually, I only found out today while designing the team uniforms that those shops we're planning to collaborate with the dean on are all my family's assets..."
"If I talk to the agents of those stores, maybe I can change the director's decision!"
"Uh..." After Ning Rongrong finished speaking, the remaining eleven people present were dumbfounded, staring blankly at Ning Rongrong, not knowing what to say.
(End of this chapter)
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