The protagonist in this game is a bit crazy.
Chapter 128: Ice Cream: Even getting onto the kang is difficult, yet you want to sleep in a bed?
Chapter 128: Ice Cream: Even getting onto the kang (heated brick bed) is difficult, yet you want to sleep in a bed?
"Checking in?"
"You actually know how to come back to report for duty?"
"So you actually knew you had a place here?!"
The roaring output echoed throughout the Super God Academy, sending chills down everyone's spines.
The members of the Super Soldier Company, in particular, looked at each other in bewilderment and dared not utter a word.
Who would have thought that Qi Lin, who was known for her gentle and generous nature, would have such a volatile side?
Before they could think further, angry words came again from afar.
"Get out of the way!"
"Get out of my way!"
"If you want to sleep in a bed, go find Ah-Zhui, find Lian-Feng, or find your new prey!"
"???"
Hearing this new round of speeches, Ge Xiaolun, Zhao Xin, and the others showed envy in their eyes.
So, you don't know that gun mounts and artillerymen can argue like that?
Not far away:
Looking at the grumbling ice cream vendor and the nonchalant Su Chen, the monkey clone stationed at the Super God Academy smugly approached and said:
"I'm not trying to criticize you, but what you did was dishonest."
"Even I, Old Sun, can't help you. You'd better pray for yourself."
Glancing at the monkey who seemed to enjoy watching the drama unfold, Su Chen said irritably:
"Why are you everywhere?"
"What are you saying!"
Hearing Su Chen's words, the monkey immediately retorted, unconvinced:
"If it weren't for me, Old Sun, keeping an eye on things these past few days, who knows what trouble that crazy girl Liang Bing might have gotten into!"
"You little rascal, why don't you appreciate a good monkey's heart?"
"Shut up too!"
The sudden words made the monkey instinctively shut its mouth.
She looked at Qilin with an innocent expression, looking as pitiful as could be.
A pair of small monkey eyes blinked back and forth, as if to express its innocence.
Faced with the monkey's performance, the ice cream also didn't give it a friendly look and said:
"Stop your whining! Not one of them is ever a peace of mind."
"Especially you, you're just like that scoundrel."
How so?
Has he lost his mind?
When Ice Cream was training the monkey, it even knew to address him with the proper respect.
But what if we say there's still some rationality left?
The ice cream has become so arrogant that it even dragged the monkey into its tirade.
Upon hearing the lecture from the ice cream vendor, the monkey immediately drooped its furry head.
He counted the fur on his right hand with his left, looking like an incredibly well-behaved monkey.
In reality, he was similar to Su Chen.
It's all in one ear and out the other.
"Alright!"
"You all need to reflect on your actions!"
Ice Cream glared fiercely at the man and the monkey, then turned and walked towards the training ground.
Watching the ice cream disappear into the distance, the monkey let out a long sigh, still shaken, and said:
"Is this little girl always this fierce when she gets angry?"
"It's alright. It's not a big problem."
Compared to the monkey's lingering fear, Su Chen appeared much more relaxed and at ease.
His nonchalant demeanor made it seem as if he wasn't being scolded at all.
He waved his hand and took out his personal parasol, followed by a personal recliner.
"No offense to you, but you're just that carefree, aren't you?"
Looking at the leisurely Su Chen, the monkey scratched his head in confusion and said:
"The girl's so angry, aren't you going to go after her and comfort her?"
"What's there to coax? You'll get used to it."
Su Chen waved his hand dismissively in response to the monkey's words.
If it can get angry, it means it's still within the self-regulating range of the ice cream.
Conversely, it indicates that the ice cream has exceeded its regulatory limits.
As for
The exact range of tolerance for ice cream is currently unknown.
"You little brat"
Looking at Su Chen, who was already lying down, the monkey scratched his head impatiently and said:
"Such a good girl, if she gets angry and leaves, you'll have no one to blame but yourself!"
"If she could get so angry she'd run away, she wouldn't be a condyloma acuminata licker."
"!!!"
Hearing Su Chen's words, even the monkey was so angry that it kept repeating:
Even though I, Old Sun, am a monkey, I know I should cherish and protect women.
"What's wrong with you, kid?"
"Alright!"
After glancing at the monkeys jumping around the parasol, Su Chen waved his hand to signal them to be quiet before speaking:
"From a normal person's perspective, you are an oddball, and so am I."
"Guess what, it's ice cream?"
"Oh, this."
Upon hearing this, the monkey froze on the spot.
Monkeys know the saying "birds of a feather flock together".
The monkey only thought that he and Su Chen should belong to the same category of beings.
But I never thought that ice cream should also be included in this category.
Seeing the monkey frowning in deep thought, Su Chen waved for it to sit down and said:
"You should behave yourself for a while. We still have at least two more groups of people to deal with."
"There are more people? And two groups at that?"
Hearing Su Chen's words, the monkey frowned and asked:
"Who's so blind as to come looking for trouble at this time?"
It's not bad luck!
Ice Cream's reprimands of people and monkeys were so loud that almost everyone in the college who wasn't deaf could hear them.
Anyone with a normal mind would know that coming to discuss business at this time is just asking for trouble.
Things that could normally be agreed upon will most likely fall apart at this point.
Even if an agreement is reached, it will definitely be bumpy and difficult.
In short, now is definitely not a good time.
"That's not necessarily true."
Meeting the monkey's puzzled gaze, Su Chen leisurely said:
"Sometimes, taking advantage of a weakness can be a good move."
"What's more, we're facing two outcasts?"
"An outlier? Tch."
Hearing Su Chen's words, the monkey pointed to itself and said irritably:
"You're saying I, Old Sun, am an oddity?"
"Otherwise what?"
Su Chen glanced at the grinning monkey and said calmly:
"Besides you, which other monkey can talk?"
"There are tons of talking monkeys now."
The monkey waved his hand dismissively, sat down irritably, and said:
"Even in mythology, am I, Old Sun, the only monkey who can talk?"
"But so far, the only myth that has become reality is you."
"Sizzle!!!"
His unhurried words provoked another angry glare and bared teeth from the monkey.
Fortunately, the monkey was too lazy to continue arguing about this issue.
Who knows, the monkey currently stationed at the academy is just a clone.
His real identity is currently still building his large villa in Liangshan.
After baring its teeth and grimacing for a while, the monkey asked sullenly:
"I'm a little curious, who are those two groups you're talking about?"
"Who's so blind as to come at this time?"
"You may think it's not a good time, but in their eyes it's the best time."
Hearing Su Chen's answer, the monkey asked even more curiously:
"Hey kid, just tell us, who are they?"
What do you think?
"How would I, Old Sun, know?"
The monkey suddenly paused, his eyes darting around before he said in a question-and-answer format:
"etc!"
"You're not referring to Lianfeng and Liangbing, those two crazy girls, are you?"
"You already know, why ask?"
"It really is them? What are they doing here at this time?"
"Guess again."
"I am Old Sun ****"
(End of this chapter)
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