The protagonist in this game is a bit crazy.
Chapter 47 How about Bi Ma Wen? This is a top-tier, exclusive official position.
Chapter 47 How about Bi Ma Wen? This is a top-tier, exclusive official position.
"Da Luo? No! Pangu!"
Listening to Su Chen's description of immortals, the monkey stared blankly and uttered two words.
According to the monkey's understanding, it seems that only Pangu fits this description.
Glancing at the dumbfounded monkey, Su Chen smiled and shook his head, saying:
"He's not quite Pangu yet; he's just a basic immortal."
"I, Old Sun*%**%@"
Faced with Su Chen's answer, even the monkey, who had cultivated himself for thousands of years, couldn't help but become refined and easygoing.
What you consider the pinnacle is actually just a small starting point in someone else's future plans.
The shock from both ends made even the monkey a little overwhelmed.
"What you're thinking is none of my business."
After a few polite and easygoing words, the monkey calmed down and spoke up:
"This time, I, Old Sun, have come to ask you for an official position."
"You want to ask me for an official position?"
Hearing the monkey's words, Su Chen smiled and asked in return:
"If you want an official position, shouldn't you go find those old bastards?"
"Come to me, what official position can I possibly offer you?"
"Tsk"
Upon hearing this, the monkey smacked its lips, tilted its head, and looked at Su Chen, saying:
"You little brat, are you deliberately playing dumb with me, Old Sun,,,, aren't you?"
"They want to give it to me, but I, Old Sun, neither care for it nor want it."
The monkey pursed its lips as it spoke, then continued:
"I, Old Sun, am the first monkey besides you to properly complete the Foundation Establishment stage."
"Is it too much to ask for an official position at your doorstep?"
"Not excessive!"
He was the first to be directly taught immortal techniques and the first to open the gates of immortality and complete the foundation building process.
The monkey's request was by no means excessive.
In fact, it could be said to be perfectly normal.
Those who perform meritorious service should naturally be rewarded.
After glancing at the smug monkey, Su Chen pondered for a moment and then smiled, saying:
"You little monkey, what kind of official position are you trying to get?"
Before the monkey could answer, Su Chen continued, asking and answering himself:
"How about Bi Ma Wen? That's a top-tier, exclusive official position."
"Tsk"
Question: What's the fastest way to anger a monkey?
A: Shout "弼马温" (Bi Ma Wen) loudly to his face!
Sure enough, as soon as those three words were uttered, the monkey immediately bared its teeth in anger.
He gritted his teeth, grumbled for a while, and finally said in an annoyed tone:
"You little rascal, all you do is tease me, old Sun!"
Can we really take what's written in Journey to the West as fact?
The term "弼马温" (Bima Wen) depends on who is calling it.
If you switch to an enemy, the Great Sage's three strikes will teach you how to reincarnate.
If it's used by friendly forces, it's like a magical tool to amuse monkeys.
Have you not heard how many times monkeys have been cursed as plague-ridden monkeys?
In the end, we didn't see the Great Sage swing his staff and strike.
The monkey glared at Su Chen, who was grinning mischievously, and waved its furry paws, saying irritably:
"Change it! Change it."
"What do you want to change it to?"
Looking at the monkey with its eyes wide open, Su Chen smiled again and said:
"The Monkey King? Or the Victorious Fighting Buddha? Or something else?"
The title "弼马温" (Bima Wen) was just a joke to amuse the monkeys.
We can't really appoint the position of Bi Ma Wen (弼马温) to a monkey.
If this is truly sealed, the monkey will probably be furious to death in the middle of the night.
Hearing Su Chen's words, the monkey curled its lip and muttered:
"They all say they've come to ask for an official position, so they'll definitely listen to what you say."
"But let's make this clear first, you're not allowed to joke about me, Old Sun, anymore."
Just in case, the monkey decided to give a preventative shot first.
Otherwise, he might actually be appointed as the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses.
In that case, the monkey would probably be so angry that it wouldn't be able to eat.
After glancing at the monkey that was sullenly glancing at him, Su Chen pondered for a moment and then slowly said:
"Whether it's the Great Sage Equaling Heaven or the Victorious Fighting Buddha, there's no need to grant you a special pardon."
"How about this, you take on the position of Dharma Protector?"
Regardless of whether the first two titles are legitimate or not, they have already been given a unique label by the monkey.
Mentioning these two names immediately brings to mind monkeys.
It's like a nickname that a monkey earned through its own abilities.
Therefore, his granting of amnesty is meaningless.
Why not choose a title that no monkey has and grant it a pardon?
"Dharma protector?"
After carefully considering the position Su Chen mentioned, the monkey spoke up:
"Isn't this the job the three-eyed guy did in Journey to the West?"
"They're pretty much the same overall, except they're not guardians of the Heavenly Court."
Su Chen did not deny it, but directly pointed out the differences.
The idea of appointing the monkey as a protector is indeed derived from Journey to the West.
The position of Dharma Protector requires formidable martial prowess.
Nowadays, monkeys are the strongest fighters.
This official position is perfectly suited to a monkey.
"If he's not a protector of Heaven, then he can't be."
Upon hearing Su Chen's point about the difference, the monkey subconsciously narrowed its eyes.
A pair of small monkey eyes gleamed with eager anticipation.
Seeing the monkey's appearance, Su Chen didn't mince words and spoke directly:
"Guardians of the Immortal Sect, or perhaps more accurately, guardians of the Profound Sect!"
"In the future, immortal techniques will surely spread throughout the known universe, and all living beings may become disciples of my Xuanmen sect."
"Now I hereby grant you the position of Protector of the Xuanmen, and all Xuanmen disciples will be subject to your supervision and discipline."
Upon hearing this, the monkey's eagerness intensified.
Seeing the monkey's lips curl into a smile, Su Chen asked again with a smile:
"So, are you satisfied with this official position?"
"Satisfied! Satisfied! Of course I, Old Sun, am satisfied."
The monkey, its beak already curled up from being fished, nodded repeatedly, its smile undisguised.
For monkeys, the size of their official position is actually irrelevant.
The important thing is whether you have face when you go out to meet people!
If you have enough face when you meet people, even a monkey without a rank will be happy.
Conversely, even the highest-ranking monkeys are not interested.
Don't believe me? Look at whether the Monkey King has a rank.
If a definition must be given, this official is a super-ranking official.
They don't have much power, but it sounds good and gives them face when they go out to meet people.
The same principle applies to this Xuanmen protector.
The image of supervising all the disciples was already in the monkey's mind.
No matter what king or disciple you are, as long as you have cultivated immortal techniques.
When I, Old Sun, am in a good mood, you can be my equal.
When I, Old Sun, am in a bad mood, you must treat me with the utmost respect and the deference due to a disciple!
If you greet me politely, we can live in peace.
If you're rude, hehehe.
The Monkey King's golden cudgel has a particular fondness for unruly and rebellious disciples!
The monkey, in high spirits after receiving his official position, glanced around to make sure no one was watching, and slowly spoke:
"I, Old Sun, would also like to ask, what are your plans for dealing with that girl?"
Hearing the monkey's seemingly random question, Su Chen was a little confused and asked:
Which girl are you referring to?
There are too many girls that monkeys can call "little girl," especially recently with the addition of Little A-Zhui.
From an already large pool of candidates, several more potential targets have emerged.
Seeing that Su Chen's expression didn't seem fake, the monkey quickly added:
"The imperial surname! The one associated with the Heavenly Way."
"You mean Lena?"
"Yes, it's her."
Seeing that Su Chen had come to his senses, the monkey nodded and lowered its voice, saying:
"Let me make this clear to you first: Kyushu has a blood debt with the Heavenly Dao."
"I, Old Sun, have remembered this blood debt for fourteen hundred years!"
(End of this chapter)
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