The primordial chaos has arrived, and you have to choose the crow at the start.

"Boss, after they found out your destination on Earth, they already had someone help you find your way, but we searched Fangcun Mountain from top to bottom and didn't see a single trace of the immortals."

Zheng Xiaochuan said regretfully, "If we can't find one, we actually have backup options. There are rumors that there are many immortals in Kunlun Mountain. We can try going there."

As they were talking, Zheng Xiaochuan suddenly stepped on the brakes, and the vehicle came to a steady stop on the side of the road.

"What's wrong?" Li Shuangyan looked out of the car; the asphalt road was brightly lit.

However, Zheng Xiaochuan's face began to turn pale.

"Oh no, we've encountered a weasel demanding an official title!"

In his field of vision, a yellow weasel, over ten meters tall, with white beard and hair, was squatting on the roadside, staring intently at him with its eyes downcast.

"Didn't you see?"

Zheng Xiaochuan's heart pounded: "Once this thing speaks to you, it will fight to the death. If you answer, your luck will be taken away."

"Several of my compatriots have had their luck stolen after encountering this type of monster, and they died very quickly."

"Oh no, why am I so unlucky to have this happen to me."

Li Shuangyan got out of the car and looked ahead, but she really couldn't see anything: "Where are there any weasels?"

Zheng Xiaochuan only saw the weasel smile at him, its mouth stretched out so long it looked like it reached the roots of its ears.

"Hehe, little guy, you're in luck. This is my first time asking for an official title. Do I look more like a human or a god?"

He was taken aback by the question and immediately felt powerless, instinctively about to answer what was on his mind.

But just then, a figure stood in front of him.

It was Chen Geng; his figure was tall and imposing, the blazing sun dispelling the gloom.

He asked the weasel, "Do you want to be a human or a god?"

"Boss, can you see it?"

Zheng Xiaochuan felt like he had survived a disaster, and then he felt extremely fortunate.

He's saved! The big boss is truly a big boss; he resolved his life-or-death crisis with a single appearance.

He quickly typed in the chat: "Brothers, today is the day Chen Geng saved my life!"

"I just encountered a doomed weasel demanding an official title. Even General Li Shuangyan couldn't see it, but Boss Chen Geng did."

"You'd never guess! He directly asked the weasel if it wanted to be a human or a god—that was so domineering!"

There was a moment of silence in the channel.

What followed was a great uproar.

"Wow, Zheng Xiaochuan, you're eating so well? And you're with big shot Chen Geng and General Li Shuangyan?"

  

"Damn it, I'm at Xiniu Hezhou Wharf too! How come you ran into me but I didn't? No way, I'm coming right now. Send me your location."

"Today I truly understand what it means to have ancestral graves emitting auspicious smoke."

"Tsk tsk, what luck..."

The time travelers were in an uproar, expressing their envy through their real names.

Not far from the dock, Su Yan glanced at the chat in the channel and opened his eyes.

Before him stood an old man, as well as some ascetics and animals.

The ascetics and animals sat cross-legged, listening to the old man reciting the Tao Te Ching on the stone in front of them.

"Misfortune may be a blessing in disguise, and a blessing may be a misfortune in disguise..."

The old man stopped speaking abruptly and looked at Su Yanqing, saying, "Yan'er, why are you looking around?"

"Hold fast to stillness, attain utmost emptiness—have you forgotten this?"

"Teacher, my mind is not at peace. My thoughts are with my fellow countrymen, and that is why I am distracted."

Su Yan honestly replied, "Please punish me, teacher."

"Why punish someone for such a trivial matter?"

The old man smiled calmly and said, "If your mind is not at peace, you will find peace once you resolve the matter. I see that you have a special destiny; you can go to Fangcun Mountain to seek out a bit of it."

Su Yan was taken aback: "Is Master trying to send his disciple away?"

"I was wrong, Master. Please don't send me away. I beg to stay by your side and serve you, serving you tea and water."

"You silly child, you've been so clever and quick-witted the whole way, why are you acting so silly now?"

The old man smiled and stepped down from the stone: "You really don't want that opportunity?"

"I can tell you, that opportunity points directly to the path to immortality."

But Su Yan remained unmoved: "A teacher's kindness is greater than heaven, and a small opportunity cannot disturb a student's pure heart."

"You."

This time, the old man smiled from the bottom of his heart: "Very well, my way is one of tranquility and non-action, not forcing anything. From now on, you can serve me tea and water."

He took the lead in getting up and changing direction, and Su Yan immediately followed.

As for other people and animals, they remained engrossed in listening to the teachings, oblivious to the outside world.

The old man was heading into the distance, while Chen Geng calmly looked at the weasel demon before him.

This monster is surrounded by a bloody aura and entangled in karma, but it rarely carries the resentment or karma of innocent people. It can barely be saved, so it won't go astray.

When he asked this question in return, the weasel was stunned, and then said somewhat blankly, "You're a strange person. Why are you asking me if I want to be a human or a god?"

Intuitively, the weasel felt something was amiss; this human, unaffected by his magic, might be something special.

"I'm asking you, not the other way around!"

It roared, "Speak up now, or I'll eat you!"

"Dare to yell at me?" Chen Geng shook his head and smiled smugly. "They're quite cute. This demon race has gone astray. No wonder they've ended up like this."

He glanced at Li Bairen behind him: "Tell me, does he look more like a man or a god?"

"If he's like a god, what position would you give him?"

"Rescind the position?"

Li Bairen, unaware of these things, casually remarked, "A weasel could be given the title of Yellow-skinned General."

As soon as the words were spoken, the weasel shuddered. Then, a beam of light fell, and a complete set of armor and sashes was laid out before him.

The six Ding and six Jia, watching from afar, broke out in a cold sweat. "This weasel is really brave! It dares to ask His Majesty for a title!"

If His Majesty returns to Heaven, he'll probably be the first one to be struck by lightning.

This was different from the usual requests for titles. The weasel was extremely wary. How come that mortal said something and he didn't get any luck, but instead a general's uniform appeared in front of him?

The seal above was engraved with the four large characters: "General Yellow Skin".

Goodness gracious, this is terrible, he dared not answer.

But since it was the first time, it couldn't leave empty-handed, so it barked again at Chen Geng, "I didn't ask him, give me an answer!"

"Do you really want me to answer?"

Chen Geng laughed and said, "Then I say, I think you're like a god, so you could be appointed as a Yellow-skinned Demon General."

"A demon general? I, Lord Huang, am a demon myself..."

Before the weasel could finish speaking, a divine aura descended from the sky.

Although there were no specific armor or seals, the fortune was undeniable; he truly possessed the fortune of a demon general.

The nearest six Ding and six Jia were at a loss.

"I know Your Majesty was able to bestow a title upon that minor demon, but what is this young man's background, and how could he be granted a position?"

The verbal act of bestowing titles and the act of commanding heaven and earth to bestow titles are two completely different concepts. This weasel has already taken on both roles.

"My God, who are you?!"

The weasel couldn't sit still any longer and lay on the ground trembling. If it didn't realize it had encountered a big shot, it would have lived in vain.

"This lowly demon was wrong, this lowly demon knows his mistake, I beg you two great lords to have mercy and spare my life!"