At the start, a rural, simple-minded cannon.

Chapter 11 Big Black Donkey Town

Li Dapao immediately thought Meng Wanqing's idea was good; not only would her finances be cut off, but he himself would also be left penniless.

The legacy has been preserved and things have returned to normal. The most urgent task now is to help people escape poverty and achieve prosperity.

"Wife, that's a good idea. I'll borrow a tricycle and take these cucumbers to the market to sell," Li Dapao said.

Meng Wanqing nodded, looking at the ambitious and motivated Li Dapao, and suddenly felt that there was still some hope in life.

"Wait a minute, what did that damn cannon fodder call me just now?"

Meng Wanqing was slow to realize what was happening. If Li Dapao hadn't run away so fast, she would have grabbed his ear and given him a good lesson.

Li Dapao was just joking. Today, he wasn't shirtless; instead, he wore a faded, misshapen T-shirt.

"Go to Aunt Wang's house. Aunt Wang has a pedal tricycle."

Li Dapao thought to himself, then identified the direction and immediately headed towards Aunt Wang's house.

Wang Meiqin slept soundly until dawn last night. Today, she is full of energy, with fair and rosy skin. She looks several years younger and her appearance has improved even more.

"All those days before were wasted."

Wang Meiqin sighed, her mind preoccupied with her little nemesis Li Dapao, when she saw him.

"Aunt Wang!"

Li Dapao shouted. He immediately saw the tricycle in the yard, which was rusty and he didn't know if it could still be ridden.

"Cannon, is something wrong?"

Wang Meiqin suddenly felt her legs go weak. Was she going to have to change a light bulb again? It wasn't appropriate to do it in broad daylight.

"Aunt Wang, I'd like to borrow your tricycle for a bit," Li Dapao said.

"What are you doing riding a tricycle?" Wang Meiqin asked, puzzled.

"I'm going to the market to sell some things," Li Dapao replied.

"You're going to the market? Don't get lost and not be able to find your way back." Wang Meiqin immediately looked worried.

"No, the new village secretary will come with me," Li Dapao replied.

"Oh, okay then. By the way, has the village secretary bullied you at home, like making you take off your clothes or something?"

Wang Meiqin immediately asked, seemingly worried that Meng Wanqing would take advantage of her and leave her without even a sip of soup.

Li Dapao was embarrassed and quickly replied, "No, no, we each sleep in a room."

"That's good. Let me check if the tires are flat. If they are, I'll pump them up. I'd also like to apply some oil to the chain," Wang Meiqin said.

Li Dapao understands all of this, and he can do all of these things, so Wang Meiqin doesn't need to worry about it.

Watching him push his tricycle away, Wang Meiqin felt a surge of urge. If she weren't worried about being overheard, she probably would have asked Li Dapao to go back inside and change a light bulb early in the morning.

As soon as Li Dapao went outside, he was surrounded by a group of village women.

"Dapao, you came out of Aunt Wang's house so early this morning. Did Aunt Wang give you something good to eat?"

"Or is there some fun game that requires the two of you to play together?"

"Did Aunt Wang tell you not to tell us? It's okay, you can speak freely, we'll keep it a secret for you."

The group of village women were all unruly, suspicious of each other, and each felt that the others had taken advantage of Li Dapao.

"No, we didn't play anything or eat anything."

"Aunt Zhao, I want to play house with you again next time."

"Aunt Zhou, could you please not call me 'dead devil' next time?"

……

Li Dapao said with a simple and honest look that these village women often took advantage of him and made fun of him, so he had a lot of dirt on them.

He blurted it out without any restraint, which made the group of village women extremely embarrassed.

"Cannon, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"You big-mouthed brat, when my man gets back, he'll beat you to a pulp."

"Why are you all looking at me like that? I really didn't call him 'Cannon Dead Ghost.' You can't believe what an idiot says."

Everyone exchanged knowing glances. They had all teased Li Dapao before, and everyone knew what had happened to them. So no one dared to laugh at anyone else.

Li Dapao pushed his tricycle home and then loaded all the cucumbers into the back of the tricycle.

"Dapao, these cucumbers should cost at least ten yuan per jin (1g). I won't sell them for any price lower than that."

Meng Wanqing explained that if the tricycle hadn't been already full, she would have wanted to go along as well.

"Don't worry, wife, I will definitely sell it for ten yuan a pound. Even if someone offers twenty or thirty yuan a pound, I will not sell it."

Li Dapao made a joke, then set off on his tricycle to go to the market.

"What an idiot."

Meng Wanqing was speechless. No wonder everyone said Li Dapao was an idiot; he was just stubborn.

wrong!

Li Dapao actually called her "wife" again.

He was dumbfounded; how could he still dare to flirt with her? That's too much.

But then she thought, coming to this unfamiliar, desolate place, it wouldn't be bad to have someone to keep her company and keep her entertained.

Li Dapao pedaled his tricycle along, making his way to Daheilv Town after quite some time.

Daheilv Town is quite lively, with many stalls selling all sorts of things.

"Hey bro, stop peeking. This is 'Awooo,' scientifically known as 'Kidney Essence Herb.' Buy it, brew it into tea, and I guarantee you'll be busy all night."

"Who peeked? I'm a strong, healthy man, I don't need that thing."

"Brother, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. This herb is really hot right now."

"Never mind, give me some, I'm buying it for my friend."

……

The scene was very lively, full of the atmosphere of everyday life, with people selling and buying things, and the sounds of bargaining filling the air.

Li Dapao had no desire to buy anything because he didn't have a single coin in his pocket; he needed to make a sale before he could afford to buy anything.

"Hey buddy, wanna buy a phone? The latest Apple model, the market price is 10,000, but the insider price is only 5,000."

A shifty-looking middle-aged man spotted Li Dapao and immediately started selling him a mobile phone.

"Such a good thing."

Li Dapao feigned excitement, but in reality, he was just a conman. He probably had a model device hidden in his pocket. After you paid him, he would find some bizarre reason to replace the device and then disappear.

"The phone is right here, it's genuine, let me show you."

The middle-aged man said with shining eyes, as if he had caught a big fat sheep and could make a fortune.

"The phone is nice, but it's still too expensive."

"So, how much are you willing to pay?"

"two……"

"Two thousand is fine too."

"Would two cucumbers be okay?"

Li Dapao joked that two thousand was fine, clearly indicating he was a conman.

"Are you kidding me?"

The middle-aged man snatched the phone back and then looked for his next target.

"Pshaw, do I look like an idiot?"

Li Dapao retorted, "You think you can fool me right away? Do you still have the air of a fool after all these years of being a fool?"

He found a spot to park his car and immediately started calling out, "Cucumbers for sale! Crisp and refreshing cucumbers! Come and buy some!"

Li Dapao enthusiastically promoted the cucumbers, saying they not only tasted good, but also contained the essence of heaven and earth, making you feel warm all over after eating them, definitely better than howling.

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