At the start, a rural, simple-minded cannon.

The villagers returned from the mountains. Because Aunt Zhang was bitten by a snake, they returned ahead of schedule.

Aunt Zhang was still conscious, but her skin was flushed, her forehead felt hot, and she had a rather crazy feeling.

That is, I get impulsive when I see a man, especially now that I've seen Li Dapao, I even want to pin him to the ground and take him right there and then.

"Dapao, you have a motorcycle tricycle, quickly take Aunt Zhang to the hospital outside."

"He was bitten by a red snake, which was clearly a venomous snake."

"This is the first time I've ever seen a red snake; it looks rather scary."

The villagers chattered amongst themselves, saying that the mountains there were full of spiritual energy, which had nurtured many medicinal herbs like ginseng, and thus also gave rise to some strange and unusual animals.

"Red-banded Serpent!"

Li Dapao guessed it; judging from Aunt Zhang's current symptoms, she must have been poisoned by a red-banded snake.

The red-banded snake is an unconventional venomous snake. The only way to cure it is to have sex with a member of the opposite sex.

But Aunt Zhang's husband had been working away from home to earn money and hadn't returned for more than half a year.

"Dapao, stop standing there and hurry up and take Aunt Zhang out for treatment," Meng Wanqing urged.

"Okay, I'll take Aunt Zhang there."

Li Dapao agreed, carried Aunt Zhang into the car, and then immediately set off in the tricycle.

"You damn dog, what are you doing here? Go home!"

Li Daniu suddenly kicked Dahuang. This was his dog, and instead of guarding the house, it was slacking off here.

He had a sudden impulse to kill the big yellow dog and satisfy his craving.

"Woof woof woof!"

Big Yellow barked at Li Daniu, its expression clearly one of cursing.

Although Meng Wanqing couldn't understand what it was saying, she could sense that it was cursing very harshly.

"Damn it, are you trying to rebel? I'll kill you today and make you into a dog meat hot pot."

Li Daniu said angrily, looked around, and then immediately picked up a stone.

Big Yellow was a clever fellow; he ran off in a flash, ready to reappear when Li Dapao returned.

squeak!

Li Dapao gripped the brakes; he was in a hurry. He could treat his illness and detoxify himself, so why did he need to go to an outside hospital?

"Big Cannon, hug me..."

Aunt Zhang climbed out of the car and immediately hugged Li Dapao. She was already somewhat delirious and just wanted to find a man to help her detoxify.

"Aunt Zhang, I'll detoxify you right now."

Li Dapao said, then circulated his chaotic power to force out the snake venom from her body.

Aunt Zhang was still a bit restless. She didn't care where she was and took off her clothes in a daze, wanting nothing more than to eat Li Dapao.

Fortunately, Li Dapao was quite rational. The key issue was that Aunt Zhang wasn't very attractive, otherwise he might have acted impulsively.

"Aunt Zhang, Aunt Zhang, wake up."

Li Dapao hurriedly shouted, "He has already forced out the snake venom, so the problem should not be serious anymore."

But Aunt Zhang didn't react at all. At this moment, she pressed down on Li Dapao, seemingly about to force herself on him.

"That shouldn't be the case, wasn't the poison already neutralized?"

Li Dapao was completely bewildered, and then suspected that Aunt Zhang was definitely faking it.

Aunt Zhang was indeed faking it; if she was a little confused just now, she's clear-headed now.

But she decided to go with the flow, since their village was remote and far from any other village or shop, so she didn't have to worry about anyone suddenly appearing.

But Li Dapao was unwilling. He would accept Ye Qiuling and Wang Meiqin instead, but he would rather not accept Aunt Zhang.

Just as Aunt Zhang was getting ready, Li Dapao quickly retreated.

"Ouch!"

Aunt Zhang lost her balance and sat down on the ground, falling flat on her back.

In all honesty, Li Dapao absolutely did not do it on purpose; the blame lies with Aunt Zhang for being too greedy.

"Aunt Zhang, are you alright?" Li Dapao asked deliberately.

"I'm fine. How did I get here?"

Aunt Zhang pretended to have just woken up, then quickly crossed her arms over her chest: "Da Pao, what did you do to me?"

"I didn't do anything," Li Dapao said speechlessly.

"What an idiot."

Aunt Zhang was even more speechless, thinking that Li Dapao had become so stupid that he had lost all his male instincts, otherwise why would he always retreat at crucial moments?

"Someone's coming."

Li Dapao quickly said that he was not joking, and that someone had indeed come.

Meng Wanqing, Ye Qiuling, and Wang Meiqin seemed to only then realize that Li Dapao was an idiot, and that asking him to take Aunt Zhang to the hospital was incredibly absurd.

Therefore, they set off together to meet Li Dapao.

Aunt Zhang quickly got dressed.

Li Dapao also pulled up his pants; he really needed to buy a new pair. These pants only had elastic bands, making them too easy for someone to rip off.

"Dapao, I'm fine now, I don't need to go to the hospital," Aunt Zhang said.

"Are you really alright?" Li Dapao asked.

"It's really alright now. It was probably a non-venomous snake."

Aunt Zhang said that she didn't know it was Li Dapao who helped her detoxify.

"Since everything's alright, let's go back to the village."

Li Dapao said that he also had to deliver cucumbers to the agritainment businesses and check how much mountain produce everyone had collected so he could take it to sell.

"Dapao, why are you back again?" Meng Wanqing asked.

"Aunt Zhang is alright now; it must have been a non-venomous snake," Li Dapao said.

"It's not poisonous. It didn't look like it wasn't poisonous just now," Meng Wanqing said.

"I'm really okay now."

Aunt Zhang quickly said that she jumped off the car and could not only walk, but also run.

Since everything was really alright, everyone was relieved and got into the car together, letting Li Dapao take them back to the village.

Several women sat in the car, each with their own thoughts.

"Poor thing, Da Pao is actually an idiot. If he weren't an idiot, I bet countless girls would want to marry him."

Aunt Zhang joked that her daughter had already gone out to work, and that it was good to keep the good stuff in the family. She wondered if her daughter was interested in Li Dapao.

Li Dapao could only thank her, because her daughter inherited her flaws; she was also not good-looking, big and burly, and constantly babbling on and on, with a very heavy taste.

"Actually, being a fool isn't so bad. He won't go out drinking, gambling, or whoring, and he'll only listen to women."

Wang Meiqin laughed and said that she had already set her sights on Li Dapao. If she could divorce Li Changsheng, she would immediately marry Li Dapao.

Ye Qiuling blushed and didn't say anything, because she felt that she had already gotten the better deal, so she couldn't pretend to be innocent after getting the benefit.

"You guys be serious. Da Pao isn't really stupid. He just has occasional episodes of his illness, but he's usually pretty normal."

Meng Wanqing immediately said, "What are they all up to? They're like wolves and tigers."

"What?"

"Is the cannon usually quite normal?"

"Really?"

The women were all somewhat incredulous, especially Ye Qiuling and Aunt Zhang.

Could it be that Li Dapao is sometimes normal? Thinking about their own actions, they couldn't help but feel embarrassed.