At the start, a rural, simple-minded cannon.
Chapter 38 Giving Aunt a Back Rub
Li Dapao came to see Li Daniu, but it would be the same to see Wang Guifen, since the women are basically in charge at home now.
"Big Cannon, you've come at the right time. I was just getting ready to take a bath. Help me scrub my back in a bit, and I'll give you a steamed bun."
Wang Guifen said with a smile, "As a woman from Niuduzi Village, which woman doesn't have her eyes on Li Dapao?"
She was no exception.
If Li Daniu hadn't been at home watching over things, he probably would have eaten Li Dapao alive, leaving not even a bone fragment.
"Aunt Wang, I have something to do..."
"We can talk about it later. First, give your aunt a back rub."
"Aunt Wang, I want to buy your dog, Dahuang."
"You mean Big Yellow? As long as you satisfy Auntie, Auntie will give it to you for free."
Wang Guifen said that she was in a bit of a hurry, as if she wanted to take advantage of Li Daniu's absence and then mess with Li Dapao.
Li Dapao was speechless. He had only come to buy a dog, but it felt like he was being sold off.
Wang Guifen dragged him into the bathroom and then took off her clothes in front of him, revealing her fair and voluptuous body.
"Dapao, don't just stand there, take off your clothes too, so you don't get them wet later," Wang Guifen said.
"No, no need."
"Silly boy, you're getting shy."
"Really, it's not necessary."
Li Dapao remained steadfast in his principles, while Wang Guifen, though fair-skinned, had a rather dark complexion.
How could a young man like him let someone else, an old ox, eat young grass?
At this moment, Li Daniu returned and, hearing the noise from the bathroom, immediately burst open the door.
"Guifen, what are you doing?"
Li Daniu opened his mouth in anger, and suddenly felt like he had been cuckolded.
"Why are you back?" Wang Guifen asked in surprise.
"If I hadn't come back, I'm afraid you would have cheated on me," Li Daniu said with a grim expression.
"If you can't till the land yourself, you can't stop others from doing it?"
Wang Guifen cursed inwardly, but quickly denied it aloud: "What are you thinking? I would let Da Pao cheat on you. I just asked him to come in and give me a back rub."
"If you want a back scrub, just come to me. Why bother with some idiot?"
Li Daniu shouted, feeling that Wang Guifen was a bit restless and might cheat on him at any time.
"Would you be happy to contact me? You've long since lost interest in your own woman, haven't you?"
Wang Guifen spat, "These men are all the same. They don't feel anything when they sleep with their own women."
When they talk about other people's wives, their eyes light up and they get very excited.
"I……"
Li Daniu wanted to argue, but suddenly realized that Li Dapao was incredibly stupid for not running away at this point.
"Dapao, what are you still doing here?" Li Dapao scolded with a stern face.
"Da Niu, here's five hundred yuan. I want to buy your dog, Da Huang."
Li Dapao said that from now on, Dahuang would guard the house and protect Meng Wanqing.
"You want to buy my dog, Big Yellow?"
Li Daniu was surprised. He was thinking of slaughtering Dahuang for meat today, but he couldn't find Dahuang anywhere.
"Yes, are you selling it or not?" Li Dapao asked.
"Sell, of course sell. I'll take the money. From now on, Dahuang will be your dog."
Li Daniu smiled. According to normal market prices, this mongrel dog, Dahuang, would only sell for two or three hundred yuan, but he could sell it for five hundred yuan right now, so he had already made a profit.
"Okay, here's the money. From now on, Dahuang will be my dog."
Li Dapao said this, then immediately left to find Dahuang.
The money has already been given, so Da Huang shouldn't run away from home now and waste five hundred yuan.
"You big oaf, Da Huang is just a mongrel, not worth five hundred yuan. You're even trying to take advantage of idiots."
Wang Guifen spat, saying she felt very bad, as she had originally intended to give it directly to Li Dapao.
"He's repeatedly given me a good look and taken advantage of my wife. What's wrong with me taking advantage of him once? Does he think looking at you is free?"
Li Daniu shouted, then stuffed the five hundred yuan into his pocket. Once it was in his pocket, there was no going back.
Wang Guifen didn't say anything, then struck a seductive pose: "Dapao's gone, now you can scrub my back."
"I have hands and feet, but I can't rub it myself."
Li Daniu left immediately; he wasn't going to fall for it. If he went in, it would only hurt his pride.
"Big Ox, Big Ox..."
Wang Guifen was disappointed. It seemed that she couldn't rely on her husbands and would have to rely on Li Dapao instead.
Unbeknownst to them, another old woman had come up with a grudge against Li Dapao.
Li Dapao was looking for Dahuang when he saw Li Dazhu sneaking up on him.
The guy's face seemed to have gone down a bit. Seeing that even the cannon couldn't do math, he came up with a plan to trick him.
"Dapao, these are some kiwis I picked from the mountain. They're 5 yuan a pound for you. There are about ten pounds here, so just give me 500 yuan."
Li Dazhu said that this guy is usually lazy and gluttonous. When there is no food, he will eat kiwis to fill his stomach.
"500 pieces."
Li Dapao looked at him like he was an idiot; this guy was clearly just there to mess with him.
"Yes, I'm not lying to you. If you don't believe me, do the math: 5 yuan per jin, 50 yuan for two jin, and 500 yuan for ten jin."
Li Dazhu was rambling incoherently. He seemed a little excited, as if he was already thinking about where he would go to have fun that night after swindling five hundred yuan.
With a cold laugh, Li Dapao kicked him again, sending him flying.
"Damn it, Li Dapao, you're insane."
Li Dazhu was furious. Why did he suddenly become violent again, kicking away a whole basket of kiwis?
"It's 5 yuan per jin, so 10 jin should be 10 yuan. You're trying to cheat me out of my money, no way."
Li Dapao angrily rebuked him, saying that this guy was really fearless, daring to try and deceive him.
Li Dazhu was on the verge of tears. He really was a fool; he couldn't even do basic math.
The key is that he doesn't follow the rules, so you won't be fooled by him. This kick was taken for nothing.
"rhubarb!"
"rhubarb!"
"rhubarb!"
Li Dapao searched the village but couldn't find Dahuang, which made him a little depressed. Could it be that he had really wasted 500 yuan and Dahuang had run away from home?
He went home first; he had to hurry and deliver the goods, so he wouldn't look for that beast for now.
"Dapao, go home as soon as you're done selling the goods, don't linger outside."
Meng Wanqing spoke up, afraid that he might be seduced by some woman.
"I understand. Wait for me at home, I'll be back soon."
Li Dapao said that he was still thinking of continuing to collect merit elixir and continue to cultivate this ginseng.
When ginseng reaches a hundred years of age, its price will skyrocket again, worth at least two to three million.
"This silly boy, he really treats me like his wife."
Meng Wanqing spat, but it wasn't clear she was angry.
She was quite bored at home alone, so she went to chat with Ye Qiuling and Wang Meiqin, and found that she got along quite well with them.
Because they now share common interests, hobbies, and topics.
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