Fairy Tail: This Healing Mage's hits hurt so much!

The guesthouse at the Wangguo Army's garrison was shockingly shabby, with the tables and chairs made of the most ordinary wood and not a single decent decoration.

"Wang Guojun is so stingy, this decoration is too shabby."

Riyao plopped down on the sofa, picked his nose, and flicked away a booger.

Lucy of Aslant looked around anxiously, her hands nervously clasped together, and her steps hesitant.

"Isn't it inappropriate for us to be so open and brazen?"

"What's wrong with that? By the time they send someone over, we'll be in the capital already. Let's rest easy."

Riyao crossed his legs, put his hands behind his head, and leaned back on the sofa, looking as relaxed as if he were in the living room of his own manor.

Lucy of Edolas rolled her eyes, then suddenly had an idea. She grabbed Aslant Lucy's wrist and pulled her towards the bathroom, laughing at the thought of what she was going to do next.

"Follow me!"

"Huh? What's up?"

A moment later, the bathroom door opened, and the two of them came out dressed in identical outfits, standing on either side of Natsu, each with the same wicked smile on their lips.

"Natsu, guess which Lucy we are?"

"You definitely can't guess it, hehe."

Lucy and Lucy teased Natsu, sandwiching him in the middle and spinning him around, making him dizzy and disoriented.

Natsu sniffed hard, rubbing his nose back and forth on the two of them, his brows furrowed, and he scratched his head.

They both took a shower and couldn't tell them apart at first. They gestured with their hands in the air for a long time before finally letting them fall down helplessly.

Riyao lay on the sofa, picking his nose with one hand and tapping the armrest with the other, looking like he was enjoying the show.

"How about you call Gemini out too, so we have three Lucys?"

Lucy's eyes lit up. She took out the Gemini Key from her waist, infused it with magic, and a magic circle unfolded in the air. A golden light flashed, and Gemini popped out.

"Jamie, Jamie, it's Lucy!"

Gemini instantly transformed into Lucy's appearance, with the same expression and posture. The three Lucys standing together looked as if they were carved from the same mold.

Lisana watched this scene, cupping her face in her hands in amazement, her mouth agape in a round "O" shape, her eyes shining with adoration.

"That's amazing! You absolutely have to come to our guild after you rescue your partner, I want to try it too!"

"If I have the chance, I can give it a try. I'd also like to see two Milas, hehe."

Riyao's lips unconsciously curled up.

Xia Lulu's sharp tongue interrupted Riyao's fantasy. She crossed her wings to her chest, raised her chin slightly, and her eyes were full of contempt.

Are you sure Mira won't beat you up?

"My Mira is very gentle too, okay?"

Riyao responded righteously, puffing out his chest with an air of unwavering conviction.

Natsu clapped his hands, moved closer to Sunrise, his eyes shining with anticipation.

"Don't you have transformation magic? Quickly turn into Lucy and let's make a four Lucy."

"I don't want to, I don't want to become a woman."

Riyao shook his head repeatedly, crossing his arms in front of his chest to make a big X.

"You've changed quite a bit, haven't you?"

"Only my face has changed; everything else remains the same."

"So last time you..."

"I stuffed two steamed buns inside."

Natsu was speechless, and so was everyone else. The entire guesthouse was silent for a full three seconds, except for Riyo, who remained calm and composed.

Silent all night.

The next morning, everyone got ready to head to the capital. The morning light of Edolas shone into the courtyard of the camp, illuminating the mess of the previous day.

"Natsu, how about I tie you to the back of the motorcycle and drag you around?"

Riyao patted the back seat of the motorcycle, his tone as serious as if he were discussing today's weather.

"Are you the devil?!"

Natsu stared at Sunrise in horror, clutching his buttocks tightly with both hands, and took several steps back until his back pressed against the wall.

Sunlight put his arm around Natsu's shoulder, patted him on the shoulder, and smiled kindly.

"Don't worry, I'll continue to treat you on the way."

"That's even scarier, you know!"

Natsu struggled desperately, trying to pry open Sunrise's fingers with both hands and kicking his feet on the ground, but Sunrise's hands remained as still as iron clamps.

Sunrise was just trying to scare him, and he let go of him, letting Natsu run away in a flash.

Lisana and Lucy escorted Sunrise and the others to the outskirts of town.

A booming sound came from afar.

Hmm~~~~~

Whoosh!

Drip!

A small boat-shaped magical four-wheel drive vehicle came to a smooth stop in front of everyone with a beautiful drift, its tires leaving two deep marks on the ground, and the windows rolled down.

Natsu of Edolas arrogantly leaned half his body out, one hand on the car window, his chin held high, and a haughty smile on his lips.

"This is the person Lucy was talking about who looks the same? They look so silly."

"What did you say? You bastard, get down here!"

Natsu from Aslant instantly bristled, rushed forward, grabbed Edolas Natsu's collar, and yanked him outwards with all his might.

Edrasnaz clung tightly to the seat, bracing his legs against the chassis, and continued shouting.

"Let go of me, you rude bastard."

"You're the one who's rude!"

The two Natsus were locked in a tug-of-war for several rounds before Natsu from Aslant finally dragged Edolas Natsu off the vehicle. The two of them fell into a heap and rolled twice on the gravel ground.

Riyao leaned against his motorcycle, munching on sunflower seeds and watching the show, carelessly tossing the shells around.

Xia Lulu flew over and swatted the sunflower seed shells off her head with a paw, making her little face scrunch up.

"You scheming bastard, can't you watch your manners? And are your sunflower seeds unlimited?"

"Oh, come on, I just picked these sunflower seeds up from a roadside stall. Want some?"

Riyao handed over the one that was covered in saliva, and Xia Lulu flew back two steps in disgust.

Xia Lulu snorted and ignored Riyao.

Riyao chuckled, then turned and handed a handful of sunflower seeds to Wendy. Wendy hesitated for a moment, but still took them and started munching on them.

As soon as Edolasnaz landed, he curled up into a ball, hugging his knees with both hands, looking like a shrimp. He timidly reached out to Lucy, his voice trembling like a leaf in the wind.

"Lucy, help me~ This is terrifying."

Natsu of Aslant stared wide-eyed, his mouth agape, his expression shifting from anger to confusion, and then from confusion to an inexplicable look of disgust.

No, weren't you just being quite arrogant?

"What's wrong with you?"

Lucy and Lisanna of Edolas were overjoyed. One of them was so laughing that she squatted down and pounded the ground, while the other was laughing so hard that she was slapping her thighs and almost had tears in her eyes.

Harpy adjusted his non-existent glasses, pushed up his nose with his little paws, and looked as serious as if he were deducing some earth-shattering case.

"There's only one truth! Our Natsu is afraid of getting on transportation, while your Natsu is afraid of getting off transportation!"

Lucy from Edolas walked over, bent down and picked up Natsu, who was curled up in a ball, and gently put him back into the car like a frightened kitten. Her movements were so practiced that it was clear she had done this before.

Riyao ate sunflower seeds with even more gusto, deliberately teasing Aslant Lucy.

"So sweet, so sweet."

Aslant Lucy, standing next to her, blushed and pressed her lips into a thin line.

Why are you looking at me like that when you're shipping them?!