Huayu 02: The Days of Extreme Pulling and Rolling with the Fairy

Chapter 67 Jielun: Xie Gou, you're not allowed to mimic my speech anymore!

Not long after, the car stopped by the sea. Jay Chou had already booked the rooftop of a food stall.

"Xie Jin, I remember you said you were from the North, right?"

"right"

Jay Chou started rubbing his head: "What's that word again? My friends from the north taught me at the last concert, it's really awesome."

Jellon rubbed his head, trying hard to remember, when suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Okay...okay...arranged! I just remembered, I'll arrange it, bro."

"Wow, my friend, when you come here you have to eat seafood! Mullet roe, red crab, bluefin tuna, and sakura shrimp—it's amazing!"

This sentence in Taiwan Northeastern dialect made Qiao Shan laugh out loud, confirming that the person who taught him the dialect must be from his hometown.

Xie Jin couldn't help but laugh. She didn't know why, but every time she heard Jie Lun speak, she couldn't help but want to laugh, especially his serious Taiwanese accent.

Now that the Taiwanese accent and Northeastern dialect are mixed together, it's even more exciting...

Xie Jin's urge to be shameless kicked in.

q(≧▽≦q) "Really? Jelun is amazing! He's so awesome~"

The little princess's lips drooped: "Thank you, dog. If you keep imitating my Taiwanese dialect, you're finished."

"Oh~ Brother is so fierce~ Okay, okay."

  

(っ°Д°;)っYou still want to learn! !

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The dishes were served shortly afterward.

The big hamster sniffed (╯▽╰) It smells so good~~

But even in Xiang, she couldn't bring herself to eat a single bite.

All I could do was watch the table laden with fresh seafood and see everyone enjoying it so much.

She was so anxious she was about to drop her pearls.

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

But there was nothing she could do; she had two beef rice bowls and one chicken rice bowl in her belly.

Gluttony always comes at a price...

Especially when the big hamster saw Jelun break the red crab in half and put it on Xie Jin's plate.

The hamster is going crazy... the red crab paste is about to burst out...

What will it taste like when I eat it...?

You jerk, why are you eating beef rice?

Thanks, you dog! Do you even understand how to eat a red crab?! Spit it out and eat it again!

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Even into the early hours of the morning, some children were still talking about that red crab with bursting roe in its sleep...

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Today is the day of the Golden Horse Awards ceremony. As a top star in the music industry, the little princess, along with other cross-industry celebrities, has been invited to attend as a guest.

This guy can't stay still. He came to the hotel where Xie Jin and his group were staying early in the morning with his game console and snacks.

Xie Jin and the hamster are putting on makeup right now.

Xie Jin glanced at the little princess curled up on the sofa: "Are you a child? Eating snacks and playing games at the same time."

"Mind your own business! Are you some kind of Pacific police officer?! I'm willing."

The hamster was still brooding over the delicious food she missed yesterday. The thought of Xie Jin drinking coconut water and eating crab roe made her heart bleed...

Watching Jelun crunching away on potato chips next to her made her even angrier.

"Those potato chips of yours don't look appetizing at all."

Jielun looked at Xie Jin with a face full of questions. Had I offended her?

Xie Jin covered her forehead and whispered, "Please excuse me... You're such a gluttonous young lady, I was just eyeing the potato chips in your hand."

"oh oh"

???

Jelun tried to hand over the potato chips, and the big hamster coughed awkwardly.

Captain Huang swung his tail and snatched the potato chips, then tossed a crispy noodle to Jelun from his small backpack.

Here you go~ This is a gift from InuInu-chan~

"I'll trade you a Brazilian barbecue-flavored magician."

"It makes no difference"

Jelun shrugged, opened the instant noodles, and continued playing the game. After a while, he started reading comics.

........

Xie Jin picked up the newspaper casually and looked at it, but as she looked, she realized something was wrong.

He handed her the newspaper, saying, "Stop, stop, stop hitting me! Look at this!"

Jelun put down his handheld console and took the newspaper.

[Jacky Chou makes a surprise visit to a handsome mainland Chinese man on his rooftop]

[Two people passionately eating together on the beach]

There's nothing strange in the photo; it's just a picture of a group of people eating on the rooftop yesterday.

"I've learned something new. You entertainment reporters are really something else. You start with just a pen and make up the rest of the story, huh?"

Jelun looked at the entertainment newspaper headlines and was speechless: "There's nothing we can do, the entertainment reporters here don't have much professional ethics, you have to understand."

"I remember riding my new motorcycle in the alleyway before, do you know how they wrote it?"

Xie Jin shook her head.

Afraid that the underage girl would hear, Jay Chou leaned over and whispered, "Jay Chou is furiously confronting his new lover in a dark alley. I'm so angry I could scream 'Fuck Buddha'!"

After saying that, Jelun laughed in anger.

"What are you two whispering about behind my back!" The big hamster bared its teeth and claws, but it couldn't move because it was putting on makeup.

"Don't ask, little kids shouldn't listen."

Jelun nodded: "It's not good for children to hear about adult topics."

Ms. Liu's inner monologue: [Damn it!!!]

[Captain Huang, give that guy who talks like a jerk a piece of your mind!!]

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

However, it's really not surprising that Jelun swore.

Hong Kong entertainment and Taiwanese entertainment do indeed like to create this kind of attention-grabbing stuff.

To boost sales, many headlines are written in a very sensational way.

He can be considered the originator of UC's sensationalist headlines and clickbait.

It's fair to say that everyone from superstars to celebrities has been the subject of tabloid gossip, including even members of the Fok family and wealthy businessmen...

E.g

[Siege Strategy - XiongDL's 33-Hour Massacre of the City]

[Guo Fcheng marries Y, who has stuffed fillings]

[Zhou B Chang received Huang W Wen's excrement]

[A luxury car drives into a wealthy family – Li Jiaxi marries Xu Jin H]

It can be said that it takes the use of borderline content, malicious associations, vulgarity, and sexual innuendo to the extreme, which, in a sense, can be considered a local characteristic...

Xie Jin asked curiously, "So you're used to it? Nobody's suing them?"

Jelun nodded: "I'm used to it."

"They're just waiting for you to sue them. The more lawsuits you file, the more popular their lousy newspapers will become."

"They'll apologize and give you some money in the end, and they'll be overjoyed. You'll lose out no matter what."

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Tainan Municipal Arts Center Performing Arts Hall

Film festival red carpets are all pretty much the same, and Xie Jin felt that this year's event was no different from the previous Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festivals, just in a different location.

The feeling of nervousness and excitement I had back then is long gone.

Once inside the performance hall, Xie Jin found a seat as instructed by the organizers.

Just a quick glance revealed that quite a few celebrities from Hong Kong Island had come!

Andy Lau, Ng Man-yan, Lai Ming, Tony Leung Ka-fai..........

After politely shaking hands with the people around her, Xie Jin sat down.

Jay Chou turned his head and whispered, "Are you confident you'll win the award?"

Xie Jin lowered her voice, "Don't be fooled by my several nominations; I feel this award has little to do with me."

"That's impossible, I have no confidence in any of them."

Who knows?

The two whispered to each other as the hosts, Tsai Kang-yung and Cheng Yu-yu, led them onto the stage under the lights.

The opening remarks were delivered by Golden Horse Chairman Chang Fa-ho and Hsu Tien-tsai, representative of the event organizers.

The content mainly pays tribute to past Golden Horse Award winners, while also mourning the recent passing of Ko Shou-liang.

The first half of the competition consisted of technical awards, mainly given to behind-the-scenes personnel.

The Best Cinematography nominees are Liao Benrong for "The Missing", Liu Weiqiang and Lai Yiu-fai for "Infernal Affairs", and Cheng Siu-keung for "PTU". Xie Jin's film did not receive a nomination.

The final photography was given to Liao Benrong for "The Unseen".

But the editing nominations are different; Ning Hao's name is on them!

"Chen Sheng-chang's 'Never Apart,' Oxide Pang's 'Infernal Affairs,' and Ning Hao's 'When a Man Falls in Love'"

Cai Kangyong didn't keep us in suspense for too long; there's no need to create mystery for technical awards.

Ning Hao! "When a Man Falls in Love"

"Husband, you, you, you!!"

Xing Na was overjoyed and quickly patted Ning Hao on the shoulder. After hugging his wife, the senior brother hugged Xie Jin.

Xie Jin whispered, "Promoting the new film."

"rest assured"

As expected, after his senior brother went on stage, he thanked everyone as usual, mentioning Xie Jin several times, which made Xie Jin a little embarrassed.

Then the topic shifted abruptly, and they started calling "GG" on "Crazy Stone," which took thirty seconds to complete.

...........

After the editing awards were presented, "When a Man Loves" was not nominated for any of the following categories: Best Action Choreography, Best Art Direction.

This directly spurred art director Lin Mu into action, and he soon developed blisters on his lips.

The final technical award has been awarded.

Then came the documentary and the short film awards, one for "Viva Tonal: The Dancing Era" and the other for "The Millet Field in the Wind".

That's pretty much all for the smaller awards; from here on, the prestige of each award gradually increases.

The first award with Xie Jin nominated has arrived.

Carol Cheng glanced down at the signboard: "40th Golden Horse Film Festival, Nominated for Best Original Film Song"

"The track 'I'm Still Young Remix' includes 'Public Toilet', the title track 'Millet Field in the Wind', the track 'Own' includes 'Run, Child!', and the track 'When a Man Falls in Love' includes 'Unfortunately, There's No If'"

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