How come you're also my ex-girlfriend?

"You seem to be in a bad mood today. Is it because you're on your period?"

On the second floor of the school cafeteria, a girl with skin so fair it seemed to glow was eating while another girl was asking her questions.

Wen Xueyu seemed somewhat uninterested as she picked at the food on her plate.

The person speaking next to him was his good friend and classmate, Ma Jiamin.

She's about the same height as me, but the most obvious difference in their figures is probably the weight of their chests. Compared to Wen Xueyu's rounded and full figure, Ma Jiamin has a flat chest that could take off without even needing to clear the runway; she's definitely very thin.

"No way..." Wen Xueyu muttered softly.

"Which one is missing?" Ma Jiamin asked with a smile.

"There isn't any!"

"That's strange. You were fine when I saw you this morning, but why are you unhappy now that a new classmate is here? Do you have an enemy?"

"No, not really... don't ask."

Wen Xueyu was talking in annoyance when a handsome young man carrying a tray walked by... and then he backed away.

He sat down directly opposite the two of them. "What a coincidence, you're eating here?"

Upon seeing the person who arrived, Wen Xueyu immediately fell silent and lowered her head to eat in small bites.

Ma Jiamin laughed, "Yes, you like coming to the second floor too?"

Xu Yan and Ma Jiamin met in the morning, without any other special reason. It was mainly because Ma Jiamin was outgoing, cheerful, and easy to get along with.

So, he can be considered a new classmate with whom Xu Yan has developed a relatively good relationship in a short period of time.

"Hmm, there are too many lazybones on the first floor. Some of them don't even remember to put their plates back in their place. Why don't we come to the second floor?"

Ma Jiamin gave a thumbs up, "Good taste. People who like to eat on the second floor usually have happy families, successful careers, are young and promising, and can live a fulfilling life."

Xu Yan patted his chest confidently and pointed at the other person, "Sister, you know me."

But soon Ma Jiamin couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.

"But do you notice when people stop talking as soon as you arrive?"

So the two of them turned their gazes to the girl who was silently eating, her cheeks almost stuffed full like a pufferfish.

Wen Xueyu looked up with a slightly flushed face, "You guys were having a good chat, why do you need me to say anything?"

Xu Yan chuckled, "If you hadn't said anything, I would have thought you were isolating us."

"Why should I talk to you if you won't talk to me?"

"I'm not talking to you."

"It clearly exists."

"Uh...wait a minute." Ma Jiamin initially watched the two's conversation with a smile, but gradually realized something was wrong, and now her face was full of suspicion. "You...knew each other before?"

"Uh, this..." Wen Xueyu suddenly became nervous.

Ma Jiamin's gaze swept back and forth between the two of them, and suddenly it dawned on her.

"Xu Yan, didn't you two have dinner together on the second floor before?"

Wen Xueyu immediately stopped talking and looked at Xu Yan nervously.

Unexpectedly, Xu Yan simply nodded nonchalantly, "Yes, we didn't know each other back then. I happened to be getting lunch on the first floor when she bumped into me, and she treated me to lunch."

The tension vanished instantly, and some of the things he said seemed like trivial matters.

"I knew I wasn't mistaken that day..." Ma Jiamin finally realized what was going on and immediately nudged Wen Xueyu with her elbow. "You were so evasive about this little thing that day, I thought you were really having a secret relationship."

"Don't talk nonsense, how could that be?"

Wen Xueyu argued, her face flushed.

Xu Yan didn't react significantly to this speculation; he simply ate while watching the two talk with a smile.

Ma Jiamin is indeed a busybody; as soon as she finished speaking, she immediately teased, "But I think this kind of plot has the feel of an idol drama opening, don't you think?"

"I think you're so thin!" Wen Xueyu gently patted Ma Jiamin. "I think the reason you're so thin is because you always talk while eating and don't eat properly."

"What can I do if I can't gain weight no matter what I eat?" Ma Jiamin muttered.

"Isn't that great? Girls envy your physique of being able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight."

"Yes, you can gain weight easily, but the fat all goes to the right places."

As she said this, Ma Jiamin's gaze shifted downwards, landing on her full breasts.

Feeling the gaze, Wen Xueyu's face flushed crimson. "What are you doing?!"

"Hey, stop scratching... I'm reporting you! Xu Yan did it too, he was peeping!"

Xu Yan: ?

"Damn! How could you betray your teammate? No, I really didn't see it! Believe me!"

"Who said you're on my team? Hehehe~"

"I'm ignoring both of you!"

Furious, Wen Xueyu shoved two mouthfuls into her mouth, then picked up her plate and left in embarrassment and annoyance.

Xu Yan looked at Ma Jiamin, "Wasn't the joke a bit too much? Should I go apologize?"

Ma Jiamin waved her hand with a smile, "It's okay, I'll go and coax her. Just bring her a Ferrero Rocher later, it always works."

"Sister Ma, you really know how to teach." Xu Yan said with deep respect.

When Xu Yan returned to the classroom after buying a box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates from the convenience store, Wen Xueyu was looking at her phone while lying on the table.

Xu Yan walked straight over, but didn't give the other person the chocolate directly. Instead, he sat down in his seat first, looked at the few students in the classroom who were taking a lunch break, and then reached out and poked the other person's back.

Wen Xueyu's body stiffened visibly for a moment, but she quickly continued playing on her phone as if nothing had happened.

Xu Yan poked at her again, this time Wen Xueyu shook her shoulder as if to shake off Xu Yan's mischievous hand.

The boy tried hard to suppress his laughter, then poked him again.

"What exactly do you want...?"

Wen Xueyu couldn't help but turn around, but she was worried about disturbing others' lunch break and dared not raise her voice, so the angry tone that should have been in her voice was weakened to almost nothing.

Xu Yan looked at her with a grin, "Still angry?"

Wen Xueyu snorted coldly, "Who's angry with you?"

"Oh~" Xu Yan nodded, "Then can you help me with this problem? There's a math problem on the diagnostic test that I don't quite understand."

Wen Xueyu rolled her eyes. "Go find someone else. My math isn't great, and you already know so many new classmates."

Xu Yan: ?

No, is that why she's angry?

Seeing that Wen Xueyu was about to turn around again, Xu Yan quickly reached out and patted her on the shoulder, "Wait a minute."

The girl, caught off guard by the tap on the shoulder, seemed startled. She remained stiff for a moment before turning around, her face slightly flushed. "You...is there anything else?"

"Here, take this."

Seemingly oblivious to the subtle changes in the other person's body, Xu Yan handed over a box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates. "Jiamin told me you like this. How about we make up after we finish this?"

Wen Xueyu was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean by making up...we didn't..."

The words were on the tip of his tongue, but he didn't know how to say them properly, as if he was about to choke himself out.

Xu Yan suppressed a laugh and helped to defuse the situation, saying, "I understand what you mean, as long as you understand what I mean."

They simply shoved the Ferrero Rocher into the other person's hand.

The first thing Wen Xueyu did upon receiving it was to look around to see if anyone had noticed, and then, like a thief, she quickly put it into a drawer.

Only then did she feel relieved, and then solemnly said to Xu Yan, "I'm not angry, I'm not that petty."

"I know, I know, the cod burger is the most generous."

"Not a cod burger!"

"whee."

The girl reached out and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, revealing her rosy, translucent ear tips.

With an utterly nonchalant expression, he asked, "You just told me you had a math problem you couldn't solve... which one was it?"

Xu Yan instinctively wanted to say that he was joking, but when Wen Xueyu's special fragrance wafted over, Xu Yan still took out the math test paper.

Then he pointed to the question he had indeed gotten wrong, "It's this one..."

"Let me see."

Wen Xueyu didn't take the test paper away. Instead, she turned her whole body around and leaned over Xu Yan's pile of books to look at the questions.

From this angle, Xu Yan could clearly see the other person's lowered eyes and the full appearance of their face.

Her skin was so delicate and fair it was unbelievable, like the kind of filter only a heroine in an anime could have.

Her hair fragrance blended harmoniously with the subtle, unique scent emanating from her body, creating a unified and pleasing ambiance that didn't feel out of place at all. Instead, it made one marvel at how lovely and beautiful girls are in this world.

Is this statement a bit cowardly?

It's alright. There's a wise saying in the world: "A man's words are deceitful."

Hmm... what are you mumbling about?

The cod burger is so white, so fragrant, and so beautiful.

It reminded Xu Yan of the milk ice cream that he always had to savor in the summer.

……