How come you're also my ex-girlfriend?

Xiao Lili truly believed that saying: there is a natural attraction between gods and humans.

Who would be so kind as to put up a conversation like that at the school gate? Aren't they afraid of getting into trouble?!

Even if they were extraordinary people, the key point is that the saying "ugly people often do strange things" doesn't apply to them. It's more accurate to say that using these two great faces to do such things is indeed a waste of their talents.

Xu Yan, of course, failed to escape and got out of the car.

They are currently pushing bicycles together, with Jiang Yiyao, to take Xiao Lili to the bus stop.

"Now that they know to run, it's too late."

Jiang Yiyao said with a cold smile.

Xu Yan, pushing his bicycle, scoffed, "Run? I'm just going home. Don't be so narcissistic. You're not enough to intimidate me!"

Jiang Yiyao is just a nobody; she probably has no idea how many storms her brother Xu has weathered in his life.

"Really? I almost let you do some stunts on a bicycle just now, and you're still being so stubborn?"

"Actually, my lips are soft; you can try."

Xu Yan blinked, his innocent and naive demeanor mixed with a touch of shyness and coyness, which broadened Xiao Lili's horizons.

Do they all have such a wild side in private?

Jiang Yiyao smiled and raised her arm. "Sure, with such a soft mouth, it'll probably swell up a lot if you hit it, right?"

Xiao Lili: ...Not only are you wild, but you're also perverted?

"He's always ready to hit people, what a violent maniac! Lili is so gentle, she looks like a lady from a good family."

Xu Yan directly shifted his focus. How could he avoid being surrounded? It's simple: praise another person and bring in an ally.

Xiao Lili's eyes trembled slightly, and she said embarrassedly, "It's...it's alright, not like you said."

Jiang Yiyao sneered, "You've never believed his nonsense in your life. Lili is obviously the kind of person who would give her life for her lover. Sigh."

"No way! I've never been in a relationship!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, are they already starting to reveal their romantic history?"

"oops!"

Xu Yan interrupted righteously, "How can you talk about your good friend like that? Lili, if you ask me, you should just stay friends with me and dump her. She doesn't care about you at all!"

"Stop trying to drive a wedge between us." Jiang Yiyao rolled her eyes, then took Xiao Lili's arm. "Remember, never date someone like Xu Yan in the future. He never tells the truth, he has no sense of responsibility when things go wrong, and he's the worst at taking away family property."

Xiao Lili's cheeks flushed slightly, her eyes gleaming: "So you're looking for someone like this?"

Xu Yan and Jiang Yiyao: ?

The two exchanged a glance. "That's getting a bit aggressive, huh?"

Jiang Yiyao said irritably, "Isn't this all your fault?"

"Hehe, just kidding~" Xiao Lili laughed again.

They walked together to the bus stop, and the bus arrived quickly. Xu Yan's voice choked with emotion. "Lili, take good care of yourself over there. Remember to call home often, even if nothing happens. I'll go buy you some oranges."

Xiao Lili skipped and hopped into the car, her twin ponytails bouncing along with her, radiating youthful energy.

She turned around with a smile, her cheeks slightly flushed: "Okay, Mom and Dad~"

Xu Yan: ?

As the bus drove away, Xu Yan stroked his chin and looked at Jiang Yiyao, who was speechless beside him. "You're something else. You've corrupted such a good girl in such a short time."

Jiang Yiyao rolled her eyes at the boy. "Isn't it possible that he just learned which methods to use on which people? That just proves that I taught him very well."

"Teach me something useful. You've turned someone's carefree youth into a world of deceit and backstabbing. I'm the only victim. Stop it, Yao."

"Tsk, wasn't I good enough at teaching you? In just three days, I've taken you from the regular class to the experimental class."

"Are you trying to take credit for something? I got in based on my own merit, what does that have to do with you!"

Did I give you the vocabulary book?

"Given it."

Did I place a bet on you?

"It's booked."

"Without my encouragement, you wouldn't have gotten a single point on the exam. So, the fact that you were able to get into the experimental class is 90% due to my brilliant guidance, meticulous encouragement, and targeted support."

Xu Yan stared wide-eyed at this shameless girl. "I only deserve 10% credit?"

"Five percent of that ten percent is because your pen has ink."

"Sure, sure, if you're so capable, you'll be credited with 90% of the credit when I have a baby in the future."

Jiang Yiyao: ?

The girl's fair cheeks flushed slightly: "Sexual harassment, is that it?!"

"Don't try to scam me! This isn't a library, and I'm not a magic pill for graduate school admission. Don't try to refine me!"

"Then you'd better delete the recording right away. Don't blame me for not warning you, things might get a little awkward when we get home."

Xu Yan looked at Jiang Yiyao, and said shyly, "So we already have a family? Isn't that a bit too fast..."

"Ugh~" Jiang Yiyao couldn't help but make a vomiting face. "Don't disgust me!"

Xu Yan straddled the bicycle with a grin, "You don't need to worry about the recording. I'll only use it for self-defense when I need to protect myself."

Jiang Yiyao gave a cold laugh. "Wasn't it you defending yourself while listening to my singing in the dead of night?"

Xu Yan: ?

Hajiyao, you little rascal!

"Let me see your middle finger."

"Then come closer, I'll poke it into your eyeball, you should be able to see it more clearly."

"...Isn't that inappropriate? Not there~"

"You idiot! Hurry up and ride!"

Jiang Yiyao sat on the back of the other person's bicycle, slightly annoyed. Xu Yan smiled and said, "This time I won, Haji Yao!"

Xu Yan stepped on the pedal. The sun had not yet completely set, and the horizon was being tormented by the colors of fire. They were about to embark on a grand journey home.

"drive!"

"...If you're sick, go get treatment. This is a bicycle, not a horse-drawn carriage."

"Stop talking nonsense and ride faster, or I'll whip you."

"Such a good thing?"

"Do your aunt and uncle know how perverted you are?"

Have you ever considered that abnormal people might actually be attracted to each other?

"Get out of here, and get out of here!"

Fast? You probably haven't seen the power of Super Boy!

Xu Yan sped up, and he could almost hear the sound of shrimp catchers in his ears.

The winds that passed by the two of them became exceptionally noisy, as if they were escaping the sunset, escaping the darkness, escaping all the noise and smoke on the street.

As the girl's hands began to involuntarily tighten around her waist, Xu Yan's lips curled into a slight smile.

You know what fear is?

However, this feeling was somewhat strange. The burning palms against his waist felt as if their scalding heat penetrated his clothes and reached his skin. Xu Yan seemed to be riding his bike normally, but he seemed to have already grasped the meaning of "restless mind."

Jiang Yiyao's heart is beating very fast now.

A hand rested on Xu Yan's waist, but she wasn't as flustered as the boy had imagined. Her nervousness stemmed from something else.

Smelling the scent emanating from the boy, she held her breath. Her clothes, whipped back by the wind, were already perfectly highlighting her figure, but she still insisted on getting close to the boy's back.

Just a little bit more, almost there.

Although his legs kept changing position because he had to pedal, it wasn't difficult for Jiang Yiyao, who had excellent grades, to figure out the pattern.

She seized the opportunity, focusing on that one fleeting moment.

The moment she reached into Xu Yan's pants pocket, she felt as if she saw the dawn of victory.

She planned to take this opportunity to steal Xu Yan's phone and delete the recording of herself singing. As for the unlock password... she remembered it very clearly, provided that Xu Yan hadn't changed it in the past few years.

Xu Yan felt a little itchy, not only because the girl's face behind him seemed to be rubbing against him, but also because there seemed to be something... on the edge of his pocket.

Whoosh!

Sudden.

Something quickly slipped into his pants pocket, and he squeezed it hard as soon as his fingertips touched it!

"...grass!"

Xu Yan almost crashed his car on the spot, but luckily he managed to stop it in time.

Jiang Yiyao belatedly realized what she had touched, stiffly released her hand, and raised her head with a flushed face.

"Could it be..."

Xu Yan turned his head with a strange expression to look at the girl behind him, whose face was already red and who was trembling with fear.

"Do you really enjoy stealing things from my pockets?"

"That...that's a cell phone?!"

I'm dirty!

I'm dirty!!

Why...why isn't it a cell phone?!

I thought I had my phone in my pocket! How could it be something else?!

Jiang Yiyao was speechless; she wanted to disappear from this world in the fastest and simplest way possible.

I bow my head and become a beautiful, blushing ostrich.

Xu Yan, who already understood what Jiang Yiyao was trying to do, smiled ambiguously and said, "I guess you could call it a cell phone."

"...Don't look at me, can you...keep riding and forget everything that just happened? Please."

Jiang Yiyao: If I could go back to the beginning, I would do anything!

Was this the first time Jiang Yiyao had asked him for help? Xu Yan couldn't remember.

But such an opportunity should absolutely not be missed.

He uttered a devilish whisper.

"Although you almost crushed what was in my pocket just now, if it were you... I'll let you off this time."

"...I'm going to kill you! Aaaaaaaah!"

Bye now.

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P.S.: Family, I've finally gotten a recommendation! Thank you all for your support. I'm listening to your feedback, and I'll definitely expand on it. I can't keep writing in a bland atmosphere, so I'm planning to add something a little crazy later on, hehe~