The Path to Immortality of Silly Pillar in the Courtyard

"Uncle, this is called a mountain bike," He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"Mountain bike? This one looks nice, but it's a bit low."

Yan Bugui shook his head and said.

"Uncle, don't let its short size fool you, it can change speeds, making it very energy-efficient!"

"Um, Pillar, can I ride it?" Yan Bugui asked, rubbing his hands together with an embarrassed look.

"Okay, I'll teach you how to use the gear shifter..."

After He Yuzhu taught Yan Bugui how to use the gear shifter, Teacher Yan couldn't wait to ride his bike to the street.

Looking at Yan Bugui's unsteady figure, He Yuzhu was worried that he might fall and hurt himself!

Fortunately, Yan Bugui adapted quickly and rode quite well. Five minutes later, Yan Bugui returned on his bicycle.

"Zhu Zi, this car is awesome, it's amazing!" Yan Bugui's eyes lit up, his expression was very excited, and his eyes were full of envy.

"Uncle, this bicycle is an imported product; you can't buy it in our country," He Yuzhu said as he took the bicycle.

"Ah...imported goods are so much better!"

"Hey, Zhu Zi, could you buy one for Third Uncle too?"

After observing for several days, he inadvertently discovered a big secret: the silly Zhu in front of him was different.

Not only do they eat meat and fish every day, but they also have another house, which is a separate courtyard house.

This shocked him, but he didn't make a fuss. He knew there was definitely a secret involved. The fact that the authorities hadn't come looking for trouble meant that Sha Zhu had powerful backers who were not to be trifled with!

The reason he said he was buying a car was to test Sha Zhu and see if Sha Zhu still respected him as the Third Uncle.

Intrigue and backstabbing weren't He Yuzhu's forte, and he didn't bother to think about it. He chuckled and looked at Yan Bugui, saying, "Third Uncle, you can't afford this! This car costs over a thousand US dollars in the US!"

"What? Over a thousand US dollars!"

Yan Bugui was completely dumbfounded upon hearing this. Even if he was not familiar with the market, he knew what more than a thousand US dollars meant: it meant that he couldn't afford it even with ten years' salary.

Yan Bugui lowered his head in shame, speechless.

Seeing his dejected look, He Yuzhu couldn't bear it. "Uncle, how about this, I can rent you this bicycle!"

Yan Bugui looked up in shock. "Zhu Zi, how does the rental work?"

"Uncle, I don't want your money. You just need to give Yushui some extra lessons every day, two hours a day. How about that?"

"That's it?" Yan Bugui asked incredulously.

"Okay, that's it. You can ride the bicycle, and the tutoring will continue until Yushui enters junior high school."

He knew the elementary school Yan Bugui taught, and Yu Shui didn't need him to teach her anymore since she was going to junior high.

Yan Bugui quickly nodded, "Okay, okay! I agree."

"Okay, Uncle, it's yours now. I'm going home." He Yuzhu parked the car and then went into the courtyard.

"Oh dear, my car..." Yan Bugui immediately steadied the car, then carefully carried it home, unable to hide the smile on his face.

"Old Yan, what are you carrying?" the third aunt asked curiously, looking at the thing her husband was carrying at the door.

"A treasure worth over a thousand US dollars?" Yan Bugui said, carrying the car directly into the house.

"Quickly find me a rag, a cotton one..." came Yan Bugui's urgent voice from inside the house.

…………

When He Yuzhu returned to the Central Court, he saw Qin Huairu sitting in the living room chatting with Pan Jinlian before he even entered the house.

"Zhu Zi is back." Qin Huairu stood up with a smile.

"Ah, Sister Qin is playing here."

"Yeah, I just come over to chat with Yulian when I have nothing to do."

"Okay, you guys chat, I'm going out for a walk." He Yuzhu didn't go inside, but turned and left.

He Yuzhu left the courtyard again. He knew exactly what Qin Huairu was up to; she just wanted to take advantage of Pan Jinlian. But he trusted Pan Jinlian completely. Even though she was from ancient times, she wasn't a naive fool.

In the days that followed, He Yuzhu spent his days eating, drinking, and having fun, living a carefree life. In addition, he gave the Wanliu Guijiao sect to Pan Jinlian and his sister He Yushui.

Of course, I'm not suggesting they fight, but it can be good for beauty and skincare. True Qi can nourish one's blood and slow down aging.

July arrived in the blink of an eye, and He Yuzhu had another opportunity to go fishing.

While Pan Jinlian and her sister were in compound number 95 that day, he went back to compound number 88 by himself.

After activating the system, he cast his line again. Two minutes later, the fishing line tightened, and then the system notification sounded: Congratulations, host, you have caught a fish from another world.

"Another alternate world!" He Yuzhu exclaimed in surprise. "System, can I still go to the Zombie World War?"

"Host, of course you can go, but if you travel between the two worlds, a spacetime tunnel must be hidden between them."

"Okay, then first, hide the time portal to World War Z for me. I want to travel through this one first."

"Okay, hiding successful."

He Yuzhu nodded, then left the space, leaving a note for Pan Jinlian explaining that he would be gone for a few days and would be back.

Back in space, the armor covered his entire body, and then he jumped into the black hole.

………………

This time he wasn't in the air, but appeared in a primeval forest, surrounded by towering trees and overgrown weeds.

Under thermal imaging, he only saw traces of some animals, but no humans.

He Yuzhu removed his armor. He did so to seek a sense of mystery, as he enjoyed challenging the unknown world.

With a thought, an M4A1 assault rifle appeared in his hand.

Just as He Yuzhu was about to explore, he suddenly heard a whooshing sound. When he looked up, he saw a figure descending from the sky...

"Pfft..." The person and the parachute crashed to the ground, and the impact seemed to knock them unconscious.

He Yuzhu was surprised when he saw the person clearly. The modern military uniform and parachute indicated that this was a modern world.

"Ah..." The person suddenly woke up, then got rid of the parachute and stood up.

The first thing that person saw after getting up was He Yuzhu, who was standing right in front of him.

"Whoosh..." The man raised an AA-12 shotgun and immediately aimed it at He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu didn't make any move. After seeing the person's face clearly, he smiled. It was another film world, and an interesting movie world at that.

"Royce..." He Yuzhu said with a smile in English. After the Zombie World War, his English was much more fluent than before.

Royce, who looked nervous, was taken aback when he heard the other person say his name, then slowly lowered his gun. "You know me?"

"We met once!"

"Who are you? Where is this?" Royce asked.

But before He Yuzhu could answer, another person descended from the sky. After getting up, this person immediately pointed two guns at Royce and He Yuzhu, shouting excitedly.

He Yuzhu made no move, his assault rifle slung over his shoulder. "Mexican drug lord."

However, Reus tensed up and immediately pointed his gun at the Mexican drug lord, shouting, "Calm down, calm down..."

Before Royce could finish speaking, another person fell from the sky, but unfortunately, this person's parachute failed to open, and he was killed instantly upon landing.

Royce and the man with the two guns looked at each other and then lowered their weapons.

"What's going on?" Royce asked.

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I don't know."

"How did we get here?" the Mexican drug lord asked, looking at the man who had been knocked out of his body on the ground.

Royce said, "I was on a mission in Africa, and after a flash of white light, I was here."

"Oh. Me too!" The drug lord said, glancing at He Yuzhu, who remained as calm as a rock.

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I also saw a white light."

"Kid, you've got a problem. You're not telling the truth," the drug lord said menacingly.