Hong Kong variety show: Drawing lots to determine fate, sending a big shot to meet Jesus.

Chapter 1 Drawing Lots

82, Yuen Long streets.

A panicked shout rang out: "Steal the wild boar! Quick, catch that bastard!"

Chen Yang looked up and saw a blond-haired young man snatching a purse and running wildly down the street, while a woman with long, wavy hair was stomping her feet and shouting behind her.

"Brother Yang, someone's stealing our jungle camp!" Tai Bao, wearing a vest, whispered in Chen Yang's ear.

"What's it to you?" Chen Yang couldn't help but curse.

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I woke up to find myself transported to the world of 80s Hong Kong variety shows, becoming a gangster, or an undercover agent sent by the police to infiltrate the Wo Luen Shing triad.

Neither the gangster nor the undercover agent Chen Yang wanted to do it.

He just wanted to make money off this land of opportunity.

After all, making money in this era was much easier than in later generations; you could easily make a few targets and enjoy it for a lifetime.

Luxury cars and villas, beautiful female celebrities.

He wants them all!

Chen Yang looked down at his younger brother, who could spin a wheel, and couldn't help but smile: "Time travel isn't all bad!"

"Brother Yang, it was Sister-in-law who was robbed!" Tai Bao stared at Big Waves and said quietly.

"What are you talking about? Why didn't you say so earlier?" Chen Yang cursed angrily, kicked Taibao away, and chased after the blond-haired man.

His current identity is a subordinate of Guan Zaisan, the leader of Sham Shui Po, and he is responsible for driving for his sister-in-law.

My sister-in-law's bag was stolen. If we don't get it back, she'll definitely get a severe scolding from her boss when we get back.

Who told Chen Yang to be a traitor? He's so humble in front of the big boss!

Chen Yang was as fast as the wind, and he caught up with Huang Mao in just a few steps, kicking him to the ground.

"what!"

Yellow Hair lay on the ground, letting out a pig-like howl.

The local people are simple and honest, and Robin Hood-like acts happen every day. Chen Yang was too lazy to teach Huang Mao a lesson and bent down to pick up his sister-in-law's purse.

At this moment, several burly men appeared behind the blond-haired man, glaring fiercely at Chen Yang and cursing, "You damn handsome brat, where the hell did you come from? Daring to ruin my plans, don't you know this is Dongxing's territory?"

"Damn it, Big Wave travels all the way from the mountains to Yuen Long to get his hair washed. I don't know if he's lost his mind or has too much noodle juice!" Chen Yang glanced at the few bastards from Tung Sing and cursed.

"You handsome bastard, what did you say? Did you even hear me?"

The scarred man at the head of the group stared fiercely at Chen Yang, his fingers cracking as he tried to teach Chen Yang a lesson.

"Damn it! It's so hot, and you expect me to give you bunch of pathetic massages!"

Chen Yang slung his bag over his shoulder, looking at the group of Tung Sing thugs with obvious displeasure: "One-on-one or a group fight?"

"Break his arms and legs!" Scarface waved his hand.

Several menacing Tung Sing thugs charged at Chen Yang, throwing punches.

Taibao was so frightened that he quickly hid, afraid of being implicated and beaten up.

As an undercover agent, Chen Yang's skills weren't top-notch, but they were more than enough to deal with a few gangsters.

"Bang!"

Tung Sing Jai, who was in the lead, swung his fist at Chan Yeung's face, but Chan Yeung kicked his younger brother instead, causing Tung Sing Jai to wince in pain.

When the other Tung Sing members saw how cunning Chen Yang was, they felt a chill in their hearts and their courage waned.

Chen Yang didn't give them a chance to react. He strode forward, gouged their eyes, locked their throats, and stabbed them in the groin, quickly subduing them, leaving only Scarface.

"Who else?"

Although the sound was not loud, it had extremely strong penetrating power.

Under Chen Yang's arrogant and domineering aura, the scarred man and the blond-haired man turned pale with fright and couldn't help but beg for mercy: "Boss, we didn't bring our eyes with us today, please let us go!"

Made!

If you're so good at fighting, why don't you go be arrogant on Po Lan Street instead of eating cow dung in Yuen Long?

"I said I'd give you a massage; when you travel, you must keep your word!"

As soon as Chen Yang finished speaking, the scarred man's expression changed drastically, and he turned to run away.

"Bang!"

Chen Yang kicked the scarred young man so hard he was blown apart, earning admiring glances from the passersby.

Just then, a fair and slender arm wrapped around Chen Yang's neck, and a woman with big, wavy hair planted a big kiss on his face: "Ah Yang, you're so beautiful and strong, I love you to death!"

"This is on the street, you fucking trying to kill me!" Chen Yang's expression changed, and he immediately pushed away the big waves.

Then he remembered that his predecessor had an affair with his sister-in-law, and if the big boss found out, he would be dead.

"What's all the fuss about? This is Yuen Long!" Big Waves rolled his eyes at Chen Yang.

Da Changyuan came all the way to Yuen Long not just to get his hair done, but also to have an in-depth conversation with Chen Yang!

"Sister-in-law, let's go upstairs and get your hair done!"

Chen Yang tossed the purse to Big Wave and pushed her into the hair salon.

Just then, Tai-bao ran out: "Brother Yang, are you alright?!"

"You bastard, where have you been hiding? The boss almost got taken down by those bastards from Tung Sing!" Chen Yang kicked him and couldn't help but curse.

Even if this guy can't fight back, he can still draw attention and take a couple of punches!

Taibao was taken aback.

Dude, you've got it backwards!

Hua Di then opened the car door and walked over: "Brother Yang, Lao Ding said the lottery will be held at eight o'clock tonight, don't forget the time."

"Damn it, where the hell were you, Wah-di?!"

Chen Yang had two useless underlings, neither of whom he could be trusted. He wanted to give them a good beating.

"I... went racing with someone!"

"You're driving a Mazda and racing people, you've probably caused traffic jams, you idiot!"

Dude, how did you know?

Hua Di stared at Chen Yang in shock!

Taibao leaned closer, his eyes gleaming with anticipation: "Brother Yang, we're drawing lots tonight. If we draw the winning lot, does that mean we can become the boss?"

Chen Yang glared at Tai Bao: "You son of a bitch, Tai Bao, have you gone mad from washing cars? You think you can rise to the top just because you won the lottery?"

"Although Kwan Tsai-sum is the head of Sham Shui Po, he's a good-for-nothing. Let's draw lots, and he's almost certain to take the blame and go to jail!"

A few days ago, Kwan Tsai-sum lost money gambling on football and was drinking alone in a bar in Tsuen Wan.

They happened to encounter a drunken, disorderly man from Hung Hing, nicknamed "Fat Corpse," causing trouble. They used a wine bottle to wash his hair, and his brains ended up being washed out.

Fat Corpse was the younger brother of Sheng Fan, the chief henchman of Hung Hing's Tuen Mun branch. Guan Zai Sen then ordered his men to draw lots to determine who would take the blame.

The idea that he'll be released after three years of imprisonment and promoted to a high position is pure nonsense.

The promises made by gangsters are empty words; anyone who believes them is a fool!

Hua Di drove the car back, and Chen Yang went into the hair salon to find his sister-in-law to go home, but she pulled him into her arms.

Half an hour later, Big Wave lay sprawled out, his mouth swollen, clearly numb from Chen Yang's beating.

"Ah Yang, I'll tell you a secret!"

"What secret?"

"Guan Zisen said he wants you to take the blame for him!"

"What? Isn't it decided by drawing lots?" Chen Yang was slightly taken aback.

Guan Zai Sen has hundreds of henchmen under his command; even if he draws with his eyes closed, he won't draw a dead lot.

If it was premeditated, then there's no escaping it.

"Hey, Guan Zai Sen suspects us!" Big Wave looked at Chen Yang's younger brother with a face full of reluctance.

"Do you even have a brain? You doubt us and you still dare to come out?" Chen Yang was so angry at the big waves that he almost laughed, wishing he could slap her to wake her up!

"Who told you to keep whipping me? Why don't we run away together?" Big Waves said, leaning close to Chen Yang.

"Fly your mother! Wo Luen Shing has 50,000 people, spread all over Hong Kong Island, where can they fly to?" Chen Yang pushed aside the big waves and cursed loudly.

It is a major taboo in the martial arts world to seduce one's second sister-in-law.

Chen Yang would never leave this golden land for a woman.

A few thousand dollars a month, and you want me to take the blame and be imprisoned in a dungeon?

This official is currently dead!

"Is there a cheat code?"

As Chen Yang was thinking, a golden wheel appeared in his mind!

"Damn, one smoke costs 100 grams of gold! Even Penguin isn't that ruthless!"

Gold here costs 99 dollars per gram, which is equivalent to 10,000 dollars per lottery draw, something an average gangster couldn't earn in a year.

That's fucking shady!

Chen Yang glanced at the bathroom and then transferred the gold necklace and bracelet that Da Bo had put in his bag to the panel.

Name: Chen Yang

[Physical constitution: 7 (average person: 6)]