A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

In the presidential suite, it was so quiet that the only sound was the beeping of cell phone speakers.

After three rings, the call was connected.

"Feed? Trendy Bro?"

A hearty male voice rang out.

Deng Chao is fully recovered.

The sleepiness on his face vanished instantly, and he shouted at the top of his lungs, "Ming'er! What are you doing?!"

"Nothing much." The male voice on the other end paused. "I'm putting on makeup. I'll have some work to do later."

Deng Chao immediately seized the opportunity, speaking as if they had known each other for eight hundred years.

"I just saw your post on WeChat Moments, the location was Wuhan, right?"

"Yeah, we just arrived a short while ago. What's up, Chao-ge? Any instructions?"

"It's not really an instruction!" Deng Chao slapped his thigh. "Is it convenient for you to come over right now? There's a situation that's extremely urgent and needs your help!"

"Go to your place? Where are you, bro?"

Deng Chao quickly gave the name of the hotel he was staying at.

Suddenly, an extremely exaggerated laugh erupted from the other end of the phone.

"What a coincidence, Chao Ge!" Chen Ming exclaimed with delight. "This is so convenient! I'm staying at this hotel too! It's right downstairs from yours! Which room are you in? I'll come up to you right now."

Chen Ye leaned on Song Yuqi's shoulder and rolled his eyes dramatically.

What kind of fate is this?

This is what you call being destined to face this calamity, Teacher Chen Ming.

You have no idea that there's a pack of ferocious zombies waiting to devour you alive.

Deng Chao quickly gave the room number of the presidential suite.

"Okay, I'll be there in three minutes." Chen Ming hung up the phone.

Holding his phone, Deng Chao arrogantly raised his head and looked around at everyone on the sofa.

"See that?" Deng Chao tapped the table. "That's what connections are all about. It's just a free meal, it's a piece of cake."

Lu Han yawned, her face full of suspicion.

"They're getting ready to work while you're calling them over to feed us? You're really ripping us off, bro."

Deng Chao clicked his tongue, about to retort.

Doorbell rang.

The staff rushed over and opened the door.

Wearing black-rimmed glasses and a casual suit, Chen Ming walked in with a big smile.

As soon as he stepped through the entrance hall, Chen Ming's smile froze on his face.

He could clearly see the array of divine beings in the room.

Chen Ye has a handsome face.

Song Yuqi leaned against him, feeling drowsy.

Lu Han's hair was all puffed up, making him look like a golden retriever.

Reba sat in the corner, as aloof as a snow lotus.

And then there's Deng Chao, whose eyes are bloodshot.

Five cameras, all turned on, were pointed directly at his face.

"Holy shit!" Chen Ming blurted out.

He quickly covered his mouth.

"Excuse me, I've come to the wrong set."

Chen Ming turned around and tried to run away.

"Don't run!" Deng Chao rushed forward in one stride.

He grabbed Chen Ming's arm tightly and dragged him to the main seat on the sofa.

"Why are you running away? You're already here!" Deng Chao forcibly pressed Chen Ming down onto the sofa.

Chen Ming was both amused and exasperated.

He could only get up and shake hands and greet Chen Ye, Song Yuqi, Lu Han and Reba one by one.

Although everyone was exhausted, they still showed basic courtesy and stood up with smiles in response.

Chen Ye reached out and shook hands.

Looking at Chen Ming's sharp suit, he thought he'd probably be used as a rag today.

After sitting down again, Chen Ming straightened his tie.

"Tell me, what do you need my help with, Brother Chao?"

Deng Chao didn't hold back and directly exposed the show's bizarre "meal-crashing mission."

"So, tomorrow, the brothers' stomachs are all counting on you."

Deng Chao clasped his hands together and winked shamelessly.

After listening, Chen Ming stroked his chin and began to think seriously.

Everyone in the room was staring at him.

Less than half a minute later, Chen Ming suddenly clapped his hands.

"That's easy!" Chen Ming pointed to his makeup. "I'm going to host a wedding later, a huge one."

"Since it's a big banquet, that makes things easier. You can just disguise yourselves as staff members of my team and sneak in."

"For banquets, there are always spare tables; having a meal is a breeze, isn't it?"

These words caused an uproar in the audience.

Chen Ye's eyes lit up instantly.

Wonderful!

This perfectly suits his style as a master of slacking off.

In his past life, when he was a beast of burden, his favorite thing to do was to eat at his friends' wedding banquets, and he especially liked to sit at the same table with the children.

Not only can you snag a large pork knuckle, but you can also pack two bottles of Da Yao liquor.

"This idea is brilliant!" Deng Chao exclaimed excitedly, jumping up and down.

He grabbed Chen Ming's shoulders and shook him violently.

"There's always a way out, Ming'er! You're like a second parent to our Five-Ha Regiment!"

Chen Ming was shaken so hard his eyes rolled back.

"Don't rush to acknowledge your fathers." Chen Ming broke free. "We need to assign positions. Your faces are too distinctive. If we don't disguise ourselves, we'll cause a stampede within five minutes."

Everyone immediately perked up and began to enthusiastically sign up.

Deng Chao looked at his clothes.

"I don't need to change out of my black clothes. Just put on a white shirt and bow tie, and I can actually play the role of a waiter. I'll be in charge of serving dishes in the dining room."

Chen Ye chuckled.

"Brother Chao, you don't need to act. Just standing there, you look like a supervisor who's been working in the food and beverage department for ten years. The lobby manager wouldn't even bother to check your ID."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Deng Chao shook his head dismissively and accepted the title.

Chen Ye raised his hand.

"I want to be a sound engineer," Chen Ye said confidently. "I like the kind of job where I sit in the dark and control everything with the click of a mouse. Most importantly, I don't have to move around."

Song Yuqi immediately raised her hand like a primary school student.

"Then I'll be the sound engineer's assistant! I'll be in charge of getting you bottled water and the mouse pad!"

Isn't this just a typical husband-and-wife team slacking off?

Everyone simply ignored these two shameless guys.

The focus shifted to Lu Han and Reba.

Reba thought for a moment and looked at Chen Ming.

"Professor Chen Ming, may I be your personal assistant? I can help you with your script and water glass, and just stay by your side."

Chen Ming nodded repeatedly and said with a smile.

"That's amazing! With such a beautiful assistant, my appearance fee today will have to double."

Only Lu Han is left.

Chen Ye looked at him with a calm and composed expression.

Given Lao Lu's past tendency to slack off, he would definitely choose a job that doesn't require him to do anything.

To everyone's surprise, Lu Hanteng suddenly stood up.

He straightened his chest, loosely clasped his hands in front of him, and made a very professional gesture of carrying a camera.

"I'll be the photographer!" Lu Han shouted loudly, "I'll capture the newlyweds' happy moments from every angle!"

Chen Ye almost choked on his water.

This kid really showed off his peacock-like prowess today.

To show his true manly nature in front of Dilraba, he even volunteered to do this kind of hard work.

Chen Ming slapped his thigh.

"Alright! It's settled then! It's getting late, everyone hurry up and change your clothes and disguises. Meet in the underground parking garage in fifteen minutes!"

The operation begins.

The presidential suite was instantly transformed into a large dressing room.

Chen Ye kept it simple: he went back to his room, found a minimalist black workwear jacket, and put on a black baseball cap pulled low.

Add a large black mask.

Only his eyes were visible on his entire face.

Following suit, Song Yuqi went back to her room and pulled out a matching men's small jacket from Chen Ye's suitcase and put it on.

Her long hair was all tied up and tucked into a baseball cap, and she wore the same kind of mask.

The two of them standing together looked like a pair of male and female thugs preparing to rob a bank.

Deng Chao acted swiftly, immediately instructing his staff to borrow a standard waiter's vest and white shirt from the hotel's logistics department.

Old Deng put it on.

Chen Ye couldn't resist taking out his phone and snapping three photos in quick succession.

That weathered look, bent over by the burdens of life, paired with the heavy dark circles under his eyes, was simply stunning.

The most tragic case was that of Lu Han.

Lu Han's face is so distinctive that it's easy for photographers to recognize her.

In order to avoid being recognized, Lu Han gritted her teeth and borrowed an extremely wild, medium-length curly wig from a makeup artist.

It was simply shoved onto his head.

He also wore a pair of black-rimmed non-prescription glasses and a large face mask.

His once refined face instantly transformed into that of an underground rock 'n' roll vagabond who had failed thirty times while trying avant-garde art on the streets.

Dilraba came out of the restroom after changing her clothes and bumped into Lu Han, who was wearing a wig.

Dilraba stopped in her tracks.

She bit her lower lip hard, her shoulders shaking violently.

Unable to hold it in any longer, he burst out laughing and quickly turned and walked away.

Hearing the laughter, Lu Han quickly ruffled the wig that looked like a pile of dry straw in front of the mirror, but her mouth was stretched almost to her ears.

Chen Ye shook his head repeatedly from the side.

Fifteen minutes later.

The fully armed "squad" followed Chen Ming out of the hotel's back door and into two unmarked black vans.

The vehicle started and headed straight for the five-star hotel where the wedding was being held not far away.

Throughout the journey, Chen Ming sat in the passenger seat, frantically coordinating with his phone.

Chen Ming's connections are indeed impressive.

He directly contacted the wedding director in charge of the entire wedding.

He lied and said that he had brought several interns to observe and learn today, and asked the director to arrange their positions.

The director readily agreed and didn't suspect a thing.

Half an hour later, the convoy arrived at the hotel without incident.

After getting off the bus, the group quickly got into character.

Chen Ye put his hands in his pockets and pulled his hat brim down.

Song Yuqi followed closely behind him.

Chen Ming led them through the staff passage of the banquet hall with familiarity.

Head straight to the sound control console at the far end of the hall.

This is the best blind spot in the entire banquet hall, with the widest view but the dimmest lighting.

Chen Ye was very satisfied with the environment.

the other side.

Lu Han successfully connected with the chief photographer of the wedding company in the corridor.

The older brother was a burly man.

He glanced at Lu Han's thin frame and unconventional hairstyle.

Without saying a word, the older brother slammed a very heavy camera into Lu Han's arms.

"Young man, work on your arm strength. You'll be in charge of the toasting today!" The older brother patted Lu Han on the shoulder and turned to smoke.

Lu Han was hit so hard that she staggered and almost knelt down on the spot.

He gritted his teeth and forced himself to swallow the mouthful of blood that was about to spit out.

For love.

Carry it!

Dilraba, wearing a mask and carrying a folder, followed closely behind Chen Ming, acting as his assistant.

As for Deng Chao...

This old guy has completely let himself go.

He somehow acquired a stainless steel tray and mingled among a large group of temporarily hired waiters, listening to the supervisor's instructions in the kitchen.

The foreman also specifically praised him for his upright posture, which showed the demeanor of an industry role model.

in the hall.

The wedding is about to begin, and most of the guests are already seated.

The atmosphere gradually became more lively.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi huddled on two folding chairs behind the speaker console.

The sound engineer from the wedding company was sitting in front of the main control panel.

The young man was a very honest person. When Chen Ming explained that this was a paid intern apprentice, he enthusiastically came over to share his experience with Chen Ye.

"Dude, judging by your outfit, you must be working behind the scenes, right?" The young man handed over half a bottle of mineral water in a friendly manner.

Chen Ye lowered his voice and mumbled an "Mmm".

"Let me tell you, everything else about today's job is easy, but there's just one crucial step that absolutely cannot go wrong!"

The young man's expression suddenly became extremely serious.

He turned around and pointed to a separate audio folder that had been pulled up on the computer screen.

"This is it." The young man lowered his voice.

"The bride confessed that she was a fan of Chen Ye."

Chen Ye's eyebrows were raised high behind his sunglasses.

Song Yuqi was also stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Chen Ye's profile.

The young man was completely unaware of anything amiss and continued rambling on.

"The bride gave me a stern warning."

The young man pointed to a line of bold red text on the flowchart.

"It started playing softly as the groom finished his vows at the wedding."

"This song must be played with perfect precision!"

The young man wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"If it's placed too early or too late, the bride will definitely be unhappy."

Chen Ye casually followed the young man's finger and looked at the computer screen.

Chen Ye was stunned for a moment when he saw the name of the audio file.

Song Yuqi also went over to take a look, then turned to look at Chen Ye.

The two stared at each other in the dimly lit corner.