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After taking the photos, the older women finally let Deng Chao go, completely satisfied.

"Xiao Deng, wear more clothes, look how pale your face is!" The curly-haired middle-aged woman patted Deng Chao's neck, which was covered in flour and hadn't been washed clean, and waved her hand with concern.

Deng Chao wanted to cry but had no tears.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi laughed until their stomachs hurt.

I can't mess with this old lady, I'm outta here.

The group took the elevator up to the fifth-floor bar.

The bar has been booked out.

The first row features luxurious semi-circular booths directly facing the stage, offering an excellent view.

The group filed in and took their seats according to their respective small groups.

Chen Ye naturally pulled Song Yuqi to the middle double seat.

On the left are Lu Han, Reba, and Baby.

Lu Han squeezed next to Reba, their shoulders almost touching, grinning from ear to ear.

On the right are three middle-aged men: Deng Chao, Chen He, and Tao Zhe.

On the far right are Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and Wang Mian.

The waiter came over carrying a tray.

It was that petite girl with the bun hairstyle.

She pulled her hat brim low, bowed her head, and poured champagne into the wine glasses in front of everyone.

Chen Ye picked up his wine glass and took a sip.

The stage lights suddenly turned on, and a deafening intro blared from the speakers.

A slightly overweight man in a white uniform strode onto the stage.

The man with the gold medal around his neck is the captain of this luxury cruise ship.

"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening!" The captain, microphone in hand, boomed, "Welcome aboard, distinguished guests! Before the evening's reception officially begins, we have prepared a few wonderful programs for you!"

Chen Ye leaned back on the sofa cushions and crossed his legs.

Old Wang did indeed assign tasks.

Song Yuqi moved closer to Chen Ye, resting her chin on his shoulder, and whispered, "Honey, do you know what the performance is about?"

Chen Ye shook his head.

"I don't know." He toyed with the wine glass in his hand. "That old bastard Wang is really despicable. Maybe he'll make Chen He go up there and do a pole dance."

Chen He, who was standing next to him, rolled his eyes.

"You're the fat monkey on the pole!"

The captain smiled and looked around from the platform.

"Now, let's welcome our first performer! Give them a round of applause!"

As soon as he finished speaking, all the lights in the room suddenly went out.

Only one spotlight shone on the edge of the stage.

Chen Ye's lips curled into a wicked smile.

He slammed his glass on the table and stood up.

This sudden action startled everyone.

On the other side, Chen He's beady eyes darted around, and he accurately received Chen Ye's radio waves.

Chen He shoved Deng Chao aside and stood up with an air of authority.

The two of them, one on the left and one on the right, with their hands in their pockets, strode onto the stage with an air of nonchalance!

The tourists and extras below the stage erupted in a deafening roar of screams.

"Aaaaaah, Chen Ye!"

"Brother He is awesome!!"

Are they going to sing together?!

Deng Chao sat in the booth, his eyes wide open.

"What's going on?!" Deng Chao pointed at the two people on stage. "When did you two start rehearsing behind my back?!"

Lu Han was also dumbfounded: "Didn't they say there was no script? How come they just parachuted in like this?"

On the stage, Chen Ye and Chen He stood side by side.

The two exchanged a smile, raising their chins.

The extras and tourists were so excited they practically shoved their phones onto the stage.

Just when the audience's anticipation was at its peak.

Chen Ye suddenly turned around.

He strolled around the edge of the stage and waved to the audience.

Chen He followed suit, even blowing a greasy kiss.

Then, the two swaggered down the stairs.

He walked straight back to his booth.

He plopped back down in his original spot.

The entire bar fell into an eerie silence for a few seconds.

"Just kidding, it wasn't the two of us." Chen Ye picked up his wine glass and said to Deng Chao with a smile.

"Tch~~"

The entire stadium erupted in deafening boos.

"Are you two crazy?!" Deng Chao grabbed a pillow and smashed it over Chen Ye's head.

Song Yuqi, sitting next to them, had long seen through these two childish fools and was laughing so hard her shoulders were shaking.

The dry ice machine on the stage began to spew smoke.

The main character has arrived.

A man wearing black tight leather pants and sunglasses emerged from the smoke, holding a microphone.

I only glanced at it.

Chen Ye sprayed the champagne he had just drunk.

Lu Han, standing next to her, pointed at the stage and laughed so hard she slid onto the carpet.

"Holy crap!!" Chen He slapped his thigh and laughed wildly.

The man on the stage had oily hair and a pink face, his chin was slightly raised, and there was a smile on his face that didn't deserve a beating.

Isn't this the same Deng Chao lookalike who claimed to have been discovered while surfing the internet at an internet cafe in the Hengdian lounge?

"Battle-Damaged Deng Chao" - Enhanced Version!

Old Wang pulled these clones from Hengdian to the cruise ship overnight.

"Baby, Dilraba, this is the amazing person I told you about in Hengdian!" Lu Han laughed until tears streamed down her face. "Look at that hairstyle, that stage presence, it's incredible!"

Baby and Dilraba laughed together.

Deng Chao sat in the middle, watching with a smile.

He looked at the man on the stage who looked about 70% like him.

The man even imitated his signature pigeon-toed stance.

He raised the microphone.

A loud and arrogant background music started playing.

"How lonely it is to be invincible!"

"How empty it is to be invincible!"

The bankrupt version of Deng Chao sang at the top of his lungs, his face turning red and his neck thick.

This song was written by Chen Ye three years ago as the theme song for a comedy film starring Deng Chao.

Now, this high-quality imitation version has been given a sense of tragedy.

Chen Ye leaned on Song Yuqi's shoulder, laughing so hard he could barely breathe.

The middle-aged women in the back of the tour group were furious.

The older women had already mistaken him for someone else, and now they saw that there was a young Deng on stage and another young Deng in the audience.

They instantly erupted in excitement.

"A son-in-law from Shanghai! Want one?"

"Shanghai son-in-law! Go up and do a jump!"

The middle-aged women clapped their hands in unison, creating a lively rhythm.

Deng Chao was still feeling awkward, but as soon as he heard the commotion, his inherent tendency to be a show-off instantly kicked in.

"Bring it on! Who's afraid of who!"

He ripped off his coat and rushed onto the stage.

The music continued.

The real and fake Deng Chao meet in the center of the stage.

When the fake Deng Chao saw the real person arrive, he not only didn't flinch, but also provocatively raised his eyebrows.

Deng Chao sneered.

He started with a standard Thomas Flair, immediately doing a split on stage.

The entire audience screamed.

The fake Deng Chao immediately responded with an extremely awkward moonwalk, tripping over his own feet and nearly falling flat on his face.

The two then began a brutally awkward dance on stage.

The actions were increasingly outrageous.

Chen Ye slammed his fist on the table from below the stage.

This scene is too shocking.

Just as Chen Ye was laughing so hard he was almost out of breath, a small glass of ice water was handed to him.

"Sir, would you like some water?"

The waiter, wearing a hat and mask, stood next to the booth with his head down.

Chen Ye took the water glass from him.

His gaze swept over the waiter.

This woman's hands have extremely small bones.

A thin red string bracelet was faintly visible on her wrist.

Listen again to that accent, which, even when strained, still reveals a distinctive nasal tone.

Chen Ye's gaze fell on her left hand.

The thumb is pinching the knuckle of the index finger hard.

Isn't that Deng Ziqi?!

Three years ago, he wrote two songs for Deng Ziqi.

The two have been working together and refining their collaboration in the recording studio.

Old Wang is really rich.

They actually managed to get a rising star in the Chinese music scene to serve dishes and pour water.

Chen Ye took a sip of water.

He tilted his head slightly and leaned close to Song Yuqi's ear.

"Wife," Chen Ye said in a low voice, "look at that waiter pouring wine for Zheng Kai, doesn't he look like Deng Ziqi?"

Song Yuqi was taken aback.

She turned her head to look over there.

The waiter had just walked to the corner, taken off his mask to wipe his sweat, and the outline of the lower half of his face was revealed.

Song Yuqi covered her mouth, exclaiming in a low voice, "Holy crap, it's exactly the same!"

Chen Ye's lips curled up into a wild smile.

Case solved.

They all came here to conduct unannounced visits.

Song Yuqi's eyes darted around.

"Honey, don't move, I'll go check on it."

She quietly slipped out from the edge of the booth, followed the shadows to a corner next to the stage, and went to observe the wild diva up close.

Chen Ye leaned back on the sofa.

On stage, the awkward dance between the real and fake Deng Chao finally ended with both of them struggling to breathe.

The audience erupted in applause, all enjoying the monkey show.

The captain wiped his sweat and walked back onto the stage.

"That was amazing! Teacher Deng Chao and our impersonation master are just as good!" The captain laughed and raised the microphone.

The lights went out again.

The captain's voice echoed through the speakers.

"The next performer on stage isn't a big star."

"He was just an ordinary employee on our cruise ship."

"She wants to take this opportunity to sing a song for everyone!"

Chen Ye laughed silently from below the stage.

The fun has begun.

Next, let's see how this "ordinary employee" will turn the world upside down for everyone on this ship.